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>”Greatest animated film of all time”
Liked the first one, but it’s not the best and the sequel CERTAINLY isn’t either
I hope the Korra director doesnt make the female characters insufferable.
The WHO make the WHAT NOW?!?!
One of the co-directors (Joaquim Dos Santos) worked on Avatar and Korra
Oh nonononononononono
>the black pregnant Spider-Woman racebent Jessica Drew does a wheelie on the old white male Vulture from the DaVinci renaissance universe's head
>Gwen "will you adopt me"
Yeah it's over
#NotMySpiderman
I am indeed looking forward to a spider-man story without Paul in it
Still never saw the first one.
It's pretty good as far as tory telling element. Nothing to change the industry but still a good story of a kid forced onto the main stage. One of the few cartoons in recent decades I've seen 5+ times
The kid was the worst part of the first one and actively dragged the rest of the story down with how everyone was strangely focused on uplifting and reaffirming him
You are actually insane.
Clinically.
Literally they told him to frick off and tied him up before the final battle, what are you smoking?
Yes, after they spent the whole movie actually bringing him along and telling him he needs to become Spider-Man (specifically Spider-Man and not come up with his own identity) for some reason despite not knowing him or being the guardians of this random teenager, that is the only instance of them acting rationally.
Meanwhile aunt May also pushes this random kid she doesn't know to become Spider-Man and head into fighting the villains who killed her adopted son two days ago, that adopted son also had "kid you need to become Spider-Man" as his first thought when he met Miles in the middle of a fight, Doc Ocks stops and asks "Spider-Man?" to reaffirm his identity when she gets hit by an invisible fist, Kingpin stops and stands letting himself get venom blasted for some reason as the climax etc, whole movie is a shitshow of this.
When you're this desperate for enthusiasm... And for such a high profile movie
This movie is basically dedicated to brainwashing people to care about Miles. Only worked on some real idiots
Anon, like half of the movie is Miles running away from fights and pussying out of shit. Second off he doesnt really get encouraged to be Spider-Man by anybody but Aunt May. Like there's a whole sequence where they ask him a bunch of shit and he keeps falling short of their expectations under pressure. Only Peter B. among them really has Miles' back for like the entirety of the film and that's mostly because they bonded while robbing Liv's shit. Mind you before he just wanted Miles to frick off and only managed to get in because of him putting pressure on Peter's good nature. Like I don't understand how you watch the movie and see "Oh wow the kid who watched his supervillain uncle and Spider-Man get murdered had an easy ride lol, everyone jerked him off"
None of this addresses anything about my argument
>Second off he doesnt really get encouraged to be Spider-Man by anybody but Aunt May.
Nope, Peter A, Peter B and the whole squad tell him he needs to become Spider-Man, Doc Ock also affirms his identity
>Like there's a whole sequence where they ask him a bunch of shit and he keeps falling short of their expectations under pressure.
Oh no and he magically overcomes all that later that day by "taking a leap of faith" how well written
Anon, did you miss the part where they webbed him up and left for the final battle and said he was not good enough? And yes, like did you want to see some teenager get beat to death by Kingpin and walk out of the theater with a big old grin? He uses his unique abilities, so Venom Blast and Invisibility help him get the victory after getting thrashed by Kingpin during the fight. The whole point was he had his own talents and needed to use them rather than what Peni or Noir or Gwen was important.
>Anon, did you miss the part where they webbed him up and left for the final battle and said he was not good enough?
Already addressed that here
>And yes, like did you want to see some teenager get beat to death by Kingpin and walk out of the theater with a big old grin? He uses his unique abilities, so Venom Blast and Invisibility help him get the victory after getting thrashed by Kingpin during the fight.
He used his unique ability "inexplicably make the villain stop so you can style on him with your overpowered venom blast"
>The whole point was he had his own talents and needed to use them rather than what Peni or Noir or Gwen was important.
Damn if only Peter A had protagonist plot armor and a deviantart OC OHKO ability
tard.
Spider-Gang kept Miles around because he had Spider-Powers and didnt want him to get into trouble by himself outside of him guilting Peter into helping break into Liv's shit and told him to run from the fight at Aunt May's as well. You keep acting like he is popular kid of the group rather than sitting at the edge of the table.
Your other points are moronic cuz you examine them in isolation, Miles uses his powers rarely because theyre unreliable because HE thinks he's dogshit and sucks because everyone makes him feel like he's shit and not right at anything. It's only till his dad gives him encouragement and he feels his own sense of accepting what he is. The venom blast only is able to work on Kingpin because Miles stood up to him and fought him. Surviving the pummeling and punches so he can work up the power to give it back to Kingpin. Peter A dying is more inciting incident because of course if he survives he could probably solo the film unless you really want Miles and Peter both awkardly sharing the name Spider-Man in the same room.
>You keep acting like he is popular kid of the group rather than sitting at the edge of the table.
No I never said anything like that, I'm saying they treated him as Frodo the ringbearer despite the fact they didn't need him at all and he could've sat out the whole thing until the very end, yet they insist he must become Spider-Man specifically and never even question if there are other radioactive spiders on the loose
>Your other points are moronic cuz you examine them in isolation, Miles uses his powers rarely because theyre unreliable because HE thinks he's dogshit and sucks because everyone makes him feel like he's shit and not right at anything. It's only till his dad gives him encouragement and he feels his own sense of accepting what he is.
So he's so overpowered by default the only growth he needs is a bit of encouragement to become a killing machine, I don't think that's good writing for the "kid pushed to the stage" story
>The venom blast only is able to work on Kingpin because Miles stood up to him and fought him.
No it's only able to work on Kingpin because he stopped and gave Miles an opening like a dumbass
>Surviving the pummeling and punches so he can work up the power to give it back to Kingpin.
The ones that killed Peter
>Peter A dying is more inciting incident because of course if he survives he could probably solo the film
Maybe making Peter job to villains he usually makes easy work of is a dumb inciting incident especially combined with the fact a rookie has no issues with them later on
>unless you really want Miles and Peter both awkardly sharing the name Spider-Man in the same room.
They're already doing that in everything including the Spider-Verse movies so why not
Desu, I realized what you are. You treat movies like Cinema Sins. Lol.
REAL Cinemaphile posters saw the first, loved it, and look forward to this. Fake Cinemaphile posters need to leave the board already, they are not welcome.
How many layers of false flagging are you on right now
I'm cautiously optimistic.
Ummm chudbros why is based China promoting this now?!
Link to video?
I'm very excited!
I may catch in in streaming. I dislike "cultural mandate" movie events.
The people who made this also made Lego Movie 2 into literally pic related, there's literally nothing to look forward to
What they think Spider-Man is about
The people they hire to make Spider-Verse
>even these people understand the importance of spider-dad
damn Marvel comics truly is fricked
Nope, even that only exists to undermine Peter Parker as Spider-Man
so you're saying Paul was a necessary evil
Paul was ragebait, he was meant to be controversial, generate engagement, and sell copies, and he did what he was intended to do, you were supposed to hate him and talk about hating him.
yes and he reminded people that Peter was spider-man so clearly that's better than Mayday.
Just gotta shove peter to the background and have miles front and center
Why are the Spider-Men sleek and these Spider-Women fatasses? I mean, I know why, but WHY?
Only two are fat, and I garuntee you the movie will have lots of big guys running around.
You sound like you're running damage control for the movie
and you sound like you're projecting
Projecting what
>get called out with reason and logic
>duh...shill
Seethe, c**t.
>does nothing to address the original argument
>just tries to damage control further
Hmm..
how exactly could he address the argument of "you're a shill"
That wasn't the original argument
you said you answered that original argument yourself, remember?
The original argument is "the directors think Spider-Man is about fat people and racial diversity"
None of the directors had a hand in writing the film
Dumbass it's written by the people who said they won't do the first one unless it's about Miles, who has zero stories to adapt, it's clear where their priorities lie
yeah and not directed by them, dingus
And that undoes the fact the movie is about diversity rather than Spider-Man, how?
because the original argument was about the directors
Actually it was about the creators, see
and
not according to you
I actually read the original argument wrong, you can see it right here
>no stories to adapt
>Holland man has made an actual career out of adapting Miles stories.
Huh?
Actual schizo
>these Spider-Women fatasses
Fat superheros make no sense, and I know it's all fantasy and they think they're doing something important like making fat kids feel included but it's Super Heroes?! That fat Spider- Woman would be heaving for breath after swinging 40 feet while a mugger has time to escape at a brisk walk laughing all the way. Being kind shouldn't mean denying reality, are we going to start forcing the Olympics to include fat people in the 100-meter dash?
Where's Spider-e-girl I just want cute funny Spider-e-girl
I really liked the first one despite being against it because I really don’t have much interest in Black person Spider-Man. This one though. Eh. I really don’t like the pregnant spider woman with floppy hair. It feels like something that would have been a parody of what wolves would put into the movie. I also don’t like them leaning so much into the spider verse concept or MiIes seeming to be central to it. I really would’ve preferred a smaller adventure focusing on miles in his own universe. But then people would complain that since he was introduced by way of the spider verse that it needs to be integral to his every story.
Why would I be excited for a movie made by people who hate Spider-Man
damn you're right, they truly despise him
That LeBron one was kind of sick though. These ain’t that bad. Could use less black people, but I think the idea is actually cool.
>Literally all blacks
lmao holy shit, its legitimately just selfhating white people subverting the Spiderman brand to turn it into a black power fantasy
If people who hate Spider-Man can make the greatest Spider-Man movie of all time, I'd love to see what people who like Spider-Man can do someday
But Raimi doesn't hate Spider-Man
The Raimi movies are overrated
I was, but as things got announced and I starting seeing more and more about my excitement just died. I think the plot looks lame and a lot of it looks boring. Original spider-verse was stupid fun movie and you could see them having fun with it, the fact that spider-ham and Peni was there is kinda proof of it. I don't think they were trying to tell this epic tale or be this ultra amazing super-hero movie, it was more this spider-man movie by spider-man fans with a good art direction and love for all the character all around.
This movie seems more like an average superhero movie marvel style, it does seem to take itself a lot more serious and all the thematic behind it or is overdone by my standards or I don't really have that much interest in it. I have low expectations, maybe I don't even check it out when it comes out and I wait a little bit until I forget it was a thing.
At least my low expectations are a good thing, since I become harder to disappoint.
Looks like the Oscar for BAF has already been decided.
It's got a black lead with a white female romance interest, it was decided years ago
It wasn't a secret. The only movie I was looking forward to this year.
The next thing you know, that the teenage kraken will be the next best movie ever.
Capebros are the most basic b***hes on the planet.
Capebros swarm around the yearly Spidergay movie like b***hes swarming around the yearly pumpkin spiice
What the frick is a capebro? What the frick does this even mean on a comic book board? Are you talking about actual capes because spider-man doesn't wear any or is anything else.
>Fox TV, a subsidiary of Disney
How unbias.
Technically this is a Sony movie, the worse Spider-Verse does the tighter control Disney have over the brand because it makes Sony more likely to cave into a deal with them.
I'm more annoyed by the Council of Spider-Man cameos. Like do we really need this shit in the movie? That's more a Reed Richards or Kang thing
Disney bought 20th Century Fox, not the Fox Broadcasting Company you tard.
Tell us if the plot is similar to No Way Home, cos the premise seems like miles has to decide on saving one life or saving the multiverse
I tapped out at Endgame.
>Fox
Anon, you're embarassing not only yourself but everyone you've ever known
You got me, officer
I'm burnt out on Miles bullshit.
No, I still regret watching the first one. Never listening to secondaries on anything Spider-Man ever again after this and the PS4 game.
Spiderverse will outgross Elemental. Screenshot this.
New clip of The Spot
This character looks like a joke and he's gonna be one of the funniest parts of the film
Thank you mr. marketer
I love how you frickers seethe about people talking about the new thing people will inevitably have new opinions on to discuss.
>didnt watch the original Spiderverse because i [rightfully] assumed it was gonna be a setup for Miles to succeed him as the 'True Spiderman'
>not watching the new Spiderverse because its obvious judeo-bolshevik interracial antiwhite propaganda
Man it sure feels good to be right
I rarely see go to the theater but I will see it because I did like the first one. Hoping for kino.
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