>Randy fricking Quaid.
Pretty nutty but also ahead of the curve. He was right that Hollywood is full of murderous glowies and the three letter agencies can't be trusted. But running away to Vancouver? Lol lmao
It's weird how 10 years ago people thought of him as a minor action hero star, I remember Americans on here calling him based for having a 1911 pistol collection. All this buffoonery people mock already happened then, did nobody know that? Or is this really a campaign against him to ruin his name, by some shady organization that is spreading rumors how he shat his pants and fainted at a party?
He's a buffoon that Putin likes. Stevie has told people that he was/is in the CIA. lmao
The tldr is he goes on camera to tell the viewers that he can tell that the explosions were caused by HIMARS because on top of everything else he can do, of course hes a military forensics specialist. Then he says some stuff about how a super ebil mega nazi was a prisoner here and was going to spill the beans on Zelensky and thats why the place was bombed.
It's weird how 10 years ago people thought of him as a minor action hero star, I remember Americans on here calling him based for having a 1911 pistol collection. All this buffoonery people mock already happened then, did nobody know that? Or is this really a campaign against him to ruin his name, by some shady organization that is spreading rumors how he shat his pants and fainted at a party?
I remember reading positive stuff about him on here. Maybe he was already a joke to many, but not the absolute meme of today. Maybe it's the cheap flicks he did it the last years, idk
...it's literally a paid campaign to go after him, as he stated, since he went to Moscow. It's not intelligence agencies doing it though, just cheap low-rent influencers with no stroke cashing in by trying to run those memes.
Try to remember James Gunn, Harvester & Jeff Epstein's clients are still alive & well, working today in Hollywood, but they told Seagal to frick off because he wouldn't join.
he has been irrelevant or an obscure joke about a weird irrelevant actor for at least a couple decades.
once he became political he tried to use his weirdness and irrelevance to advance his political views and people stopped thinking he was funny and instead saw him as sad. same thing happened with chuck norris jokes, he was irrelevant for over a decade and became a random funny person to bring up. then norris tried to bank on his "fame" to advance his politics and he went from "le funny random old actor" to a has-been looking for a new grift
>helping the US government clean up their abandoned building sets*
There's literal footage of the a news station filming bodies with bin bags over them and one of them gets nearly blown off and the "dead" body miraculously comes back alive and pulls it back over themselves. There's other photos of "dead bodies" that have moved conviently and set up in other positions.
How the frick anyone believes this is beyond me. Governments did the same fricking thing with the Israeli leaders for oil. Now its Putin for electric and fuel because he doesn't want to be under western rule anymore frickkk offfff npcssss
Is he eating the corpses or something?
Fricking hell.
Randy fricking Quaid.
>Randy fricking Quaid.
Pretty nutty but also ahead of the curve. He was right that Hollywood is full of murderous glowies and the three letter agencies can't be trusted. But running away to Vancouver? Lol lmao
LOL!
He's a buffoon that Putin likes. Stevie has told people that he was/is in the CIA. lmao
The tldr is he goes on camera to tell the viewers that he can tell that the explosions were caused by HIMARS because on top of everything else he can do, of course hes a military forensics specialist. Then he says some stuff about how a super ebil mega nazi was a prisoner here and was going to spill the beans on Zelensky and thats why the place was bombed.
Link? I want to see the acting.
10 out of 10 delivery on these lines. I'm convinced.
Did he take his public speaking classes at Trump University?
>Seagal hunts Nazi's for real, not like fake Tarantino the Pedo
...fricking take my money, Steven.
Him and Ezra are going to have a lightsaber duel in the middle of ukraine
BIRTHDAY SNATCHER
I'm not seeing what's being claimed.
UKIE BOT
I bet you're a homosexual
He’s demonstrating the proper way to smuggle things in and out of prison via your anus.
It's weird how 10 years ago people thought of him as a minor action hero star, I remember Americans on here calling him based for having a 1911 pistol collection. All this buffoonery people mock already happened then, did nobody know that? Or is this really a campaign against him to ruin his name, by some shady organization that is spreading rumors how he shat his pants and fainted at a party?
Your timeline is out, he was still a joke 10 years ago.
I remember reading positive stuff about him on here. Maybe he was already a joke to many, but not the absolute meme of today. Maybe it's the cheap flicks he did it the last years, idk
He was a meme during the Chuck Norris=epic bacon lolz!1!!! era as well
He was a joke since he's been an A-lister (for the 5 minutes that lasted).
>why did suddenly people go after Seagal Senpai?
...it's literally a paid campaign to go after him, as he stated, since he went to Moscow. It's not intelligence agencies doing it though, just cheap low-rent influencers with no stroke cashing in by trying to run those memes.
Try to remember James Gunn, Harvester & Jeff Epstein's clients are still alive & well, working today in Hollywood, but they told Seagal to frick off because he wouldn't join.
t Steven "birthday snatcher" seagull
>t. Woody Allen
...it's not my fault Seagal would rather leave the U.S. than hang around with you & Roman Polanski, Woody.
I can never fault a man grabbing those volunteering of-age fun bags & getting away with it.
Lmao dude Seagal left Hollywood because he was being chased by the Mafia you idiot
he has been irrelevant or an obscure joke about a weird irrelevant actor for at least a couple decades.
once he became political he tried to use his weirdness and irrelevance to advance his political views and people stopped thinking he was funny and instead saw him as sad. same thing happened with chuck norris jokes, he was irrelevant for over a decade and became a random funny person to bring up. then norris tried to bank on his "fame" to advance his politics and he went from "le funny random old actor" to a has-been looking for a new grift
>rumors how he shat his pants and fainted at a party?
That makes you based around these parts
He owes Putin a lot of money, so..
ANYBODY SEEN NULAND
ANYBODY KNOW WHY NULAND DID ZELENSKYYY
underrated
This time it’s personal
>Russia has their own Ghost of Kiev
>it's an American actor
Weird indeed
https://www.amnesty.org/en/latest/news/2022/08/ukraine-ukrainian-fighting-tactics-endanger-civilians/
The truth is that Steven Segal is 100% legit and he cannot be stopped
who is that one actor who went full schizo over Trump, and was threatening to blow up a train?
martin lawrence early 90s
running through the streets screaming they're trying to kill me
He was right.
>helping the US government clean up their abandoned building sets*
There's literal footage of the a news station filming bodies with bin bags over them and one of them gets nearly blown off and the "dead" body miraculously comes back alive and pulls it back over themselves. There's other photos of "dead bodies" that have moved conviently and set up in other positions.
How the frick anyone believes this is beyond me. Governments did the same fricking thing with the Israeli leaders for oil. Now its Putin for electric and fuel because he doesn't want to be under western rule anymore frickkk offfff npcssss