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i love short hair on women
all women look better with long hair
WRONG
the thing is, a truly beautiful/attractive face will look good even with very short hair. That's the ultimate litmus test of attractiveness imho.
>the thing is, a truly beautiful/attractive face will look good even with very short hair. That's the ultimate litmus test of attractiveness imho.
While you are absolutely correct, this does not negate the fact that even women who are able to wear short hair and be attractive would looks leagues better with longer hair. No matter who it is, they're handicapping themselves.
well yeah, long hair is just beautiful, especially blonde and auburn-ish (natural).
I don't think that qualifies as short.
you're part of the problem
>i love short hair on women
That isn't short hair. Also, you're gay. Sorry anon.
>That isn't short hair
you're part of the problem
Based, but only if it doesn't make the girl look too dykish.
Probably my favourite episode
Her name is Bambi?!
> Working hard, Mulder?
What did she mean by this
>Now that you're here, Scully
Scullys sister was hotter. Especially when she wears a choker.
my nig
She cute
Watch Wrongfully Accused, she's the female lead next to prime Kelly LeBrock. It relies much more heavily on 90s movies (Mission Impossible, The Fugitive, Usual Suspects, Titanic etc.) and some classics (North by Northwest, On the Waterfront etc.) than the Lethal Weapon series but it's definitely worth a watch.
Nice, I'll give it a watch.
Wrongfully Accused is amazing, I still have my VHS copy of it. Personally I prefer it to The Naked Gun, though Naked Gun is generally considered better. But if you like Naked Gun, Airplane, Hot Shots etc. you'll like Wrongfully Accused.
>Lethal Weapon series
Frick, I obviously meant "Naked Gun series". The Leslie Nielsen connection and all that jazz. Not sure how I mixed up the two, must have been a brainfart.
I knew what you meant anon.
>MULBER
>SCALI
I don't know how, but the early seasons reached levels of kino I didn't know were possible. Just look at this still.
>current trash=BAD
>90s trash=OMG SOUL SOVL THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
i hate millennials
Your greentext is urironically correct
The X-Files was a very good show, though.
X Files set a new standard in a television series you dumb homosexual. It wasn't until Sopranos came out that this standard was again bumped.
More or less. But for what it does and how well it does it I don't think The X-Files has ever been matched.
what does it do?
Very tightly written and directed self-contained stories that explore a wide range of themes, tones, and stylistic trappings. Even some total stinkers had immaculate production.
Convey atmosphere, ambiance, mystery, and tension, and get you heavily invested in the characters and their struggle to uncover the truth.
Exquisite use of audio, too. There's this one particular ambient sound they use, that sounds like distant pipes being hit in a slow heartbeat-like rhythm, that they use to underpin some scenes in the main mythology arc. It's used a bit at first, then kind of disappeared for one season. Then there's an episode that starts looking like it's going to be about something else, Mulder exploring some warehouse and opening a file, and suddenly it's about aliens and they bring the sound back and holy shit every hair on my body stood on end when they did that.
> But for what it does and how well it does it I don't think The X-Files has ever been matched.
You really going to shit on fringe like that. It was a worthy spiritual successor
>You really going to shit on fringe like that.
Yes.
Fringe is an interesting comparison because if you just compare the best individual episodes the X-files mogs it but unlike the X-files Fringe's main story arcs weren't some incoherent mess that the writers were just pulling out of their ass so you could watch whole seasons and not feel like you were being left hanging. I actually wanted more Fringe. By the time the X-files was over I was like "why the frick was I still watching this"
fringe was a total no-fun zone for 3 seasons then got a conciliatory final season to wrap its mess up.
Zoomers(any age) make posts like this because they are physically incapable of actually discriminating between good and poor art. They appear to seriously lack something in the brain that allows them to discern what is genuinely good and meaningful versus what is just soulless dreck. So they just lash out randomly and sometimes pick one or another "tribe" to belong to, but this persistent confusion and frustration over the vague glimmers they have that other people might be seeing things they cannot just makes them act increasingly unhinged.
I'm not kidding. I am seeing this problem escalate more and more around here. We joke about "NPCs" but some people are LITERALLY displaying a complete inability to perceive meaning, metaphor, symbolism, composition, artistry, and emotion behind a work. They see ONLY the concrete factual details of a still, scene, or film, exactly as a machine would, and lack any sort of mechanism to process it in a cultural or emotional context. At first I naturally assumed people were just trolling and being contrarian but after long examination and numerous threads poking and prodding these posters' minds to observe how they tick, I have witnessed a genuine and distressing inability to think and perceive like an actual human being. There are little clues that go beyond mere "I'm only pretending". It's analogous to those stories you hear about groups rooting out spies by getting them to say unfamiliar words, like english soldiers detecting germans by how they pronounce "squirrel". They slip and reveal they don't understand the very concept of seeing beyond the pixels on their screen to the message that is being transmitted. It is bizarre and troubling for the future of our society.
>actually discriminating between good and poor art.
Imagine thinking that movies and TV are art.
>weak pseud tryhard
>weak pseud tryhard
is anyone who tries to pass this braindead popcorn entertainment as art.
>he's still fixated
pseud ego be like that
>discern what is genuinely good
They have the capacity, they just see more benefit from a constant output rate of praise even if undeserved.
look at letterboxd pro stats for the past decade when you get a chance, people have started giving more high average ranks consistently for recent things. It's like they have a quota of 4/5s they have to give. I think it is just to keep up with the positive TV guru persona everyone must have to escape charges of being a debbie downer. They are willing to lose their reputation for accuracy rather than gain a bad reputation for being accurate. Lying as a mood stabilizer.
Maybe he just prefers the earlier seasons. No need to have an incel meltdown.
Most nostalgia for The X-Files and other early-mid 90s stuff comes from Gen Xers. Millennials are more nostalgic for the late 90s-early 2010s, with Britney Spears, Avril Lavigne, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, The Dark Knight, Party Rock Anthem, Jersey Shore, Adventure Time, rage comics, etc.
That looks so good it hurts.
looks cozy as frick
This looks way more comfy than it has any right to be
Just started Season 7. When should I stop watching? The mytharc is starting to drag.
the only weaker season is 9th. It's still watchable tho.
I like season 8 significantly more than season 7 and I'm not alone. YMMV.
You already saw the best episodes, you can quit now and miss nothing. The series finale is dogshit and just proves they had no idea what the frick they were doing the whole time so don't get caught up in wanting to see it through to the end.
Seasons 10 and 11 have some great MOTW episodes.
A few good epsiodes, yeah, but it's not worth sitting through the same bullshit AGAIN when you know with absolute certainty they're going nowhere with the main storyline and are just going to wienertease for a few seasons before ending it with a bunch of unresolved plot points. The revival should have been one season of standalone episodes, that's all anybody wanted
Is it really that bad? Frick, I bought all the blurays.
As always, YMMV. I just couldn't bring myself to stick with the revival after the first season ended with OMG IT'S HAPPENING FOR REAL YOU GUISE and then the first episode of season 2 was like "yeah no nevermind lol" It was so, so obvious they just wrote whatever sounded cool at the time and then hand waved it away when they didn't know what to do with it. Just lazy, lazy writing
There are some great episodes in 8.
>Roadrunners
>Redrum
>Via Negativa
I like season 8 in general. The episode with Doggett and Mulder on the rig with the black oil was good too.
Vienen.
Season 7 and 8 still have some kino episodes: Signs and Wonders, X-Cops, Brand X, Je Souhaite, Roadrunners, Via Negativa, Badlaa, The Gift, Vienen.
You may as well watch all of the original run, at least once.
do glowBlack folk really look like this?
Yes. All glownogs are brown diversity hires.
Humbug > Modern Day Prometheus = War of Coprophages >> Clyde Bruckman's Final Repose = Jose Chung
>Modern Day Prometheus
Dogshit and cringe episode
Tasteless homosexual's opinion.
Not true. My favorite episode is Pilot. I'm also 6'3, white, make $110k/yr, lift four times a week and am racist. Modern Day Promethes is nothing but cringe and is only lauded by Reddit or those with Reddit personalities.
Go walk in Memphis.
g r o t e s q u e
>You will never slide your wiener into the wet ginger pussy of a young Scully
>You will never go alien hunting with a hot redhead who is constantly exasperated by your alien obsession
>You will never scream THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE as you cum inside Scully
Why even live bros?
THE most kino woman on planet earth
95-97 was peak
she's been living one giant peak the whole time anon
Ayy lmilf
please, tell me this is porn
No, but this is.
Actually good story and very faithful to the series. There's also a second movie that is a mythology parody, while this is MotW.
Ngi this was an excellent porno, Kim Kane did a fantastic impression of Scully
Yes I was damn impressed with the whole movie and especially her.
that madelyn monroe on the top picture?
shame she only did like three scenes
I remember in the mid 2000s people were joking about how few minorities Canada had. There was a booth with "Meet a black person" on it because they were so rare in Canada.
It's crazy how it's possible to ruin a country in less than one generation. Prosperity is so hard to build and so easy to piss away if you're too naive to protect it
who?
Bobbie Phillips
>Scully and Mulder check in at a hotel while on location for their case
>Scully (nursing her third glass of wine): "God, I wish I could frick that Fox Mulder."
>Mulder (making a UFO model in the adjacent room): "God, it'd be pretty cool to frick that Dana Scully after I prove aliens exist."
>they're always in some shithole motel
I like that Supernatural played off this, though in that show the rooms were more weird than rundown.
>only white guy on picture gets covered when doors open.
im not even white, but, damn, do something leaftards, seriously, you are the best country on american continent and you cant fall for these israeli shit.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, ANON!
Put one hand in the air and the other up my ass
UNMARKED HELICOPTERS
HOVERING
THEY SAID IT WAS A WEATHERBALOON
why do people hate the movies? i thought they were great, especially the first
The first movie is good because it actually ties into the mythology. The second movie is essentially fanfiction.
The first movie is great. The second movie is just a little underwhelming. It has a nice sense of place/atmosphere and nailed the characters and tone (something I don't think seasons 10 and 11 achieved) but the plot was a strange choice. It could've been an excellent 45 minute episode if it were reworked and pared down, but as a vehicle for bringing The X-Files back after a very shitty final season it didn't deliver. I don't think it's a bad movie, though, or even a bad X-Files story. It just wasn't what it should've been.
I think of the second movie more as a glorified MOTW episode really, a filler. Kinda made sense with how Chris Carter were planning for a third movie after that, i'd reckon that's the mindset he had at the time for the series.
Even 9 had some great episodes.
>4-D
>John Doe
>Audrey Pauley
Agree with those, I also liked Sunshine Days and the one with Burt Reynolds playing God.