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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was indeed kino. my only complaint was the licensed music; specifically "Call on Me".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Take on Me
      Every single external soundtrack replaced a part of the original score that usually referrenced mario music.
      -Take on Me (Replaced "Drivin' Me Bananas")
      -I need a Hero (Replaced "World 1-1")
      -No Sleep till Brooklyn (Replaced "2 Player game")
      -Battle with no Honor or Humanity
      -Habanera
      -Wedding march (Originally it was Peach theme from Mario1).
      As a result, the original soundtrack has a lot of parts that don't show at all in the final movie. Two or three songs are completely unused.
      I'd like an "Original Soundtrack Only" Cut, even a Torrent would do.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Corporate slop consumed entirely by npcs

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was slop, but at least it was fun.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't watch capeshit. What makes you think I would stoop even lower and watch bing bing wahoo shit?
    Nintendo have been creatively bankrupt for years, there is no way this could have been good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      capeshit

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everything but girlboss Peach was fine, really it's just one line, when Mario asks if she was good at the course from the start the c**ty way she responds completely undermines his confidence, why not have her say "Of course not, nobody starts out great at anything", boom, instant relatability.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it isn't how she is written, but Anya.
      She just doesn't fit the role at all, I can't believe were so concerned about Chris Bratt's voice nobody is bothered by Anya.

      I hate Anya so much, fricking awful actress who plays the same role every time because she has no range.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I liked Anya's cameo in Dunc2.
        I deeply hated her in Mario. Fortunately my native langauge isn't american so I watched it in my language and it was cool.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anya really annoyed me in The Menu.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I hate Anya so much, fricking awful actress who plays the same role every time because she has no range.
        Show us on the doll where Anya touched you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She is acutely terrifying. Rancid skinwalker demoness

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People were just content to have a Mario movie but it’s not perfect
    >Bowser being a mega simp for Peach
    >The depressed Lumalee character was not funny or appropriate for a kids movie and it’s weird how much they used her (nepobaby hire btw)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      being a mega simp for Peach
      that's literally the plot for Galaxy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not Galaxy, Odyssey.
        In Galaxy he just kidnaps her to force her to watch him conquer the universe.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh yeah my bad. i mix the 3d mario games up because i'm moronic.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good for an animated movie. I enjoyed it. If I was a kid it would probably be one of my favorite movies.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was mediocre at best and yes I thought Peach being a super badass girlboss while Mario had to get shit on for the majority of the movie was unpleasant, the Mario I knew as a kid was a regular ass dude who could fight giant magical lizards because of sheer willpower alone

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the Mario I knew as a kid was a regular ass dude who could fight giant magical lizards because of sheer willpower alone
      that's what the character was in the animated movie though

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the mario in the movie was a punching bag that had to be humiliated in nearly every fight before rising to action, no part of Mario video game was feeling inadequate

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so it was a humiliation ritual?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    israeli kids in Israel loved this movie

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      israeli kids in israel loved my arab wiener on october 7

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you mean the IDF attacking their own people to justify an ethnic cleansing? sure, sounds worth it if you are a israelite

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kek. Why do the Palestinians do this exactly every time? Why can't they just copy what the Taliban/Mujahideen do?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If he from brooklin then is there a stork that's just stealing human babies and taking them to the mushroom kingdom?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Soulless beyond belief. Cinemaphile would have trashed it if it had a Disney label on it.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Shoehorned pop music instead of an original score
    No

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even the best Mario movie and I'm not kidding

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was aight

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >peach is suddenly a dime a dozen "not bad at anything" strong female woman
    wow now thats what I call kino

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its shit.

    This is the real Super Mario Bros movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying that this also isn't a piece of garbage people pretend is good because it has the Mario name on it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        filtered homosexual

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This movie fricking filters normalgays so goddamned hard its unbelievable.

          Fricking Theodore Rex and Adventures in Dinosaur City at least bothered to have actual talking dinosaurs in their "Dysfunctional urban society of evolved dinosaurs" storylines. And of course, Jim Henson's Dinosaurs show mogged the shit out of all of them.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This movie fricking filters normalgays so goddamned hard its unbelievable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even though this movie has frick all to do with Mario?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good straight ahead kids movie with no politics or woke shit or gay shit in general. It was just an honest kids movie straight up. I enjoyed it.
    >inb4 peach girlboss
    She still gets her ass saved at the end by the mario bros.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it has Jack Black, Seth Rogen, the little twink homosexual from Sunny, it's not kino.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you learn voice act9rs for characters unless you’re purposely a homosexual that ruins immersion whenever possible

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Like anything made by Illumination, I absolutely adore the way it looks and moves, but also, like anything made by illumination the writing is garbage made for facebook mom.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I finally watched it, I saw what people meant by making Peach way too much of a girlboss. It made me constantly wonder why she even needed Mario if she could just kick Bowser's ass herself. Even when she gets captured she saves herself.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never watch this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a good movie though.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bowser finds weapon to become invincible when he's already invincible without it
    >finds it just so they can use it on him
    >bonus: he doesn't just keep peach as a sex slave and waits until she develops stockholm syndrome
    It was a movie for children. My 4 year old nephew loved it.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I felt like the graphics weren't that much better than the videogame. It was like watching a two hour cutscene from a fricking Mario game. homie I just wanna play the game. Next time throw some money at it will ya. Of course Amerimutts had to make Peach a badass.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't like mario's voice so i didnt like the movie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chris Pratt was actually fine. He was inconspicuous.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah ya'll keep saying that but I'll never agree with it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same here.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SIRS PLEASEBRO ADMIT IT WON'T YOU NOT

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girlboss Peach. Didn't watch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there are other problems with the movie besides just that anon

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still pleasantly surprised that they kept Peach hot, girlboss or not.

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