>boomers molded their personalities around King Tut like millennials during the Chappelle's Show craze >Steve Martin topped charts and toured the world with it >they had to install gutters at the bottom rows of the stadiums because boomers were pissing themselves and spilling beers laughing so much at it >at least 17 deaths have been attributed to SMKTRC "Steve Martin King Tut related complications" on PubMed >King Tut is still banned from being aired on TV in 31 states because of the potential health risk
There was a brief period of time where people would have paid money to watch the black kid perform Chocolate Rain in a stadium but the black kid didn’t take advantage of that moment. Same for the song Friday.
I'm watching The Jerk right now and don't think it's very funny. Kinda reminds me of Adam Sandler type humor. Manchild on purpose, a different kind of course.
King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king.
(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?
(Funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut).
(King Tut) Now, if I'd known
They'd line up just to see you,
I'd trade in all my money
And bought me a museum. (King Tut)
Buried with a donkey (Funky Tut)
He's my favorite honky!
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)
Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tut)
The ladies love his style, (Waltzing Tut)
Rockin' for a mile (Rockin' Tut)
He ate a crocodile.
He gave his life for tourism.
Golden idol!
He's an Egyptian
They're sellin' you.
Now, when I die,
Don't think I'm a nut,
Don't want no fancy funeral,
Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut)
He coulda won a Grammy,
Buried in his jammies,
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,
He was born in Arizona, lived in a condo made of stone-a,
King Tut
STONE-AY ARIZONAY
this made boomers smack their knees and buy a time share home in aspen
What’s his routine?
I don't get it
WELL EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME!
He's King Tut
You are king tut!
kang tits
Easy dude im not on wifi right now stop using up all my data
What's his best pyramid?
>boomers molded their personalities around King Tut like millennials during the Chappelle's Show craze
>Steve Martin topped charts and toured the world with it
>they had to install gutters at the bottom rows of the stadiums because boomers were pissing themselves and spilling beers laughing so much at it
>at least 17 deaths have been attributed to SMKTRC "Steve Martin King Tut related complications" on PubMed
>King Tut is still banned from being aired on TV in 31 states because of the potential health risk
They women in the back aren’t symmetrical
>bought a condom made of stone-ay
BORN IN ARIZONA
MOVED TO BABYLONIA
>boomers paid money to travel and see this performed live
So did you zoomers finally find this and want to post it ad nauseum because you think it what peak humor was or something?
You had to be there
There was a brief period of time where people would have paid money to watch the black kid perform Chocolate Rain in a stadium but the black kid didn’t take advantage of that moment. Same for the song Friday.
rebecca black still tours
definitely not stadiums albeit
The modern stadium is called OnlyFans and she’s not singing on it
>I move away from Babylonia to breathe in
I just laughed and shid myself
I'm watching The Jerk right now and don't think it's very funny. Kinda reminds me of Adam Sandler type humor. Manchild on purpose, a different kind of course.
We pissed and shat ourselves, and then we pissed ourselves again. That's how funny this was to us back then!
King cuck
But enough about your boomer father
hes not in bad shape to be frank
to think he used to not be able to walk
>skit is now funny to me because of the meta context of these threads
MOVE AWAY FROM THE 4CHONIA
TO RECHARGE TESTOSTERONIA
Why was his hair white back then?
His hair grayed at like 30. And was solid white by 35.
Happened to Johnny Knoxville too, his hair was grey before he even did Jackass, always dyed it.
HOW WOULD YOU GET SO FUNKE?
DID YOU DO THE MONKE?
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH
AHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA! MONKEY HAHAHAHAHA OOH OOH AH AH
King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king.
(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?
(Funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut).
(King Tut) Now, if I'd known
They'd line up just to see you,
I'd trade in all my money
And bought me a museum. (King Tut)
Buried with a donkey (Funky Tut)
He's my favorite honky!
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)
Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tut)
The ladies love his style, (Waltzing Tut)
Rockin' for a mile (Rockin' Tut)
He ate a crocodile.
He gave his life for tourism.
Golden idol!
He's an Egyptian
They're sellin' you.
Now, when I die,
Don't think I'm a nut,
Don't want no fancy funeral,
Just one like ole king Tut. (king Tut)
He coulda won a Grammy,
Buried in his jammies,
Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia,
He was born in Arizona, lived in a condo made of stone-a,
King Tut
>Moved to Babylonia (King Tut)
>Dancin' by the Nile, (Disco Tut)
These are not in the same area!!!
Do you really expect the most American comedian after Jim Carrey to know shit about geography? Come on, man, come on!
i watch this just to enjoy the green dress girl effortlessly and catastrophically mogging the other girl with every look and action.
Tutbump
Funky Tut
Got a condo in Estonia
unironically some posts are made funnier by the lack of replies to them, dont know how to explain it