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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is why I always have a bottle of lube next to my bed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      figured it was because of your uncle's nightly visits

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haha oh noooo It would definitely be like, so super duper scary if when I woke up there was a cute little asian ghost lying on top of me, her cold little hands resting on my chest while she gazes into my eyes. Unrelated question, can ghosts get pregnant?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >In the third novel, Loop, which revealed that the events of the previous two books were set in a virtual reality called LOOP, it is stated that the ring virus unwittingly escapes into the real world after its creators clone Ryuji, who is dying from the virus. The virus separates from Ryuji and mutates with a bacterium, creating a highly dangerous cancer called the Metastatic Human Cancer (MHC), which threatens all life. The cloned Ryuji, who is raised as Kaoru Futami and has no memories of his life in LOOP, eventually has to reenter the virtual reality to get the cure for both the ring virus and the MHC. In the short story "Happy Birthday", Kaoru finds a cure that neutralizes all clones in the virtual reality, causing both himself and the Sadako clones to rapidly age and die within a matter of years.

      >The fifth novel, S, reveals that Masako was impregnated by Ryuji and gave birth to a girl named Akane Maruyama. Akane, unlike the Sadako clones, does not inherit the defective genes that had imperiled the clones, including Masako, who dies a few years after she is born. Meanwhile, Ryuji tries to stop the ring virus from propagating through Kazuyuki's journal but relents to allow four Sadako clones to continue existing, thinking that they have short lives and therefore pose no threat. However, the clones are killed off one by one by Ryuji's student Hiroyuki Niimura, who feels it is his duty to destroy Sadako once and for all.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wtf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The books are so stupid.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that's the most moronic thing i've ever read today

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There is no way this is real. No fricking way.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It’s as real as Stephanie Meyer’s gender swapped retelling of Twilight.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This version is actually based as frick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's kino though. Nothing else has been as effective at helping men understand what women find attractive about their fantasies.
            >Pale vampire chick and native american tomboy fight over the attention of shy loner boy
            Sounds based to me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I want a werewolf gf so fricking bad

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god am I being touche in bed by a...............................woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based fencer

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is her skin.. pale??? AIEEEEEEEEE

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would the blowjob feel cold?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      like warm coins and sand

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WOO WOOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it would be extremely painful

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She's a cute ghost

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          for you

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >seen so much Sadoko porn that the movie poster gets me hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Sadako, that's Kayako!

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do japs make ghosts have blue skin?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's hot

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did people regard this as the scariest shit ever? I almost fell asleep watching it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >buttplug for a logo
      lmao

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen this. What does she do that makes this scary?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she's blue

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Da-ba-dee

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she makes a gross gurgle sound, deforms her face, and is pretty supernaturally strong. and screams.
      i wonder though, if you're not afraid of her, can she actually do anything to you?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >i wonder though, if you're not afraid of her, can she actually do anything to you?
        doesnt she drag you to the underworld or something

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          idk. the jap myth says she gets power from fear or something.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >she gets power from fear or something
            So she's israeli?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She murders everyone she comes across and isn't even a ghost, more like the concentrated negative emotions of a woman's violent death that manifests in that woman's likeness

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She has sex with the guy and loves him unconditionally and he's not literally me

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how good her cold soft body would feel against your sweaty turgid morning wood. I'd spurt a bit of ectoplasm on her Astral form if you know what I mean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      elaborate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I put da pingu in her pinku

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT IS THE CRIME? KISSING A GHOST? A SUCCULENT NIPPON GHOST? THIS IS THE GIRL WHO GOT ME ON THE PENIS, PEOPLE! THIS IS EROTICA MANIFEST.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I see you know your fellatio well Onryō

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boomer here this honestly scared the shit out of me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nam' flashbacks?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, what's stopping him from turning her over and just letting loose?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fear.

      Fear is the mind killer,
      Embrace the jizz.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        True. I can't get my winkle up when I'm scared out of my mind.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did he died?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He may be the only man to ever truly live.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i would be scared stiff to say the least

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >People are afraid of free morning ghost blowjobs
    I don't understand why this happening is so ostracized by society.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He may be the only man to ever truly live.

      did he died?

      Realistically, what's stopping him from turning her over and just letting loose?

      She has sex with the guy and loves him unconditionally and he's not literally me

      Actually, the individual she does this to is a woman, so that wouldn't work. Seems to me like you have not seen the movie before talking about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >lesbian ghost
        Hot

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got this movie on DVD as a teenager and was so excited because of everyone hyping up how scary it was, and then just pure disappointment.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I was never scared, but enjoyed the mood for most of it. Felt bad for the cursed characters' situations to some extent, but they were so completely ruined once they got the curse that it almost was like a comedy

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is one of the scenes the remake did better. The American version is legit scarier due to it's higher production values. The original looks like something James Rolfe might've made in college.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw I go to bed horny after edging for hours and my sleep paralysis demon turns into a sleep paralysis succubus

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOOOO DON'T SUCK MY DIIIIIIICK

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ghost blowjob!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wonder what Dan Akroyd thinks of Ju-on

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This scene scared the shit out of me.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be malevolent ghost
    >ready to scare your next victim
    >see pic related
    >hear “mai waifu!” as he shoves your face in his crotch, the vile stench of smegma filling your delicate nostrils
    What do you think she would do at this point?

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