>Actually, no, that's not the truth Ellen.

>Actually, no, that's not the truth Ellen.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was overblown. Ellen literally just forgot something, had it corrected and then turned it into a bit on the fly where she was getting owned for laffs. That's what she does. She's a comedian. The way the media made it sound like Dakota so totally PWNED HER!!! was confusing when I actually watched it. Has to be the same people that think the actors for Draco and Joffrey are actual monsters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/N7BvnfT.jpeg

      >Actually, no, that's not the truth Ellen.

      Dakota literally said she sent an invitation to Ellen after Ellen pulled the same schick with her last time, and Ellen again tried to rib her for not inviting her. Looks like Ellen was going for a power play to assert dominance and guilt trip her, but then Dakota beat her at her own game. Also, Ellen looks/acts like a soulless Lizard person and it doesn't seem like it was always the case. There was a light in her eyes at some point. Being too rich and disconnected for 25 years must have warped her perspective.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Dakota literally said she sent an invitation to Ellen after Ellen pulled the same schick with her last time, and Ellen again tried to rib her for not inviting her. Looks like Ellen was going for a power play to assert dominance and guilt trip her, but then Dakota beat her at her own game. Also, Ellen looks/acts like a soulless Lizard person and it doesn't seem like it was always the case. There was a light in her eyes at some point. Being too rich and disconnected for 25 years must have warped her perspective.

      literally who

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My wife Dakota

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We just don't know

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The daughter of the Miami Vice guy 360 no scoping brainless dyke on her own show in front of a hundred wine aunts
        Only women care about this

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ellen desingenuous

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ellen is a boy.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes Dakota looks 8/10 and other times 5/10.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no 6.5/10 wife on average
      Every day is pain.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At least you have statistical knowledge, anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Let's compromise and call her 8.5/10.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Smart anon. Also an 8.5 over the age of 30 on is like a 12/10 given that every women turns into a hag at 30 Cinemaphile.

        >get out of an advance screening with Dakota as the speaker
        >see this thread
        Wtf stop stalking me. Also she is precious and snorts when she laughs so Ellen deserved far worse for trying to guilt trip her like that.

        Oh you were there anon? I think we talked last week about the Daddio advances with Dakota. I'm going to tomorrow's screening. I heard some people started laughing in the crowd about her implying something bad about Madame Web and she immediately picked up on it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it was a good time, thanks for bringing it up in that thread or I wouldn't have heard about it. She just wanted to avoid talking about it but went about it in a funny way. She joked that everyone needs to do a Madame Web at least once in their lives and gave the example "yikes I just pulled a big madame web" or something like that.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for the feedback anon! I still will never understand why people got so mad at her reaction towards MW, but hey people have enough trouble not taking her jokes literally in conversations, much less through out of context click bait quotes online. I'll share my impressions of Daddio and the aftertalk in future Dakota threads.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Ellen. She's always hinting about evil shit celebrities do and then acts like it's a silly joke, laughing about it

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dakota knows what happened to Anne

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know anything about the event in question, but I hate Ellen so I can safely assume she’s in the wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ellen is an American icon, like Dick Van Dyke (ironic)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong; Dick Van Dyke has talent.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Semi-colon
          Pseud confirmed, opinion discarded

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you, Ellen.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >,
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    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>
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      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Am I too online if I see a merchant here

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get out of an advance screening with Dakota as the speaker
    >see this thread
    Wtf stop stalking me. Also she is precious and snorts when she laughs so Ellen deserved far worse for trying to guilt trip her like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back and show it to her.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Trust me I tried to get as close as possible but they take precautions to keep me away from celebrities

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Could you smell her at least? Describe the smell.

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