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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Only when a certain Irish lass gets to shake her booty.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not posting the gif

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        needs big british wiener

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's never done anything to make me dislike her, but for some reason I just can't get into this chick. She just a vacuum of charisma. She's like a basic Stacey that accidently got famous.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally concave arse, curse of the Irish strikes again.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    not anymore

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was kino but is right.

      It was a lot of fun at the start but it is a sad shadow of what it used to be. The best way to look at is the prize task. It used to be wedding rings, world record certificates, hundreds of dollars in cash brought in and recent seasons legit have people bringing in toilet paper rolls. It's clear also they ran out of good tasks years ago. They were always nonsensical but simple in their construction. Now folks read off a half page of rules. And of course unfunny diversity hires and the fact their the editing needs to give them as much if not more time. Apparently they had so much Lee Mack footage that just didn't make it to broadcast.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Apparently they had so much Lee Mack footage that just didn't make it to broadcast.
        That's no wonder, no show can contain the quick with of The Imperméable.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    panel shows destroyed british comedy

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the two seasons that were ruined because of covid hysteria

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally just watched Rosalind's a fricking nightmare for the first time. Feel like it's only downhill from here tbh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bob Mortimer and Sally Phillips should have shoulders of steel after carrying that series.
      The sopping wet, simpering, murmuring, 100% pears Watson, and the unremarkable gawping fricking chasm that is Nish Kumar.
      And Aisling Bea was there too, with that basic b***h soul of hers.
      That series really put into stark contrast the difference between funny and not.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the 9 seasons that were ruined by diversity hires

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only works because of greg

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just wait for Series 14:
    >Dara Ó Briain, not very funny, alright.
    >Fern Brady: literally who
    >John Kearns: literally who
    >Munya Chawawa: literally who
    >Sarah Millican: Oooh me fanny smells and is itchy. lady problems

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At least there isn't 3 women and only one ethnic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      John Kearns is a very funny man.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sarah Millican: Oooh me fanny smells and is itchy. lady problems
      What the frick have you been watching? She's never done anything like that on any of the panel shows I've seen her on and she's been on loads.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love this show but I can't watch it without looking up the participants' early life sections on Wikipedia and getting bummed out that I didn't go to private school, Oxbridge then Footlights
    How the frick do you make it if you didn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Oxford->Footlights
      The Anglo Chosen Race.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im sad Sean Locke didnt get the chance to be a contestant.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >female comedian makes a feminist message during a task
    >greg makes them a winner
    this shit pisses me off

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Guess he would have loved the american version with the le impeach trump woman

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        taskmaster america seems like it could've been good without her

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The edgy grandma who insulted Alex all the time was worse.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Missing series 12 and 13, where would you place them?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      move mel up a tier

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Patrician taste.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Tfw she will never give you a snogg mate

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >tfw you will never have a threesome with prime mel and sue
            it hurts

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw you get Ross'd and end up only watching while Sue goes to town

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              post prime is hotter though

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                any era, really

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Agreed, Mel seems like she'd be absolute filth and that innocent middle aged appearance only makes it hotter

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's an irritating, tryhard c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      First switch Lolly and Lou with Katy and Rose.

      >Series 12
      Desiree 3 points
      Morgana and Victoria 5 points

      >Series 13
      Judi 2 points
      Sophie 4 points
      Bridget 5 points

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Victoria
        built for bbc

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Legit one of the worst contestants on the show.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >refuses to wear glasses
            >does shit at all the tasks
            >leaves

            So annoying. And she got mogged by Morgana

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She isn't even a comedian or entertainer. She plays poker and has no screen presence what-so-ever. The only reason she gets put on things is David Mitchell and they clearly wanted him instead. It is her or Judi Love for worst ever.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but she's one of the top contestants for my dick. big breasts, chubby, pretty face. breed material.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Katherine and Morgana on 5 points. Victoria on 4. Sophie on 3. Bridget 2, Judy and Desiree 1.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ignore Katherine, thought she was series 12 but she should be 5 points.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is it attractiveness or
      I don't like Sally's cheshire cat grin but Mel is a qt3.14

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It has to be attractiveness right? It's the only possible way Alice Levine could get 5 points.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Explain Jessica being 5

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            She's well fit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Something about that giraffe neck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dubs and I'll fap thinking about jo brand's clunge tonight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lou is top tier fap material, which really puts her in the top tier overall.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm lowkey obsessed with Lou

        Redpill me on Lou, I can't decide whether she's annoying or sex

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Definitely sex, especially the episodes where she wears those spandex pants.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Lou to me is proof that only tall, slightly odd looking women can be funny. They have the weird outsider idea that is required for humor. Attractive women don't have to try because they are attractive. And fat women are just mad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1 point looks like she's about to talk about her husband

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She looks too pleasantly surprised to be seeing her husband.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm lowkey obsessed with Lou

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >lowkey
        you need to lowkey have a nice day for saying "lowkey", twittershit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        For me its Rose.
        I can't put my finger on it. The dick wants what it wants.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's the way she says shed right?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            dick 2 diamond

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >lolly anywhere but bottom tier
      What's wrong with you?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I'm skipping s6 tbqh w/ you lads

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Jo Brand shuffled about with less grace and enthusiasm than Paul Sinnerman who has Parkinsons?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Their judging is way too inconsistent and asspully

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's hilarious how Bongland only allows elites to get on tv. Without googling I know those two guys went to elite boarding schools and/or are descendants of landed gentry / peerage / ~~*diplomatic*~~ service etc.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't know how the film industry works
      Don't check what people own it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They owned it before yet people like Richard Burton got on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Only people with connections get on TV. BUT ONLY IN BONGLAND THOUGH
      A moronic Amerimutt made this post

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh looks its the Channel 4 task master shill again

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nah it's juvenile wank for zoomers and general idiots.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the Mike Wozniak and Lee Mack season had covid restrictions so there was no audience to bounce off

    An absolute fricking shame.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are one of my all-time favorite duos in the show. Tragic to hear the other anon say there's lost Mack footage. That dude is amazing.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love it and I don't think it's gone downhill, it's been all over the place in terms of quality. The first series was fantastic despite having Josh fricking Widdecombe. It always depends on who is in the line up. Series 5 is the best, with Bob, despite having Nish Kumar and Mark Watson, two of the most boring c**ts.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Having a few boring people in a group of wild people is the best dynamic. They can't all be whacky or it gets tiring quickly.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've literally been doing task master threads for 2 years now and none of them ever got more than 3 replies, and this homie just walks up here and does it first try

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks anon, now this thread will die.

      She's an irritating, tryhard c**t

      Agreed

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    and here are this seasons contestants!
    an old guy that you haven't heard of but turns out to be funny!
    A young man that is successful on panel shows
    an old lady that isn't funny but is pleasant
    the hot one that plays dumb
    aaaannnd last but not least an urban minority!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The old guy is the only one you have heard of in my experience. Also occasionally there are two urban minorities. Other than that, spot on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      More like
      >and here are this seasons contestants!
      >an old guy that you haven't heard of but turns out to be funny!
      >A young man that is successful on panel shows
      >a fat minority lady that isn't funny
      >the 5/10 minority lady with no personality
      >aaaannnd last but not least another minority!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Which contestants did you anons know before each series aired?
        >1 all except Romesh
        >2 all of them
        >3 all but Paul Chowdry and Sara Pascoe
        >4 Hugh Dennis and Noel Fielding
        >5 Bob Mortimer and Sallt Phillips
        >6 Russell Howard
        >7 Kerry Godliman and Rhod Gilbert
        >8 Joe Thomas and Paul Sinha
        >9 David Baddiel and Jo Brand
        >10 Johnny Vegas and Katherine Parkinson
        >11 Charlotte Ritchie and Lee Mack
        >12 Alan Davies and VCM
        >13 Ardal O Hanlon and Judi Love

        I don't think we've had more than 2 minorities yet have we?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't think we've had more than 2 minorities yet have we?
          Could have sworn we had but I checked it and I guess not.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the most recent WILTY had 25% of their guests be urban minorities
      it was easy to figure out because every single episode had exactly one

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        and the latest big fat quiz with the literal downie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I swear to god whenever she was on cats does countdown with Sean Lock you could see him getting frustrated. I might be projecting though.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not trying to be an ass. Im American and not sure exactly how things work over there. Do Irish, Welsh, and Scots count as minorities? I just sorta assumed they did.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, they tick the disabled box.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    made me wanna fug charlotte ritchie

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a fan, the format doesn't work for me
    I'd rather watch something like Would I lie to you if I wanted to waste time

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    shes so fricking hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ali Slitheen

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you starting something ?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ali Slitheen

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