Most Americans think this guy was moronic. In fact most people in general think this guy was moronic. You're living in some weird bubble, probably explains why you're here.
It was a suicide.
He was supposed to go home for the fall, but at the airport a fat black woman TSA agent gave him a hard time and he basically said >frick it, frick society, I'd rather die in nature than live in a clownworld Black person dystopia
he was in the area at the wrong time too.
the bears he usually interacted with were not present
they were already naturally calm, when he encountered a normal bear he got fricking eaten.
imagine my shock.
he swore he would never hurt a bear and in his final moments he begged his girlfriend to hit it with a fricking frying pan
I will never forgive herzog for telling that woman to keep the recording secret. I'd give big money to hear that recording. Theres a few fakes around but its just not the same
You can just make your own recording of a bear killing you. Make sure you leave a note on the camcorder or whatever telling whoever finds it to upload it on the Internet. Or better yet just stream it
Imagine being mauled by a bear. Fricking horrifying, it must feel like you’re being toyed with and manhandled. Just a huge strong animal capable of ripping you to shreds, crushing and clawing you apart as it chews your soft flesh and tears out strips of your muscles. You try to hit it, try to gouge its eyes, no use. Its too big, too strong. And then you realize that your body has betrayed you—the very bones that keep your vitals safe ensure that you survive for a good while as the bear tortures you and eats you alive. The adrenaline and the shock keep you awake as it disembowels you and eats your guts.
Horror movie monsters dont have shit on a grizzly bear or polar bear. These frickers have been eating us for a million years and they’ll keep doing it too. Nightmarish creatures
you'd get your shit pushed in. the weight difference is just too great. you'd have to land a one in a million strike into and behind their eye with that spear which is so much more difficult than any e-LARPer thinks. it would probably still thrash you to death before dying even if you landed that spear thrust/lob.
>event so monumentally rare they had to make a giant plaque about it
what is that supposed to prove? should i retract my statement and say bears are super easy to 1v1 in melee because *two* people ever might have done it without video evidence? it doesn't even mention how big the bear was. "grizzly" is just the subspecies of brown bear and no indicator of age or social role like "silverback" is in gorillas. the guy could have choked out a 200lb cub.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You seem very insecure anon. Are you afraid of bears?
2 years ago
Anonymous
You absolutely could not.
I usually laugh at Americans who think they need to take guns into the woods at all times, but you absolutely need a firearm or a lot of friends to have a good chance at killing a grizzly.
you'd get your shit pushed in. the weight difference is just too great. you'd have to land a one in a million strike into and behind their eye with that spear which is so much more difficult than any e-LARPer thinks. it would probably still thrash you to death before dying even if you landed that spear thrust/lob.
You absolutely have no idea how dangerous spears actually are. The invention almost turned humanity into apex predators overnight.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Wasn't it that little lever dart throwy thing
2 years ago
Anonymous
and you're conflating a whole pack of caveBlack folk throwing multiple spears at one target after chasing it to exhaustion with one guy fighting a full stamina bear at a 600+ lb weight deficit. please, i beg you: go fight an adult brown bear with a spear and livestream it here. you'd be famous.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It was a bunch of people using a bunch of spears at once and even then it was an ancient spear throwing technique that's not hard to learn but you don't know it, do you?
Good luck hitting a bear with a perfect OHK they have thick hide and fat and muscle and sometimes don't even go down in one rifle shot
In the movie brother bear the dude just sticks his spear up when the bear jumps on top of him and it dies
2 years ago
Anonymous
It was a bunch of people using a bunch of spears at once and even then it was an ancient spear throwing technique that's not hard to learn but you don't know it, do you?
Good luck hitting a bear with a perfect OHK they have thick hide and fat and muscle and sometimes don't even go down in one rifle shot
2 years ago
Anonymous
did nogs invent spears or did we bring that invention to them? asking for a racist
2 years ago
Anonymous
>did nogs invent
no. i believee their only invention is vile shit like jenkem
2 years ago
Anonymous
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come on, they do have spears and bows; at least give them that
>did nogs invent spears >literally called 'spearchuckers'
2 years ago
Anonymous
Doesn't mean they invented them
They certainly never developed metalworking on their own
2 years ago
Anonymous
i hate Black folk as much as the next guy but you're moronic lol. why would metalworking be requried for spears? have you ever heard of stone tools or do you live in a mud hut without books like a Black person?
2 years ago
Anonymous
I don't hate black people
2 years ago
Anonymous
Are you wary of them?
Because you should be.
t. grew up and live around them.
You don't trust them. You're not supposed to feed them either but.. I break that rule sometimes.
You don't listen to them or let them guide you in terms of decisions of human matters. In other words, you ignore them, and govern responsibly and intelligently.. not based on say-so or emotions from a half-ape.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You posted a picture of one with a metal spear, you dumb Black person.
2 years ago
Anonymous
not the anon that posted it but are you suggesting that someone should build a time machine and travel back to caveBlack person times or breach international law by traveling to Sentinel Island to get an authentic photograph of an ancient spear in-use? nobody in the age of digital cameras is using stone tools unless they have to or want to for the lols.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What I wouldn’t give to napalm that island.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>did nogs invent
no. i believee their only invention is vile shit like jenkem
come on, they do have spears and bows; at least give them that
2 years ago
Anonymous
no, if they used spear or bow they got them from arabs or north africans and it was probably made from dried shit and human entrails
2 years ago
Anonymous
neither. spears are older than our species and got invented by proto-humans. paleontologists have found ~250,000 year old spears with carved and fire-hardened tips.
2 years ago
Anonymous
so even fricking monke had a spear yet nigs didnt? lol
2 years ago
Anonymous
Neither. Humanity inherited tool use and fire from our earlier ancestors. However, spears and domestication originate from the African continent but you couldnt get a racial distinction because it didnt/does not exist especially at that time. We're going so far back, blue eyes and light skin did not exist yet.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>lue eyes and light skin did not exist yet.
nah you are lying. n one has any idea wht their skin and eye clor was. just like the fricking cheddar man 100k years later
2 years ago
Anonymous
Now I know you're a highschool dropout. Skin variants didn't come into practice until few thousand years ago. Humans through most of our history have been darker skinned because it turns out that giant radioactive fusion ball in sky the has a tendency cook you alive or give you nasty cancer. Especially in flat plains and savannahs. Even our jungle dwelling relatives have a hue
2 years ago
Anonymous
there is no source for that you dumn Black person except theories, no one can definetly prove one way or the other
2 years ago
Anonymous
But we know that ancient humans killed bears with sticks
>be me >try to look this up for more info >#2 search result in google is pic related
i shouldn't be surprised given the site but jesus christ.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Its not impossible that Dale stood up, wounded and battered to go to the warm welcoming paws of that bears wife and cucked that fuzzy frick from the grave.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm 80% sure this is bait to try to get (you's) for having an algo geared to cuckoldry
It’s not the death star or some shit it’s got a heart and lungs and other paths to the brain >Captcha: PP ART
2 years ago
Anonymous
i thought i was talking to a LARP Black person but you must be an actual moron. do you know where the heart and lungs are on an animal that walks on four legs? were you planning to spear it in the sides or belly while it's roundhouse kicking you like in one of your animes?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Black person what are you talking about? The location of the chest cavity is basic anatomy, and all you have to do is drive a sharp object into it to cause serious damage. Bears stand on their hind legs to attack. It’s not rocket science.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Bears stand on their hind legs to attack.
lmao. why dig your heels in when you obviously have no clue what you're talking about? it's so easy to verify that as false it's unreal. bears stand up on two legs to intimidate threats and rivals (e.g. other bears or people/animals they want to frick off without conflict). you can verify this by watching literally any video of a bear hunting anything that's ever been made, or by thinking for all of 5 seconds about how a standing bear plans to bite a human with it's head lifted ~7-9ft off the ground. last (you) you'll get from me.
You absolutely could not.
I usually laugh at Americans who think they need to take guns into the woods at all times, but you absolutely need a firearm or a lot of friends to have a good chance at killing a grizzly.
pack of wolves or any small to medium sized mammal (chimpanzees, hyenas, coyotes, spotted dogs, etc) would be worse if you managed to get into a fricked enough situation for them to eat you. they also don't go for killing blows and have a preference for attacking and eating the genitals first.
not that anon but it's pretty obvious from the context of the conversation and the post itself that he meant non-human animals. maybe it's time to take the test?
https://www.clinical-partners.co.uk/for-adults/autism-and-aspergers/adult-autism-test
Sharks. >inb4 you sharkhomosexuals bawl about how it's statistically improbable
It's every bit as bad as being eaten by a bear but at the same time you'd be drowning.
at least the drowning would end you quick, there's no quick way out with a bear
i'm too much of a pussy to camp anywhere that has brown bears in general. i had a sketchy run-in with a black bear that decided to stalk me and i remember feeling so lucky that it wasn't a brown bear after all was said and done. i spooked it by throwing rocks and made a fricking bunker of brambles and pointy sticks around my tent that night without sleeping a wink.
there's a reason California settlers immediately killed every Grizzly/brown bear and all that's left are pussy black bears that spook easy
I agree. At least with the bear, I feel like you have some hope of running or fighting it off with a gun or bear spray. You aren't going to outswim a shark and most encounters involve not having any weapon at all.
Against a bear, you have guns. Against a shark, you've maybe got a knife strapped to your leg which, hopefully, will not be the leg the shark bites. Then you have to have the presence of mind to go for it after getting ambushed and smashed into by a 1,000 lbs. of fish going about 25 mph.
Chimpanzees will actively try to cause as much pain as possible to you including ripping off your dick and eating your eyes before killing you (if they even do that before you die from shock or blood loss).
Sharks. >inb4 you sharkhomosexuals bawl about how it's statistically improbable
It's every bit as bad as being eaten by a bear but at the same time you'd be drowning.
Somewhat related - do people die quickly from alligator and crocodile attacks? Shark attacks are usually quick since they're mostly ambush predators - I'm not as familiar with crocs other then the death roll which seem terrifying.
Read the description of the grizzly man audio it's very clear it doesn't just stop hurting, dude was screaming the whole time being eaten and dragged off
I doubt it would've hurt that bad. What was making him scream and cry was probably the fact that he was getting fricking eaten by a bear.
The fact that he could still speak to his girlfriend means that he was obviously not in that immense pain.
It's like when you bump your arm on something and say "ow" even though it doesn't hurt but x1000
>I doubt it would've hurt that bad. >What was making him scream and cry was probably the fact that he was getting fricking eaten by a bear.
dude
You'd scream and cry if you were being eaten regardless of if you felt pain or not.
Like people who pass out at the sight of their own blood even if they aren't in pain.
2 years ago
Anonymous
huh, so all of those people that scream while on fire are really just loudly lamenting the life choices that brought them to that point before the fire. interdasting.
2 years ago
Anonymous
It definitely hurts because getting your bones crushed hurts but I think it’s more of a fear superseding the pain situation when you’re being attacked
deer might shut down like that but i've seen multiple videos of people being eaten alive by animals and they never once seemed to stop thrashing until they were beyond fricked. pain doesn't stop until consciousness does.
Adrenaline doesn't really make the pain go away. It's not morphine.
It's just a boost of energy.. so instead of laying there and crying like a b***h, you're going to want to get up and run.. while crying like a b***h.
You feel everything.
Sorry to ruin the fairy tales your daddy told you.. but dying fricking hurts like hell.
Yeah.. I get what you're saying.
I've had the misfortune of being close to it a couple of times.
When I knew it was coming I neither feared the process or the act of dying.
I felt resolute and accepted it.
But when that process set in, pain was cranked up past 10.. the knob broke off. I felt everything, then divine intervention happened and any notion of atheism banished forever.
But yeah. Painful stuff, adrenaline might make your body strong in those final throws but that's about it.
I’ve unintentionally had my arm sliced to the bone and severed some blood vessels and the pain never set in I was just scared of dying the whole time, but I’ve also had my femur crushed and that hurt like a b***h. The point being I think method of death plays a factor.
I know it's cool to be contrarian in your age but what you said is simply wrong. Shock and adrenaline DO cancel or at least heavily blunt the pain so that people often don't realize how heavily they are injured.
They are literally thousands of testimonials on this and well understood neurochemical mechanisms.
Nope.. just telling you based on experience.
Here's a follow up post:
Yeah.. I get what you're saying.
I've had the misfortune of being close to it a couple of times.
When I knew it was coming I neither feared the process or the act of dying.
I felt resolute and accepted it.
But when that process set in, pain was cranked up past 10.. the knob broke off. I felt everything, then divine intervention happened and any notion of atheism banished forever.
But yeah. Painful stuff, adrenaline might make your body strong in those final throws but that's about it.
I like how people think there's mechanisms to make horrific deaths less painful. There's no reason for this to have evolved. Gruesome deaths are gruesome, you go out in a terrifying way that will shatter your humanity and replace it with pure terror until you die.
That depends on the character of the person.
If they're a frightful person, they're gonna go out screaming and wailing.
If they're not about that BS they'll realize their body is a giant open wound.. and know they have to do something to save themselves. They'll put the intense feeling of pain aside, they'll prioritize everything that's going on.
Screaming like a scalded bawd won't alleviate the pain so they'll try to crawl or pull themselves out of the situation.
Adrenaline won't help lad.
Bear mace or a higher caliber gun is what you need and if it's charging you it wont help much at all.
You better be wearing chainmail around your torso so it's confined to chew on your extremities and you can swing a knife at its eyes and mouth (the fur would be very hard to effectively cut through to get a meaningful blow in).
Exactly blows my mind north american morons go hiking anywhere near these death machines, i think they lack the imagination to realize how horrible it will be
I remember reading a story where a research team stationed somewhere in the arctic doing science shit and one of the crew busted his foot really bad. Apparently a polar bear caught the scent of the blood from the guy’s wound and it stalked them all the way back to their station. Scary stuff.
>The couple's mangled remains were discovered quickly upon investigation. Treadwell's disfigured head, partial spine, and right forearm and hand, with his wristwatch still on, were recovered a short distance from the camp. Huguenard's partial remains were found next to the torn and collapsed tents, partially buried in a mound of twigs and dirt. A large male bear (tagged Bear 141) protecting the campsite was killed by park rangers during their attempt to retrieve the bodies. A second adolescent bear was also killed a short time later, when it charged the park rangers. An on-site necropsy of Bear 141 revealed human body parts such as fingers and limbs. The younger bear was consumed by other animals before it could be necropsied.[14] In the 85-year history of Katmai National Park, this was the first known incident of a person being killed by a bear.
Imagine being mauled by a bear. Fricking horrifying, it must feel like you’re being toyed with and manhandled. Just a huge strong animal capable of ripping you to shreds, crushing and clawing you apart as it chews your soft flesh and tears out strips of your muscles. You try to hit it, try to gouge its eyes, no use. Its too big, too strong. And then you realize that your body has betrayed you—the very bones that keep your vitals safe ensure that you survive for a good while as the bear tortures you and eats you alive. The adrenaline and the shock keep you awake as it disembowels you and eats your guts.
Horror movie monsters dont have shit on a grizzly bear or polar bear. These frickers have been eating us for a million years and they’ll keep doing it too. Nightmarish creatures
to be honest I feel a lot worse for the girlfriend. She probably trusted him to protect her, he got killed, and the bear came back for her later.
Dropped off by a plane, out in the wilderness. She would've seen the bear coming back, moving towards her. She probably tried to hide in the tent, or maybe run. Didnt work though
>go into bear country >during that time of the season >with no weapons or comms
She was just as moronic as he was. If your friend told you to go camping with grizzlies with no weapons you would say yes?
well no but she probably got swept up in the celebrity he had. He was on Letterman at one point I thought? It would be like Steve Irwin telling you not to worry. If you were some star struck young girl you could easily say yes. Irwin got what he deserved as well, same mentality of "protecting nature" but actually just fricking around with it to feel special
The reason the Irwin video will never be released is it shows him take the ray fully out of the water and use it like a guitar. His last words are said to be "Hey, look at me, I am stevie ray irwin" before miming the song you give love a bad name by Bon Jovi. It is at the slide part where he loses his grip and is stung.
>While swimming in chest-deep water, Irwin """approached""" a short-tail stingray, with an approximate span of two metres (6.5 ft), from the rear, in order to film it swimming away. >The stingray """suddenly""" propped on its front and started stabbing Irwin wildly with its tail.
See, I read this and just immediately think it's made up. The language and stuff. An animal like that doesn't just attack for a laugh, it's a waste of energy.
Dude I am diving down the rabbit hole. List of fatal bear attacks on Wikipedia
Some of these are fricking kino: >Uptain, a guide for Martin Outfitters, was cleaning an elk that he and his client Corey Chubon had shot when the bear attacked. The bear was a sow with a 1½-year-old male cub.[51] The hunter and his guide were dressing an elk carcass and had left a canister of bear spray and a Glock 20 pistol out of reach. As the bear attacked, Chubon, unfamiliar with the operation of a Glock pistol, was unable to fire and attempted to throw it at Uptain who failed to catch it. The bear turned on Uptain. Chubon fled with injuries as the bear attacked Uptain. After staggering 50 yards (46 m) uphill from the dead elk, Uptain was killed by the mother and possibly by the cub as well. The bears were shot and killed by Wyoming Fish and Game officials.
There was one where a soldier got dragged away from his squad and eaten, an 85 year old woman who fed bears despite being told not to was eaten, a rich guy who kept exotic pets + let rich eccentric clients wrestle his bear was eaten by the same bear, the list goes on and on.
such a brutal way to die. I mean sometimes you are sat on your sofa watching tv and think, "if it wasn't for these walls and electricity and stuff, I'd be literally fighting for my life on a daily basis"
bears are fricked because they just hold you down and start consuming you. Fricking christ at least big cats have the decency to pinch your neck until you die before they start digging in.
>Chubon, unfamiliar with the operation of a Glock pistol, was unable to fire and attempted to throw it at Uptain who failed to catch it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>your guide gets brutally and painfully mauled to death because you're such an absolute mental midget that you can't operate one of the easiest guns to load and fire
I hope remembers that for the rest of his life
i'm too much of a pussy to camp anywhere that has brown bears in general. i had a sketchy run-in with a black bear that decided to stalk me and i remember feeling so lucky that it wasn't a brown bear after all was said and done. i spooked it by throwing rocks and made a fricking bunker of brambles and pointy sticks around my tent that night without sleeping a wink.
Use explosives, God gave us the brains to make them and it won't be the government that will tell me that I can't use them when a bear is at me trying to eat my face.
Another one from 2020 >Blais was communicating with her father from a satellite phone while camping with her two children and husband at a family cabin on McKie Lake when the bear attacked her. Her husband, Curtis, was inside the cabin's kitchen 98 feet (30 m) away. The investigation showed the attack was unprovoked and predatory in nature. Curtis subsequently sprayed the bear with pepper spray, but this only aggravated the bear. He grabbed a gun and shot it twice, killing the bear.
Imagine, your wife is getting mauled alive and you decide to use non-lethal force having the option of using a gun and save her. He just made the bear angrier with his meme spray lmao.
this one is the best
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident >bear attacks village >they recruit a retired bear hunter >Ōkawa Haruyoshi, who was seven years old and the son of the Sankebetsu village mayor at the time of the incident, grew up to become a prolific bear hunter. He swore an oath to kill ten bears for every victim of the attack. By the time he reached the age of 62, he had killed 102 bears
>none in the chamber
Honestly, people who have never been instructed about handguns wouldn't know what to do with their semi auto in the face of death.
Majority of animals, especially predators avoid humans for various reasons. If they begin to actively prey on humans that's a pretty big problem. See the American Wolf population.
>If they begin to actively prey on humans that's a pretty big problem. See the American Wolf population.
Wait? We're wolves actually a danger to people back then? Those frickers would be worse than a bear since they swarm you
2 years ago
Anonymous
A physically fit human male could kill a single wolf if they're willing to lose an arm over it. They clamp down and hold, they don't have a counter for gouging their eyes out and crushing their ribcage.
Alternatively, you shoot them because you're an American who carries a protective firearm where dangerous predators live. I have no answer for Europeans because they barely qualify as people.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm doubting a person could solo a wolf, anon...
2 years ago
Anonymous
That, is why you fail.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>I'm doubting a person could solo a wolf, anon...
Well you outed yourself as a European peasant. Any other questions for people who don't have to fistfight wildlife because of their cuck governments?
2 years ago
Anonymous
A physically fit human male could kill a single wolf if they're willing to lose an arm over it. They clamp down and hold, they don't have a counter for gouging their eyes out and crushing their ribcage.
Alternatively, you shoot them because you're an American who carries a protective firearm where dangerous predators live. I have no answer for Europeans because they barely qualify as people.
>be American >get limbs mauled by bear >somehow survive >now in 100k debt
2 years ago
Anonymous
because you are b***h. wolves are cucks and adult man can hth 3 minimum. or at least you would be if you were not a soi filled b***h
2 years ago
Anonymous
There are historical reports of people doing that all the time. Often with agricultural tools.
>In the spring of 1765, in the midst of the Gévaudan hysteria, an unrelated series of attacks occurred near the commune of Soissons, northeast of Paris, when an individual wolf killed at least four people over a period of two days before being tracked and killed by a man armed with a pitchfork.[17]
2 years ago
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure I could take a wolf.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not sure about the US but wolves in general can be a big problem when they cease seeing you as a threat. We've gotten very good at killing but the moment that stops we run into issues with other apex predators. Which is why if they begin hunting people, they're put down as a reminder.
2 years ago
Anonymous
they're still a danger today under the right circumstances. if you're alone on a winter night with them and don't have something on your person to make them frick off like a flare, torch, or a gun, a large or hungry enough pack will 100% frick your shit up. they just don't hunt people unless it's very easy (kids, elderly, injured) or they're very desperate.
>animals that show predatory behavior toward humans
Of course they do, they're animals. Do americans really think they live in a disney movie?
Any animals that forget who the apex predator is on planet Earth receives a swift and immediate reminder.
Just ask all the mega-fauna early man drove to extinction every time humanity moved in to their territory.
pretty sure once a bear and other animals kill a human you basically gotta put them down because they've now learned people can be eaten and are more likely to attack other people
I could never get over how sheepish people are when this movie came out and everyone was talking about how stupid he was and then they turn around and call people Steve Irwin heroes. It's the same thing. >but he thought they were his friends
No he didn't, he always kept a distance. There's plenty of videos with closer contact with bears than anything in that movie.
half the movie is him being misanthropic and projecting romantic fantasies onto wild animals. stop pretending you dont "get" it. >he always kept a distance
no, keeping your distance is not being dropped off by airplane in an inaccessible tundra known for being heavily populated with fricking bears
dont believe the media bias. A LOT of people feel that Irwin was a clown and dangerous, even before he was killed.
He was clearly fricking with that Sting Ray to the point that it felt scared and threatened.
And don't gt me started on the people who then went out to deliberately kill Sting Rays as revenge after he died
Every single person you ever encounter either in usa, australia or online, thinks steve irwin was a goofy clown. but we all think that out there somewhere is this large group of people who loved him...
I could never get over how sheepish people are when this movie came out and everyone was talking about how stupid he was and then they turn around and call people Steve Irwin heroes. It's the same thing. >but he thought they were his friends
No he didn't, he always kept a distance. There's plenty of videos with closer contact with bears than anything in that movie.
The reason the Irwin video will never be released is it shows him take the ray fully out of the water and use it like a guitar. His last words are said to be "Hey, look at me, I am stevie ray irwin" before miming the song you give love a bad name by Bon Jovi. It is at the slide part where he loses his grip and is stung.
>While swimming in chest-deep water, Irwin """approached""" a short-tail stingray, with an approximate span of two metres (6.5 ft), from the rear, in order to film it swimming away. >The stingray """suddenly""" propped on its front and started stabbing Irwin wildly with its tail.
See, I read this and just immediately think it's made up. The language and stuff. An animal like that doesn't just attack for a laugh, it's a waste of energy.
>ome of these are fricking kino: >Uptain, a guide for Martin Outfitters, was cleaning an elk that he and his client Corey Chubon had shot when the bear attacked. The bear was a sow with a 1½-year-old male cub.[51] The hunter and his guide were dressing an elk carcass and had left a canister of bear spray and a Glock 20 pistol out of reach. As the bear attacked, Chubon, unfamiliar with the operation of a Glock pistol, was unable to fire and attempted to throw it at Uptain who failed to catch it. The bear turned on Uptain. Chubon fled with injuries as the bear attacked Uptain. After staggering 50 yards (46 m) uphill from the dead elk, Uptain was killed by the mother and possibly by the cub as well.
It's extra hilarious because glocks only have a trigger safety, meaning that all he had to do was point the fricking thing at the bear and pull the trigger. Unless the guide didn't keep one in the chamber like a moron
>The audio portion of this video tape lasts roughly 6 minutes. During this period, Tim’s cries and pleadings can be heard for two-thirds of that time. He did not die quickly, unlike some traumatic death victims who were lucky enough to drift off into a shock induced dream state. Tim was obviously very aware and struggling desperately to survive during the last moments of his life.
>Unlike what is portrayed in the movies, the bear is nearly silent. Only low growls and periodic grunts are heard which only adds to the horror of the scene. Sounds of the bear dragging Tim off, and the fading sounds of his scream’s indicate that Tim is being pulled and dragged into the brush and away from camp.
>As the tape comes to an end, the sounds of Amie’s high-pitched screams rise to a new level, much like what has been described as “the sound of a predator call used by hunters to produce the distress cries of a small wounded animal which often attracts bears”. Biologist Larry Van Daele, for the Alaska Department of Fish and Game theorizes that Amie’s screams “may have prompted the bear to return and kill her.” ( Van Daele 2004 )
Okay, assuming they survived the encounter where the frick are they going in the middle of the night with no weapons and completely surrounded by hungry bears?
>As the tape comes to an end, the sounds of Amie’s high-pitched screams rise to a new level, much like what has been described as “the sound of a predator call used by hunters to produce the distress cries of a small wounded animal which often attracts bears”. >Biologist Larry Van Daele, for the Alaska Department of Fish and Game theorizes that Amie’s screams “may have prompted the bear to return and kill her.” ( Van Daele 2004 )
Well gee golly thank god we have a biologist to explain this to us.
>A 25-year-old healthy male grizzly bear broke into a home and chased the victim and her husband outside. The bear pursued and attacked Ms. Huber. Her husband, Matthias Liniger, shot at the bear and killed it, with the possibility that one of the bullets killed the victim.
>Unstable butthole keeps going into the woods getting up close with bears >Puts every ranger in the area on high alert all the time because some random butthole fricking with bears is definitely going to need to be rescued at some point >Generally bears don't like to kill people, they mostly ignore him, unstable butthole assumes this is because of some sort of magical kinship with the bears >Conditions these bears to get close to him, he's living there for months so no way they are not getting at his scraps >Despite doing zero things to protect or support the bears, unstable butthole assumes just by being there and filming himself, he can do endless retakes on his 'i'm a magic bear guy' schtick >Decides to bring girls to show off how fricking badass he is, takes zero precautions including non lethal bear mace >Surprise, bears fricking kill him and the girl because he was fricking with the bears and had open containers of snacks during bear fattening season, totally drops mystical connection begging girlfriend to bash in the bear's skull with a frying pan >Rangers kill a bunch of bears that didn't need to get shot recovering unstable butthole's body
Seriously frick this guy, this documentary is just about some narcissist psychopath that wanted to show off, trying to convince people to go up to bears and frick with them like he did. Got a bunch of bears killed, probably got more bears and people killed later by teaching these giant bears not to be wary of people. Thank goodness he was killed by bears and nothing else, otherwise a bunch of buttholes would be wandering into the woods freaking out bears when they're just trying to privately store fat for winter.
>Rangers kill a bunch of bears that didn't need to get shot recovering unstable butthole's body
Those bears devoured human flesh and thus became man-eaters. They had to be brought down for the safety of future visitors to the park.
>Those bears devoured human flesh and thus became man-eaters. They had to be brought down for the safety of future visitors to the park.
Why would that be a problem if people just don't go to the place with all the 1000 lbs bears.
Nah. They're just looking for human junk food. Bears love sweets, those are the ones who break into houses.
If they wanted humans they wouldn't break into any house. They'd just wait and ambush them on the sidewalk.
I think bears see humans as unclean and not something on their diet.
Like how people see vermin, only edible in times of starvation.
cool theory based on your gut feelings and estrogen but none of that is accurate.
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I'm just good at reading animals. You think they aren't clever but they can sneak around all over your smelly ass and not raise any alarms.
They can surveil you multiple times over.. they don't need to break down your front door to take a stinking human.
But they do need to break down a door to get at their peanut butter and doritos.
Read about the bear spree killer in Japan way back when, it's grotesque kino
>Guys some women and children at home to go hunt the bear >Bear attacks the home and slaughters those within >Pregnant woman begging for the bear not to kill her baby as it rips her open to get the fetus >Neighbors too afraid to intervene because by the sounds they thought it was a demon attacking
they only small bears are in mainland asia (sloth bears, sun bears). japan has pretty standard brown bears and black bears. smaller than their alaskan cousins because of diet and habitat but still big brown bears.
The black bears are the shorter ones. They are not exactly harmless often causing disfigurement or partial blindness in people getting too close to them when mushroom hunting but they rarely if ever cause fatalities.
But the Ussuri brown bears in the north of Hokkaido are outright deadly like any brown bear.
black bears are pussies 99% of the time but the scary thing about them is that the other 1% are specifically attempts at predation. almost all black bear attacks are the result of them trying to stalk and kill a person whereas most brown bear attacks are territorial or a defense-response (startled bear).
Do contrarians ever get tired of being wrong? or do they just die before learning their lesson? >hurr pibbles are just misunderstood! >muslims are a religion of peace! >i can fix black men!
If Werner had of included the death audio people would be calling Grizzly Man the greatest documentary ever made. I met him once, he was a bit of a dick.
People are cowards and can't cope with a man choosing his life to the last consequence. Most gays talking about Treadwell will die from falling down the stairs or something lmao
Cant believe I never thought about the crossover insecurity between being an asian boy in the west AND canadian, sounds like the most insecure demographic on the planet.
Alaska is like a stupid people filter.
People go there with no idea what life is like devoid of civilization.
You will either get eaten or starve to death if you go into the bush without having your shit wired tight. And even if you actually have common sense and intelligence, it still might happen because nature absolutely does not give a frick.
Anyone else see that episode of "I shouldn't be alive" about the black bear in that national park that attacked a mother and her son. And killed someone that came to help them, and killed another person that came to help them, and killed another person that came to help them, and killed another person that came to help them. That episode was crazy.
Reminder that there is no greater indication of a low IQ than someone who watches a film like this or Into The Wild and has zero emotional attachment because they thought the main character was dumb
The couple's mangled remains were discovered quickly upon investigation. Treadwell's disfigured head, partial spine, and right forearm and hand, with his wristwatch still on, were recovered a short distance from the camp. Huguenard's partial remains were found next to the torn and collapsed tents, partially buried in a mound of twigs and dirt. A large male bear (tagged Bear 141) protecting the campsite was killed by park rangers during their attempt to retrieve the bodies. A second adolescent bear was also killed a short time later, when it charged the park rangers. An on-site necropsy of Bear 141 revealed human body parts such as fingers and limbs. The younger bear was consumed by other animals before it could be necropsied.[14] In the 85-year history of Katmai National Park, this was the first known incident of a person being killed by a bear
Okay Cinemaphile you all talk big shit but what's the biggest/baddest animal you have already taken in a fight?
>2 water moccasins swam to me in a lake once, threw big rocks at them and killed em >farm cow charged me but pussied out, the weight was terrifying and he could've fricked me up if he wanted but you can't let them know that
i was black bear anon above so i guess that. not a fight, though, just made it question whether it wanted to keep waiting for an opening to eat me or receive another rock to the forehead.
Yeah for sure and it can arise in different circumstances too. For example you treat it like a dog, let it play with you as a calf, sleep with it, etc and it will still do that behavior as an adult when the weight can kill you. That's why you can't really treat em as a pet
I was nearly mauled by a water buffalo in Egypt once. My dumb ass wanted to pet it like a cow. I have a picture of the moment right before it lunged and I jumped and ran for my life too. Goddamn I was fricking dumb.
Turns in in Egyptian villages people don't really tame their animals, they mostly beat them. The local cows were pretty aggressive too.
kek, i always wondered what kind of moron it would take to walk up to a large animal and try to pet it but, to my continuing disappointment in the human species, it's very common.
In my defense I am Dutch and in my country our cattle are treated like pets and they're all docile and used to pettings. This is why it's important to travel and learn. Or die when an animal succesfully mauls you, either way.
kek, i always wondered what kind of moron it would take to walk up to a large animal and try to pet it but, to my continuing disappointment in the human species, it's very common.
a big cow that knows it's big and isn't afraid to charge. they're extraordinarily patient with normalgay morons despite their temperament, though, so odds are you'd be okay unless you REALLY pushed it.
>golden retreiver attacked 7 year old me in Wyoming because it was territorial over a playset
Was growling and trying to bite me as I was pinned on my back. I unironically said "judo chop" as I hit it off of me, like Austin powers. I had armor on thankfully snow clothes. I felt bad, but the lady whose house I was staying at had said that dog attacked their daughters and they even offered to show me the scars they had from that dog. >be in Hawaii in high school for vacation, Kauai specifically >paddling up the Weialua river >tons of cows and bulls along the river >park kayak on side of river >walk through the tall bladed grass to get close to cows >grass is really tall, where are the cows?? >spook cows and hear the deep thuds of something running towards me through the grass
I ran through that darn bladed grass and LEAPED back onto that kayak. I kid you not a bull or cow was right at the river's edge when I turned around on the kayak in the water. Had a good laugh with the family but too spooky lol. >few years back walking at the park >see Prius trying to run over rattle snake in road >largest rattle snake I've seen with dark colors and greenish pattern on back >Prius trying to run it over in the street >driver misses 3 times then drives off >I grab a wooden fence post on the wayside and start fighting it >as it's snaking around the ground looking at me I take a swing >miss >swing again as it's pissed off and rattling now >hit it and it spirals around like crazy >starts coming at me >thrust the bottom of the fence post on its head and crush it like a used cigarette in an ash tray
I like the skin so much I hid the body the storm drain then drove back the next day with a trash bag to skin it. Still have the skin and haven't seen another one that size or color.
Don't mess around with rattle snakes tho anons, it's dangerous and I was a bit younger.
>closet trannie wants to be a celebrity because narcissism and mental illness >after failing repeatedly at various t.v. auditions, somehow finds himself out in the woods with a bunch of bears and a camcorder >thinks he's going to be the next Steve Irwin >he was right
the bears only tolerated him cause he'd come during the salmon season when they were all too busy gorging to even notice him
he kept staying longer and longer after the salmon supplies dried up and pushing his luck so inevitably he was going to get eaten by them
all of this animal predation talk and nobody brings up the only animals that are still professionally hunting humans every year in 2022. their kill counts are down now that their numbers are too and people have guns, but these units averaged ~1800 people per year between 1800 and 2009.
Man-eating tigers are rare. Only very old or injured do it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-Eaters_of_Kumaon?wprov=sfla1
Also indian people are literally moronic
an adult male black bear can weigh up to 650lbs. the only reason they aren't thought of as dangerous is their skittish disposition. they're absolutely dangerous in the extremely rare situations that they commit to an attack.
>In France a few weeks ago >Over 170 goats were found dead killed by a brown bear >While they were out for the grazing season in the pyrenean mountains, the herd encountered a massive bear >the farmer found all of his goats at the bottom of a clif after the bear got them to a point where they had no where to run and they all jumped to their death
holy fricking kino
https://france3-regions.francetvinfo.fr/occitanie/ariege/foix/ours-des-pyrenees-170-brebis-retrouvees-mortes-en-ariege-la-presidente-du-departement-accuse-un-etat-sourd-aux-appels-a-l-aide-2612244.html
Why do hunters go hunting with automatic guns? Wouldn't that help? Your aim doesn't have to be good, just unload the magazine in general direction of animal.
There is something very scary about bears and mostly polar bears
They're one of the animals on earth that prey upon humans and see us as food. Even lions don't see us necessarly as a walking steak but tigers and bears actually do because of those million of years of human hunting
Mostly opportunistic attack when they're really hungry but between a deer and a human i'm sure any big cats would go straight for the deer
What's really scary about polar bears and tigers is that they developped a taste for the human meat
he's mashing up the 'hunts humans' and 'humans humans opportunistically'. most animals that eat meat (and even some that usually don't) will eat humans if the opportunity presents itself. there are very few true 'man-eaters' that don't view us as any different than a seal and immediately initiate hunts. polar bears are one of the true ones but all other bears only eat people when desperate or when it's too easy to pass up. big cats can and do (rarely) hunt people; see
all of this animal predation talk and nobody brings up the only animals that are still professionally hunting humans every year in 2022. their kill counts are down now that their numbers are too and people have guns, but these units averaged ~1800 people per year between 1800 and 2009.
Polar bears are deceptively smart too. A friend of a friend works in a zoo and he says they always do things for the polar bears in groups of 3-4, because the bears are smart enough that they will try to corner the staff in the enclosure. Whether they want to kill/eat humans or if it's just fun for the bear to mess with them they don't know.
he lived up to his name
his name was bear shit?
Lol dumb frick ameriFRICKs
A Canadian would never do this. I remember at my brothers work (he’s a park ranger) when they found out about this story they all laughed
I bet when the bear was feasting on his bloated fat ridden arteries he squealed like an American pig
I wish I was there to see it
I heard his girlfriend died too which is even funnier
I heard that black bears can be friendly. Maybe these tards thought grizzlies would be the same.
you got it the other way around, black bears sometimes eat other bears
>t. grizzly
I like you though, I love all bears got to be my favourite animals
rent free
The legendary politeness of canadians people!
Most Americans think this guy was moronic. In fact most people in general think this guy was moronic. You're living in some weird bubble, probably explains why you're here.
I mean I dislike Americans as much as the next guy but this is too sick.
this post put a smile on my face, haha amerimutts sure are stupid
Chang eyes squinting to type out this post on his rgb keyboard
Inb4 Canadian says "sorry" for his mean post
Chinkoid detected
friendliest leaf
There is no difference between Americans and Canadians except for possibly people from Quebec.
It was a suicide.
He was supposed to go home for the fall, but at the airport a fat black woman TSA agent gave him a hard time and he basically said
>frick it, frick society, I'd rather die in nature than live in a clownworld Black person dystopia
Which I think is rather based
AAAHH IM SICK OF SOCIETY EAT ME GRIZZLY MAN
not based
Source?
Pretty much.
And now the weak men have created difficult times.
he was in the area at the wrong time too.
the bears he usually interacted with were not present
they were already naturally calm, when he encountered a normal bear he got fricking eaten.
imagine my shock.
he swore he would never hurt a bear and in his final moments he begged his girlfriend to hit it with a fricking frying pan
I will never forgive herzog for telling that woman to keep the recording secret. I'd give big money to hear that recording. Theres a few fakes around but its just not the same
You can find the original online easily. The frick is your problem?
Terminally moronic.
this is bait right?
Literally typed in bear grills death on youtube you chuckle fricks
fake
>thinks this is real
>doesnt even match up with the transcript or autopsy report
Gonna need the transcript senpai
This is fake.
You are not as intelligent as you seem to think you are.
Here's the (you) you're so desperate for. Don't spend it all in one place
You can find the fake one with stock bear sounds easily, the original was never released online
The bear was old, hungry and desperate.
They had no chance.
so was Tim's beard girlfriend.
You can just make your own recording of a bear killing you. Make sure you leave a note on the camcorder or whatever telling whoever finds it to upload it on the Internet. Or better yet just stream it
>leafcuck seething that americans can shoot grizzly bears while you have to let your girlfriend frick dogs
Imagine being mauled by a bear. Fricking horrifying, it must feel like you’re being toyed with and manhandled. Just a huge strong animal capable of ripping you to shreds, crushing and clawing you apart as it chews your soft flesh and tears out strips of your muscles. You try to hit it, try to gouge its eyes, no use. Its too big, too strong. And then you realize that your body has betrayed you—the very bones that keep your vitals safe ensure that you survive for a good while as the bear tortures you and eats you alive. The adrenaline and the shock keep you awake as it disembowels you and eats your guts.
Horror movie monsters dont have shit on a grizzly bear or polar bear. These frickers have been eating us for a million years and they’ll keep doing it too. Nightmarish creatures
Imagine not shoving your arm down its throat and choking it to death with your teeth
Could you imagine being such a pussy
shit would have went down differently if it was me that was attacked. nah ah. that shit dont fly with me.
I think I could probably kill a grizzly bear if given a spear or an axe or some shit
you'd get your shit pushed in. the weight difference is just too great. you'd have to land a one in a million strike into and behind their eye with that spear which is so much more difficult than any e-LARPer thinks. it would probably still thrash you to death before dying even if you landed that spear thrust/lob.
>event so monumentally rare they had to make a giant plaque about it
what is that supposed to prove? should i retract my statement and say bears are super easy to 1v1 in melee because *two* people ever might have done it without video evidence? it doesn't even mention how big the bear was. "grizzly" is just the subspecies of brown bear and no indicator of age or social role like "silverback" is in gorillas. the guy could have choked out a 200lb cub.
You seem very insecure anon. Are you afraid of bears?
You absolutely have no idea how dangerous spears actually are. The invention almost turned humanity into apex predators overnight.
Wasn't it that little lever dart throwy thing
and you're conflating a whole pack of caveBlack folk throwing multiple spears at one target after chasing it to exhaustion with one guy fighting a full stamina bear at a 600+ lb weight deficit. please, i beg you: go fight an adult brown bear with a spear and livestream it here. you'd be famous.
In the movie brother bear the dude just sticks his spear up when the bear jumps on top of him and it dies
It was a bunch of people using a bunch of spears at once and even then it was an ancient spear throwing technique that's not hard to learn but you don't know it, do you?
Good luck hitting a bear with a perfect OHK they have thick hide and fat and muscle and sometimes don't even go down in one rifle shot
did nogs invent spears or did we bring that invention to them? asking for a racist
>did nogs invent
no. i believee their only invention is vile shit like jenkem
>did nogs invent spears
>literally called 'spearchuckers'
Doesn't mean they invented them
They certainly never developed metalworking on their own
i hate Black folk as much as the next guy but you're moronic lol. why would metalworking be requried for spears? have you ever heard of stone tools or do you live in a mud hut without books like a Black person?
I don't hate black people
Are you wary of them?
Because you should be.
t. grew up and live around them.
You don't trust them. You're not supposed to feed them either but.. I break that rule sometimes.
You don't listen to them or let them guide you in terms of decisions of human matters. In other words, you ignore them, and govern responsibly and intelligently.. not based on say-so or emotions from a half-ape.
You posted a picture of one with a metal spear, you dumb Black person.
not the anon that posted it but are you suggesting that someone should build a time machine and travel back to caveBlack person times or breach international law by traveling to Sentinel Island to get an authentic photograph of an ancient spear in-use? nobody in the age of digital cameras is using stone tools unless they have to or want to for the lols.
What I wouldn’t give to napalm that island.
come on, they do have spears and bows; at least give them that
no, if they used spear or bow they got them from arabs or north africans and it was probably made from dried shit and human entrails
neither. spears are older than our species and got invented by proto-humans. paleontologists have found ~250,000 year old spears with carved and fire-hardened tips.
so even fricking monke had a spear yet nigs didnt? lol
Neither. Humanity inherited tool use and fire from our earlier ancestors. However, spears and domestication originate from the African continent but you couldnt get a racial distinction because it didnt/does not exist especially at that time. We're going so far back, blue eyes and light skin did not exist yet.
>lue eyes and light skin did not exist yet.
nah you are lying. n one has any idea wht their skin and eye clor was. just like the fricking cheddar man 100k years later
Now I know you're a highschool dropout. Skin variants didn't come into practice until few thousand years ago. Humans through most of our history have been darker skinned because it turns out that giant radioactive fusion ball in sky the has a tendency cook you alive or give you nasty cancer. Especially in flat plains and savannahs. Even our jungle dwelling relatives have a hue
there is no source for that you dumn Black person except theories, no one can definetly prove one way or the other
But we know that ancient humans killed bears with sticks
>be me
>try to look this up for more info
>#2 search result in google is pic related
i shouldn't be surprised given the site but jesus christ.
Its not impossible that Dale stood up, wounded and battered to go to the warm welcoming paws of that bears wife and cucked that fuzzy frick from the grave.
I'm 80% sure this is bait to try to get (you's) for having an algo geared to cuckoldry
Do you really think the only vulnerable part on an animal is the eye?
post video of your hand-to-hand bear kill
It’s not the death star or some shit it’s got a heart and lungs and other paths to the brain
>Captcha: PP ART
i thought i was talking to a LARP Black person but you must be an actual moron. do you know where the heart and lungs are on an animal that walks on four legs? were you planning to spear it in the sides or belly while it's roundhouse kicking you like in one of your animes?
Black person what are you talking about? The location of the chest cavity is basic anatomy, and all you have to do is drive a sharp object into it to cause serious damage. Bears stand on their hind legs to attack. It’s not rocket science.
>Bears stand on their hind legs to attack.
lmao. why dig your heels in when you obviously have no clue what you're talking about? it's so easy to verify that as false it's unreal. bears stand up on two legs to intimidate threats and rivals (e.g. other bears or people/animals they want to frick off without conflict). you can verify this by watching literally any video of a bear hunting anything that's ever been made, or by thinking for all of 5 seconds about how a standing bear plans to bite a human with it's head lifted ~7-9ft off the ground. last (you) you'll get from me.
>bear stands up
>I heem it
Simple as
You absolutely could not.
I usually laugh at Americans who think they need to take guns into the woods at all times, but you absolutely need a firearm or a lot of friends to have a good chance at killing a grizzly.
This guy does it all the time. Even uses a blowgun to kill one
Lying sack of shit, human teeth are t getting through the bears fur and skin deep enough to hit veins.
>doesnt know what pinch means
Learn some english Black person
Also, the bear in this case had dull teeth because it was old as frick. It ate him through sheer determination.
it was probably the last time he got to eat fruit.
Underrated
is there a worse animal to be killed by? at least Lions will snap your neck
pack of wolves or any small to medium sized mammal (chimpanzees, hyenas, coyotes, spotted dogs, etc) would be worse if you managed to get into a fricked enough situation for them to eat you. they also don't go for killing blows and have a preference for attacking and eating the genitals first.
Packs of wild dogs are scary as frick
Chimps, crocodiles if the initial bite isn't a killing blow
>NOOO!!! THIS DOGGOS FUR IS BIT UNKEMPT!!! I AMM GOING INSANE!!!! SAVE ME JOE BIDE!!!
I'd pay money to watch you try to fend off four hungry medium to large dogs. Even two dogs can probably be bad news if you make one wrong move.
b***h i am professional dog fighter and my record is 7. and i could ave done 8 but i pulled a muscle
The average person has never fought even one.
it comes naturaly. like riding a bike.
Unironically humans what are you asking moron?
not that anon but it's pretty obvious from the context of the conversation and the post itself that he meant non-human animals. maybe it's time to take the test?
https://www.clinical-partners.co.uk/for-adults/autism-and-aspergers/adult-autism-test
Sharks.
>inb4 you sharkhomosexuals bawl about how it's statistically improbable
It's every bit as bad as being eaten by a bear but at the same time you'd be drowning.
at least the drowning would end you quick, there's no quick way out with a bear
there's a reason California settlers immediately killed every Grizzly/brown bear and all that's left are pussy black bears that spook easy
I think knowing how to hunt is a useful skill to have, but whenever I watch hunting videos I realize I would feel awful if I ever killed an animal
Nah you stay alive longer with a bear, a shark bites you then fricks off, usually
I agree. At least with the bear, I feel like you have some hope of running or fighting it off with a gun or bear spray. You aren't going to outswim a shark and most encounters involve not having any weapon at all.
>he doesn’t swim with a knife strapped to his leg
I don't swim in the fricking ocean at all.
Against a bear, you have guns. Against a shark, you've maybe got a knife strapped to your leg which, hopefully, will not be the leg the shark bites. Then you have to have the presence of mind to go for it after getting ambushed and smashed into by a 1,000 lbs. of fish going about 25 mph.
Chimpanzees will actively try to cause as much pain as possible to you including ripping off your dick and eating your eyes before killing you (if they even do that before you die from shock or blood loss).
Somewhat related - do people die quickly from alligator and crocodile attacks? Shark attacks are usually quick since they're mostly ambush predators - I'm not as familiar with crocs other then the death roll which seem terrifying.
Probably something like a komodo dragon
yeah im gonna go with komodo dragon.
Jesus Christ
Grey "aliens".
What they do to you, it's the pain that kills you.
You think they only mutilate cattle?
They are the worst.
>>>/x/
okay cool go back thanks
Make me, homosexual.
Honestly I like to think that the pain would go away as adrenaline and your body's natural painkillers kick in.
You'd just slowly start passing out.
Have you ever seen animals get caught by prey? They kinda just shut down and give up unless they're really close to escaping. Its fascinating.
Read the description of the grizzly man audio it's very clear it doesn't just stop hurting, dude was screaming the whole time being eaten and dragged off
what a b***h
I doubt it would've hurt that bad. What was making him scream and cry was probably the fact that he was getting fricking eaten by a bear.
The fact that he could still speak to his girlfriend means that he was obviously not in that immense pain.
It's like when you bump your arm on something and say "ow" even though it doesn't hurt but x1000
>I doubt it would've hurt that bad.
>What was making him scream and cry was probably the fact that he was getting fricking eaten by a bear.
???
You'd scream and cry if you were being eaten regardless of if you felt pain or not.
Like people who pass out at the sight of their own blood even if they aren't in pain.
huh, so all of those people that scream while on fire are really just loudly lamenting the life choices that brought them to that point before the fire. interdasting.
It definitely hurts because getting your bones crushed hurts but I think it’s more of a fear superseding the pain situation when you’re being attacked
It’s scary
>eat you alive ass first
>I doubt it would've hurt that bad.
>What was making him scream and cry was probably the fact that he was getting fricking eaten by a bear.
dude
deer might shut down like that but i've seen multiple videos of people being eaten alive by animals and they never once seemed to stop thrashing until they were beyond fricked. pain doesn't stop until consciousness does.
link?
>Honestly I like to think that the pain would go away as adrenaline and your body's natural painkillers kick in.
Doesn't work like that, unfortunately. Best you can hope for is to go into mental shock and feel yourself "separated" from the event transpiring.
Adrenaline doesn't really make the pain go away. It's not morphine.
It's just a boost of energy.. so instead of laying there and crying like a b***h, you're going to want to get up and run.. while crying like a b***h.
You feel everything.
Sorry to ruin the fairy tales your daddy told you.. but dying fricking hurts like hell.
im not scared of dying in the sense that I don't fear being dead, but the actual act of dying is going to suck a lot of ass
Yeah.. I get what you're saying.
I've had the misfortune of being close to it a couple of times.
When I knew it was coming I neither feared the process or the act of dying.
I felt resolute and accepted it.
But when that process set in, pain was cranked up past 10.. the knob broke off. I felt everything, then divine intervention happened and any notion of atheism banished forever.
But yeah. Painful stuff, adrenaline might make your body strong in those final throws but that's about it.
I’ve unintentionally had my arm sliced to the bone and severed some blood vessels and the pain never set in I was just scared of dying the whole time, but I’ve also had my femur crushed and that hurt like a b***h. The point being I think method of death plays a factor.
I know it's cool to be contrarian in your age but what you said is simply wrong. Shock and adrenaline DO cancel or at least heavily blunt the pain so that people often don't realize how heavily they are injured.
They are literally thousands of testimonials on this and well understood neurochemical mechanisms.
Nope.. just telling you based on experience.
Here's a follow up post:
There are always exceptions to the rule. But the absence of pain during moments of shock is an incredibly well documented and common phenomena.
There's no exceptions. Adrenaline isn't morphine.
I've had both.
Adrenaline doesn't take away the pain.
Morphine takes away the pain.
I like how people think there's mechanisms to make horrific deaths less painful. There's no reason for this to have evolved. Gruesome deaths are gruesome, you go out in a terrifying way that will shatter your humanity and replace it with pure terror until you die.
That depends on the character of the person.
If they're a frightful person, they're gonna go out screaming and wailing.
If they're not about that BS they'll realize their body is a giant open wound.. and know they have to do something to save themselves. They'll put the intense feeling of pain aside, they'll prioritize everything that's going on.
Screaming like a scalded bawd won't alleviate the pain so they'll try to crawl or pull themselves out of the situation.
Adrenaline won't help lad.
Bear mace or a higher caliber gun is what you need and if it's charging you it wont help much at all.
You better be wearing chainmail around your torso so it's confined to chew on your extremities and you can swing a knife at its eyes and mouth (the fur would be very hard to effectively cut through to get a meaningful blow in).
Exactly blows my mind north american morons go hiking anywhere near these death machines, i think they lack the imagination to realize how horrible it will be
I remember reading a story where a research team stationed somewhere in the arctic doing science shit and one of the crew busted his foot really bad. Apparently a polar bear caught the scent of the blood from the guy’s wound and it stalked them all the way back to their station. Scary stuff.
I think about this while hunting. Them and mountain lions are what I worry about in the national forests.
where the frick is that coming from, schizo. I didn't do shit but ask a question.
He's an asian male redditor.
thats called being in the drivers seat you envious frickhead.
>The couple's mangled remains were discovered quickly upon investigation. Treadwell's disfigured head, partial spine, and right forearm and hand, with his wristwatch still on, were recovered a short distance from the camp. Huguenard's partial remains were found next to the torn and collapsed tents, partially buried in a mound of twigs and dirt. A large male bear (tagged Bear 141) protecting the campsite was killed by park rangers during their attempt to retrieve the bodies. A second adolescent bear was also killed a short time later, when it charged the park rangers. An on-site necropsy of Bear 141 revealed human body parts such as fingers and limbs. The younger bear was consumed by other animals before it could be necropsied.[14] In the 85-year history of Katmai National Park, this was the first known incident of a person being killed by a bear.
to be honest I feel a lot worse for the girlfriend. She probably trusted him to protect her, he got killed, and the bear came back for her later.
Dropped off by a plane, out in the wilderness. She would've seen the bear coming back, moving towards her. She probably tried to hide in the tent, or maybe run. Didnt work though
>go into bear country
>during that time of the season
>with no weapons or comms
She was just as moronic as he was. If your friend told you to go camping with grizzlies with no weapons you would say yes?
well no but she probably got swept up in the celebrity he had. He was on Letterman at one point I thought? It would be like Steve Irwin telling you not to worry. If you were some star struck young girl you could easily say yes. Irwin got what he deserved as well, same mentality of "protecting nature" but actually just fricking around with it to feel special
She was 38.
The reason the Irwin video will never be released is it shows him take the ray fully out of the water and use it like a guitar. His last words are said to be "Hey, look at me, I am stevie ray irwin" before miming the song you give love a bad name by Bon Jovi. It is at the slide part where he loses his grip and is stung.
steve was sodomizing the stringray
Checks out
Seems legit.
>ripe old age
Dude I am diving down the rabbit hole. List of fatal bear attacks on Wikipedia
Some of these are fricking kino:
>Uptain, a guide for Martin Outfitters, was cleaning an elk that he and his client Corey Chubon had shot when the bear attacked. The bear was a sow with a 1½-year-old male cub.[51] The hunter and his guide were dressing an elk carcass and had left a canister of bear spray and a Glock 20 pistol out of reach. As the bear attacked, Chubon, unfamiliar with the operation of a Glock pistol, was unable to fire and attempted to throw it at Uptain who failed to catch it. The bear turned on Uptain. Chubon fled with injuries as the bear attacked Uptain. After staggering 50 yards (46 m) uphill from the dead elk, Uptain was killed by the mother and possibly by the cub as well. The bears were shot and killed by Wyoming Fish and Game officials.
There was one where a soldier got dragged away from his squad and eaten, an 85 year old woman who fed bears despite being told not to was eaten, a rich guy who kept exotic pets + let rich eccentric clients wrestle his bear was eaten by the same bear, the list goes on and on.
such a brutal way to die. I mean sometimes you are sat on your sofa watching tv and think, "if it wasn't for these walls and electricity and stuff, I'd be literally fighting for my life on a daily basis"
bears are fricked because they just hold you down and start consuming you. Fricking christ at least big cats have the decency to pinch your neck until you die before they start digging in.
>can't figure out how to shoot a fricking glock, runs away and lives while friend gets eaten alive
what a fricking shitheel lol
>Wyoming Fish and Game officials
>Chubon, unfamiliar with the operation of a Glock pistol, was unable to fire and attempted to throw it at Uptain who failed to catch it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
glocks literally dont have a conventional safety, you just pull the trigger. how did this moron frick it up?
You underestimate noguns morons
>your guide gets brutally and painfully mauled to death because you're such an absolute mental midget that you can't operate one of the easiest guns to load and fire
I hope remembers that for the rest of his life
I will never fricking go camping or enter the wilderness in general
Bear stories have just about ruined Alaskan camping for me. Multiple guns and bear spray in the tent, still too anxious to fall asleep
i'm too much of a pussy to camp anywhere that has brown bears in general. i had a sketchy run-in with a black bear that decided to stalk me and i remember feeling so lucky that it wasn't a brown bear after all was said and done. i spooked it by throwing rocks and made a fricking bunker of brambles and pointy sticks around my tent that night without sleeping a wink.
Good thing there's no bears or snakes where I live. The most dangerous thing is wild hogs.
>Good thing there's no bears or snakes where I live. The most dangerous thing is wild hogs.
those pigs are probably more dangerous than bears
Use explosives, God gave us the brains to make them and it won't be the government that will tell me that I can't use them when a bear is at me trying to eat my face.
Another one from 2020
>Blais was communicating with her father from a satellite phone while camping with her two children and husband at a family cabin on McKie Lake when the bear attacked her. Her husband, Curtis, was inside the cabin's kitchen 98 feet (30 m) away. The investigation showed the attack was unprovoked and predatory in nature. Curtis subsequently sprayed the bear with pepper spray, but this only aggravated the bear. He grabbed a gun and shot it twice, killing the bear.
Imagine, your wife is getting mauled alive and you decide to use non-lethal force having the option of using a gun and save her. He just made the bear angrier with his meme spray lmao.
this one is the best
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sankebetsu_brown_bear_incident
>bear attacks village
>they recruit a retired bear hunter
>Ōkawa Haruyoshi, who was seven years old and the son of the Sankebetsu village mayor at the time of the incident, grew up to become a prolific bear hunter. He swore an oath to kill ten bears for every victim of the attack. By the time he reached the age of 62, he had killed 102 bears
i wonder what it's like to have a kino IRL origin story?
Now thats a movie
I’m shocked someone hasn’t made one yet, it could be so kino
Kino
FEER MY STEER
>Toshiro Mifune is...The Bear Hunter
>none in the chamber
Honestly, people who have never been instructed about handguns wouldn't know what to do with their semi auto in the face of death.
Imagine not knowing how to use a Glock lmao maybe the easiest semi auto handgun to have and that douche couldn’t manage it.
His friend got the wristwatch back in the documentary.
What kind of piece was he wearing?
>2 bears died to retrieve some flesh and bones
Bravo humanity.
Assuming you're not being stupid on purpose, animals that show predatory behavior toward humans are always shot if possible in the US.
>animals that show predatory behavior toward humans
Of course they do, they're animals. Do americans really think they live in a disney movie?
Majority of animals, especially predators avoid humans for various reasons. If they begin to actively prey on humans that's a pretty big problem. See the American Wolf population.
Also 1/10
>oh no i went outside and now im being mauled by a bear
>why would he do this?
>If they begin to actively prey on humans that's a pretty big problem. See the American Wolf population.
Wait? We're wolves actually a danger to people back then? Those frickers would be worse than a bear since they swarm you
A physically fit human male could kill a single wolf if they're willing to lose an arm over it. They clamp down and hold, they don't have a counter for gouging their eyes out and crushing their ribcage.
Alternatively, you shoot them because you're an American who carries a protective firearm where dangerous predators live. I have no answer for Europeans because they barely qualify as people.
I'm doubting a person could solo a wolf, anon...
That, is why you fail.
>I'm doubting a person could solo a wolf, anon...
Well you outed yourself as a European peasant. Any other questions for people who don't have to fistfight wildlife because of their cuck governments?
>be American
>get limbs mauled by bear
>somehow survive
>now in 100k debt
because you are b***h. wolves are cucks and adult man can hth 3 minimum. or at least you would be if you were not a soi filled b***h
There are historical reports of people doing that all the time. Often with agricultural tools.
>In the spring of 1765, in the midst of the Gévaudan hysteria, an unrelated series of attacks occurred near the commune of Soissons, northeast of Paris, when an individual wolf killed at least four people over a period of two days before being tracked and killed by a man armed with a pitchfork.[17]
I'm pretty sure I could take a wolf.
Not sure about the US but wolves in general can be a big problem when they cease seeing you as a threat. We've gotten very good at killing but the moment that stops we run into issues with other apex predators. Which is why if they begin hunting people, they're put down as a reminder.
they're still a danger today under the right circumstances. if you're alone on a winter night with them and don't have something on your person to make them frick off like a flare, torch, or a gun, a large or hungry enough pack will 100% frick your shit up. they just don't hunt people unless it's very easy (kids, elderly, injured) or they're very desperate.
>blind your entire family
Nothing personal you wolf Black person
Then maybe stay away from the place, you frickin' wankers.
Any animals that forget who the apex predator is on planet Earth receives a swift and immediate reminder.
Just ask all the mega-fauna early man drove to extinction every time humanity moved in to their territory.
Man isn't the apex predator.
There are more advanced beings than man picking humans off every year.
If only you knew.
>A large male bear (tagged Bear 141) protecting the campsite was killed
Why? Why didn't they hypnotise it?
pretty sure once a bear and other animals kill a human you basically gotta put them down because they've now learned people can be eaten and are more likely to attack other people
>Because you frick everything up for everyone around you
Yes.
Impotent seething Canucks are always funny. They hate themselves that they aren’t European or American.
I could never get over how sheepish people are when this movie came out and everyone was talking about how stupid he was and then they turn around and call people Steve Irwin heroes. It's the same thing.
>but he thought they were his friends
No he didn't, he always kept a distance. There's plenty of videos with closer contact with bears than anything in that movie.
half the movie is him being misanthropic and projecting romantic fantasies onto wild animals. stop pretending you dont "get" it.
>he always kept a distance
no, keeping your distance is not being dropped off by airplane in an inaccessible tundra known for being heavily populated with fricking bears
dont believe the media bias. A LOT of people feel that Irwin was a clown and dangerous, even before he was killed.
He was clearly fricking with that Sting Ray to the point that it felt scared and threatened.
And don't gt me started on the people who then went out to deliberately kill Sting Rays as revenge after he died
Every single person you ever encounter either in usa, australia or online, thinks steve irwin was a goofy clown. but we all think that out there somewhere is this large group of people who loved him...
>While swimming in chest-deep water, Irwin """approached""" a short-tail stingray, with an approximate span of two metres (6.5 ft), from the rear, in order to film it swimming away.
>The stingray """suddenly""" propped on its front and started stabbing Irwin wildly with its tail.
See, I read this and just immediately think it's made up. The language and stuff. An animal like that doesn't just attack for a laugh, it's a waste of energy.
Say what you want, but Steve Irwin died as he lived. With animals in his heart.
>ome of these are fricking kino:
>Uptain, a guide for Martin Outfitters, was cleaning an elk that he and his client Corey Chubon had shot when the bear attacked. The bear was a sow with a 1½-year-old male cub.[51] The hunter and his guide were dressing an elk carcass and had left a canister of bear spray and a Glock 20 pistol out of reach. As the bear attacked, Chubon, unfamiliar with the operation of a Glock pistol, was unable to fire and attempted to throw it at Uptain who failed to catch it. The bear turned on Uptain. Chubon fled with injuries as the bear attacked Uptain. After staggering 50 yards (46 m) uphill from the dead elk, Uptain was killed by the mother and possibly by the cub as well.
This reads like a looney toons episode
i thought it said he threw the gun at the BEAR for a moment when reading this
>bring guns to defend yourself
>"should we learn how they work?"
>nah
It's extra hilarious because glocks only have a trigger safety, meaning that all he had to do was point the fricking thing at the bear and pull the trigger. Unless the guide didn't keep one in the chamber like a moron
>didn't keep one in the chamber
probably this, wouldn't surprise me at all if it was some dumbfrick iLl HaVe PlEnTy oF TiMe tO cHaMbEr a rOuNd fudd
but what if someone accidently pulled the trigger (like your nogunz moron friend on a hunting trip with you)
>nogunz
>friend
im a bit more discriminating when it comes to friends
i would especially be when it comes to hunting in bear country
>The audio portion of this video tape lasts roughly 6 minutes. During this period, Tim’s cries and pleadings can be heard for two-thirds of that time. He did not die quickly, unlike some traumatic death victims who were lucky enough to drift off into a shock induced dream state. Tim was obviously very aware and struggling desperately to survive during the last moments of his life.
>Unlike what is portrayed in the movies, the bear is nearly silent. Only low growls and periodic grunts are heard which only adds to the horror of the scene. Sounds of the bear dragging Tim off, and the fading sounds of his scream’s indicate that Tim is being pulled and dragged into the brush and away from camp.
>As the tape comes to an end, the sounds of Amie’s high-pitched screams rise to a new level, much like what has been described as “the sound of a predator call used by hunters to produce the distress cries of a small wounded animal which often attracts bears”. Biologist Larry Van Daele, for the Alaska Department of Fish and Game theorizes that Amie’s screams “may have prompted the bear to return and kill her.” ( Van Daele 2004 )
How long do you think she survived after he died?
Okay, assuming they survived the encounter where the frick are they going in the middle of the night with no weapons and completely surrounded by hungry bears?
They have to attempt to fight back with the remaining capacity of their torn, ruined limbs.
>As the tape comes to an end, the sounds of Amie’s high-pitched screams rise to a new level, much like what has been described as “the sound of a predator call used by hunters to produce the distress cries of a small wounded animal which often attracts bears”. >Biologist Larry Van Daele, for the Alaska Department of Fish and Game theorizes that Amie’s screams “may have prompted the bear to return and kill her.” ( Van Daele 2004 )
Well gee golly thank god we have a biologist to explain this to us.
>AHHHHHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG
>A 25-year-old healthy male grizzly bear broke into a home and chased the victim and her husband outside. The bear pursued and attacked Ms. Huber. Her husband, Matthias Liniger, shot at the bear and killed it, with the possibility that one of the bullets killed the victim.
Chad move killing his wife before the bear could.
What level of delusion do you need to be on to head into bear country unarmed?
>Unstable butthole keeps going into the woods getting up close with bears
>Puts every ranger in the area on high alert all the time because some random butthole fricking with bears is definitely going to need to be rescued at some point
>Generally bears don't like to kill people, they mostly ignore him, unstable butthole assumes this is because of some sort of magical kinship with the bears
>Conditions these bears to get close to him, he's living there for months so no way they are not getting at his scraps
>Despite doing zero things to protect or support the bears, unstable butthole assumes just by being there and filming himself, he can do endless retakes on his 'i'm a magic bear guy' schtick
>Decides to bring girls to show off how fricking badass he is, takes zero precautions including non lethal bear mace
>Surprise, bears fricking kill him and the girl because he was fricking with the bears and had open containers of snacks during bear fattening season, totally drops mystical connection begging girlfriend to bash in the bear's skull with a frying pan
>Rangers kill a bunch of bears that didn't need to get shot recovering unstable butthole's body
Seriously frick this guy, this documentary is just about some narcissist psychopath that wanted to show off, trying to convince people to go up to bears and frick with them like he did. Got a bunch of bears killed, probably got more bears and people killed later by teaching these giant bears not to be wary of people. Thank goodness he was killed by bears and nothing else, otherwise a bunch of buttholes would be wandering into the woods freaking out bears when they're just trying to privately store fat for winter.
>Rangers kill a bunch of bears that didn't need to get shot recovering unstable butthole's body
Those bears devoured human flesh and thus became man-eaters. They had to be brought down for the safety of future visitors to the park.
>Those bears devoured human flesh and thus became man-eaters. They had to be brought down for the safety of future visitors to the park.
Why would that be a problem if people just don't go to the place with all the 1000 lbs bears.
Bears that learn how easy to kill and tasty humans are often agressively seek out other human prey by encroaching into houses and settlements.
Nah. They're just looking for human junk food. Bears love sweets, those are the ones who break into houses.
If they wanted humans they wouldn't break into any house. They'd just wait and ambush them on the sidewalk.
I think bears see humans as unclean and not something on their diet.
Like how people see vermin, only edible in times of starvation.
cool theory based on your gut feelings and estrogen but none of that is accurate.
I'm just good at reading animals. You think they aren't clever but they can sneak around all over your smelly ass and not raise any alarms.
They can surveil you multiple times over.. they don't need to break down your front door to take a stinking human.
But they do need to break down a door to get at their peanut butter and doritos.
There are rangers in the area, and bears can migrate.
>The shot of the bear's eye as Herzog explains it has no empathy or rational beyond eating and is utterly soulless
Kino
Read about the bear spree killer in Japan way back when, it's grotesque kino
>Guys some women and children at home to go hunt the bear
>Bear attacks the home and slaughters those within
>Pregnant woman begging for the bear not to kill her baby as it rips her open to get the fetus
>Neighbors too afraid to intervene because by the sounds they thought it was a demon attacking
Sankebetsu brown bear incident
I thought bear in Japan were fricking small and we’re not a threat to a grown up man
they only small bears are in mainland asia (sloth bears, sun bears). japan has pretty standard brown bears and black bears. smaller than their alaskan cousins because of diet and habitat but still big brown bears.
The black bears are the shorter ones. They are not exactly harmless often causing disfigurement or partial blindness in people getting too close to them when mushroom hunting but they rarely if ever cause fatalities.
But the Ussuri brown bears in the north of Hokkaido are outright deadly like any brown bear.
black bears are pussies 99% of the time but the scary thing about them is that the other 1% are specifically attempts at predation. almost all black bear attacks are the result of them trying to stalk and kill a person whereas most brown bear attacks are territorial or a defense-response (startled bear).
Averager QC vs Black bear
Do contrarians ever get tired of being wrong? or do they just die before learning their lesson?
>hurr pibbles are just misunderstood!
>muslims are a religion of peace!
>i can fix black men!
@174598205
If Werner had of included the death audio people would be calling Grizzly Man the greatest documentary ever made. I met him once, he was a bit of a dick.
People are cowards and can't cope with a man choosing his life to the last consequence. Most gays talking about Treadwell will die from falling down the stairs or something lmao
Cant believe I never thought about the crossover insecurity between being an asian boy in the west AND canadian, sounds like the most insecure demographic on the planet.
Alaska is like a stupid people filter.
People go there with no idea what life is like devoid of civilization.
You will either get eaten or starve to death if you go into the bush without having your shit wired tight. And even if you actually have common sense and intelligence, it still might happen because nature absolutely does not give a frick.
Humans are meant to be preyed upon. Our stupid pattern recognition gene was a fluke, we’re not supposed to be the dominators of the earth.
Idk bro we kinda got "Greatest Species of All Time" 200,000 years into this gig it kinda seems like we were built for this
white people are fricking moronic I have 0 (zero) sympathy for these clowns
Anyone else see that episode of "I shouldn't be alive" about the black bear in that national park that attacked a mother and her son. And killed someone that came to help them, and killed another person that came to help them, and killed another person that came to help them, and killed another person that came to help them. That episode was crazy.
It's like Falling Down: Bear edition. That bear had a bad day.
Reminder that there is no greater indication of a low IQ than someone who watches a film like this or Into The Wild and has zero emotional attachment because they thought the main character was dumb
The couple's mangled remains were discovered quickly upon investigation. Treadwell's disfigured head, partial spine, and right forearm and hand, with his wristwatch still on, were recovered a short distance from the camp. Huguenard's partial remains were found next to the torn and collapsed tents, partially buried in a mound of twigs and dirt. A large male bear (tagged Bear 141) protecting the campsite was killed by park rangers during their attempt to retrieve the bodies. A second adolescent bear was also killed a short time later, when it charged the park rangers. An on-site necropsy of Bear 141 revealed human body parts such as fingers and limbs. The younger bear was consumed by other animals before it could be necropsied.[14] In the 85-year history of Katmai National Park, this was the first known incident of a person being killed by a bear
More bear attack kino
I hate bears so much. They are so OP that they rarely bother to to kill you before they just start to eat you at their own leisurely pace.
Okay Cinemaphile you all talk big shit but what's the biggest/baddest animal you have already taken in a fight?
>2 water moccasins swam to me in a lake once, threw big rocks at them and killed em
>farm cow charged me but pussied out, the weight was terrifying and he could've fricked me up if he wanted but you can't let them know that
i was black bear anon above so i guess that. not a fight, though, just made it question whether it wanted to keep waiting for an opening to eat me or receive another rock to the forehead.
my arm got mauled by a shitbull, wasnt pleasant
I've crushed some ants in the past
>I've crushed some ants in the past
holy shit. did your sensai give you permission to go... all out?
Thats the thing about cows, they can definitely kill you but they don't know it.
You can scare the living hell out of them by just yelling loudly
Yeah for sure and it can arise in different circumstances too. For example you treat it like a dog, let it play with you as a calf, sleep with it, etc and it will still do that behavior as an adult when the weight can kill you. That's why you can't really treat em as a pet
Surely they must have some awareness of their size. Otherwise they would crush their own calves all the time
I beat up a Turkroach
I was nearly mauled by a water buffalo in Egypt once. My dumb ass wanted to pet it like a cow. I have a picture of the moment right before it lunged and I jumped and ran for my life too. Goddamn I was fricking dumb.
I thought water buffalo were pretty friendly to humans
Turns in in Egyptian villages people don't really tame their animals, they mostly beat them. The local cows were pretty aggressive too.
In my defense I am Dutch and in my country our cattle are treated like pets and they're all docile and used to pettings. This is why it's important to travel and learn. Or die when an animal succesfully mauls you, either way.
kek, i always wondered what kind of moron it would take to walk up to a large animal and try to pet it but, to my continuing disappointment in the human species, it's very common.
>parent smiling like his stupid son didn't almost get killed
Id do it. Just a big cow innit
a big cow that knows it's big and isn't afraid to charge. they're extraordinarily patient with normalgay morons despite their temperament, though, so odds are you'd be okay unless you REALLY pushed it.
What an aggressive bison! I hope they killed it and its entire herd for the safety of fat Yankee visitors and asiatic tourists.
killed a chicken to consume
was not fun scalding it in water
I accidentally killed a chicken when I was little and I smacked a alligator in the head with a 2 by 4 when I lived near a river.
>golden retreiver attacked 7 year old me in Wyoming because it was territorial over a playset
Was growling and trying to bite me as I was pinned on my back. I unironically said "judo chop" as I hit it off of me, like Austin powers. I had armor on thankfully snow clothes. I felt bad, but the lady whose house I was staying at had said that dog attacked their daughters and they even offered to show me the scars they had from that dog.
>be in Hawaii in high school for vacation, Kauai specifically
>paddling up the Weialua river
>tons of cows and bulls along the river
>park kayak on side of river
>walk through the tall bladed grass to get close to cows
>grass is really tall, where are the cows??
>spook cows and hear the deep thuds of something running towards me through the grass
I ran through that darn bladed grass and LEAPED back onto that kayak. I kid you not a bull or cow was right at the river's edge when I turned around on the kayak in the water. Had a good laugh with the family but too spooky lol.
>few years back walking at the park
>see Prius trying to run over rattle snake in road
>largest rattle snake I've seen with dark colors and greenish pattern on back
>Prius trying to run it over in the street
>driver misses 3 times then drives off
>I grab a wooden fence post on the wayside and start fighting it
>as it's snaking around the ground looking at me I take a swing
>miss
>swing again as it's pissed off and rattling now
>hit it and it spirals around like crazy
>starts coming at me
>thrust the bottom of the fence post on its head and crush it like a used cigarette in an ash tray
I like the skin so much I hid the body the storm drain then drove back the next day with a trash bag to skin it. Still have the skin and haven't seen another one that size or color.
Don't mess around with rattle snakes tho anons, it's dangerous and I was a bit younger.
If you like bear attack kino I recommend Backcountry!
I like this movie although iirc it paints the boyfriend as much dumber than he was in the real case.
Are we ever gonna get the video of his death or is it the ultimate lost media?
Werner Herzog is keeping it to himself and jerk offs while listening to the audio
Herzog refuses to release it (he surely has a copy), told the lady who's holding the original to destroy it.
You know he did this just to frick with people. He looks like the type that would do shit just to under your skin.
>closet trannie wants to be a celebrity because narcissism and mental illness
>after failing repeatedly at various t.v. auditions, somehow finds himself out in the woods with a bunch of bears and a camcorder
>thinks he's going to be the next Steve Irwin
>he was right
>ANNE,
just started marathoning this kino and her name is amie. not anne.
the bears only tolerated him cause he'd come during the salmon season when they were all too busy gorging to even notice him
he kept staying longer and longer after the salmon supplies dried up and pushing his luck so inevitably he was going to get eaten by them
all of this animal predation talk and nobody brings up the only animals that are still professionally hunting humans every year in 2022. their kill counts are down now that their numbers are too and people have guns, but these units averaged ~1800 people per year between 1800 and 2009.
Man-eating tigers are rare. Only very old or injured do it.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man-Eaters_of_Kumaon?wprov=sfla1
Also indian people are literally moronic
>indian
>people
The tiger knew the elephant was just a big fricking goy being controlled by the filthy wh*te n___er safari guide.
this dude was a chrischan-tier lolcow before lolcows really existed
Is it true all American boys get sent to the wild to kill a bear as a rite of manhood like Leonidas in 300?
that's russians. americans learn to fly with the bald eagles when they come of age.
Are black bears actually dangerous?
Brown bear and grizzlies are fricking huge and fat but a black bear doesn’t seems like much of a threat
They are still potentially very dangerous but they are also very skittish and will usually run away from almost anything, even very small dogs.
an adult male black bear can weigh up to 650lbs. the only reason they aren't thought of as dangerous is their skittish disposition. they're absolutely dangerous in the extremely rare situations that they commit to an attack.
>In France a few weeks ago
>Over 170 goats were found dead killed by a brown bear
>While they were out for the grazing season in the pyrenean mountains, the herd encountered a massive bear
>the farmer found all of his goats at the bottom of a clif after the bear got them to a point where they had no where to run and they all jumped to their death
holy fricking kino
https://france3-regions.francetvinfo.fr/occitanie/ariege/foix/ours-des-pyrenees-170-brebis-retrouvees-mortes-en-ariege-la-presidente-du-departement-accuse-un-etat-sourd-aux-appels-a-l-aide-2612244.html
classic. pretty sure polar bears still do this to walruses, too.
It just keeps happening.
>Americans cant fight off a bear
lol. lmao.
>ah frick c**t bit warm out here
why are koala so stupid
Australia has very little dangerous wildlife so they evolved to be lethargic
Why do hunters go hunting with automatic guns? Wouldn't that help? Your aim doesn't have to be good, just unload the magazine in general direction of animal.
There is something very scary about bears and mostly polar bears
They're one of the animals on earth that prey upon humans and see us as food. Even lions don't see us necessarly as a walking steak but tigers and bears actually do because of those million of years of human hunting
Don't big cats hunt people too?
Not really, not if they have a choice. There's some incidents with mountain lions jumping runners/cyclists (very based).
Mostly opportunistic attack when they're really hungry but between a deer and a human i'm sure any big cats would go straight for the deer
What's really scary about polar bears and tigers is that they developped a taste for the human meat
don't think polar bears necessarily hunt humans as much as they will just hunt anything that moves and that will include humans if it encounters one
he's mashing up the 'hunts humans' and 'humans humans opportunistically'. most animals that eat meat (and even some that usually don't) will eat humans if the opportunity presents itself. there are very few true 'man-eaters' that don't view us as any different than a seal and immediately initiate hunts. polar bears are one of the true ones but all other bears only eat people when desperate or when it's too easy to pass up. big cats can and do (rarely) hunt people; see
Polar bears are deceptively smart too. A friend of a friend works in a zoo and he says they always do things for the polar bears in groups of 3-4, because the bears are smart enough that they will try to corner the staff in the enclosure. Whether they want to kill/eat humans or if it's just fun for the bear to mess with them they don't know.
RELEASE THE MURDER CUT