For me it's gonna have to be Super. So fricking fun to watch, fantastic in every way, it's the most underappreciated kino of our time.
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For me it's gonna have to be Super. So fricking fun to watch, fantastic in every way, it's the most underappreciated kino of our time.
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knowing she became a guy killed it
she's kinda sexy here not gona lie
> she
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> she
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Respect Elliot's pronouns, please.
The character is female you maroon.
That is clearly a female you mentally unstable homosexual
Spoilers!
Who's Elliot? I only know Bolty, the sidekick of the Crimson Bolt.
i can only hope that posts like these are ironic. i refuse to believe r*dditors come here and post shit like this thinking it's gonna go down with a bunch of updoots and "do better, OP" comments. i refuse to believe anyone is that moronic and hungry for invisible internet points.
Channers get trolled this easy and still consider themselves superior.
That's not how it works, he was always a guy. You've been gay. You're a homosexual, Harry!
What a waste. So petite and juicy. Succulent little breasts.
posts like these really show
Nice use of the work succulent kek
You know you don't have to post whatever comes into your tiny brain, right?
if I had to read shit like this I'd turn into a gay too
it’s so gushy
The Hitcher
Summer heat fever dream tone, unique eerie atmosphere, minimal dialogue, fantastic perfomances from the lead kid and Rutger Hauer, and all of this wrapped into a rather dumb 80s slasher plot.
Watched this one for the first time last week and its honestly a good movie. I only knew the non superior remake version.
Great choice. Also
>much better than Matrix 2 and 3
so is Equilibrium
>non superior
I didn't know the actual word ... stop teasing me
The lightning bolt v seems perversely inspired and the whole character was bizarrely contrived. Still, best gay rape scene in cinema.
Reddit: the movie
Dark City, what a great movie. It is much better than Matrix 2 and 3.
The Meteor Man (1993)
Based af
i miss when blacks were cool wtf happened bros?
>wtf happened bros?
Unironically? Obama.
Blacks acting like perpetual victims had always been there on the fringes by people like Spike Lee, but it generally was seen as a temporary thing and that as things got better and segregation faded into history blacks would both fully integrate into mainstream American society (and forgive it for past transgressions). Obama was supposed to be the pinnacle of that, but his enthusiasm for causes like Trayvon Martin's ripped up the rulebook. Now perpetual victimhood was to be celebrated and encouraged to the extent that it's unusual to find a work by a black creator that's *not* just 90% whining about whitey.
I also think it's about people, that for generations have used their oppression as an excuse for their underperformance, getting less and less oppressed and having less and less excuses. Then there's this backlash. Their brains only function when they have that excuse that no one is allowed to argue with - but it's gone. Time to invent oppression.
I gave Super a 4
What's the reasoning?
Of what? Why Super isn't as good as any of those movies?
I like it when she gets shot in the face
for me it's Spring (2014)
a simple lovestory with a beautiful atmosphere, visuals, and a nice twist
I'll watch it. if it's bad I'll find you and end your fricking life
On that note, I also recommend After Midnight. The world needs more horror romances that don't involve fricking vampires.
That movie can't even be called horror. There are absolutely no creatures in it whatsoever. It was fricking dumb
I can't wait for this to be a reality when that fricking chud offs herself.
I watched it. It's not bad, just gay. you live to see another day homosexual
>lovecraft love story with a twist
Is this just a shitty, sanitized Saya no Uta?
Super fricking sucked and is depression porn
The parts where Boltie acted like a psycho were comedy kino. I agree that mixing sad with funny is lame and a crappy shortcut to depth though.
It's really not. There was a ton of comedy and self-awareness. Even the most depressing parts were saddled with hope too.
based
it's morbid comedy, like when you're depressed and suicide becomes (more) funny
Doesn't prove much, but I have crippling depression and I loved it.
She was so hot bros, what do I do
>this movie was made to parody how many superhero movies there were out there at the time
>12 FRICKING YEARS LATER there is even more capeshit out there
These satire films usually herald the end of a trend but capeshit is still going strong
It's not really a parody. Also Super specifically isn't really trying to "end" superhero films.
It was okay but the cuck ending pissed me off
Also why try to even save your prostitute wife
The only bit that made me feel was the "in between the panels" scene. Max kino
yeah the fact he is a cuck ruined this movie for me. I hate these trash subhumans
Altitude (2010). 4.8 IMDb rating. Lowest rated on my list of favorites.
I like her here because she has the body of a 12 year old.
typical, male on male rape played for laughs
>white guy loses bawd wife
>goes on a killing spree just to save her
>bawd wife gets blacked
>white guys only hope for tight cosplay pussy gets blown into pieces
>ends up being the "uncle" for the kids of his love and seeing her dicked down by chad
Another movie in the series of white cuck films that started in the late 90s to early 00's
Stop objectifying me
The part where he gets his brain opened up and molested made me very uncomfortable. I prefer Defendor
so boring, was like watching a high school play
also am I crazy, I was 100% sure woody was playing a moronic guy but the wiki etc doesnt say that
this movie is frickin KINO and i don't care what any of you gays say.
Project Almanac was really good. At least better than i had anticipated
So wait.
She was a boy the whole time?
Like we have to metaphysically change the past to accommodate the whimsy sophistications of the future? I just don't see how this person is Eliot the whole time? This person is clearly Ellen.
No. This is Elliot with his cute perky breasts that uses his vegana to gay rape the MC. If you find him attractive, you're gay. If that doesn't make sense to you, please call your local Thought Correction Facility and they'll send a brain engineer over to fix you.
They have changed the credits in most movies to Elliot
They can't get rid of DVDs
This. I was disgusted when I found out they changed the
>did your husband make that outfit for you
from spider-man. I have the Raimi and TASM on Blu Ray. How fricking thick are they? This is why i don't watch any old movies online and any cartoon i will just pirate.
>oh no the cartoon did blackface better delete fast
frick off
Every shitlib has read 1984.
Yet for some reason, this revisionism just flew over their heads as justified.
Was Big Brother and his cronies a bunch of thin-skinned trannies who keep trying to rewrite history to fit their perceptions of themselves and the world?
what a wet ponce
Frankstein Monster shoes are making a come back?
the ending sucked but this scene was based enough that it overruled the cuckoldry to come.
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This was eviscerated by critics because it openly discusses israeli philosophy
Some parts are terrible, some are absolute kino and some of the philosophy is very useful in day-to-day life (mostly the shit about knowing that your ego controls you and being able to see through it and get out of your comfort zone)
Name 1 (one) film where literally nobody can guess the plot twist.
Lord of the Rings.
From Dusk Till Dawn
Dead silence
Upon rewatch that movie is really fricking bad. It's unfortunate
Pure Catholic Horror kino coming through.
how did this movie even get made?
There's quite a lot like that. A famous one is Pretty Baby with Brooke Shield's being totally naked and fricking even though she was 11. That's the 70s for you.
Here’s a film that’s similar. It’s low budget and has a youtube skit feel but it’s funny.
>In January 2018, actor Elliot Page announced his marriage to Portner on an unspecified date. The couple met after Page noticed Portner on Instagram. In December 2020, Page publicly came out as a trans man; Portner expressed support for him coming out that same day on her Instagram account, saying she was "so proud" of Page. The couple had separated in the summer of 2020. Page filed for divorce in January 2021, and the divorce was finalized in early 2021.
Portner had previously identified as lesbian. However, she declined to speak publicly about her own gender identity and sexual orientation after Page came out as a transgender man.
Based terf
Alimony Page, formerly known as Elliot.
Who knew that hormones and physical mutilation of the body parts she found to be attractive would drive her away.
I mean, I don't want to go too radical here, but it's almost like sexual attraction is based on sex rather than gender. That if a hot girl does "male" things like play videogames, watch MMA, and is very assertive, she's still a hot girl and not a man. Equally, if a hot girl transorms her body into a poor imitation of a male body, like fricking genetic crime scene, she'll stop being a hot girl and thus stop appealing to straight guys and lesbos.
Imagine throwing your life away just to be a ugly manlet with a fake dick.
Not to mention page probably never shuts up about being an icon now considering how it’s all they do now is talk about how brave and stunning it is to be trans.
It was like this before she trooned out too. 95% of her personality was being a lesbian and now it's being a troon.
She was always crazy.
It's so weird that David Cage had a crush on her.
It's not that weird when you consider he got to mocap her naked.
i feel bad for her. there's no way she didn't get molested on the set of trailer park boys when she was 11
If so that shit's tragic. Did the screaming dude touch her?
Best comedy of all time but those stuffy rat bastids down at rotten tomatoes have it at 27%
i don't look at the "scores" of any flick I see so I wouldn't know
should have used the womack with tiny head instead
Rainn Wilson is underrated as frick, he was the best in The Office.
decent film, recently watched it
kim is so hot
Gunn peaked here