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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i spend 10 hours a day on Cinemaphile and have literally never heard of this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apple TV relies on organic marketing techniques, not like Amazon, Netflix et al that shill here constantly

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well it's not working too well for them then is it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well neither tactic is working for any of the companies involved. No-one’s talking about Fallout and its been what, a month?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At least people talked about Fallout and some other garbage shows while they were airing or even negatively. Who the frick even knew about this?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Shills made 20+ threads a day about. Maybe 1-2 organic threads about Fallout.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Compared to the 0 and 0 of this show before now, that's still a win for Fallout.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you moronic or living under a rock? All the normies talking about Fallout is fricking inescapable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't that like saying that Apple are so complacent with their products being marketed by evangelist consumers they don't bother marketing the things no one actually cares about like Apple TV?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never watched but feelin bad for my wife noomi

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No TV Series is ever going to make it to 5+ seasons ever again is it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some will, but not because they're good. It's all about arbitrary metrics and corporate agendas now, so expect abrupt cancellations of promising shows with interesting plot lines while other shows get endless seasons and spinoffs that no one watches (re: Walking Dead).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When has there ever been a good 5th season?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Supernatural was supposed to end on S5 and went downhill from there.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the only show I can think of is the shield. Somehow Kurt Sutter managed to get 6 seasons of kino

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stargate

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        X-FILES

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Arguably the best season of any show ever.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Curb your enthusiasm, its always sunny and peep show all have good season 5s but start to drop off after, which is still kind of your point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      From a streaming service? Not possible anymore, their productions not only are way more expensive, so they have less tolerance from executives, but also have very long production times, seems like the norm is at least 18 months to 2 years per season now, some even longer, like squid game or loki, so a show even getting a third season at this point is already an achievement

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was cool with the entangling of realties and shit. The Jonathan Banks characters and their arc were really cool, the show should have just been their story. The child can get thrown off a cliff

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did they play the alternate earth shit as a surprise twist or some big reveal?
      Because I only watched the trailers, and I was already 99% sure she landed back into a different/parallel earth.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They hint at it alot throughout so I dont think it was "the" twist, I was more surprised who one of the characters was in the different realities and their role throughout.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From the trailer I watched, it seemed like the premise.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like noomi, but she's terrible at choosing projects

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She knew enough to bail on that Demeter Dracula movie at least

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No, see, what he did was he paid people too much money while actually devaluing the artists, creating a streaming business that was driving content instead of content driving the business. So now he’s got a huge company but all he’s delivering is piss.

    nuSP is largely shit but they were on the money with this one.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I keep seeing these headlines about shows getting canceled after one season and 9 out of 10 times I've never heard of them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's like when I hear about ecelebs having massive drama or being exposed as scammers or pedos and it's literally the first I've ever heard of them despite being on the internet nonstop since 1998.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same. I went from having dial up in the late 90s to ADSL in 2001 so i've been chronically online for over 20 years but since i don't use tiktok and avoid most youtube, twitch, whatever drama I have no fricking clue what people are talking about when they pretend there's a major controversy in the online community. Mostly because the average age of the communities i spend time on have an average age of about 30 i guess

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait til you see posts that directly accuse YOU of seething and coping and somehow taking a side in the culture war despite doing nothing

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah that's pretty much every day on a lot of boards here which is why i've abandoned all hope for a lot of them.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's like when I hear about ecelebs having massive drama or being exposed as scammers or pedos and it's literally the first I've ever heard of them despite being on the internet nonstop since 1998.

          Around the early 2010s the world wide web split into the Internet and the '''''internet''''.

          The ''''''internet''''' is only smartphone social media apps.
          The Internet is everything else.

          Both are in bubbles largely isolated from each other.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds pretty accurate, all of my friends have almost no social media footprint we just hang out in the same closed groups we did before because these days you can't even have fun by trolling people in videogames anymore because you get hit with a hurt feelings reports and mods ban you if you're joking around. So we're a parallel community.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good assessment.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is what most "celebrity" stories nowadays are like. It's always some plastic faced "influencer" nobody in the real world has heard about, and it's always some mundane shit like them breaking up with their boyfriends or whatever they named their new chihuahua.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good. I wish I dipped out before watching the whole series (like I did with woke ass "Manhunt").

    Jonathan Banks - loved him in Breaking Bad. But I don't know how you guys got thru "Better Call Saul". Banks is an animated corpse who only ever shows one emotion: boredom.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So obviously this show is shit but it’s nuts to me that more expensive and worse shows like wheel of time or Witcher get season after season
    There is not a single western show worth watching on tv right now other than Shogun
    Not one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was about to correct you but then you mentioned Shogun. Good post.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they should cancel dark matter already too
    apple have fallen off hard in scifi, how do you go from from all mankind and severance to this current tier of dogshit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those two shows were also garbage lmao wtf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        severance was not garbage
        name a better current scifi show

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So this is what he's been up to since Better Call Saul.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never heard of it, but I can tell it's stupid from that screenshot alone.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the only qualified here to talk about it, because I've seen it, and it doesn't end that bad.
    There's one side plotline with Walthu and the nig that's unresolved, but the main Noomi plotline is basically wrapped up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm the only qualified here to talk about it
      Not so fast, b***h homie!

      Good. I wish I dipped out before watching the whole series (like I did with woke ass "Manhunt").

      Jonathan Banks - loved him in Breaking Bad. But I don't know how you guys got thru "Better Call Saul". Banks is an animated corpse who only ever shows one emotion: boredom.

      It ends on a cliffhanger. Was probably the only interesting thing they did.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cliffhanger endings have never been good. It's why I stopped reading A Song of Ice and Fire.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It ends on a cliffhanger.
        It does not
        >Girl finally stops wanting to find mom and coming to terms that the other girl "got lucky", dad is fine with it
        >"I need a mommy" "and I need an Alice" on the other side
        The Noomi family plots is absolutely closed on both timelines, there's NO cliffhanger.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not about viewers, it's about laundering the money Tim Cook spends on cocaine and young boys in Thailand.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is everything in videogames and media going to shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Organizations typically rot from the top down. It's incompetent leadership and decision making.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Does anyone even care?
    I mean I guess I don't. Second show I've heard about today failing to get renewed.
    I'm kind of exhausted with all the shit we got going on here. A coworker asked me today "You been watching any shows lately?" and despite considering myself a television & film fan, I told him the truth which was "No, the last show I watched was the first season of Euphoria" and that was months ago. I got a .txt doc of shit I "want" to watch yet never do. I suppose this could be considered "depression", but that coworker says he just watches TV to fall asleep. Not like that's really "watching" it, either, in fact maybe at least holding off on it is better than zonking out after the opening credits.
    I look forward to the second season of Severance at least. I think I'll try reading more than watching, the backlog seems overwhelming at this point. Even games suck. At least "Pale Fire" is a pretty good read so far.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick happened to series in general? We used to have a few series with long seasons spanning several years, and most of them were really popular. Now we're getting hundreds of 8 episode series that nobody bothers watching because they know they most likely won't get renewed anyway. We really do have to go back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because people got fooled by high production values that make everything look 'cinematic'. Take Elementary vs Sherlock for example, Elementary is an objectively better show that managed to tell engaging mysteries for seven straight seasons - most of which had like 20 episodes each. Sherlock meanwhile was absolute, irredeemable fricking TRASH but each episode was 2 hours long with lots of fancy editing and expensive camera work/effects and that was enough to make most normies think it was the better show at the time, even though looking back now most people realize Elementary was far better written, better paced and better realized, and it wasn't even close.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Multiverses are fricking dumb, lame as hell, and literally pointless.

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