Much has been made over actresses "hitting the wall" as they age and sometimes understandably, as we grew up with their images on film for so long. But as this concept isn't limited to gender or generation, I was curious if anyone else has a hard time even finding Anthony Michael Hall in Anthony Michael Hall.
Why do people get fat?
As you grow older your metabolim slows down, you typically still eat as much and exercise less.
This is not true at all. Your metabolism does not really change until you're actually a geriatric. People just keep eating and drinking more and more over time.
Your face widens as you get old, especially if you’re irish or an alcoholic
Can confirm.
25% Irish, 100% alchy.
I'm half irish and my face has always been wide
Mine too but much more in the jowls now.
I'm 51yo though. In your case it's not a bad thing if you're young.
>Irish or an alcoholic
What’s the difference?
Your nose keeps growing your whole life, it keeps growing while things like your cheekbones and eye sockets don't. Same with ears - the cartilage keeps doubling over time. That's why actresses all get nosejobs over time, because their cute button nose of their teens and 20's keeps growing.
LMAO. Well played.
>ep phone home tattoo
Oh yeah, Ellen took the call
YWNBAM
>cut off breasts
>go on anavar
>still just 80lbs
>get the most shitty gopnik haircut imaginable
what kind of illness is this
she was sexually abused and is seeking to erase every aspect of herself she thinks caused it
Ewww! Look how they massacred my girl.
Seriously, how can you be so blind to actually believe you're better like this?
Honestly looks good. She looks like an old lady should look, not like some plastic surge’d up freak show
Diane no!
he looks much better tbqh
Don't click
>as they age
Getting a fat face and sparse hair when you're 60 isn't hitting the wall. That's just regular aging. Hitting the wall is when your looks rapidly deteriorate at an early age.
looking in her 40s at 26 and MBB looking like a late 30s early 40s actress before she was even 18 are examples of people who hit the wall. Lindsay Lohan too at what, around 18 or 19, when she hit the drugs hard and blew her figure out. She stabilized and even seems to have rebounded a little in recent years but she looked to have aged 20+ years in the span of one back in the day.
she looks great today though. people underestimate the power of plastic surgery and filler to improve appearance after ageing.
look at her in this video from 2 months ago compared to how she looked a few years ago
You forgot to add photo filters and putting on more makeup to cover the surgery scars.
surgery scars are hidden kek. and you must be new if you don't think every celebrity, male or female, isn't covered in makeup in every public appearance
i feel like she's an outlier because she was addicted to drugs and alcohol which heavily alters your appearance
kek
She's 35 but looks like a middle-aged woman who has aged gracefully. It's weird, she's "half-hit" the wall.
I still find her attractive, but maybe that's because I'm a 30-year-old boomer.
Lindsay Lohan’s walling was sad. She had a lot of natural charisma on screen and was cute and funny. She could’ve been her generation’s Lucille Ball.
prime lohan was in the parent trap though
I'd rather do the one on the right for some reason
the reason: you subconsciously know shes on your level
What the FRICK
Shansha was the red woman all along
One, she's pregnant again, that's her real hair color, and she's been spending that Jonas money on lip fillers.
you didnt post prime sansa
Lol
b***h looks like Boy George
How do people even recognize her
I mean, the gal has pumped out 2 jonas babies. Also seems like just an unflattering pic in general.
Here she is before the babies.
I, for one, am not surprised.
dude....
She looks fine.
>when you put on your ass backwards
She looks great for being pregnant. You sound like you've never had sex, and likely never will.
Disgusting femanon. I don't give a shit about your roastie opinion.
You sound like you have no sense of humor.
Y
damn this homie mad
Anon, be honest with me: is this an edit?
>She looks fine when she's posing under layers of make up and hairdressing for photos intended to be publicly released.
Gosh, anon. Whodathunkit.
That's terrible how do you have mire belly than ass as a thin woman?
Here's that young maiden I was telling you about.
that's why littlefinger gave her away
Why not?
hes just bulking bro
HOLY FRICKING SHIT
He looks like someone wearing an incredibly shitty Marlon Brando suit.
just watched Cop Land yesterday, this guy is so fricking great in it
He's good in everything, and has had some great roles, but he must be hard to work with or something because he's done way, way, way more shit and direct to DVD than good roles. He was great in Walk The Line, too.
But Cop Land got great performances out of everyone in it, even that c**t Janeane Garafalo. Stallone proved he's got solid acting chops when he bothers to try, and the combo of Keitel, DeNiro and Liotta guaranteed even if only they tried, it would still be a great movie. Even that wigger Rappaport turned in a credible performance.
GET BACK IN YOUR FRICKING HOLE
Shouldn’t you be allowed to hit the wall in your 60s? It’s more embarrassing when you start looking fricked in your 30s and 40s
>Muh Wall
This is supposed to be about women going to shit in their 30's not people starting to look worse when they've over 60
Cope, he look dreadful
post ur breasts, braindead prostitute
>everyone who thinks this
is ugly must be a roastie
Perhaps its you whose braindead? Kek
old people should really stop dying their hair, never ever looks good
paul mcartney looked way better when he let it go white
The fact that he looks like picrel in a show that came out when I was a kid made me realize that the 2000s really are part of "the past" now.
He has better hair than I do at age 24
Bowie...
lmao roasties mad as frick. These guys are 60 years old. Not 35 or 40 like the roasties we usually post.
Even then, these guys at 60 are really good looking and would have no issue getting some 20yo pussy with their money and decent 60yo looks.
>really good looking
oh the misery
ITS FRICKIN STARTING
Looks like every grandpa who lives in the California high desert
As in I mean he looks like my dead grandpa
it's makeup, turns out covering your face in chemicals for long periods of time is bad
proof?
It used to be, many from the silent film days had horrible scarring.
Is Danny Elfman an architect?
What the f, I kinda figured that was normal since Jackie Brown came out so long ago, I had no idea she looked like that at the Inglorious Basterds premier, that's a hard fall in a short time.
Wasn’t he an alcoholic
potter gays we lost...
Jon Huertas today, he was Detective Esposito on Castle.
Jesus. Castle ended six years ago, he looks older than Kurt Russell
bruh, this is makeup from that abc show with fricked face guy
it looks like he’s wearing makup
hes not THAT OLD
Waltuh...
my sides
this is what prolonged makeup use and ~~*sunbathing*~~ do to your skin. That said, with a layer of makeup she'd look the same.
I mean she's also almost 80
Kurt Russel must be banging something on the side, like wtf...
They're both in their 70s, I doubt he gives much of a shit. 99.999% of old people are ugly as frick, and that's fine.
Kurt is 71. There are for sure gold diggers and groupies who would frick him, for sure.
Goldie is 76. Nobody has opened that stale, dry grilled cheese sandwich in years.
They never married, and there's been rumors for years it was a very open relationship.
Waste of a get. Goldie Hawn is an honored elder and looks great if that's her now. Your memaw should look so good.
looks fine? he's like 60. what did you expect?
Isn't he in his 60s? Looks pretty good. I always thought he was underutilized after he became a chad
My personal favorite.
This was debunked
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH IT WAS DEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKED
I'M DEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONKING
Bunked!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
yeah cause she was so beautiful before.
Genuinely nightmare fuel
La momia de las pirámides
>I would like to play a game
just post young hilldawg for comparison
it's not even her best picture but god damn you can see the crazy in her eyes
I bet she blackmailed and controlled bill into being with her
she's the type of women that doesn't really get angry if you talk to another girl, she'll just talk to her in private about how she will kill her if she ever speaks to her man again
after that it's a good hatefrick where she almost bites your right nipple off and it's bleeding heavily and you barely noticed her stripping off the rubber because the pain distracts you
Botox and fillers were a mistake.
is that martin short doing a bit?
EVIL DIES TONIGHT
Where did you get this picture of me?
That might be you on the left but that's literally me on the right wtf.
Sometimes it's tough as a straight man to give a frick.
He's dead tho
He was just in top gun you dumb c**t.
No I mean the unfunny homosexual on the right that died a couple of months ago. Norm something
Nom Cruise
he was battling cancer in his last years though
These aren't the same person. Left is Tom Cruise and right is Norm Macdonald.
Damn William Dafoe hit the wall hard
>William
Its his birth name. I know you're probably a troon and dead naming gets you mad, but us normal people don't care.
It's Willem you fricking tard.
Keanu doesn't look that good without the beard
Sam and Dean aren't looking so good...
They both look great for white people in their late 40s early 50s, this thread is moronic. Post someone in their 20s who looks 40. That's wall hitting.
Seriously what does Cinemaphile want? For people to be immortal vampires? The only people who don’t hit the wall are the ones who die at a young age.
>Hitting the wall
has become reddit. This thread is proof
>zoomers discover aging, the thread
whoa
Why are there several of these threads every day
Nice one
ackshually a lampost, but whatever
>most of the thread still manages to be female
You people have constant threads about this why can't you leave this one to it's actual topic
It's always just been a thinnly veiled excuse to shit on women by posting them in unflattering light while she's caught making a face and acting like they look like the worst 1/10 in the world now. It makes the anon feel better about their own condition.
>It makes the anon feel better about their own condition
if that were true we would make fun of handsome actors as well, and try to show why they're not actually good-looking, post them in bad angles etc.
If you were paid millions of dollars to be attractive all the time we'd make fun of your ass when you got older too.
Post hand
grim
trim your nails you animal
My mummy does that for me every time she visits
can't have a thread about this topic without mentioning him
poor brendan hit the artificial wall because of that fricking alimony payment
that's the thing with the wall, it's not normal aging but premature one due to bad life decisions (or circumstances in his case). I'd say Fraser counts.
That hurt him obviously but he ripped his back apart in the third Mummy film.
>third Mummy film.
what the frick are you talking about?
wait... i had no idea they made 3 and a spin off....
brendan... it wasn't worth it......
Way to be disingenuous, frickhead. Right is after he put on weight for The Whale.
relax Brendan
The man was relentless handsome holy shit. Also I hope he gets back into shape one last time for something gritty.
>Comparing two pictures that are 40 years apart
Ywnbaw
Post glowups
not an actor but it's the only one I know
Looks like one of the guys from OMD
All he did was get a better look. Nothing with his face physically changed
peaked in 2015 tbh
It's all about facial hair and styling. He should always keep a beard.
dude what the frick when did Derek look like that?
I don't the details behind the photo, I think he mentioned it was when he first started out bodybuilding, was clueless about nutrition etc. and did a really bad "dirty bulking" phase.
MEN DON'T HIT THE WALL!
MEN DON'T EVER AGE POORLY!
ONLY WOMEN HIT THE WALL!
ONLY WOMEN SHOULD BE MOCKED AND RIDICULED FOR LOSING THEIR LOOKS!
I FRICKING HATE WOMEN!!!
Sooo true
His face is fine, it's just that he went bald in the shittiest possible way. Like damn man, I know you're a royal and already have a hot wife, but have some self-respect and don't leave a hair horseshoe the in your 30s.
Runs in the family I guess
That's fricking tragic. Definition of, "He had a spark when he started..." white Anglo genes are WOAT genes after 30.
this is going to happen to me and im dreading it
Harry mogs him hard. It's terrible to peak as a teen. All because he lost his hair.
can't he have a hair transplant?
>literal elite
>married to a still-hot and classy woman who is constantly pregnant
>nearly everyone on the planet knows who he is
The frick does he even need a hair transplant for?
The wall is definitely less noticeable for men. You can even evade it completely with good genes.
Not the case for women at all.
capeshit ruined people
🙁
I'M NOOOT OKAY
Marylin McManson
He always looked like an old lady
goths tend to age shittily
His ex-wife didn't, though. She was 48 in this photo
Siouxsie and Peter Murphy look great today
looks like sheogorath
Brando got old and gave us multiple 70s kino. He didn't hit the wall, he fricked it and gave it uber fare the next morning.
I don't think you understand what the wall actually is
It's for when people like like they're in their 50s or 60s when they're only in they're 30s
That guy is 54, that's just ageing
He looks like a kino drunkard who will pick fights and win them
he makes incels seethe I can't hate him at all
literally me
Ser Davos Seaworthy... the Onion Knight, is it?
>Born: July 7, 1994 (age 27 years)
Yoko is evil.
looks like a muppet.
how can one man be this based?
the power of earth rockin'
Has he become an unironic surfer dude?
Yeah but without surfing abilities
no he is a surfer/skater poser and always will be.
wow the guitarist of mastodon got real fat
is that reggie ledoux?
Wall = eggs. How many eggs does Anthony Michael Hall have?
Damn he really was pretty
looks fine to me
elf ears
he always had them, it was just covered them with his long hair.
Do Leo Dicaprio and Prince Philip next. White men are so pretty, but when they fall off they fall off extra hard.
Notice how many black and Asian men are not in this thread.
DiCaprio is tragic
well to be fair black and asian men always look kinda shit so its not like they really "lose" anything.
You don't have to cope this hard.
The biggest cope comes from the 'waahh european beauty standards' crowd, of which you are no doubt a member.
Ghastly, should be him that died instead of Liotta
>he bought?
what the frick is wrong with his fingers?
obligatory
SCARED POTTAH?!
>ugly child grows up into an ugly adult
not wall, he hit it at birth and stayed consistant
whats the left one from
that isn't accurate. alex jones used to be bill hicks
>I was curious if anyone else has a hard time even finding Anthony Michael Hall in Anthony Michael Hall.
He's an apparently a violent alcoholic and that's why he bloated up. I don't care. Dead Zone tv series is comfy.
He's in his 50s. For women the wall arrives a lot sooner
He's playing Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead) biopic, directed by Scorcesce and fully approved by the surviving members of the Dead plus Jerry's family. Maybe that is why he looks so disheveled. I think it will be a great movie though tbh but my hopes/standards are very very high, Jerry and his life are complicated and anything less than stellar directing, production, and acting will make it shit
It’s only the white actors that age like milk. Just wanted to let you anons know.
Idris Elba is a literal, unironic cuckold.
99% of aging badly is being fat and going bald. Just stay lean and pray you dont go bald
Abstain from alcohol, drugs and stay out of the sun if you want to age gracefully. If someone had told me this when I was 18 I'd look a hell of a lot better than I do.
>The wall is definitely less noticeable for men.
yeah and 60 year old depp is still a movie star banging 20 year old russians
meanwhile, a 60 year old woman
Alex Lifeson on the right
and now you're posting cancer patients?
what a vile person
He looks better as an old man. This gives me hope.
>that hairline
>the excellent jawline he had completely softened out, not helped by the lack of scruff
>the general aging
Bong genes hit him hard and I say this as a Bong myself. Even into his late thirties he was very attractive but stuff has gone way downhill. I wish all twinks could stay pretty forever.
He's nearly 50 and still looks much better than most men that age. It seems like most of you don't realize just how quickly age can affect beauty. A lot of people already look like shit by the time they hit 30.
I know that, but I still wish it was possible to have frozen him in time.
Won't disagree with you there, but I wouldn't make a habit of thinking that way unless you want to be disappointed all the time.
Oh nah, it's just a little thing with him. The rest of the actors I like are aging magnificently, it's just kind of a shame about Hugh really.
It's just weight loss and not exercising, the good-looking him is still there.
id like to see a pic of OPs 60 year old dad who doesn't love her
meanwhile, a 20 year old woman
Meanwhile, a 31 year old woman who plays a high schooler
lets see her without the lip fillers and makeup
go ahead
ill wait
kek she looks bad even with them
I thought nobody knew her real age
>left: age 27
>right: age 44
How does he do it?
no such thing as manwall if you have decent genes and keep yourself healthy and stress free
meanwhile heres a 30 year old woman
Chin has receded a bit and the jawline is a bit less pronounced, but yeah he looks good. I'd say fitness, playing in Supernatural for 15 years meant he was probably under contractual obligation to keep himself looking good, and considering the ridiculous amount of the time the show lasted for, he had to take care of himself from his late 20s all the way to his early 40s.
I think he looks a bit better on the right. If his chin has receded it's only minimally and the middle age weight gain has made his face look a bit broader and manlier.
I’d add that apparently that show was like a big family for all the regulars behind the scenes, so the stress was probably comparatively low after a few years
well, this low iq discord troll's thread backfired, i feel even better about being a man now
we're all gonna make it bros
>what getting dumped by Avril Levigne does to a mf
>i feel even better about being a man now
this isn't hitting the wall, he did it to himself
the moronic foidtroony cant even process information, you could write an entire page explaining HGH driven bone growth and it would just go "huh?"
>win genetic lottery
>BOG yourself anyway
Why? Why would anyone do this?
Mental illness.
you just know some seething roastie made this thread
sorry gal but women age worse, this is just biology due to how fat storing in the face works
but anon, i thought trannies made every post you didn't like
you thought wrong, fricking moron
so i will be a woman some day?
you certainly wont be a good poster some day
you really know how to wound a girl
your low iq thread ended up backfiring so bad on you, you ended up posting literal cancer patients
you're just not a good person, probably should take some time off the internet and pet your cats for a while, enjoy the sunny day
oh cool, so now i'm the person who posts anything/everything you don't like. yay!
>yay!
think before you post please, this isn't reddit we aren't going to huff your farts just because you have a girl avatar
thanks for the gender affirmation!
>sorry gal but women age worse
how much of a frickup do you have to be as a woman to even find much less post on Cinemaphile
just how fat and ugly are you holy shit?
>we're all gonna make it bros
you're just making our point when you post 70 year old cancer patients and we reply with 20 somethings
DIOS MIO
>wall thread
>posting pictures of people when they are 20 and then when they are like 65
bit unfair innit
>you're just making our point when you post 70 year old cancer patients and we reply with 20 somethings
>your low iq thread ended up backfiring so bad on you, you ended up posting literal cancer patients
thats the best picture of draco ive seen in years
man you're bad at this
This is one of the rare genuine male WALLs. Still young, no health issues, no surgery, just plain horrible aging.
I can't help but laugh every time he appears on screen in Stranger Things. This is supposed to be an 18-19 year old? Kek
The wall approaches. Probably bald by the time the final season of ST films kek
sorry about your thread
Oh for frick sake.
Women have thinner skin and lose collagen more rapidly. Past the age of 25 they tend to look about 5-10 years older.
But everyone ages like shit except asians.
Stay out of the sun, dont drink, used a retinoid. But dont think you will look 30-something until you are 50, you wont. not without a surgeon
who the frick wants to look 30 something?
When you get up around 30, people in their early 20's start to look like kids. A 20 year old guy will still look like he is in awkward teenage years.
If youre a guy, you want to look fully matured, which is about 30. Compare Tom Cruise in Risky Business to Tom Cruise in MI2 when he was in his mid 30's
>retinoid
what's that?
Its a cream, all anti aging creams have retinoic acid in them, the better ones have more.
You can get a strong one from a chemist, they are good anti aging creams, especially for men.
Retinoic acid it is a mild irritant but makes your skin produce more collagen. It also fades any blemishes or sun damage you might have.
,
Men have more collagen in their skin than women and they have thicker skin so men age better. Most 50 yo actors look better than 35-40 year old actresses
the "person" who made this thread isn't arguing in good faith, its a butthurt redditor who comes here to troll, and they do so very dumbly
,,
God I fricking hate the passage of time.
I bet it angers women so much that they age much faster than men due to having thinner skin, less collagen and menopause and estrogen raping the shit out of their skin.
It does....until they get married, then they dont care. (this doesnt apply if their career depends on looking young)
They are doubly fricked by the societal beauty standards for women, who have to look cute and pretty young to be hot , where as its fine for men to look "rugged".
I have a theory that the reason men age better than women is because they can keep procreating (although the quality of sperm is shit) until death so men have to look younger to appeal to younger females. Meanwhile women should already have several children by her 20s
Maybe... thats actually a good point, it is all ultimately about sex selection i guess.
Another reason might be that we had to be tougher because as hunters we would have risked more injuries and cuts... women cut and bruise much easier than men.
Probably a mixture of reasons.
Are you a homosexual by any chance?
>dad drinks and smokes and eats shit and he's turning 50 next year and looks early 30s
I hope I get those good genes
How do you go from this
...to THIS?
you smile
lighting, lenses, angles, and smiling
are you moronic?
No, his face is a million times worse than it was in 2016/2017. Pic related was taken in 2018.
drugs and wall