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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't seen Morbius yet.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was the one who cancelled Star Trek.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watch law and order

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I have never watched a single episode of Star Trek
    >I have never watched a single episode of Lost
    >I prefer 80s action films over basically everything
    >I cringe at movies with 'meaning'

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Prefers 80s action kino to troony propaganda and Oscar bait
      Anon you're doing it right don't worry.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have never watched Star Wars, Star Trek, or capeshit, with the only exceptions being the Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy and Nolan's Dark Knight trilogy. Can we still be frens?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Raimis Spidermand and Nolans Batman arn't capeshit, they are just good films

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I guess people use capeshit mostly to refer to the MCU stuff, right?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and DCU shit

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I love Star Wars and superhero movies
    I watch anything Hailee Steinfeld is in even if it sucks, although sometimes she is so beautiful it makes me sad
    I buy movies I love on Blu Ray but I pirate them so I can watch clips when the mood strikes me
    The only sitcoms I enjoy are Seinfeld, Cheers and Frasier

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I gauge how good a movie is based on how good it makes me feel at the end.
    Almost all of my top 10 movies are feel good happy fun time movies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All it matters is that you're having fun, fren.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf what kind of shitty critic ENJOYS things

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've not watched a single TV show or film this year and my attention span is gone so I only watch youtube now.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not watching any media is probably best but if you want to get back into it, it's best to limit yourself to 1 episode a day

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When I buy my popcorn and soda at the movie theater I don't tip.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you tip? It literally takes 2 seconds to fill a popcorn box and a drink.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this bait, or do you genuinely think people tip movie theater employees and refrain from doing so out of imagined Ill will towards them? Based either way

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished watching sliders season 1 but I think I won’t fini watching the series. I read reviews on later seasons and everyone hates them. Not to mention the sci-fi channel ruins everything.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >never watched star wars
    >never watched star trek
    >never watched marvel
    >never will
    >will continue to shit on them regularly
    You can tell if you'd enjoy something based on your opinion of the fandom. I deliberately avoid relating to you low test manchildren and I will continue to mog you every chance I get.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate americans in social media,
    but in real life they are OK (probably since I never interact with the same ones).

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I rarely actually enjoy watching movies, Im just here to be a shitposter.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never saw a Sarah Gadon movie until after Gadonposter started posting her.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen a sitcom, am i missing out?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think racism is funny.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only towards white people right anon?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, specifically as espoused by caucasian males.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never browsed Cinemaphile until I found out about sneed, and I'm a phoneposter
    Stay mad

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone will consider this a shitpost becaue reasons, but I genuinely find no merit in Martin Scorsese's films, they're kinda just -okay-? Like I really enjoy classic cinema and can watch almost anything but his movies gives me boring vibes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I literally make threads calling him a hack (which I think he is). It's not just that they aren't that impressive as far as the technical stuff goes, it's more so that I think they are genuinely childish movies made by a manchild people like to pretend is anything but because he called out capeshit.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy Joe Dirt and have watched it more than 10 times.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dont like TV or Film

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stranger Things S4 is the best show of the last decade

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I said the N word during On Patrol: Live last night

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t watch anything longer than 5 minutes unless there are hot girls involved

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watch films as a form of low grade enjoyment because I'm too depressed to play videogames anymore, and also I'm secretly just hoping any given movie turns into a hot naked asian woman spraying her pee everywhere for like the last half hour of the movie, but only after she's played a convincing and sympathetic character, ideally an action hero of some kind, so I can relate to the character and enjoy it more than just that sort of porn.
    I know it won't happen but I still want it to.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I FF all sex scenes. I find them cringe and unnecesary, they are half-assed and don't do anything a fade to black to sexy music can't do.

    inb4 virgin. Grow up, I am not a virgin, I've had sex multiple times but if I wish to watch 'sex' I go to porn.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot bring myself to re-watch The Conversation. The pace is mind numbing.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Stay with your wife and stay faithful to her. All the other stuff will only cause harm to you and whoever you do it with, as well as those around.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Here's your (you) can you go larp somewhere else please, this was a decent thread until you showed up

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Tenet

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