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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are these the proto-hobbits, whatever they're called?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, harfoots

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's the one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Australobittus

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What in the frick? Please tell me you photoshopped this.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Clearly Middle Earth Hitler had something to do with it. Who could it be though?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        galadriel, she killed them all in underground burrow downs tombs. didnt make the common mistake with wooden doors

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You poor naïve fool. They'll be remaking the LotR series next.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Sauron canonically genocides all the darkies before the last alliance of elves and men
      kino

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        that was the lasst alliance between humans, elves, orcs and dwarfs

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You think he ever gets called out in public as the You Will Be Happy smile guy?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I dont think anyone but a few hundred thousand terminally online mutts have even seen his face, and those not only constitute a very small percentage of the total population, but also no doubt rarely leave their homes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          might not even be a real person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      jews do black homies so wrong fr ff

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where's her fricking beard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this looks like a escort took a picture with one of her clients.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      finally realistic portrayals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spent 1 billion for THIS
      kek, and I thought the House of Dragon looked bad.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this shit lmao

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao literally laughing. Sometimes it just hits you how fricking ridiculous American culture is these days

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      DEAD ON FRICKING ARRIVAL LMFAO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >holding hands
      POWERFUL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >if only you knew how bad things really are

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why does this dude look like the webm of the troony posing in a mirror with like rotting seeping chest wounds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That’s it. I’m officially racist.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My fricking sides

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      MINED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      these posters really make me want to skip this series, isn't it supposed to have the opposite effect? who the frick is marketing this and who the frick is the audience????????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly it looks fine. Got no problem with nigdwarves. And the costumes and sets look pretty good.
      Nigglet elves on the other hand....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Apologise

      Why do they do this? What do they get for turning Northern Europan myth into soulless slop?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        it is genuinely seen as wrong and outdated to have an all white cast

        I genuinely hope some of those black elves are from certain made up clan, not part of established houses, that kind of variety is not so bad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >What do they get for turning Northern Europan myth into soulless slop?
        They hate White people.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Why do they do this? What do they get for turning Northern Europan myth into soulless slop?
        This is the globalist agenda, make every country look like California/New York, which of course results in the extinction of white people. So media needs to reflect that, so it is 'normalised'.

        They do this to actual historic settings as well.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you know damn well ~~*why*~~.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Face Off 2???????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's fricking over bros

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Haha just paint it gold that'll be a billions dollars please.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based oil driller dwarf chad

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's coal miner in this context

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Apologise

      What I'm getting from this is that Tim Burton is looking back at his freaky sequel; Batman Returns.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Really? I couldn't tell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to watch this show but I'm actually kinda excited for the reactions to it and also seeing just how bad it's gonna be

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkienbros...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s hilarious. I love seeing them doing this because nothing wakes people up quicker to the JQ, NQ and WQ than Hollywood, corporate pandering. I’ve got “liberal” friends back in California who are unironically sending 2016 /misc/ memes and stats. People who voted for Obama and Hillary and are now completely sick of blacks and israelites. It’s mind boggling. T

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        O ye? My dad works at Nintendo!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I missed the chapter about the ethnic cleansing that went on in the Shire. Was it only in Tolkiens notes?

    This looks so out of place it almost seems like a skit. But then I remember it's 2022.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Did I ever tell you about the ethnic cleansing, Frodo m'boy? I was not but a shit-arsed sprog back then. My grandpapa Mungo Baggins must've strung up at least a dozen of the swarthy, wooly-haired bastards. South-Farthing wind chimes they called 'em. Kept 'em swinging for near a fortnight, that's what they say. Old Hamfast Gamgee down the lane could tell you more. He was a good friend indeed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Massive kek

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *Sigh* another pathetic chud thread. Can't wait for this show to blow up and make you all seethe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      weirdest thing about it is it's all pol zoomer babydicks who never saw LOTR in the first place

      can't imagine any actual fans giving a flying frick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        "Muh dik" Cope. You will never be human.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the biggest critic of Lord Dem Rangz is a bisexual atheist black guy nearing 40 but all right

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm no racist but he does look hilariously out of place. Like this would be a character from a mid-00s Wayans brothers parody of LOTR.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hmm....yeah...i'm not gonna watch it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE WROTE AN ARTICLE ABOUT BATMAN RETURNS FOR SOME REASON?????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >BATMAN
      put that huge in bright yellow circle next to the minorities face on the cover to save some lost sales
      t. graphic designer

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"Ayo, why y'all hobbits be workin' so hard all the time? Sheeit, where I's come froms we like tuh take it easyyyy." Brillo produces a zip-loc bag of pipe weed from his pocket.
    >SMASH CUT to all three hobbits smoking, laughing and eating nacho cheese flavored lembas bread.
    >"My, master Brillo, we sure could get used to this."
    And that, dear viewer, is where hobbits got their culture.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The hobbits have been culturally appropriating this whole time
      DAMN IT

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That hobbit looks like he's about to approach me on the street at 11PM asking me if I've got 10 cent for a loose cigarette.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny that the same Netflix is taking shit for wasting money on too many projects, Amazon spent all this money on whatever the frick this is

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Holy shit. U right

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >black man
    >white females
    Do you think Mosche and Roth ever have a conversation like “you don’t think we’re laying it on a bit thick”?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AYO! WHERE DE HOBBIT WOMEN AT?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They always double down on this

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Face/off 2??? What the frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      Wtf how did I not know about this?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, are we being genocided again because there's a black dude in a wizard show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek I run a homebrew d&d and we had this one chud we used to pick on lmaooo

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tell me more about this homebrew d&d, did you bring your combat wheelchairs and had regular dilation stops?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >y-you're the real snowflakes!
      We're laughing at this, homosexual. Cope and seethe.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        imagine having this image on your hard drive

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >NOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T HAVE FUNNY PICTURES FROM Cinemaphile.ORG!!!!!!!!!
          >YOU HAVE TO HAVE REACTION PICTURES OF REDDIT CHEF MAN!!!!!!!!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the blacks are getting genocide one drop at a time. Bye bye actually black people hello mystery meat without an identity. Rapes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Doreen looks weird without glasses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >England and Northern Europe will have it's cultural preservation removed by force and if you complain about it we will mock you

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know sometimes I get tired of saying it but I think its bares repeating once again

        Muh Far Right schizo puppy eating conspiracy theorists, such as myself, are right about pretty much everything.

        And the Left, Establishment, Elites, NWO, and israelites can only seethe gaslight and dilate

        Gaslighting and deflection are their favorite tricks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You'd be crying if it happened to black people, except it never does because nobody gives a frick about their "culture".

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I'm okay with this, I like Lenny Henry

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I can tell you what it is - almost every other dwarf and hobbit is made with some sort of humor about them, as they are supposed to be relatively jovial people. Since you can't make fun of black people any more, they had to make her look as regal as possible, brevity be damned, which will be at a stark contrast to everyone around her.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >they had to make her look as regal as possible
      how? she looks so goofy, like shes straight out of a youtube parody video

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WE WUZ HOBBITS SHIEEET

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >looking from left to right
    >oh hey those hobbits don't look too ba-

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, he's so out of place, looks like a homeless guy on the street o

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How can a people with such low population even develop different ethnicities that would require ages to pass and continents separation?
    It. Makes. No. Fricking. Sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every country in history and even in european fantasy settings were 50% black. Apart from Africa and Asia. The BBC told me so!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ask Elu Iluvitar

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just did. He said, and I quote here, "BULLSHIT!"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Now shush you. Middle Earth was basically just like metropolitan London, but they also had NO RACISM at all. If this bothers you, you're a fricking bigot who needs to be shamed into spending your money to Amazon et al.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why does diversity always mean insert black people randomly? What about Asians for example?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      diversity = blacks

      Get it over with chud.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homies are the most inferior of races...they want to be bigged up

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lets just insert black people where they dont belong
    I can't even look at this shit and im not racist

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    kek

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AYO ANY YALL HOBBIGGAS HAD YOU YA SECOND BREKFEST YET? homieS BE HOUNGRY

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK THIS SHIT.

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely laughed out loud, what the frick were they thinking. Absolutely confirmed for dogshit

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apologise

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's hot but the show still looks stupid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's going to be terrible

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      would have been prime coombait if she wasn't wearing trousers under the armor. What a waste.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As if any elf worth their pride would be caught dead or alive in a run down flayed and corroded armor like that. Let alone Galadriel. Fricking Galadriel can't afford clean and proper armor.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        she de stronk wimminz, OKAY?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Morfydd
      What kind of name is that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sheepBlack person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pronounced Mor-vith
        Welsh is dumb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I hate women so much it’s unreal

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I can get behind this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      She's hot as hell and the costume itself is pretty good. But Galadriel would never slouch like that.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Legs too short, wouldn't frick.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have really low standards if you think that is hot.
        6 tops

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She looks damn good to me. And my standards are certainly not low.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ur just gay m8

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She wasn't really hot in Saint Maud. Kind of cute in a deranged way. Think its a strange pick for Galadriel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's called a power stance, chud. She's spreading legs because she is equal to man

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Its called marketing fail 101.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She's spreading her legs because she preparing to brap in my face before a mustache ride

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >women have to be masculine to be strong
          Yikes, sister. #DoBetter

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Galadriel is your typical run of the mill slouching bohemian hipster girl

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's a very simple detail here that betrays this as nothing more than common fantasy. Her ears are the contemporary generic elf ears, elongated and pointy, and not the subtler and infinitely more tasteful leaf-shaped ones described by Tolkien and perfectly realized on-screen by Hackson. Also the armor looks like uninspired crap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      not my galadriel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >spreads legs
      take that chuds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Knife-eared c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry you're a moronic, maidenless simp

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that leg spreaded prostitute

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >wearing "chainmail"
      >loose hair
      One strand of that bullshit gets caught in a link and her life is going to be in agony. That's how you know the costuming is going to be shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What are you looking at? Don't try anything clever. You might regret it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      100% sure she'll get blacked
      if not 200% and it'll be a love triangle, a nig and a brown dude, maybe at least a kiss but could there also be a "love making" scene

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"Don't expect the same Galadriel!"
      Oh believe me, israelites, I wasn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the lady Galadriel is now a spunky warrior with attitude

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol. it just looks so awkward since it's just inserting black people everywhere. how is that even diversity? latinos are by far the biggest minority in the US and they're almost completely absent from TV and movies. no indians or east asians either despite there being like 3 billion of them globally.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >latinos are by far the biggest minority in the US and they're almost completely absent from TV and movies.
      The brown elf is latino
      >no indians or east asians either despite there being like 3 billion of them globally
      Another of the harfoot/hobbit women is Indian

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because we are no longer in the 1990s when american box office was making up half of the total

        now the goal is to appeal to poos, and africans, and latin americans, and middle easterners, not the 100+ something million whiteoids in the US

        Apologise

        shes kinda hot ngl, who is that actress anyway?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >now the goal is to appeal to poos, and africans, and latin americans, and middle easterners
          No homosexuals then? Cool, can't wait for this to happen. Unless of course, you're talking bullshit and it is actually made to appeal to Californian white women who are too busy posting on twitter to actually watch anything.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Californian white women
            are you an ince or some sort of darkie?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              No

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i dont believe you, no white man would single out white women as the enemy. hit the road black

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Simp. It isn't just white women I suppose but they make up a sizable majority. Although a lot of them could easily be ~~*white*~~. Either way the idea that this bullshit is done to appeal to Asians, Africans etc is still bullshit.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                antiwhite cripple. if you aint willing to stand behinfd white women go find yourself a rice bug homosexual

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I hope she sees this, bro. Enjoy having a trad family with your empowered and liberated Aryan queen, simp.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                typical incel, you need to insert shit no one said int oconversation. i am telling you if you single white women out as the enemy you are enemy of the white race and dishonorable darkie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Who do you think vote for moronic policies and consume/make this propaganda? Giving women rights was a mistake and you're a dumb homosexual for not seeing this.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                white women voted trump last two elections. and you know very well how much they give to consensu and state support. they were used just like the workers, you are just a moronic homosexual and dont see it. go live with Black folk if you dont like 50% of white race

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >immediately starts talking about King of the israelites Trump
                Confirmed mongoloid American homosexual.
                >and you know very well how much they give to consensu and state support
                Learn to English, moron.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                because i am talking to american you dumb homosexual. this level of english is good enough for you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no you
                What are you even arguing against anyway? My point was that this woke bullshit is meant to appeal to liberal women, not third world Black folk. Are you going to dispute that or just carry on screeching "incel" and "darkie" like a sperg?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i am telling you any one who points white women as the target is a honorary darkie. whie women are ours and attacking tem helps only our enemies

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                So I'm right and this is all just a sad cope. Good to know.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah now go hangout with Black folk or drink oolaid when fuentes gives the order

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Carry on seething, homosexual. I'm sure some white woman will see this and touch your chode.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Elrond is a homosexual

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine actually watching this shit

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the lord of the rings
    the rings of power
    the power of the lord
    the lord of power
    the power of rings

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hobbits had coal mines?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gets proved wrong
      >"y-yeah well why do you care anyway?"
      >"are you being genocided by fantasy?"
      They'll always move the goalposts because they know they are wrong.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when capeshit was based?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    russian here
    Serious question, Cinemaphile, do you think the Western culture we knew for hundreds of years is doomed? Or is this just a phase that eventually will be overcome?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      western culture was fatally wounded in 1914, and finally killed in 1945. This is just an unusuall long rotting phase, likely because it's was full of chemicals

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its a phase,
      people change water flows
      we hit tops and lows
      but one thing will always be the same
      109 becomes 110

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >russian here
      >Western culture we knew

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        russian culture is undoubtably western, if you aren't well versed in russian literature, music and film - that just ecause you're most likely not well versed in western culture in general, hence the comic book pic you've chosen for your post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The West is always trying to reject Russia because of its non-European influence

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I really dont get where you see the non-european influence in our culture though. Genetics, phenotype - I can see argument there, but culture? Name one prominent russian work of art that's not visibly european

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not saying I do. I'm saying Western countries seem to try to belittle Russia and that is one reason I have noticed. I like Russian literature and film, so don't count me in with those homosexuals.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              right. russian literature is just as depressing as french. i would call russina lowlife influenced by coloreds, but lowlife aint a staple of nation. maybe russian architecture goes a bit into the overblown busurman aesthetics but it aint bad

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Western fringes of Russia adheres to Western culture (through its israelites), the vast bulk of it is mudslimes and mudslime worship.
          You can see this in it's architecture, which is either shabby brutalism or this sort of mosquery.

          Russia is NOT a Western country, it just aspires at it (badly). Meanwhile the streets of Moscow are filled with Alllah Snackbars.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Russia is NOT a Western country, it just aspires at it (badly). Meanwhile the streets of Moscow are filled with Alllah Snackbars.
            so is london

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The Western fringes of Russia adheres to Western culture (through its israelites), the vast bulk of it is mudslimes and mudslime worship.
            Oh you are a delusional mutt, nevermind

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, he's not pureblooded like the slavs lel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i am actually convinced no one rivals the americans in their ignorance of the geography and history of other countries

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              OMG, you found an anime catalog in Russian!
              What a complete refutation!
              GJ Ivan.
              Meanwhile in reality, your israeli autocrat is unleashing Chechens on a Christian country actually TRYING to assimilate into the West.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Russia is like 80+% white slavic russian despite literally covering a huge landmass filled with native non-whites. Western russia is literally 99% white except for some areas of Moscow. If you ever visited you'd see that its nothing like your 56% mutt monstrosity israelite slave state

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Meanwhile in reality, your israeli autocrat is unleashing Chechens on a Christian country actually TRYING to assimilate into the West.

                Try harder

                >OMG, you found an anime catalog in Russian!
                Anon, I.......

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Tries to own me with a chart projecting American ethnic makeup.
                >Defending a country that has had rapidly declining "white" population for decades, and a fast-swelling mudslime demographic.
                Even the tiny-wiener Chinese are breeding your neglected women at the borders.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                seethe harder

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            OMG, you found an anime catalog in Russian!
            What a complete refutation!
            GJ Ivan.
            Meanwhile in reality, your israeli autocrat is unleashing Chechens on a Christian country actually TRYING to assimilate into the West.

            ITT:

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            russia brought much of the byzantine styled architecture to their own cities, which is why they look similar. The reason you think that they look like mosques is because:
            A. You're a dumb fricking mutt
            B. because the muslims also copied a lot of byzantine architecture since it was the most advanced at the time

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              ITT:

              OMG, you found an anime catalog in Russian!
              What a complete refutation!
              GJ Ivan.
              Meanwhile in reality, your israeli autocrat is unleashing Chechens on a Christian country actually TRYING to assimilate into the West.

              >Meanwhile in reality, your israeli autocrat is unleashing Chechens on a Christian country actually TRYING to assimilate into the West.

              Try harder

              >OMG, you found an anime catalog in Russian!
              Anon, I.......

              The Golden Horde is mad.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            BYZANTINE ARCHITECTURE YOU FRICKING moron

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            hahahahahahahaha you are so moronic its hilarious

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Russian culture is undoubtably western
          no, it's a ruse they use to seduce morons like you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        russians are chill when they dont invade other countries or have gay sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Things will get so bad in the near future that we'll look back fondly on these days.
      There's no turning back.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fall of Rome 2.0. It will keep getting worse until we get mass balkanization and a new dark age. Whether the new culture that rises from the rubble will be something positive or not is impossible to say

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off you disgusting slav

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Your country is a military joke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      every grandparent looks at modern culture and it eases their anticipation of death to know they aren't leaving anything valuable behind. it only gets worse the more generations that come after you

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw high fantasy producers never have the foresight to create different races that actually work in-world
    Why do we live in such a cursed timeline?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Niggelves will never not be the goofiest thing

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good, chuds are just seething because they will never be this happy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >take dat ring out yo dussy playa

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        only good post ITT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >being happy with a beardless wife
      What a fricking cuck that dwarf "king" is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >looks good

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just look at this. I don't even need to say anything. If you watch the TV series, you will have to look at this.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like a Farcry character.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          female shrek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I can't even expand the image without bursting out laughing. lol western media is circling the drain so fast.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's true you don't see many dwarf women. And in fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are often mistaken for dwarf men.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you expect a dwarven woman to be attractive?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I expect a dwarven woman to be bearded.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well that's fair. I've just seen a lot of criticism about her being ugly.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >I've just seen a lot of criticism about her being ugly.

              Now listen here you troony, notwithstanding her Black subhuman appearance, we also have to deal with
              >those fricking cheap contact lenses a la Johnny Depp in Black Mass
              >the lack of a beard
              >that sheboon attitude - she isn't even moving but you just feel that yass kween aura
              >the inches thick makeup they plastered onto her
              >those fricking undwarflike curated eyebrows
              >the huge black ballsack wrapping itself around the back of her head

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >that sheboon attitude - she isn't even moving but you just feel that yass kween aura
                nah, the actress isn't american

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you for conceding that my five other points are valid.

                Holy shit homosexual. Calm the frick down.

                Your contribution to this discussion has been valuable. In recognition, I give this gift to you.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit homosexual. Calm the frick down.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the huge black ballsack wrapping itself around the back of her head

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say anything, you fricking bigot. Just look at it. J U S T L O O K

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She just looks like a human and not a dwarf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What is wrong with her specifically?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Just look, my friend. Just look.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          She is ugly in an almost uncanny valley way. Also, lore-wise Dwarves are not black and female Dwarves have beards. Sheboon Weavenshield is both a niggress and beardless.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And who want's to see a dwarf woman with a beard? Maybe because of that they have never been shown in a movie.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              it did in the hobbit

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                the hobbit movie had a rabbit sled

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you heard of the high elves?
        Goodbye.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bye bye, ywnbaw

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    serioulsy though.
    What is wrong with americans?
    drugs? homosexuality?boredom?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Leftists aren't even human, let alone American.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        neah, don't blame it on the leftists. Your society is rotten. Leftists are cancer, but you did something wrong to have such appaling people.

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    RoP will FLOP so bad

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will literally never ever watch this

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lmfao
    thanks america!

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Black elves are ba-

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      those are brown colored white elves, they dont have Black features

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >d.
      Drow were a mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's room for brown elves in fantasy, but there's no room for multiculturalism.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >here's room for brown elves in fantasy, b
        absolutely not, blacks are antihesis of elves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      2D brown is not black anyone who thinks they're the same should take a bullet to the head

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only bad part about these trash fires is that at work in front of the normies you have to pretend it's amazing or you aren't watching it yet
    otherwise it's free laughter and memes and fun times

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >at work in front of the normies you have to pretend it's amazing
      Literal NPC behavior.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you have to pretend
      why?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        well I work at a tech startup with a bunch of "nerdy women" ie philipino goblinas who all cosplay as the asian chick from tlj every single halloween
        they all run HR, DE&I shit, and the commitee for virtue or whatever secret woke police decides who is problematic
        if they ask about marvel or star wars shit, i always say i havent watched it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          may you never slip anon. and have a strong will

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I haven't seen that yet but I keep hearing it's really good!!
          my go to

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      do americans have only to talk about at work of the newest pew pew propaganda TV show?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe just say you don't watch the show? Is that so hard?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >in front of the normies you have to pretend it's amazing

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Teaser #2 in the next 1-2 weeks
    They will air it during the NBA finals just not sure which game

    Actually trailer wont be until San Diego Comicon (Late July)

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If Mel Gibson was directing this the media would say it's the most racist thing since Song of the South.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4th cover, John Howe concept art of the ice troll
    Will be loads more images released when the magazine comes out on the 9th

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >hire John Howe
      >just to squander all of his creativity
      Oh can't wait

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I actually think the sets (the non CG parts) look nice and John Howe is legit and it’s gonna suck anyway. That’s tragic.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    When will thise timeline ever end? Seriously?...

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Actually, darkie Hobbits are cannon, but they are supposed to be different tribes and live separately.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Actually, darkie Hobbits are cannon,
      Fake. Frick off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dark as in tanned, as in southern euro, not as fricking nigerian

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tfw you don't mind nogs but they keep forcing ugly ones only

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    prime youtube clips show. won't and can't watch episodes in full.

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ahahaahahaha frickin’ ell

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a south-farthing hobbit and I wanna be free.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We got that Old Toby.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >black hobbit
    >looks like a typical homeless crack addict

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >their feet don't have hair
    One of two defining aesthetic features of hobbits and they failed. I bet they're human sized too.

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who is the orangutan supposed to be?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are all harfoots, so hobbit ancestors
      He's meant to be some elder figure to the 2 younger girls, they are part of a travelling group but not sure if they are living nomadically or actually going somewhere for a specific reason

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >to be shared with loved ones in the future
    you won't have loved ones in the future once your parents are dead lmao

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One billion dollars.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How are they not aware that this show is absolutely dead on arrival? They're going to get 2 seasons out of this, tops. One because they already paid for and filmed it, and the other because that's when the attention span of their target audience will slip away as they move on to the next woke paraded corpse of some other beloved series.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They're going to get 2 seasons out of this, tops
      They are literally building an entire new studio right now in the UK, primarily for this show. Its going to make the site the 2nd biggest studio space in the world
      There is absolutely zero chance this show gets cancelled, zero

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See you in two seasons champ

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          lmao, delusional shitskin

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there won't be a season 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >They're going to get 2 seasons out of this, tops.
      Absolutely not. They've invested far too much into it. Even if it fails to draw viewer numbers anywhere near what Amazon expects, they will continue creating it simply to pad out their library. The next seasons will simply have a greatly diminished budget.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't there a rumour that season 2 production is halted for now? They're waiting for the feedback for season 1 I guess.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Season 1 is reportedly delayed to jan/feb

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think it's delayed, they are just starting to film later than some people who were not in the know expected/wanted
          Pre-production for s2 started last month but actual filming probably not until August/September time

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this looks fricking moronic

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >black hobbit.
    You know what they say about big feet?

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dobt they have hairy feet?

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when they said it wasn't going to be woke at all? LOL

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just your friendly reminder that this is just yet another tiny drop in an already massive sea of a decades long plan by globalist Cultural Marxist Leftwing israelites that have been slowly ethnociding the white race by encouraging mass nonwhite immigration and further antiwhite sentiment in the West

    "You're not being replaced chud!" said the people who are constantly cheering for, encouraging, and working towards your replacement

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"You're not being replaced chud!" said the people who are constantly cheering for, encouraging, and working towards your replacement
      The people, or things, that do this are truly subhuman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        See this proves

        You know sometimes I get tired of saying it but I think its bares repeating once again

        Muh Far Right schizo puppy eating conspiracy theorists, such as myself, are right about pretty much everything.

        And the Left, Establishment, Elites, NWO, and israelites can only seethe gaslight and dilate

        Gaslighting and deflection are their favorite tricks

        The Leftwing is always gaslighting and deflecting.

        And don't achuawy Liberals are le right wing chud me. Just because you're a commie and a Liberal is to the right of you doesn't make a Liberal rightwing. Leftwingers range from your suit wearing Democrat to purple haired SJW to homosexual Liberal or socialist. Its all one big family.

        Anyway there are tons of examples I could use but lets take anti-whiteness. Biden him fricking self was literally talking about how the replacement of white European people was actually a good thing.....and all they'll do is just gaslight and say achuawy its just a Far Right conspiracy theory. There are tons of more examples of this

        Don't even get me started on how all Leftwing ideology in general has its roots in Marxism.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Who cares chuddie, have sex.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Take your estrogen meds

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              not that guy but when did Cinemaphile stop being "Black person" this and "Black person" that and become all about fricking trannies

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because this site is under attack mostly by (Leftwing) trannies from reddit or discord than Black folk

                Ironically because of intersectionality trannies worship Black folk but they end up committing the most violence against them. Kek

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                when they started invading constantly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because mentally ill /misc/acks have convinced themselves that trannies are somehow invading this board, even though it's a fantasy made up in their head due to their respressed obsession with crossdressing and homosexuals.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                And yet the "people" who tell me to take meds.....take estrogen pills themselves to delude themselves that they're a real girl

                And yet I'm the crazy one? Yeah get ACKED lol

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Meds. Now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I love troony porn but they're right trannies have been invading every forum for a while now

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Found the troon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >a fantasy made up in their head due to their respressed obsession with crossdressing and homosexuals.
                wow a post denying trannies shit up the board that contains detailed homosexual projection about troonyfricking. what a convincing surprise fellow normal Cinemaphilener

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's true, just ask the incels who have transitioned over on

                [...]

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i actually prefer to take a break from tv and try to get them to unironically commit suicide whenever they do a big effort like last night. just know that posting here does nothing to Cinemaphile but costs your own people their lives and i have done this like 50 times

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, you stay on this board and /misc/ and constantly complain. Chuddies are too coward to face the sisters head on

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if you're trying to get me to do it again, which i showed you in the screenshot, then good for you. good luck finding the thread ugly monster

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Don't act like you type all that out and then delete it chuddie

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Don't act like you type all that out and then delete it chuddie
                >can't even write the sentence he wants, he's so angry

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                if you're trying to get me to do it again, which i showed you in the screenshot, then good for you. good luck finding the thread ugly monster

                Based angel of death.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                they tried to invade in the great troony wars of 2020 and also try to hurt our vulnerable friends over on r9k. there’s many screenshots from discord and lefty pol that confirm this, and no it was not a pol false flag because i was undercover on lefty at the time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Trannies actually became worse than Black folk

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous
  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Elf cover
    >Dwarf cover
    >fricking harfoot cover
    WHERE ARE THE NUMENOREANS??

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All Leftwing ideology is literally doing something and then saying its just a Far Right conspiracy theory

    The entire ideology is just gaslighting and deflection

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own.

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >hey man look at the new promo shots for Amazon's LotR series!
    >looks like shit
    >Fricking racist!
    >Uhh

    Everytime.

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does this imply that at some point between the Second and Third Age there was a pogrom or exile of all colored dwarves, Elves, Hobbits and Men?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically they're going to make it that achuawy Middle Earth was originally a paradise for BIPOC, BAME, LGBTQIA+ hobbits n dwarves n elves n shieeet but then those evil white devils came in and colonized them

      Reminder that there is a war on Western white people

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was mass calculated genocide. All white elves, hobbits, and men conspired together to rid themselves of the coloured ones of their respective races together once and for all. It happens over a period of a month, or so the story goes. Not with a massive all-out war or anything, no. It started off with subtle disappearances.
      White hobbits would stab black hobbits in their beds while they slept. Black elves out in the woods with their companions would capture stray arrows and serve as nutrients for the trees' roots. Dwarves would simply shove the black ones down a hole or molten gold.

      It happened quickly yet quietly until the last moments when the black ones started to notice way too many people missing, not to mention the pattern. At this point it was too late, they suspected, but were afraid to speak up as they were now already massively outnumbered. The last ones were hunted down mercilessly and openly. Then disposed of.

      After the entire ordeal was done, all races agreed to never speak of it ever again. It never happened.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's going to be a success.
    because EVERY SINGLE AMAZON PRIME SUBSCRIBER will watch it.
    don't you morons get how this works yet?

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lenny Henry's a hobbit? I thought he was gonna be something cool.

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OC gay black wizard when? You know it to be true

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Those chicks look like the bagshots or whatever from Fellowship so that's pretty on point

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