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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these movies aren't made for americans who don't buy tickets, they're made for indians who will pack in 300 people to a theater and then make a bollywood ripoff in 6 months

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone please post the indians shooting fireworks in the theater webm

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Indian detected

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh yeah those 300 dollars are sure worth the effort

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are over 1.4 billion of them, anon, and they're easier to lure than chinks

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          only a few of them can afford a dollar

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >there are over 1.4 billion of them
          yeah, and when they all buy a ticket, the total gross is about $300 USD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be an idiot if you think americans arent the biggest income stream (counting all revenue, such as merchandise) for literal Disney slop.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so one country did 30% vs 150 other countries who did 70%

          even without counting toy profit, you are moronic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >MY HECKING TOYS!
            this thread is about movies frickhead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans love capeshit. It's far too late to try and pass the buck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a fact that Americans are buying less and less tickets to see these movies. You can only fool people so many times. But there are always new suckers to be found elsewhere.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well clearly not because the films are in decline everywhere. If the films had retained the overseas box office they had around Endgame you would have a point but they aren't

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they're made for indians
      India is a laughably small market for it's population. The average capeshit makes more in Australia than India.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans paid for watching MCU trailers in the anual American Rugby event.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Indians hate Marvel because Zack Snyder didn’t direct any of the movies

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if this movie gets cancelled.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And I bet they will turn all those 60 into black people or gay people or a mix of both.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would laugh, so hard

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If it really happens, I will laugh because there is nothing else to do.

        My predictions, 50% of those heroes will be replaced by their black counter parts in the multiverse.

        MARK MY WORDS.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care unless I get to see America Chavez and the Hawkeye girl scissor

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and then Iron Tony opens the ass panel of the Iron suit and gets buttbroken by Thanos

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >America Chavez and the Hawkeye girl scissor
      Theres a 10 year age gap between them....

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Member that part in Endgame where Hey Peter Parker needed help and coincidentally the ones who could help were all women, some of them literally never being in an action scene before then?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they were trying to make a point about society

      FILTERED

    • 3 weeks ago
      Wagiewaranon

      I remember but that's literally how it is?
      I act awkward and goofy.
      Women come to rescue me in ways men never could.
      Is this not how it normally works?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How about the fact that all the women "heroes" showed up together as if ready to group up and do "girl power yasss" even though the bulk of them never interacted with eachother at any points in the whole MCU. At least the girl power scene in Infinity War made SOME sense because they actually show that Widow and chick from Black Panther at least shared a scene together.

      Also, wtf was Mantis gonna do in that girl power fight scene in End Game?? She was literally only there because she is feminine. Her powers and abilities as displayed in the movies up to that point are absolutely worthless in a full on Army vs Army fight.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao what. Iron man is dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but in Heaven he will invent a way to return

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Jarvis: Invent me back to life

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They fricked themselves by having such a definitive death for Stark. All the typical idiots would love to have him back (on the producer side and the consoomer side), but the big fans who make all the free advertising content as well as the few real creatives (including Downer Jr) are not going to want to ruin such a good send off for the character that really jump started all this modern capeshit. The problem is that if they don't bring back Iron Man, people are not going to give a shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I used to be a regular at Cinemaphile and I was done with it after Endgame, and I think everyone else was too. I got the feeling no one wanted more super hero movies after Endgame.

      Disney should had make IW a trilogy because no one was on board for 10 more years of the same thing and then vaulted the property but they pretty much have destroyed all their valuable ips now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >10 more years of the same thing
        That's not what they've been putting out so far. It's just endless lefty idpol nonsense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"hey guys it's me Tony stark from an alternate universe that was destroyed can I crash at your place for a movie or two?"
      ez

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That cheapens it though, which was my point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're only children's movies anyway.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah so, in the comics, Tony gets put in a coma and a hologram version pops up and uses the suit and shit. It literally doesn’t matter, in any way.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They will need ironman and find some joke version of Tony Stark that's an idiot fraud, until he gets his cheer moment and becomes IronMan.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What, so is it time shenanigans that brings him back or a multi universe Stark?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Whichever one tests better

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          With that many characters (60) it's got to be multi universe. Also trending from the Spiderman Doctor Strange movie

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you imagine how beloved Marvel would be if they had walked into the sunset after Endgame? They'd be known as the studio that pulled off one of the greatest feats in movie in history. It wouldn't matter that most of the movies were only so-so because it ended strong and it's obvious no one else has the capacity to recapture even that level of success.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems pretty obvious they will bring Iron Man back just from a different universe and have Hugh Jackman Wolverine and Tobey Maguire Spider-Man work with him.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Frick white men
    >Help us white men

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bubble burst*

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man frick the haters. this is super hype.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. So much this. Can't wait to take my wife's son when its out. Not to mention the new line of funkos its gonna bring! Talk about awesome sauce!

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2008 to 2019. That was 11 years of MCU dominance. It's now 2024. Five years. Half the time the MCU was relevant. We are deep in the decline.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there is no decline. its fabricated. we're still getting very good marvel stuff in the background. theyre just not huge news because theyre not giant projects like the avengers movies. but people dont have fun saying good things about them. thats not how the internet works. 99% of people on Cinemaphile havent even watched a lot of the marvel stuff that has come out in the last five years. i bet no one here has even watched the hawkeye series

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or anywhere else

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >We're not in decline, we're just not as big as we used to be!
        What level of cope is this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hawkeye was not terrible, and was a synergy with Black Widow and Florence Pugh. Problem is the Thunderbolts is taking too long, since they've had to redo Daredevil and Cap 4.
        But, without a doubt, the biggest speedbump came from establishing Kang in the worst Ant Man movie, just to drop the character after he dindu nuffin. So now they're being super careful and time has marched on. Two good movies in a row and they could be back.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really didn't think much of these movies and just went and saw them when ticket prices were reasonable for a fun 2 hours with some friends and then never thought about them ever again after leaving the theater. Apparently, there's large groups of people who follow this stuff religiously and care about the fictional characters that a bunch of rich and evil people play pretend as. It really makes one think.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's gonna say Avengers Assemble. Can't wait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only way to redeem her is to get her in the original costume

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LAAAAAME
    Let me know when they finally have rey and ashoka drop into the MCU, maybe with simba, aladdin and micky mouse.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is Kang ded?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's not dead, he's playing for the other team

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So they basically hit all the "in case of emergency break glass" ideas?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.
      >Look guys, the X-Men are coming to the MCU!
      >Look guys, its the 90's X-Men cartoon!
      >Look guys, Deadpool 3 with Wolverine!
      these will puff a moment of air back into things, but shit like Ironheart and Blacktain America are still gonna come out and flop hard.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was there any chance for the MCU after Endgame? Ignoring that their new stuff is garbage their strategy was theoretically good:
    >introduce new characters pre-Endmeme
    >give them their own films and shows with smaller stakes to build them up
    >build up new big villain just like you did the first time around
    If they had better writers and more memorable characters introduced would this have worked? They also managed to tank every big player left except for GotG.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should've just pumped the brakes until they could introduce the X-Men and Fantastic Four. Nothing else.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If they had better writers and more memorable characters introduced would this have worked?
        No. The fundamental mistake Feige and Disney made was choosing the Marvel Comics continuity method. By that I mean, they they chose to continue with the same universe, rather than rebooting for a new audience. The biggest flaw of capeshit comics is its continuity. It just goes on and on and on and most newbies get filtered by the sheer amount of content to go through. The movies have reached that point now. There's just too much of the same universe. It HAS to be rebooted, and it needs to be in hibernation for at least another 10 years before the reboot happens

        they should just scrap the entire old universe and build one up around X-men and fantastic 4

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why the hell would they scrap the MCU and build it around characters who performed worse than the MCU?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There isn't a single soul on earth who gives a frick about the fantastic 4. I don't know who keeps pushing this shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I swear 99% of it is just hardcore X-Men fans who don't want to look as single-mindedly obsessed as they really are, so they're always saying they want "X-Men AND FF".

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There isn't a single soul on earth who gives a frick about the fantastic 4. I don't know who keeps pushing this shit.

              There are FF fans. Pleasing them would require anyone remembering that they're pulp characters in a comic book. You just might get Israel to fund a few thousand holocaust denial projects before that would happen.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the only time I cared

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >This was considered irresistibly attractive in 2005
              Teens have no taste.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ask me how I know your skin color

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >If they had better writers and more memorable characters introduced would this have worked?
      No. The fundamental mistake Feige and Disney made was choosing the Marvel Comics continuity method. By that I mean, they they chose to continue with the same universe, rather than rebooting for a new audience. The biggest flaw of capeshit comics is its continuity. It just goes on and on and on and most newbies get filtered by the sheer amount of content to go through. The movies have reached that point now. There's just too much of the same universe. It HAS to be rebooted, and it needs to be in hibernation for at least another 10 years before the reboot happens

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are rebooting it tho, just not yet. before the johnathan majors fiasco, lots of insiders were already commenting that the mcu was getting soft rebooted, the mapping originally was something like this, 3 avengers movies to end the current continuity
        >avengers - kang dynasty, the current heroes fighting kang and his alts, ending with a tragedy, kang winning and most of the heroes dying or escaping to other universes
        >avengers - secret wars, heroes from other universes are gathered to fight vs the kangs, this is where tobey and hugh jackman would team up with a bunch of other nostalgic marvel characters, as the ultimate nostalgia bait movie, ending with a secret villain reveal
        >avengers - battleworld, where this new villain, hinted at the beyonder, would reunite all the surviving characters from all the universes for a massive battle, this is where rdj, chris evans and scarlet johanson would come back to say goodbye to the mcu, ending with merged universes
        That way they can take whatever character or actor they want, and continue from there, like deadpool or hugh jackman still playing wolverine in 10 years from now, since everything will be canon somehow, but mainly they will be focusing on the xmen to let the previous characters rest for a few years

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      introduce some new cosmic events, phase 4 should've just been the X-Men, Dr Strange, Fantastic Four and Spiderman (get rid of the one man superhero movie altogether), and get progressively weirder after that, maybe phase 5 deals with crazy shenanigans beyond earth, something like secret wars and annihilation war

      if it had to end, it should've been after that phase 5, the final movie being One-Above-All deciding that all multiverses must end and heroes and villains alike don't know how to cope with it, it could set the stage as the most nihilistic superhero movie of all time (something that will make manchild worldwide wake the frick up upon the fact that their interests are nothing more than a waste of time)

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And how is that not a bloated terrible mess?

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They did it alright during infinity war, having a big scope with a large cast, simply by giving them all different subplots, but even then, it still had its high and low groups, like thor, rocket and groot going after the axe was cool, but cap, black widow and the others going to wakanda was boring.
    60 characters immediately makes me think of the mess that was the endgame fight, where everything was cgi, but not really impressive since we've had years of the same final battle shit on every installment, but, also had bad pacing, because we had 20 different reactions of the actors to every new development, and, on top of that, they are bringing back dead characters thanks to the multiverse gimmick. There's no way this won't be a bloated mess that will cost nearly 1B to make

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there's people unironically debating capeshit
    >there's people unironically claiming there's a "downfall" for capeshit, implying it was good at some point
    >there's people that will unironically defend marvel
    >on Cinemaphile
    just what the frick happened to this place

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying it was good at some point
      It implies that it was popular and profitable at some point, which is objectively true.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a person who puts this place on a pedestal is worse than all of those capeshitters combined.
      >what happened
      it's a garbage site for garbage time-wasting.

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