>AHHHHH THEY HAVE A VIDEO OF ME MASTURBATING. >I MUST ROB A BANK AND COMMIT MURDER TO STOP PEOPLE SEEING ME JERK OFF

>AHHHHH THEY HAVE A VIDEO OF ME jerking off
>I MUST ROB A BANK AND COMMIT MURDER TO STOP PEOPLE SEEING ME JERK OFF

what?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what a chad

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It what he was jerking it to Anon...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How can they prove what he was looking at? Was there a camera pointed at him and his screen?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How did they prove what he was watching? It doesn’t make sense

        That's always been my problem with this episode. Sure he was a stupid kid, but the solution here is pretty clear.

        >wipe EVERYTHING off of your computer, claim it was the virus
        >tell your mom and the authorities that some dude caught you jacking off on webcam and is now blackmailing you using false information
        >burden of proof unmet, no way you can be charged/convicted of anything

        sure, there will always bee a tinge of doubt in the back of your family's mind, but what else are you going to do? you NEVER EVER meet the demands of someone anonymously blackmailing you.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ISP knows, specially in the fricking UK

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >ISP knows
            isp can't determine if you watched cp, or if a hacker/virus streamed it in the background without your knowledge. All they can know is the network logs, which do nothing to prove that either way.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >isp can't determine if you watched cp,
              Ahh yess the frick they can?????

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the isp has a video feed of you looking at the screen
                read the chain of posts. The isp can determine that your computer accessed cp. They cannot determine that you watched it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Half true

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The issue is the kid knows everyone already knows there’s something weird about him. Trying to lie his way out of it has a much higher chance of simply confirming everyone’s suspicions. The fact his mom is immediately on the phone screaming at him the second the vigilantes send her the video should be a clear indication he had no chance of talking his way out or talking her down.

          Because the point of the episode is people fear social reprisal more than legal.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You can say whatever the frick you want, it won’t change how people immediately feel. People’s emotions aren’t determined by legal process or a jury of your peers. This is why we have/need a legal system in the first place.

            >everyone knows
            No. Maybe like 50 people max in his immediate vicinity would know. All he has to do is move to the next town over. Or change his name, grow a beadd and move a bit further like 2 hours drive away. Or stop giving a frick.

            The movie is just about how stupidity can be exploited to create chaos. Or something.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Maybe like 50 people max in his immediate vicinity would know.
              and then everyone who ever checked his social media history. forever.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Their are lots of male suicides in teens and you kids where a scammer tricks them into sending nude photos and then tries to extort them for money. Many kids Kill themselves rather than admit it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How did they prove what he was watching? It doesn’t make sense

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This episode never made sense anyway

    >gets aroused watching some music video of women in their 30’s dancing
    >jerks off to kids right after

    What???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Get aroused by some video
      >Jerk off to something that arouses you more for a better fap
      Not hard to understand, anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you cant be attracted to both

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Leave Elliot alone!!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The hackers had total control of his computer so they had his network logs and maybe even screen capture of what he was watching as he jerk offd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Cinemaphiles face when they realize this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could just say those logs were fabricated, since there's no proper chain of evidence. It's not like the hackers are trustworthy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can say whatever the frick you want, it won’t change how people immediately feel. People’s emotions aren’t determined by legal process or a jury of your peers. This is why we have/need a legal system in the first place.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >giving a frick what people feel
          ngmi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        That's always been my problem with this episode. Sure he was a stupid kid, but the solution here is pretty clear.

        >wipe EVERYTHING off of your computer, claim it was the virus
        >tell your mom and the authorities that some dude caught you jacking off on webcam and is now blackmailing you using false information
        >burden of proof unmet, no way you can be charged/convicted of anything

        sure, there will always bee a tinge of doubt in the back of your family's mind, but what else are you going to do? you NEVER EVER meet the demands of someone anonymously blackmailing you.

        >Why didn't this teenager autistically plot out an excuse like myself,, a 36-year-old actual pedophile, has been doing for the past 12 years?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So? How do you prove that the screencapture and video of him jerking off where simultaneous?
      >Better believe whatever some random stranger online says about some weirdo.
      It also didn't seem like anybody cared about him anyway.
      >Oh no, there are allegations that some weirdo that I don't care about is a pedo. Anyway.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah bro, the hackers have a small video screen showing what he was jerking off to next to the video of him jerking off. There’s no way he can defend himself

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I had a friend (more like an acquaintance actually) in high school and one of his best friends that I've never met died in a freak work accident. I forget how he died. Everyone was consoling that guy when that happened and I was apparently very obviously (not on purpose) not giving a frick which almost caused a fight, everyone was mad at me that I didn't pretend to be sad that a complete stranger died.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anon who are you replying to?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >autismo can't understand empathy
            Many such cases

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >He cries every time a stranger dies.
              You must be crying every single second every single day of the year.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                When someone you know experiences a close one's death you are socially obligated to act like you care when talking to them

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Or not. Turned out he was a pedophile, years later. My instinct to not give a frick was right.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                makes the freak accident seem kind of suspicious now.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anon who are you replying to?

            haha, where the frick did this absolute non-sequitur come from

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You sound like a sociopath even in your own description of events anon.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Bros he's not pretending to care and instead being honest what a fricking loser unlike us haha am I right???

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You understand the point is to care for your friend's loss and not for the death of the stranger right?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's all well and good but it only matters if you can afford a good lawyer. Some kid whose own family turned on him is getting stuck with a public defender.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is a rather strict way to gather evidence. Hackers aren't trustworthy. None of that garbage would be allowed in court.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's all well and good but it only matters if you can afford a good lawyer. Some kid whose own family turned on him is getting stuck with a public defender.

            Exactly. The chain of evidence is pretty fricking important

            Some anonymous hackers sending a video easily edited isn’t proof of shit

            Also, I’m not too aware of the laws, but surely recording someone jerking off against their will is illegal?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          A lawyer won’t be able to change what people feel about you.

          The point is he wasn’t doing anything illegal.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not an expert in law but i imagine the hacker's information would hold enough weight for the police to get a warrant for his computer. The cops would find everything in there anyway, even if he deleted it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if illegally obtained evidence isn't allowed in court, I doubt the police could get a warrant from evidence illegally obtained by a third party, when they can't verify the veracity of that evidence in the first place. If I say I broke into your house and found a crack pipe which I then give to the police, would that get them a warrant to search your house?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That's the point i'm trying to make. The police won't use the illegally obtained evidence against him in court because they would have his computer with all the dirt they need to get him, they would just use it as a tip to get on his ass. Just look at the way the cops effectively entrap men, you just say "you're cute" to a 17 yo who looks 25 and it's over they go and get you

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The point you’re trying to make is irrelevant. He wasn’t afraid of going to jail for fapping to dicky. He was afraid of everyone he knows thinking of him as a pedophile, being labeled a pedophile on social media.
              >b-but he can just l-lie!
              People can tell when you’re lying.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I don't disagree with you i disagree with OP's thinking that the hackers had no real dirt on him other than the webcam video of hum jerking off which is wrong

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                again, the point is it was real dirt. just not enough to get him arrested. hence why they blackmailed him into committing actual crimes.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          unless he properly wiped his hard drive like a normal person

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk this movie but at some point I remember the idea of being caught even indirectly jacking off was unthinkable nightmare

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know this is a fantasy show since IRL trolls are never that successful.
    Wonder what those guys would have done to Chrischan though

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      “irl trolls” aren’t blackmailing people with getting canceled. They’re just canceling them.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's so fricking cute

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I knew I guy who killed himself after his parents discovered his porn history. He had other issues too, but still....

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What porn caused him to kill himself in shame?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tell us more anon

        I don't know. His brother didn't tell me what the porn was. The family was super religions so it might not have been anything too crazy at all

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        troony

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tell us more anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There was some assistant district attorney that was supposed to end up on To Catch a Predator, but once he saw Hansen & Co. outside he immediately an heroed. iirc the family sued NBC because of that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I bet it was incest shit. Still, I feel like it's not a that big of a deal

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used to send chicks videos of cute cats with me jerking off spliced into the middle. Anonymous throwaway accounts. So many ladies have seen my pulling my pud it's crazy. I love it.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    people pay money to watch me jerk off

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IF COMPUTER BUT LIKE TOO MUCH

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cp laws are outdated. it should be decriminalized.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally proof positive that more harm is done going after dickybros then just leaving them be to admire and protect dicky

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >fap to zoo shit and dicky, 2d 3d traps futas fricking everything
    >actually like degenerate shit because it's more real than fricking israelite porn
    >abuse AI story websites to write stories about dicky
    >no fricking care in the world
    >everything is bordering on legality, obvious illegal shit is kept on encrypted drives
    >problem officer?
    I've had come up with various excuses as some news of my great taste leaked out to my family by mistake sometimes but it all worked out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > I've had come up with various excuses as some news of my great taste leaked out to my family by mistake sometimes but it all worked out.
      Kek
      Details anon

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mods really need to start doing something about these bot threads

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i just slide the lens over my webcam
    sorted

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like this episode. They didn't portray how dickychads look IRL.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, he could’ve wiped his PC.
    Yes, he could’ve said that the webcam footage of him was just ‘placed’ over actual CP and it’s a slander scam.
    But the kid is already a weirdo to the eyes of his society, deep down everyone would know it’s true. Kino episode though, only one ive seen in that shitty show

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    look at this guy with the fricking glasses and the fricking emotionless droopy predator eyes. its obvious

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kids are stupid and scared of dumb things.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if the "CP" he was looking at was actually just anime e-girl?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Ellen page

  24. 2 years ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    What's so bad about being a pedophile anyway?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that Ellen Page?

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