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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That's a big pole

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      FOR YOU

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why doesn't they just grab the pole and carefully slide down until they reach the stairs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you mean wrap their legs around a big thick pole and slide down on it? sounds like a very patriarchal and sexist solution

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In the opening scene you see an airplane with a big shipment of vaseline crash into the pole, covering it in vaseline and damaging the structural integrity of the ladder. The pole is then too slippery.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That poster is pretty kino. Better than the generic floating heads we see all the time.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are they climbing that tower in the first place? whats the story on this movie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wanna do stupid thing?
      >sure!

      Not an uncommon movie premise.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        girls being girls
        mommy's gonna freak

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my guess is it's freeclimber nutcases climbing the tower just because it's there.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      From yesterday's thread

      brunette was married to BBC. BBC dies at the beginning. blonde bestie convinces brunette to go on stupid ass climbing adventure to forget and let go of BBC. while being stuck and stranded brunette learns that blonde was also fricking BBC. they were both madly in love with BBC.

      the tower represents BBC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate america

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The same as any fixed-location low budget movie centered around adventurous 20-somethings.

      Excitable and energetic youth explore picturesque location with hidden dangers. Something goes awry and all attempts at self rescue are stymied one by one due to various further incidents of bad luck or changes in weather conditions. The man dies. Near death, the sole surviving woman hatches a daring but very risky plan to save herself. Ultimately succeeds, but usually with significant injury to herself.

      Bonus points if she uses a piece of metal heated by the sun and reflections to cauterize a wound, he dead partner is stuck somewhere where she can easily constantly see him, and wild animals harass her.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        https://mashable.com/article/fall-movie-ending-explainer

        Pretty close actually. Swap the man for a girl bestie, and the girl is dead (but hallucinating she wasn’t), and that’s right on the money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you could probably slide down on the wire with your belt
      except it doesnt have wires because...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That would very quickly cut through the belt - those wires are actually quite rough. Also if you don’t have a way to slow down you’re going to splatter at the end of it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          better than dying to thirst or heatstroke

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >not killing the circling cultures, drinking their blood, and fashioning a glider out of their bones and feathers

            Ngmi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It has wires, but they are only at the halfway point of the tower.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just use a drone to fly her a parachute. Problem solved. Nice movie morons.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of an idiot would climb such a long pole that's already bent?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Piper Perri did it with Dredd

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If they are not Slavs, then this movie premise makes no sense

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >from the same guys that made 47 meters down
    >exact same story complete with LE TWIST that the 2nd girl was dead the whole time
    They probably used the same script

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmm are those eagles in the poster? I think I know the twist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why didn't the eagles just fly them back?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got torrent

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just fricking call a helicopter

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A more realistic movie would be they started falling because they were doing tik toks and Instagram pics the whole way up. Ladies you know what I'm talking about!

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