>ah yes, a bomb just exploded and blew half my face off, I'm just gonna walk out and fix my tie

>ah yes, a bomb just exploded and blew half my face off, I'm just gonna walk out and fix my tie
Do breaking bad gays really?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you sat through le exploding mineral and the two planes colliding, but this is where you draw the line?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I understand the exploding rock being dumb, but I watched a documentary on air traffic controllers because of that scene in BB and felt like of all the bullshit that happened in the series, that was the most believable. Correct me if I'm wrong of course

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Correct me if I'm wrong of course
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Traffic_collision_avoidance_system

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          this article you linked provides examples of aircraft colliding in midair well into the 2000's despite implementation of these systems

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le exploding mineral
      That was pretty dumb. It blows out all the windows in the room, but leaves everything and everyone unscathed.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Planes colliding is the most grounded part of the show

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    BO BO BO BO BONFIRE

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breaking Bad is a Walking Dead prequel. They even had Greg Nicotero do the Gus prosthetics.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is it be supposed to be a sequel when they were both taking place at the same time at one point

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Back to the Future and its sequels both took place at the same time at one point.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you ok are you lost?

          wtf does back to the future have to do with breaking bad or The walking Dead are you fricking moronic?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adrenaline? He gave a mighty holler before the explosion and while his face and eye are missing his skull appears to be mostly intact. It was over very quickly but I admit that it's contrived

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw a video of a motorcyclist who crashed into a semi-truck. The biker had 50% of his lower body pulverized under the truck tires. 50% of his body was essentially gone.

    Dude is in obvious shock and agony, and he keeps twitching. But he still holds onto his cellphone and and starts using touch controls, like he's browsing Instagram.

    >Maybe he was trying to use his cellphone as an actual phone and call 911

    Ehh it didn't look like that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was refreshing readchan to see if anyone posted on his thread tragically no one did i feel his pain.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >readchan
        I'm glad the finally fixed the fricking captcha

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's exaggerated spaghetti western kino

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody remember when some /b/tard working at a post-production house for Breaking Bad leaked the still of this scene before the ep came out?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone thought it was fake because of the shitty cgi.

      Turns out, it was in fact, shitty cgi.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone thought it was fake because of the shitty cgi.

      Turns out, it was in fact, shitty cgi.

      It wasn't a still either, it wasn't just bad cgi, it was the goofy tie adjusting thing, some on Cinemaphile just thought the actor did some other shitty low budget movie everyone had forgotten about, then the scene actually aired and Cinemaphile went crazy.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Breaking Bad is capeshit. Did you not figure that out when Walter blew up an entire building without killing anyone, or with le spoopy silent assassin twins and their sharp enough to cut concrete axe, or two jets having a head on mid air collision because some flight controller was sleepy?

    The show is stupid as shit, it just does a good job of making stupid people think it's smart television.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The camerawork whenever the cousins are on screen is fantastic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the axe in concrete thing could happen though its hot as frick out there

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wo jets having a head on mid air collision because some flight controller was sleepy?
      Why is that such a problem for you?

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He didn't realize he was dead until he walked out of the room

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is why sopranos is 10000000000times better

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tony soprano disarming two armed black guys trying to shoot him
      kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tony soprano disarming two armed black guys trying to shoot him
        tbf he had the talents of varsity athlete

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >slowly ambling grandpa Mike having lightning fast reflexes and performing somersaults

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pure unfiltered kino, way better then redditpronos!!!

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know that show about a chemistry teacher cooking drugs to fund his hospital bills? Well in the last episode he makes a sentry gun which shoots 15 nazi's out of the trunk of his car hehe

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So you think he didn't break bad enough or what?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I watched this as a teenager, cause I would have been annoyed with all the stupid shit now as an adult.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen russians do some weird ass shit after getting half blown up while they're dying. There's a video of one running in circles while lying on the ground after getting droned.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People do stuff like this when something inconceivable has happened, such as suffering a deadly injury that they're about to die to

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vf36GNX3rgQ

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    this show was always a live action cartoon for adults
    >two face gus
    >i am le one who knocks
    >bbbb-bonfire
    >machine gun in trunk killing nazis
    >magnets b***h
    >any scene with le 4d chessmaster gus
    >it's not le meth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree with everything else but Fring made the show, it sucked after he died.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    truth is stranger than fiction. i saw a police activity video where this black dude got riddled with holes and instead of panicking or asking for help, with his last breath he just calmly repeated "im dead homie, im dead"
    the kind of stuff that if you put in Ready or Not people would think its a joke or something

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing happened in that video where the clerk stabbed a robber. And the robber shouted " I'm dead". Very surreal.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand how that's strange. I think you're strange for bringing something like that up.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    DEATH PROFESSOR

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >heisenberg
    >muh tough israelite fantasy
    >show about a science teacher who was a massive whiny c**t

    mike was the only awesome character

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mike
      Boomer power fantasy was cringe af

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the fixer was cringe
        found the israelitegay haha

        bro the fixers are always elite

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol. ok boomer.
          I'm sure your arthritis and liverspot ridden wrinkly ass could beat up a dozen bad guys half your age.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            obviously israelitegay lol, i got the same stuff thats inside dolph lundgren flowing in my veins

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >stuff thats inside dolph lundgren flowing in my veins
              prune juice?
              time for your nap, gramps.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              What? Cialis that his exgirlfriend force fed him?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mike should have just shot Tuco. Frick continuity, the fanboys of bb and bcs are moronic and it wouldn't matter to anyone.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember watching that scene and going 'wtf, why do they do this. No way he could survi...' 'oh, i see...' I liked it

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was a nod to Walking Dead. Walt's meth started the apocalypse. Gus became a Walker for a moment.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have none of you browsed any rekt thread?
    It's not outlandish at all

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a tv show

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was the actor's idea. He was asked what he though his character would do and he said "He would fix himself up before meeting God." Which is why he fixes his tie so it doesn't look out of place.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He should've done exactly what he did when he forced himself to vomit that one time, e.i. took off his jacket, fold it neatly, lay a towel on the ground, then die

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    H U A G H

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i played t-ball, they called me lil dolph

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be 9
    >be 1988
    >break femur
    >as in complete fracture, foot facing wrong direction
    >in shock
    >try to get up to walk it off
    >people at scene have to hold me down
    Adrenaline is a motherfricker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you broke your femur did you jump up screaming H U A G H?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t feel it much actually. I was numb from the waist down for a little while. When the pain did finally set in it was excruciating.

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was in a car accident with my brother and though I was wheeled off by the ambulance while my brother wasn't that injured, he was in a state of shock and kept trying to get back to the wrecked car against first the firemen and then our parents constantly going "Is my brother ok. I need to help him." even though I was long gone to the hospital and everyone kept telling/explaining to him.

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