>Ahh.. real coffee
>just came from West Africa where they literally grow fresh coffee
Did they ever explain this plot hole?
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>Ahh..
>Ahh.. real coffee
>just came from West Africa where they literally grow fresh coffee
Did they ever explain this plot hole?
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He was too busy fricking those chocolate babes.
as if he would ever cheat on his love
Yeah. Love for chocolate babes.
thats what he calls his sisters dicky
>I don't need you to tell me how fricking good my dicky is, okay?
That c**ts IRL father is scifi and horror legend Jeffrey Combs.
The Re-Animator?
Yep.
I live only to serve the Folger's
>I live only to serve the Folger's
Haha
They should not have picked a pair of actors with such strongly sexual chemistry. What were they thinking?
She cute
Was she in anything else or did this kill her career?
You ever seen a black person drinking coffee ?
As a matter of fact i have, why do you ask?
I've seen them pretend to like coffee.
I just realized I actually never have. What the frick
Yeah, all the time. I do live in an area that's probably 60% black though.
Have you ever seen an Asian person eating cheese?
asians are lactose intolerant, they can't eat cheese
The World Coffee Roasting Championship exists, coffee beans are not good enough per se
folgers > african shit
simple as
africans don't know how to farm or build permanent settlements OP
Maybe he just likes the storebought stuff better
all of the best coffee brands are italian and they source all their shit from central america
Eveyone knows covfefe is from Brazil
I'd grab her by the pussy, if you know what I mean.
we need to bring him back in 2024
God wills it.
I have bad news, anon.
I can fix her
this is why we need The Donald to return
>The Donald
dumb bong tabloid writer
>black owned bookstores
>@detroit_book_city
kek
every goddamn time
>American white woman
>Loves the BBC
every damn time
Dumbass should be reading something by Thomas Hardy instead.
>the best part of waking up is ______
Your sister covered in ___?
Sticking a fist in your butt
Elliot in your cup
JESUS LEXI DO YOU EVER SHUT THE FRICK UP?
They're just kids.
They fugged afterwards right? There's no way they didn't.
in case any of you guys are curious the brother was played by matthew alan and the sister by catherine combs.
matthew alan played a drug dealer in 13 reasons why.
if one day marvel/disney decide to adapt the marvel ultimate universe, i think it would be funny if these 2 actors were cast as the scarlet witch and quicksilver because in the ultimate universe quicksilver and scarlet witch were a couple.
it's never going to happen but it would be pretty funny.
So what was in the box? My guess is a condom and a tube of astroglide
When a woman looks at you like this you know you won't need lube.
what if you put it in her ass
Why would you do that? Are you gay or something?
Stick it in her vag first to lube up your dick
No he probably still needs lube since hes an muttmerican therefore circumsized glory to Israel
I'm circumcised and I have never once needed lube to jerk off or to frick. You've bought into a pure meme.
Now, I will say I'm against circumcision and will never have any of my sons circumcised, but these dramatic claims about circumcision completely ruining your dick, making masturbation painful, making your dick numb, etc, etc are all overblown bullshit completely untrue for me or anyone I have ever known.
Yes, an intact dick is better. Yes, circumcision is barbaric. No, your dick does not fail to function if circumcised.
Enjoy your Peyronie's disease
I won't enjoy it you dumb c**t. I already told you I disagree with circumcision and I don't like that my parents did it to me. I'm not defending circumcision, I just get annoyed with the ridiculous exaggerations uncutgays make.
I'm just warning you cut bros, you're going to injure your penis because you don't naturally lubricate enough.
Masturbation works differently when you're cut, it's a lighter touch and the skin isn't actually being tugged on. I know when you're uncut you grip the shaft with force and slide the foreskin up and down, but when you're cut you glide your hand over the shaft and head without tugging the skin in that way.
What? That's not how I do it bud.
That's how I've seen uncut anons describe the way they jerk off.
youre mom looked at me like taht
Must have been someone else's mom, mine isn't into gay dudes.
she clearly is, having married youre dad
As a homie with a younger sister I think the commercial is heartwarming
I come from a universe where this was a Tim Hortons commercial
Do you love your sister, anons?
Only because I'm biologically programmed to. She's an insufferable c**t and I'm sure I'd hate her guts if we weren't related.
No, they're both fat.
How come americans obsess this much over adverts? Do you not have a better culture?
rich coming from the guy commenting on Americans mocking an ad
rich coming from the muttmerican commenting on a based european commenting on americans mocking an ad
It was probably a long trip home, and he was talking about the crappy coffee you'd get on airplanes, at rest stops, etc
>MAAAAAX
forgot about his smokin sister
What was this vid?
thanks anon
>Instagram @stinkykneegrows
oop
hehe
didn't he do this because he wanted to make her think she wanted to frick him?
>heh, tell me what else they do in West Africa, brother.
>*hard cut to them fricking*
I like my coffee sweet
Like my sister's lips