>Adding new songs to the Little Mermaid remake. >One is a rap number sung by Scuttle and Sebastian

>Adding new songs to the Little Mermaid remake
>One is a rap number sung by Scuttle and Sebastian

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like nails on a chalkboard.

    Who the frick wrote those lyrics?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ... I actually like it.

      Definitely Lin-Manuel Miranda.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        That man is so talentless

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazingly bad. Among the other frick ups why did they give this to Awkwafina

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Someone at Disney likes her. Remember Marvel's Katie is supposed to be on the Avengers or something

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This legit sounds like 2 songs playing on different tabs. The background is mixed way loudly, and there is zero tonality between instrumentals and vocals.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That a lot of the songs. The Mixing on "Kiss the Girl (only after she's given written legal permission and in front of three witnesses)" is trash. Zero fricking harmony compared to the OG

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sisu bros . . .

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like Nintendo menu music is playing in one tab and a 2011 Funny or Die sketch is playing in another.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    THIS IS THE SONG THAT REPLACES LES POISSONS

    WE LOST LES POISSONS FOR THIS ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT

    WHAT THE FRICKING FRICK DISNEY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes, the Academy Award winner for Original Song that remained #1 on all charts for DECADES.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You sound vaxxed.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That song never made any sense to me. Why was there an entire musical number about the chef trying to poison everyone and then never touched on again for the rest of the movie?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        he wasn't trying to poison people. Poisson is French for fish

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That song never made any sense to me. Why was there an entire musical number about the chef trying to poison everyone and then never touched on again for the rest of the movie?

      he wasn't trying to poison people. Poisson is French for fish

      As a kid I thought he was saying "le croissant"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Les Poissons is too traumatic and brings up actual threats to characters' wellbeing, so obviously it had to go to make sure the movie was as safe and milquetoast as possible.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      heeheehee
      HON
      HON
      HON

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I despise Lin so much

      OH, COME THE FRICK ON! Les Poissons is great, why get rid of it?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        because they never follow up on that subplot of the chef trying to kill Eric

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright. Not to go all pol, but ANYTHING WITH AQUAFINA is a giant red flag from here on out. No exceptions.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was bad
    Everyone is being a bit hyperbolic (or has never listened to any less structured jazz) but its still painfully mediocre at best and the leitmotif of saying scuttlebutt over and over makes no sense at all even with the context of the character being named that.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It keeps getting worse

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That woman can't sing for shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      She can't act either.
      Her voice makes me want to stab someone.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You think rap will age well?
    Like, 50 years from now people will listen to this and go "wow, such timeless music that doesn't feel dated at all"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't sound like rap, though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      People still listen to rap from the 80 and 90s so why not?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is scuttle

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The sea bird

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Was he in the animated version? Its been a minute.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          no

          of course he was in the original, they just did a gender change

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea he was a collector and misinformed Ariel about surface items.

          I don't know what Femme Scuttle purpose could be.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have heard this exact tune somewhere else before but I can't place it

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's like a worse Morning Report.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not Scuttle

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Needed new songs for the new plotline. It's no longer about kissing the prince, and is now about learning to believe in herself.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >believe in herself.
      Isn't it always. I swear every movie is "you were perfect all along"

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This flow is so fricking used. Who started this shit and why hasn't it died yet? I thought the rap music industry moved 10x faster than normal time.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    wasnt earrape popular like 5 years ago? disney are late on trends as usual

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a high tolerance for annoying shit, so I actually like it. It's not good, but I like it. I can picture this annoying character singing it.

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Turd

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >putting fricking modern penis music into Little Mermaid's soundtrack

    Lin Manuel Miranda belongs in jail.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This stupid fricking song has been stuck in my head for a day after only hearing it once. I hate everything.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >scuttle is now female and apparently a race-swapped cormorant instead of a seagull

    Surprised I didn't see any threads specifically blowing about this earlier.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair, that chance was just so Scuttle can be underwater.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been saying it for years

    Lin Manuel Miranda is a one note hack

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the Moana songs were good

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only made it to 0:32.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The beat is nice. The lyircs seem nice on paper. The choice of singing and trying to make it a hip-hop almost rap battle song is fricking terrible.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did she say "blow up the b***hes?"

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks, my day is fricking ruined.

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