About to watch this, what am I in for? I have diapers and a crucifix at hand

About to watch this, what am I in for?
I have diapers and a crucifix at hand

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not nearly as scary as the original and it mocks Christians.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it mocks Christians
      Boohoo philosemite.
      So did the original.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not really. In this new one the mother from the original blames the patriarchy on the fact that she couldn't be in the room during the exorcism. You have shit in it that is essentially "Christianity bad because of sexism, racism, and exclusion"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Kenny Powers would hate it. Strange.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the original was written by a catholic, 85 IQ fedora tipper

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watching any exorcist spin offs
    Why?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly nice little premise for a 10 million Blumhouse slop.
      >Original director comes to haunt remake director for desecrating his work
      >Directed by Scott Derrickson
      >Staring Patrick Wilson
      Bam. 150 mill easy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I’d watch it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        reminds me of new nightmare

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason all these deeply religious individuals, who believe their faith is the only valid one in existence, decided the best course of action was a multi-faith exorcism where they ultimately do what the demons asked them to do.

      I can only pray this happens.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd it true tis has the line the priests wouldn't let me watch my daughter's exorcism because of the patriarchy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, also at the end all the religions of the world team up to fight the demon.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dog shit movie that failed to understand why the original worked, just like their Halloween movies. They aren’t really interested in Halloween, The Exorcist or whatever horror franchise they might get their hands on. They’re just interested in milking whatever nostalgia is left and doing it with an “original character comes back after years of hiding” template that has also been done in Scream and Texas Chainsaw. Just shit legacy half reboots/half sequels. David Gordon Green, Danny McBride, they’re retards that don’t understand the franchises they write for. The worst kind of casual fans.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just seeing the monster on the poster shows they've missed the point.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That’s true. The possessed Regan isn’t on the poster or trailer. They definitely wanted to make the appearance shocking. It’s just a level of detail and care that these directors don’t think of. I miss Friedkin.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's used sparingly until the end. The third film is also great. Good dramas with some horror.
        The second even had some interesting stuff, it just seemed like a couple of movies mashed together with an exorcism thrown in at the end.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so do they use Pazuzu's help to fight her or something? That's part of the lore right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They go with Captain Planet instead.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood should legislate to prevent ugly people from appearing in horror movies
    it looks like a cheap comedy show

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It sucks, it really sucks.
    But lets forge your own opinion

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Haitian Black Magic Saves the Day!

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because the events of the exorcism explain EXACTLY why parents shouldn't be allowed in the room. The dad literally gets his daughter killed and the demons manipulate the shit out of the parents emotions. It's not the patriarchy at all.

    This movie is so fucking bad. The Exorcist is one of the greatest films of all time. I can't believe someone wrote this script and thought it was even slightly worthy. These guys wrote 1 passable Halloween reboot and they thought everything they touched turned to gold lmao.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nailed it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. I'll even goes as far to say I enjoyed Halloween, but Kills borders on parody and Ends . . . I don't know what they were going for with it. This Exorcist movie takes it even further. I can't believe they have 2 more movies in production. The fuck was the budget for this trilogy?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I watched all the Exorcist movies recently; the first movie (Theatrical Cut) and the third movie are the only ones worth watching. The first movie is a legitimate classic film, and the theatrical cut is better than the more common director's cut from 2000. The second one is just way too different to the first film, and the director of the sequel even said he wasn't a fan of the original film so why the hell did he get the job? The third movie is also different but in a much better way, and was written and directed by the author of the novel the first film is based on.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      did you read the book? if not, I strongly advise you to do

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The book is really good.
        Kinderman's parts are my favorite.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    White people bad

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The thing why it resonated with so many people back in the day is that most people still could empathize with a women searching for a cure for her child while everyone is desensitized these days and can’t root for anybody who isn’t just like them.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >White people BAD
    >Black people GOOD

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >AYO I SURVIVED. WHITE GIRL FRYIN AND DYIN IN HELL WHERE SHE BELON HEHEHEHE. TAKE DAT WHITEY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't actually drive the demons out, seeing as the demons stated their terms and white dad followed them. Black girl's still possessed.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Le patriarchy!
    Lol what a slap in the face to the priests who gave their life for the daughter. This is just sad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I already knew they woudn't make a pro-catholic movie in this year but that was just a new low

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good until it starts to lean hard into special effects. not saying theyre bad just unnecessary. toned town it would have been great, first 30m are kino

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    a very boring shitty soft reboot that lacks soul or identity

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      like all soft reboots

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The girl masturbating in the church is the best part. You can turn it off after that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The girl masturbating in the church is the best part
      That was fucking vanilla when in the original regan was stabbing the crusifix on herself also going from
      >let Jesus Christ fuck you
      To
      >the body and the blood
      Just lame watered down shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        how can you look at blattys's face and imagine someone like him imagined that stuff, among other horrible things?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they had to COPY literally everything from the first movie? it's almost like an AI generated sequel adpated to modern audiences

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They literally have the black father boxing for no reason just because the father did that in the original

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    worst horror movie of the year and there's a lot of competition. A hard earned victory.

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