>Abomination is now a pacifist self-help guru for reformed supervillains with a side hustle as a cage fighter with his best bro Wong

>Abomination is now a pacifist self-help guru for reformed supervillains with a side hustle as a cage fighter with his best bro Wong

This dude had a wild ride in the MCU.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is everyone in the MCU completely goofy now? Its like Feige took the quips meme and said "LETS BUILD OUT FUTURE AROUND THAT LMAO"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why is everyone in the MCU completely goofy now?

      Thor, Hulk and who else?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >She Hulk
        >Abomination
        I would add the Guardians too but that would be cheating

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She-Hulk has always been goofy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He hasn't read Savage.
            Let me guess you've only touched Slott's Ally McBeal ripoff?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spiderman and Ironman too.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, they weren't that goofy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do redditors get filtered so hard by a little bit of camp?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >redditors
        Holy projection!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >everything I dont like is redditors
        Yawn

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >filtered so hard by a little bit of camp?
        Because it's inorganic, it's forcing everyone to be nice when there's no reason for it other than "B-BUTBUT BUT IT'S MARVEL IT'S DISNEY" and you not being able to understand this unless your favorite MCU hero cracked jokes about rape

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bathos isn't camp, It's a different form of "Frick You".

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >a little bit of camp?
        It's not a "little bit" of camp you obnoxious homosexual, it's fricking everywhere and every character is just becoming an amalgamation of the same shitty archetype

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Redditors are the ones who love this shit the most

        What are you on about?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Hulk teases Abomination returning by letting him like in 2008
      >People anticipate his return every phase for 13 years
      >he just became nice off screen

      >redditors
      Holy projection!

      >ARGGGGH I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE EDGY JUST LIKE THE BOYS

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is it wrong that some people just want sincere heroes sometimes? Not everything needs to be either a goofy childish show or an edgy childish show.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          yeah nowadays the MCU is full of:
          >Character 1: *Gives an impassioned description of their motives.*
          >Character 2: [Derisive Snort.mp4]

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nobody likes nerds.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hey, moron. I'll let you in on a little secret. Ready?
        The differences between The Boys and something like Waititi or Whedon capeshit are purely cosmetic because it all comes from the same place of being ashamed of capeshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She-Hulk's best runs are all goofy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, a character in a comedy show is going to be funny!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I'll defeat this villain with delicious Hostess FruitPies

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's why I liked DC. Nothing in the marvel movies matters, nothing at all. Every punch, argument and death means nothing. It's all a joke.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Meanwhile, Superman dies in a movie and is brought back from the dead in the next
        Oh, yeah, DC has stakes, man.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That's the funny thing. Superman dies in one movie and it has a bigger effect on the world in DC than half of the universe being murdered over in Marvel. On top of that bringing back Superman may have sealed the fate of the Earth leading to its destruction. The things that happen actually mattered outside of the ending stinger. What a concept.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Snydercucks are actually insane

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Superman dies in one movie and it has a bigger effect on the world in DC than half of the universe being murdered over in Marvel
            The frick? No it doesn't. The big change is that the bad guy comes in and Batman wants to make a team. Other than that and a token parade, it's business as usual.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The Justice League forming is the biggest game changer in the DC Universe. The death of Superman put Batman on the road to building it. How is this even a question?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine the Justice League movie if Superman hadn't died. It wouldn't have formed! Truly a game changer.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I see you're an idiot now. Well carry on.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DC movies don't matter, period.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hulk teases Abomination returning by letting him like in 2008
    >People anticipate his return every phase for 13 years
    >he just became nice off screen

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think he might actually be the first MCU villain to be completely redeemed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He wasn't really that bad a guy. Magic drugs gave him a couple bad days.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >He wasn't really that bad a guy
          Anon he killed several people during his rampage.

          [...]
          [...]
          >ARGGGGH I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE EDGY JUST LIKE THE BOYS

          homosexual.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It was the untested drugs his superior officer gave him. All those deaths are on General Ross's head.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              While i'll concede that Ross is responsible for those deaths, Blonsky still had enough awareness to be a deliberate dickhead by taunting Ross and just enjoying his slaughter.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            So did bucky, and wanda

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Bucky is a more complex case due to brainwashing and amnesia shenanigans, but Wanda is inexcusable for letting the Hulk out on a fricking city, to say the least of her frickups.

              >He killed several people during his rampage
              Tony Stark was a literal arms dealer before he got his shit together.

              I'm not going to discuss the ethics of weapon dealership and USA goverment dickery. however, i'll say that he wasn't selling his tech to anyone, even putting the entire thing to a stop the moment he found out his stuff was being handed to the wrong people.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >He killed several people during his rampage
            Tony Stark was a literal arms dealer before he got his shit together.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No, he wasn't. Tony was a defense contractor. You make it sound like tony was handing weapons to thugs and insurgents, indiscriminately. He wasn't. His company was, but only behind his back.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah he was doing worse, he was contracting to the government to assist it in killing hundreds of thousands of innocents as part of a phony war.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        OG Loki had finally received the love and respect of his family and people, shortly before getting THANOS'D, but still.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He went mental because of the various enhancements that Ross gave him. Which led him to a downward spiral that ultimately led to him becoming Abomination.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Still not as jarring as Banner subduing Hulk offscreen.

      [...]
      [...]
      >ARGGGGH I WANT EVERYTHING TO BE EDGY JUST LIKE THE BOYS

      No, you autist, it's about not making every single character the same character out of nowhere.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Subduing him off screen after they had their worst falling out yet, no less. Did Banner like use Hulk's weekend emotional state to just erase his psyche? Or did he come to him in a time of need so they saw eye to eye? There such a missing chunk there.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they introduce him as a support character that eventually goes full gorilla, possibly due to Jen's actions...
    ...but knowing how gimped Marvel is, Abomination will most likely be a goofy quirky sidekick with one or two epic meem scenes.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that already really similar to what Hulk is doing? Not much of dynamic here. All the gammas are just mellow now I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You wouldn't like me when I'm mildly annoyed

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >This dude had a wild ride in the MCU.
    Yeah, entirely off screen.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It will be on your screen when the show comes out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No it won’t you moron, because in She-Hulk he will already have gone through the change which happened entirely off screen

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          He got therapy in prison. Simple as.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd he grow Fins?
    I know Classic Abomination has them. But what's the reason for MCU Abomination, growing them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Banner changed more tbf

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick the MCU

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's also one of the longest surviving villains in the MCU from his first film until now. The only other technical one is Zola who may be on a USB drive or a few thousand floppy disks somewhere.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know people feel that a hulk movie being done by the MCU wouldn't work, but its so fricking stupid that they weren't even able to make any movies for the guy because of universal being c**ts

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MCU gammas seem like a well mannered folk

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds straight out of Harvey Birdman. And I'm 100% here for it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So MCU Hulk has officially zero enemies now, got it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Leader still out there doing nothing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on if Fury’s Big Week is canon.
        In that, he was captured and being studied by SHIELD. But with SHIELD being disbanded, I guess the result would still be the same.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh frick off, this can't be the same guy that I saw giving Hulk a savage beating when I was a kid. Those comics were pure kino, this shit is pure shit I ain't watching it.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can already imagine the sitcom
    Everybody loves the Abomination!
    *audience claps*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I can already imagine the sitcom
      It IS a fricking sitcom!

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the Hulk is so irrelevant in the MCU for this to be able to happen
    I miss those old hulk movies

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    porcupine

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I find it really weird hearing complaints about SHE HULK being comedic. That’s kind of her bag.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No problem with She Hulk but Hulk and Abomination aren't known for their comedy bits.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but this is in the context of her show, and would apply the same to her books

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mr Blonsky I'm putting together a teeeeem

  19. 2 years ago
    Iceman

    That's a long way of saying Abomination just a homosexual.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is awfully stupid, so is he okay with being in prison for his relatively small crimes.
    He could have been an avengers

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for a moment i thought it was the demon from jeepers creepers

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's pretty neat. Still not going to watch any Marvel goyslop but pretty neat nonetheless.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is MCU but this sounds liek some shit you would find in the harley quinn show which is a parody. Wtf marvel

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You think they'll go full moron and have comics as actual legal documents?

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