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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >yellow phone case
      Closet gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That’s the only thing in that picture that set off your gaydar?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Color is...GAY!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I find colors do make me happy, so maybe they are.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You're not allowed to have a Pink, Purple, or Yellow phonecase if you are straight. I don't make the rules, That's Just The Way It Is™.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why do his legs look so feminine in the second pic?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        might be it's the soi milk and the purse

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the legs. It's the blue shorts and shoes and little purse bag

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't lose weight by doing hard workouts, he loses it from dieting. It's why he doesn't look good thin is because he loses muscle and fat at the same time when he trims.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The real answer is the fashion hes wearing. Thats all. The skinnier you are the better you look in clothing. Thats why ultra skinny runway wear insane looking crap, they somehow pull it off.

        Being fat is a death sentence. Everything you wear makes you look bad. The moment you see yourself in a properly drapped outfit, your perspective on your body will change forever

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          His clothes in his fat pic are actually more fitted.

          What really makes him look bad is lack of muscle, shitty posture, and baldness. israelitefro added a lot of good volume to his weird head

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The real answer is the fashion hes wearing. Thats all. The skinnier you are the better you look in clothing. Thats why ultra skinny runway wear insane looking crap, they somehow pull it off.

        Being fat is a death sentence. Everything you wear makes you look bad. The moment you see yourself in a properly drapped outfit, your perspective on your body will change forever

        It's all in the posture, bros. He's got his arms tucked in because his biggest priority is carrying his little purse and clutching that milk carton, which minimizes the broader shoulders of the male frame. For whatever reason, he is walking with one foot behind the other so that his footprints would make an almost straight line, which is the way women walk to accentuate their hip movements. Add on to that the ditzy and vacant gaze and you've got all a woman's sensibilities packed into a man's body.

        Never underestimate posture, bros. How someone carries themselves tells you exactly what you need to know about their self-image. Even though Jonah has a manlier body in the right pic, his mind is still stuck in a low self-esteem image, so it makes his appearance come off as contradictory and uncanny.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Excellent deduction bro.
          Cheers

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He walks in a straight line like a woman with no penis or balls to make room for. Maybe he the next hollyweird transitioner.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He’s got knock knees, the way his legs go in and make like an X shape. That shit will really screw over how your body looks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        israeli genes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >that haircut
      I can hear Ornella cackling from here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve heard (on Reddit) that israeli people are extremely inbred, is this why he looks like that?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Inbreeding is the poltards dream

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What now Ornella?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Where are his nipples headed? Sneaking off to Subway?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what an optimistic time
        trim, confident, and before he got all those gay tattoos

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's crazy how consistently disgusting he looks skinny.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do actors find it insulting when they're cast as characters because they look a certain way? this guy was cast as Peter Pettigrew because he looks like a rat. no two ways about it, the man's a rat. how do their agent even tell them? "Hey Timothy, they're looking for a ratfaced actor, you should audition"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ratfaced actor
      Must be something to do with the name Timothy/ee.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't Steve Buscemi casted almost the same way?
      >hey we need a ugly mf who's also funny and relatable

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        a scrawny pedophile?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He owns a mirror.
      When I was in junior high and got cast as Piggy in Lord of The Flies, it wasn't a huge fricking shock, I was a tubby little shitter.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I got cast as Tybalt and Joseph. You jelly anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jonah did

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jonah has legitimate mental problems from being the fat punchline. Then he lost a lost of weight and couldn't get work because people wanted the funny fat guy. He unironically worked for free when he tried to become a legitimate actor.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        maybe jonah just.. isn't a great actor? dudley from harry potter lost weight and he gets more roles than ever.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          He's an okay actor but who gives a frick about seeing Jonah Hill in a movie? His "keep awkwardly talking too long" brand of comedy belongs in 2015.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Part of growing up is being able to laugh at the ugly parts of yourself.
      I'm sure he's aware of what he looks like. You're the dick for pointing it out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >being able to laugh at the ugly parts of yourself.
        i mean its more like you get better at coping. nobody WANTS to be unattractive.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good for him

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >is still a bald piece of shit with saggy breasts
    All that work for nothing

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I had to look this up because this change is unreal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >buff
      >still fat-handing
      You can take the fat out of the man but you can't take the man out of the fat

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      somewhere in the middle he had that yella kang look

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this is incredibly inspirational but man. lose weight when you're young because loose skin of this magnitude must be depressing to have. i guess its either this or die of a heart attack at 40.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How young? I wanna know how much time I got

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yesterday was the cutoff.
          im so sorry.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i would say its best to lose weight in your twenties at the latest man. its all ymmv mostly but losing weight and physical stuff in general gets harder the further you're past your thirties. if you lose the weight in your twenties you will absolutely not regret it and will pick up better eating and lifestyle habits you can stick with for life.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        How young? I wanna know how much time I got

        i would say its best to lose weight in your twenties at the latest man. its all ymmv mostly but losing weight and physical stuff in general gets harder the further you're past your thirties. if you lose the weight in your twenties you will absolutely not regret it and will pick up better eating and lifestyle habits you can stick with for life.

        That had nothing to do with age, it had to do with him being over 500 fricking pounds.
        When you are that fat it does not matter how old you are, you are going to have loose skin.

        he actually has surprisingly little loose skin for being that heavy. Nothing a but of surgery could not fix if he wanted to

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you definitely lose skin elasticity with age. i agree that his weight was a major factor but someone 300lbs who loses the weight in their twenties is going to look a lot different than someone who loses the weight in their fifties.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >for nothing
      he'd probably be on death's door, he did it for himself and his family

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >heh, look at this guy who completely changed his life and became the best version of himself, while adding at least 20 more years to his life. all for nothing because of some loose skin that no sane person irl will even comment on.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Chud believes in redemption and self improvement (within the bounds of his racial-sociological tribe)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

      >heh, look at this guy who completely changed his life and became the best version of himself, while adding at least 20 more years to his life. all for nothing because of some loose skin that no sane person irl will even comment on.

      This

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is there a chance that his skin will tighten back up? That melting skin looks disgusting.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        almost certainly no. the bigger you are for a longer period of time the more likely you are to have more loose skin. he was so massive for so long he's basically stuck like that and surgery wouldn't help much. still better than the alternative.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >does lots of roids
      >dies faster than if just being a fatfrick
      the Cinemaphiletard way

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fuuuck I’m semi-fat and go to the gym and this is my worst nightmare

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        you only get that bad if you're legit obese for a period of time. just being chubby or skinnyfat will not give you loose skin. stretchmarks maybe but those fade with time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he was like 500lbs, you're not 500lbs right?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're not semi-fat, anon, you're a semi-truck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >longer life expetancy, better life quality, more time with your loved ones, being better for your partner and relationship, is not worth it because you dont look like the tiktok haircut trend of the week
      corporate brainwash really has done a number on you americans huh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >All that for nothing
      Being able to function for the second half of your life seems worth it to me.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spall is great and he looks good for being on old geezer with bong genes.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Peter Pettigrew
    Peter Pettishrank

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He's a big guy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >the bit where Bobby Ball flicks the Indian woman right on the bindi while singing Yvonne Ellimann
      Kino.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Could this guy play Christopher Hitchens or is his voice not deep enough?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ha I was thinking Peter

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any actress

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bryce

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my cat just shit in the litterbox and the smell is so acrid that I can smell it across the room and it's probably the most fitting smell that could have lined up with me seeing this image

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that this woman isn't pregnant 24/7 is a crime against humanity

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what a hog

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, her cutting weight was really great.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nah she looks better just a bit lighter, however its good to know that her fat deposits are godtier. Nothing worse than a fit chick getting fat inly for it to go on the belly

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wife just had my kid... 3 months in she looks just like this. I have not been able to last more than 2 minutes before nutting into her plump ass

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bridget Jones era Renee Zellwegger was peak femininity

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he went from christopher hitchens to peter hitchens

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Penn Jillette went from looking the part of a fast-talking con man with a booming voice to a carnie's uncle.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      turtle out of his shell looking ass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thin Penn is an abomination

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This guy is an insufferable atheist. The worse type of person.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    losing fat is always a good thing despite what seething fat c**t morons might want to think

    being fat is a disrespect to god and a disrespect to yourself

    inb4 fat bastards reply with seethe

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's legitimately just sad when an obese blob loses a huge amount of weight and just ends up looking even worse. Many such cases.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I didn’t know Kevin Smith was Mr. Mobile

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The cheek surgery is one thing, but she deleted her breasts. I jerked off to them like forty times watching queens gambit, and now they're gone.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fellow Anya jerker

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i hate this alien faced mong so much bros

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If she didn't look so weird she wouldn't be in movies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How can someone look at that face and think it's worth of a wank
      Have some dignity

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Queens gambit was before she fricked up her face (more than it already was) and more importantly, she had a nice juicy rack that was shown off often.

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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