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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to have the biggest crush on him. I don't even know why, he's not that good looking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      watch Naked 1993

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they make out Harry's dad and his little sekrit club out to be the cool good guys? They were literally bullies.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they didn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They only bullied homosexual little incels.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You’d be at the top of their hitlist then

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I’m not the one complaining about it, chud.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      James Potter was a wanker

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They go out of their way to show how they were young dick heads who mellowed out with age. Remus was the normal reasonable one but was too wishy washy to rein them in and you see it again when he’s an adult.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooOOOOOOOWWW

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >character is a werewolf
    >their name means or references "wolf" in another language

    many such cases

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But it was lucky of his parents to give him this name and that his family name was already Lupin because he oy got bitten later in life

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You realize kids are stupid and 99% don't pick up on the latin wordplay?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Funny thing, since my good pal Wolfy McWolferson came to Hogwarth there have been many attacks by what is described as a man-wolf creature. What do you think about that, my trusted advisor Grima Wormtongue?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hated these two smug pricks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sup Potter, my name is Dragon Evilfoe. I'll be your school bully.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Magical Macguffin and the Deus Ex Machina

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Here's your protagonist's foil, Dragon Evil Faith

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AYUP 'ARRY IT'S ME, HAGGARD - YER GIANT UGLY FRICKING RAGGEDY PAL

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ron Weasley
    Patronus is a weasel

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is a Ching Chong
    Is called Ching Chong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      c**t names the werewolf Lupin and the guy with the gambling problem Ludo Bagman, but people lose their shit when she gives the asian character an asian last name. Goes to show shouldnt have wrote any minorities in to begin with.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Romulus and Remus are twin brothers whose story tells of the events that led to the founding of the city of Rome and the Roman Kingdom by Romulus, following his killing of Remus. They were abandoned on the bank of the river Tiber to die. They were saved by the god Tiberinus, and survived with the care of others, at the site of what would eventually become Rome. In the most well-known episode, the twins were suckled by a she-wolf.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The most interesting story about the founding of Rome was when it turned out the first inhabitants were just criminal exiles from other small cities and towns. Having no women in which to start a new city, they literally stole them from some other village.

      I guarantee that this was probably the most historically accurate part of the story.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Harry Potter lives down a nice, quiet, PRIVATE drive where nothing out the ordinary happens
    >Rowling: lmao I'll call it privat drive

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Teacher who is a slippery, sneaky, cunning and snake like character
    >Rowling: lmao I'll call him Professor Snape

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Abra kadabra
    >Rowling: lmao I'll just use Adava Kedavra

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Flying golden ball that you have to snatch to win the game
    >Rowling: lmao I'll call it a golden snitch

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Chinese people say Ching Chong
    >Rowling: lmao I'll call this Chinese character Cho Chang

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