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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont give a shit, I want a Splinter Cell mini series directed by Michael Mann.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer don't know about Splinter Kino

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      mann only has a few good films. He can do a bit of style but I doubt he can do a political espionage thriller, nevermind the source material is shit at this point.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I doubt he can do a political espionage thriller
        you morons frustrate me to no end because you always insist on talking about shit you clearly don’t have a clue about

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who would he play?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big Boss

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Donald Anderson

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well done

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A new character called Broken Snake, formerly Buck

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And who is this new player at our table?
        >The name is Broken. Buck Broken...and I'll have a grape drank, shaken not stirred.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sigint.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      10 minute screen time as drebin

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        genuinely and unironically? idris elba would nake THE drebin, tho i love mackie on twisted metal

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That obnoxious arme dealer with the monkey in the fourth one.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hated that guy.

        “I see that you just defeated one of the BB Unit. Let me just bring the pace screeching to a halt with a 10 minute exposition dump soliloquy about their backstory, because Kojima’s hacky ass couldn’t figure out another way to fit it in.”

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Otacon

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sigint or Drebin

      Donald Anderson and Peter Stillman are too old for him

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sigint is Donald Anderson/DARPA Chief.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know, It's all time dependent and Donald Anderson in MGS1 was Decoy Octopus anyways

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gray fox

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      darpa chief.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Psycho Mantis

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Naked Snake (Black FaceCamo)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black Blackman

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Solid Black Mamba

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    would you start with MGS1 or MGS3

    and no we're not starting with Metal Gear you hipster homosexual we all KNOW it wasnt your first metal gear experience

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably mgs3 since it's first in the timeline, and normies get filtered by things that aren't chronological

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we're not starting with Metal Gear
      The problem is how it's presented. The end of Phantom Pain is right before Venom goes to fight Solid. None of that makes sense without knowing what happens in Metal Gear. The games are prequels but they are also written from the standpoint of nothing being made that way.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The right order is MGS2 -> MGS:PW -> MGS4 -> MGSV -> MGS1 > MGS3
      What's that? Play them in release order? That's silly

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        where does portable ops fit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      metal gear 10 minute intro, with metal gear solid as the main plot, followed by mgs3 as the first sequel, then mgs2, then mgsv+mg2, then finish with mgs4

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we all KNOW it wasnt your first metal gear experience
      I'm old. It was my first.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      MGS first, it's how la creatividad intended it to be. It also sets up the intrigue for who Big Boss is and makes you want to know more about him, which is where MGS3 comes in. MGS3 is also a nature evolution in gameplay from the foundation MGS set.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would look low budget despite a huge budget, mid and a shallow facsimile of the existing product rather than using the concepts to launch something genuinely interesting in a different medium. Refute me.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already cast a brown man as Snake

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh heh, brown snake

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick no. The Metal Gear series is one of the most poorly-written works of fiction ever created. A film adaptation would be an even bigger disaster than The Spirits Within.

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This guy ruined Altered Carbon. He is a side character actor at best, but he thinks he is a leading actor so he would accept nothing less than lead credit and 1million$ per episode.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't really fit Donald Anderson's personality, so no. Him as Snake would be fricking awful. Just imagine him trying to deliver believable lines about his Alaskan hobbies and knowledge of Alaskan culture lmfao

    >Yeah dawg, I dogsled and shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are going to combine his and and raidens character, make him a slave child soldier from africa that has been used and abused by the US military.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Donald Anderson is Sigint though
      He fits pretty well and gets to be in both MGS1 and 3

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that would be a no if he's the snake

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Striking Vipers bro

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Anthony Mackie
    He's mid, he needs to do better.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      fr dr ong chef boyardee

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok guys let's cast these movies
    Sydney Sweeney as Sniper Wolf

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this charisma vacuum needs to stop sticking his head in everything

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ayo those homies have em metal shit chickens homie

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I admit I won't watch it.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t there someone actively working on this project? That Jordan Voight Roberts guy? What happened to that? I remember him posting artwork and fake trailers years ago

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which character does he want to play? The guy with the monkey?

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes gotta start chillin with kojima then. thats how it works.
    true strand gamers would get this

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't race very important in this series? You cannot just make everyone black without changing the background of everything.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure you can. Name a single reason why Big Boss couldn't be black.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's good at what he does

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well you see Michael Jordan was a black man who once was good at what he does. Therefore it's historically been established, though rare, that it could happen. Next reason.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You may actually be moronic.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait mgs movie ends in 3/10 and Cinemaphileirgins outraged, as always has been

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    nobody wants to do this garbage movie

    first christian bale wanted it then when an interview asked him about it he pretended like he didn't know what he was asking
    then that moron oscar isaac. same thing "yeah I love snake man" even thought he has no fricking clue about the franchise
    and now this is also in limbo, zero updates. not happening
    nobody wants to make a garbage movie that's just nothing but stuff kojima ripped of from 80s movies. frick kojima. frick that moronic hack. kamiya won.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and now this is also in limbo, zero updates. not happening
      honestly thought we'd have something solid about it by now. the director posted a shitload of art that was commissioned for the movie/20th anniversary five years ago and he's barely worked on any other projects in that time.
      maybe they'll announce something this year with the rerelease and it being the 25th anniversary

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kojima would bust a nut if they let him direct a movie. That's all he has wanted to do this while time, but he has been stuck making video games that are basically movies anyway.

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    how would the fourth wall breaking stuff work in a movie?
    >psycho mantis reads your netflix watch history

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Psycho Mantis guesses your pronouns

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure if you asked 90% of actors in Hollywood if they would like a job they would say yes.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Zesty “butthurt wypipo exist” Black wants to reverse-colonize Metal Gear
    Shocking.

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks.

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