AAAAH A BUNCH OF OLD WHITE MEN WANTS TO FRICK ME FOR MONEY I'M GOING INSAAAAANE

the ending was such a let down holy shit

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's it about?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      country virgin goes to the big city for fashion school and starts loosing her mind because spooky stuff starts happening in her dreams, could have been great

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >could have been great
        That's what pisses me off about so many similar movies. They could have been great for the budget they have but in the end they're mediocre garbage because some checklist is more important than inspiration and vision

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          its so weird to see such blatant pandering that nobody is going to enjoy, feels like this is some 4d chess frickery when they want you to actually resent minorities and women for being constantly in the way of a good story

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        is it psychological horror? just about society?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          incoherent bullshit about rape culture and evil white men

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is there a rape scene with breasts?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              something like that would have give the audience something to actually root for the mc's but NOPE WE CAN'T HAVE THAT

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            thanks for the info, i guess i better not watch it then

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              its good for the visual style, directing and performances, it is an Edgar Wright movie, just be prepared for a dissapointment in the end, I say 7/10

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It fools you into thinking its about psychological horror but it really isn't, feels really dishonest unless there's some clever sign that the main girl is hallucinating all of this but I doubt it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Psychological horror about the bad shit that goes on behind the glitz and glamour of English nightlife in the 1960s

          It's really good for the first two-thirds but can't stick the landing, there's a neat-ish plot twist but the movie becomes more conventional and boring in the final act

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So…Suspiria ?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          suspiria is about witches and weird colors

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isnt that sort of like the neon demon?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          never saw it, always wanted to, is Neon Demon good?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's NWR's weird medition on how scary le femoids are. It's aesthetically top notch but storywise pure trash. Don't let redditors convince you otherwise. If you liked the movie where scarjo is some sort of alien, you'll like this one

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              never saw it, always wanted to, is Neon Demon good?

              it's fun but it's trashy and feels half-baked plot-wise, but at the same time there's nothing truly "bad" about it so it can be recommended i think, unless you dislike cheap "shock" horror, some very nice scenes and build up at times, but it also doesn't amount to anything super-great once you have seen it all

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                never saw it, always wanted to, is Neon Demon good?

                Isnt that sort of like the neon demon?

                it's also kind of fun how despite being very sleazy there's zero sex in the movie, except for the girl raping a corpse

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            peak söycore

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Its a million times better, because it focuses more on style than substance and avoids dumb social commentary.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Premises may sound similar but they are very different films.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          newbies can't reverse triforce

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the ending was such a let down holy shit
    so was the beginning and middle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nah, it starts pretty good with the psychological horror aspect coupled with the visual style and direction

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I now remember the gimmick shots completly subverted by shit story

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      remember when they had to pretend Thomasin was the ugly mousy girl at the beginning of the movie lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. I was on a date, we watched it and I was shocked.
        Why did they make a small town wholesome innocent girl go under a nog in the span of few days. I was shocked...
        Americans do something with your culture

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god she's so perfect. I much would rather frick her over anya

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the message implied in holding a rooster and a dog?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      idk some satanic shit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bondburgered your sister tonight

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing how Black Swan did all this shit better 10 years ago.

    Better psychological horror, better competition drama, betetr social commentary.

    >MUH EVIL WHITE MEN

    When will this shit stop. EVERYTHING you know only EXISTS because of horny white men.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >competition drama
      there wasn't even that, what was the point of hurricane c**tasta?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >what was the point of hurricane c**tasta?
        To push the protagonist further into her 1960's fantasy land

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          she was a high school bully in fricking college and a sociopath and by the second half has nothing to do so she fricks off, great

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      black swan is schizo kino!
      >EVERYTHING you know only EXISTS because of horny white men.
      This is what gets me erry time

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >white man le bad
    >black man le good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >only 1 black dude in the whole movie
      >is dark chocolate black
      >only male character that not only is not evil but an absolute saint
      >every single other person is a piece of shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        a very dangerous message they're sending out here to the cute young white girls of England

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >only 1 black dude in the whole movie
      >is dark chocolate black
      >only male character that not only is not evil but an absolute saint
      >every single other person is a piece of shit

      yes, magical Black is a trope

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i guess it was okay up until the first dream. it went from an 8/10 in the first 40 mins to a 0/10

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this another perfect blue rip off? how many times is Hollywood going to rip kon off?

  10. 2 years ago
    The past is dead. We either move forward... or we die with it.

    The past is dead. We either move forward... or we die with it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hey, cool meme, mind if I borrow it?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      agreed, kill white straight women are problematic

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they have to cast the most ape looking Black in England?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      aren't black dudes in bongland extra black?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can we admit edgar wright is an s tier director?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What a stupid movie, the n*gger that looks like a rapist shows up in every scene out of nowhere and is the only good guy while every single white man is le bad, and it's okay to kill them

    What a shitty movie, Edgar Wright should retire

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