AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>here's your Nick Cage replacement bro

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whiteness is over chud

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We are still the majority Tyrone. That's why this shit is failing. You can pander to minorities all you want but you are the minority you cannot beat a numbers game. Of course your kind isn't too good at math.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. I'm still watching.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is the man of many faces nic cage still in it? if not I'm not touching that shit

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how is this a teaser, there's nothing in it, how can i be teased by this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're teasing nic cage and everyone that wanted another nic cage treasure movie but in the bullying way and not the eliciting a response way. It's SUbVeRsIvE

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she revealed as if we’re supposed to know her?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We will finally uncover the truth of the ancient kangs

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Cope, you're the only shitskin who won't be crying when we're gone.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >disney
    >another reboot
    >except with burger lead

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ah shieet, me expectations been subverted again

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *yawn*

    Disney can feel free and go bankrupt any time now. They're already creatively bankrupt, so it's only the next logical step.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, yet another fricking black woman

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people get freaked out when American movies cast brown people? Look at any crowd photo of American people. Does real life have a "woke agenda"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the people that run our country that rapidly fricked up the demography do yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Knowing is a half-the battle.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Does real life have a "woke agenda"?
      yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Haha we flooded the country with tens of millions of foreigners in the past few decades, why are you surprised we have so many brown people in your content chud

      I don't even know why I'm annoyed. I live in SoCal, I exclusively frick latinas. I shouldn't care. But this dishonest stupid fricking horseshit just gets under my skin like fricking crazy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're just easily baited by anti-nonwhite bs. Crack open a history book and you'll see racism take on new branding specifically tailored for that generation in efforts to revert to an earlier, oppressive era. Just keep fricking latinas, enjoy the unique content, & don't fall into these well orchestrated, white supremacist, race war traps.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Riiiiiight

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Look at any crowd photo of American people
      >Posts NYC tourist street
      You are such a homosexual for real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Look at any crowd photo of American people.
      That's a picture of Times Square, nobody in that picture is American.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you even mad at this point anymore Cinemaphile? I legitimately consider everything around and after 2017 to be non-canon.

    What is the point for getting excited all for anything when you know it's gonna be pozzed, globo homosexual feminyst, black LGBTQIOMNOPUKRAINE+ garbage where everyone involved hates you as a person?

    If the rest of the world hasn't seen the writing on the wall, then I'm quite content to let society rot and crumble and I'll live off the grid to the best of my ability.

    Nuclear hellfire sounds more pleasant than the modern world, holy shit. Who is this shit even made for?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I legitimately consider everything around and after 2017 to be non-canon
      This is my position, too, but the cutoff varies by franchise.
      Halo ended with Bungie, for example.
      Mainline Star Wars ended with Lucas, whatever you think of the Prequels.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      God. Forbid. BLACKS! GAYS ! AAAAAH!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Love me pints, love me wife, love Manchesta’ United.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >I legitimately consider everything around and after 2017 to be non-canon
      This is my position, too, but the cutoff varies by franchise.
      Halo ended with Bungie, for example.
      Mainline Star Wars ended with Lucas, whatever you think of the Prequels.

      These guys get it.
      Star Trek died in 2009
      Star Wars and Halo both died in 2012
      LOTR will die in 2022
      etc.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know a girl who is the biggest Nic Cage and National Treasure fan but she's incredibly woke (TDS, BLM, hates JK Rowling now even though she loves HP, protested against Kavanaugh, etc.). Seeing how people like her react to this will be a treat. I can see the cognitive dissonance kicking in now.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no Nic Cage, just coasting on the name of a B-tier movie franchise
    In another era, this would be "straight to video. DVD".

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    at least she's hot. that's something.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The series follows a Hispanic Latina-American lead character named Jess Morales, who is a 20-year-old DREAMer[citation needed] that sets off on an exploration to discover the mystery of her family history, and with the help of her friends seeks to recover historical lost treasure.

    aint no way

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's the fricking point of this series without Cage lmao

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is real:
    >A Hispanic Latina-American lead character named Jess Morales, who is a 20-year-old Dreamer that sets off on an exploration to discover the mystery of her family history, and with the help of her friends seeks to recover historical lost treasure.

    from imdb
    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12580982/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Latina
      Not LatinX. Not very progressive of you imdb. Tsk, tsk.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >makes a bunch of discoveries that show indigineous figures played crucial roles in american history blah blah
    dropped

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Its all so tiresome

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