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actors who shouldn't have lost weight
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This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
>yellow phone case
Closet fag
That’s the only thing in that picture that set off your gaydar?
>Color is...GAY!
I find colors do make me happy, so maybe they are.
You're not allowed to have a Pink, Purple, or Yellow phonecase if you are straight. I don't make the rules, That's Just The Way It Is™.
why do his legs look so feminine in the second pic?
might be it's the soi milk and the purse
It's not the legs. It's the blue shorts and shoes and little purse bag
He doesn't lose weight by doing hard workouts, he loses it from dieting. It's why he doesn't look good thin is because he loses muscle and fat at the same time when he trims.
The real answer is the fashion hes wearing. Thats all. The skinnier you are the better you look in clothing. Thats why ultra skinny runway wear insane looking crap, they somehow pull it off.
Being fat is a death sentence. Everything you wear makes you look bad. The moment you see yourself in a properly drapped outfit, your perspective on your body will change forever
His clothes in his fat pic are actually more fitted.
What really makes him look bad is lack of muscle, shitty posture, and baldness. garden gnomefro added a lot of good volume to his weird head
It's all in the posture, bros. He's got his arms tucked in because his biggest priority is carrying his little purse and clutching that milk carton, which minimizes the broader shoulders of the male frame. For whatever reason, he is walking with one foot behind the other so that his footprints would make an almost straight line, which is the way women walk to accentuate their hip movements. Add on to that the ditzy and vacant gaze and you've got all a woman's sensibilities packed into a man's body.
Never underestimate posture, bros. How someone carries themselves tells you exactly what you need to know about their self-image. Even though Jonah has a manlier body in the right pic, his mind is still stuck in a low self-esteem image, so it makes his appearance come off as contradictory and uncanny.
Excellent deduction bro.
Cheers
He walks in a straight line like a woman with no penis or balls to make room for. Maybe he the next hollyweird transitioner.
He’s got knock knees, the way his legs go in and make like an X shape. That shit will really screw over how your body looks
gnomish genes
>that haircut
I can hear Ornella cackling from here.
I’ve heard (on Reddit) that gnomish people are extremely inbred, is this why he looks like that?
Yes
Inbreeding is the poltards dream
What now Ornella?
Where are his nipples headed? Sneaking off to Subway?
what an optimistic time
trim, confident, and before he got all those gay tattoos
It's crazy how consistently disgusting he looks skinny.
do actors find it insulting when they're cast as characters because they look a certain way? this guy was cast as Peter Pettigrew because he looks like a rat. no two ways about it, the man's a rat. how do their agent even tell them? "Hey Timothy, they're looking for a ratfaced actor, you should audition"
>ratfaced actor
Must be something to do with the name Timothy/ee.
Isn't Steve Buscemi casted almost the same way?
>hey we need a ugly mf who's also funny and relatable
a scrawny pedophile?
He owns a mirror.
When I was in junior high and got cast as Piggy in Lord of The Flies, it wasn't a huge fucking shock, I was a tubby little shitter.
I got cast as Tybalt and Joseph. You jelly anon?
Jonah did
Jonah has legitimate mental problems from being the fat punchline. Then he lost a lost of weight and couldn't get work because people wanted the funny fat guy. He unironically worked for free when he tried to become a legitimate actor.
maybe jonah just.. isn't a great actor? dudley from harry potter lost weight and he gets more roles than ever.
He's an okay actor but who gives a fuck about seeing Jonah Hill in a movie? His "keep awkwardly talking too long" brand of comedy belongs in 2015.
Part of growing up is being able to laugh at the ugly parts of yourself.
I'm sure he's aware of what he looks like. You're the dick for pointing it out.
>being able to laugh at the ugly parts of yourself.
i mean its more like you get better at coping. nobody WANTS to be unattractive.
Good for him
>is still a bald piece of shit with saggy tits
All that work for nothing
I had to look this up because this change is unreal
>buff
>still fat-handing
You can take the fat out of the man but you can't take the man out of the fat
somewhere in the middle he had that yella kang look
this is incredibly inspirational but man. lose weight when you're young because loose skin of this magnitude must be depressing to have. i guess its either this or die of a heart attack at 40.
How young? I wanna know how much time I got
yesterday was the cutoff.
im so sorry.
i would say its best to lose weight in your twenties at the latest man. its all ymmv mostly but losing weight and physical stuff in general gets harder the further you're past your thirties. if you lose the weight in your twenties you will absolutely not regret it and will pick up better eating and lifestyle habits you can stick with for life.
That had nothing to do with age, it had to do with him being over 500 fucking pounds.
When you are that fat it does not matter how old you are, you are going to have loose skin.
he actually has surprisingly little loose skin for being that heavy. Nothing a but of surgery could not fix if he wanted to
you definitely lose skin elasticity with age. i agree that his weight was a major factor but someone 300lbs who loses the weight in their twenties is going to look a lot different than someone who loses the weight in their fifties.
>for nothing
he'd probably be on death's door, he did it for himself and his family
>heh, look at this guy who completely changed his life and became the best version of himself, while adding at least 20 more years to his life. all for nothing because of some loose skin that no sane person irl will even comment on.
Chud believes in redemption and self improvement (within the bounds of his racial-sociological tribe)
Kys
This
Is there a chance that his skin will tighten back up? That melting skin looks disgusting.
almost certainly no. the bigger you are for a longer period of time the more likely you are to have more loose skin. he was so massive for so long he's basically stuck like that and surgery wouldn't help much. still better than the alternative.
>does lots of roids
>dies faster than if just being a fatfuck
the Cinemaphiletard way
Fuuuck I’m semi-fat and go to the gym and this is my worst nightmare
you only get that bad if you're legit obese for a period of time. just being chubby or skinnyfat will not give you loose skin. stretchmarks maybe but those fade with time.
he was like 500lbs, you're not 500lbs right?
You're not semi-fat, anon, you're a semi-truck
>longer life expetancy, better life quality, more time with your loved ones, being better for your partner and relationship, is not worth it because you dont look like the tiktok haircut trend of the week
corporate brainwash really has done a number on you americans huh
>All that for nothing
Being able to function for the second half of your life seems worth it to me.
Spall is great and he looks good for being on old geezer with bong genes.
Peter Pettigrew
Peter Pettishrank
He's a big guy.
>the bit where Bobby Ball flicks the Indian woman right on the bindi while singing Yvonne Ellimann
Kino.
Could this guy play Christopher Hitchens or is his voice not deep enough?
Ha I was thinking Peter
Any actress
t.
Bryce
my cat just shit in the litterbox and the smell is so acrid that I can smell it across the room and it's probably the most fitting smell that could have lined up with me seeing this image
The fact that this woman isn't pregnant 24/7 is a crime against humanity
what a hog
Nah, her cutting weight was really great.
Nah she looks better just a bit lighter, however its good to know that her fat deposits are godtier. Nothing worse than a fit chick getting fat inly for it to go on the belly
wife just had my kid... 3 months in she looks just like this. I have not been able to last more than 2 minutes before nutting into her plump ass
Bridget Jones era Renee Zellwegger was peak femininity
he went from christopher hitchens to peter hitchens
Penn Jillette went from looking the part of a fast-talking con man with a booming voice to a carnie's uncle.
turtle out of his shell looking ass.
Thin Penn is an abomination
This guy is an insufferable atheist. The worse type of person.
losing fat is always a good thing despite what seething fat cunt retards might want to think
being fat is a disrespect to god and a disrespect to yourself
inb4 fat bastards reply with seethe
It's legitimately just sad when an obese blob loses a huge amount of weight and just ends up looking even worse. Many such cases.
I didn’t know Kevin Smith was Mr. Mobile
The cheek surgery is one thing, but she deleted her tits. I jerked off to them like forty times watching queens gambit, and now they're gone.
Fellow Anya jerker
i hate this alien faced mong so much bros
If she didn't look so weird she wouldn't be in movies.
How can someone look at that face and think it's worth of a wank
Have some dignity
Queens gambit was before she fucked up her face (more than it already was) and more importantly, she had a nice juicy rack that was shown off often.