David tenent reduced to a voice over of a droid in star shit nobody will watch, yikes
IIRC he voiced this droid back in The Clone Wars. No surprise that Dave Filoni is bringing the character back BUT THIS TIME IN LIVE ACTION WOAAAAAAAH SO COOL
you could not possibly design a sentence to make a new star wars show sound more unappealing to me
can they just cut Ashoka and all women (Except the cute sith girl) from this show entirely and leave me Ray Stevenson and his cute sith gf? maybe thrawn if he's cool I guess.
I appreciate it for cucking Boyega and putting Driver with Daisy, and Luke apologizing for throwing his saber away. I never actually cared about any of that stuff, at all, but I found it amusing how they were begging me to come back. They were fearful and I felt it. I felt like how I king must feel when a rival kneels before them. Amusing. I'm still going to behead you at the earliest opportunity, but I appreciate the display of subservience.
>I found it amusing how they were begging me to come back. They were fearful and I felt it. I felt like how I king must feel when a rival kneels before them. Amusing. I'm still going to behead you at the earliest opportunity, but I appreciate the display of subservience.
Is Andor worth a watch (pirated) if I consider KotOR 2 to be the peak of Star Wars, movies to me are 5=4>3>1>6>2>7, and I somewhat enjoyed Mandalorian's first season and didn't watch the rest of disney+ shit?
Yeah. It doesn't share much thematically with Kotor 2 because Kotor 2 is focused on the big picture jedi vs sith and the force while Andor is focused on the average person in the universe, or politics that aren't "1000 stardestroyers!", but it does have a similar dark tone.
I'd say pirate it, yeah. It's already getting what will likely be a shit second season and its good not to give the mouse money.
It does start pretty slow though, but if you could stomach Pelegia Station you can stomach episode 1&2 of Andor
>if I consider KotOR 2 to be the peak of Star Wars
This is not up for debate, KotOR 2 with the restored content mod is unquestionably the peak of Star Wars.
Both are decent, but the KotOR era is just more compelling.
Also >tfw we never got proper Mandalorian Wars-centered content besides Zayne Carrick's wacky adventures
I'm still mad about that.
Hard disagree on Tales. Kriea and that random npc on Onderon going over the synopsis of the TotJ storylines were far more interesting than the actual comics. Those plots are neat concepts, but the execution is horrid. The pacing is faster than breakneck, and there's simply too much shit jammed into too few issues.
Also, just a personal gripe, but why would you title a series 'Golden Age of the Sith', and focus on two random siblings, instead of the ancient sith fricking empire that is used as a BACKDROP to the main story. Fricks sake talk about wasted potential.
If you want Star Wars that is more interested in using the setting to explore themes, then Andor is for you. If you want a lot of Star Wars references and cameos and callbacks, it is not.
Star Wars is banal, childish tripe outside of Empire and Andor
10 months ago
Anonymous
I loved Andor, and if I met someone like you in real life I'd blind you.
10 months ago
Anonymous
these people are becoming parodies of themselves these days, I can't tell if they're honest or just shitposting absentmindedly the way obese people stuff themselves with food without being conscious of it
this acting is far too understated for Star Wars, this is like the "hyper-drive is leaking" scene from the Phantom Menace BEFORE they re-shot it for being too low-energy
It would be kind of cool if like after commercials (are there still commercials in streaming?) they had like a 5-10 clip of where some random laser wound up.
>You have all your MCU capeshit and Star Wars sequels trash >midwit goes for lowest hanging fruit possible
Normal people don't browse this site. You're a redditor midwit, if you come here, you get pooped on.
This is incorrect. I've consulted with a healthcare professional who says that is incorrect. You're literally overweight though. Facts.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'm literally not. I'm tall, handsome and athletic. Cope and seethe, reddit midwit.
10 months ago
Anonymous
not fat by any medical standard, stalker
I'm literally not. I'm tall, handsome and athletic. Cope and seethe, reddit midwit.
no, child, you are not.
Prison awaits
10 months ago
Anonymous
>no, child
You post like a redditor. Spiritually reddit. Get lost.
10 months ago
Anonymous
wrong again, stalker. These are your delusions speaking
10 months ago
Anonymous
You sound like a moronic homosexual that treats websites like some kind of personality
>t. redditors
10 months ago
Anonymous
wrong in every detail as always, child
10 months ago
Anonymous
Just go away, midwit. Pollute some place else.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You are going to prison, stalker
10 months ago
Anonymous
I'm going to copy and paste highly upvoted posts from reddit here as new threads, thereby bringing a little of reddit here. Thoughts? There's nothing you can do.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I can report you for spam or low quality posts. Easy.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks for announcing a report. Enjoy the rest of these highly upvoted posts while I replace the bot like repetitive edgy teen culture of 4chins with reddit culture while you impotently watch.
10 months ago
Anonymous
You sound like a moronic homosexual that treats websites like some kind of personality
10 months ago
Anonymous
wrong again, stalker. These are your delusions speaking
wrong in every detail as always, child
You are going to prison, stalker
Anon, I want you to know that I appreciate your Patposting even if nobody else does.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I just find it funny to see how people react to it in the wild
Andor is what Star Wars felt like before the prequels, in the era when it was just the OT and a burgeoning EU. Ahsoka is what Star Wars feels like in 2023.
Everything he said is true. I read a hundred Star Wars books in school and could probably write a dissertation on Jedi philosophy and even I have barely watched ten episodes of Clone Wars and nothing of Rebels. She's a nothing character outside of a bubble of people who discuss Star Wars online.
>Cinemaphile still watching nuWars
You homosexuals are unbelievable. Why don't you just give up on this shit. Star Wars will not be good again unless Disney sells the IP.
I like slop. As long as it's honest about being slop. That's why I hate Andor.
Thanks for announcing a report. Enjoy the rest of these highly upvoted posts while I replace the bot like repetitive edgy teen culture of 4chins with reddit culture while you impotently watch.
It means the marketing people know that Andor wasn't popular. They don't want that affecting their new show. So how do you make people understand this isn't another Andor-style show?
One benefit to Rosario Dawson playing Ahsoka is that Rosario has done full frontal nudity, including a fully visible pussy. Because her body is canonically the body of milf era Ahsoka, I have no see the canonical pussy of Ahsoka. With a little imagination I can easily go from there to a very clear picture of what her Padawan dicky was like in the earlier seasons of TCW, and track her veganal development throughout the years via my mind's eye.
Question, why have you fixated on the word "bland" as your go to attack on Andor? Whatever you think of Andor, it is most certainly not "bland", it's extremely distinctive and very different from other Star Wars properties. Is it really just that it rhymes? How dumb is that?
Andor was riveting with excellent tension and menace from the empire.
It's like the difference between a Jason Bourne film and a Mission Impossible film.
As a side note I put MI3 on last night and after like 15 minutes turned that shit off. It's a loud cacophonous non stop mess for people who have no attention span. That's the kind of slop most star wars dipshits who can't handle andor want.
The most annoying thing about andor was how easily manipulated lefty bunker gays were gaslit into shilling the show on disneys behalf >Heckn anti-fasharoni amirite my fellow guys? Just like us!
The show itself was fine despite the 1/3 content 2/3 filler formula every star wars show follows to a T. Would it fricking kill them though to hire a couple of ex military advisors to set the empire's tactics and deployments straight? "The good guys always win" is a level of cheese that's par for the course, but in order for their actions to actually be perceived as impressive, they need to come up against and subvert REAL danger.
The empire never uses cordon or security. No barricades. No pre planned gun emplacements. Officers outnumber enlisted 3/1 in a lot of scenes. It's all pants on head moronic unless you have the brain of a woman or a dsa onion twink
Officers outnumber enlisted in the scenes where the officers are talking, but we see a tonne of grunts and stormtroopers.
But yeah, the tactics aren't perfect, but that's probably just more an innate thing about story telling with main and important characters. It's less egregious about nobody dying than, say, Kenobi, but it's obviously still there
I'm almost exclusively talking about the funeral riot. Seriously, count the uniforms and tell me there isn't three chiefs for every indian. The writing is on the wall though as for why their command post looked like a Kenosha car dealership instead of Iraq circa 2009: the triumphant "peaceful protests" mythology makes (target demo's) vaginys tingle from the same rush of hormones that literally compel them to go "aww!!!" every time baby Yoda spits up.
No one cares about you Blandor midwits. Your ugly piece of shit show has already been cancelled. Enjoy your 2nd season of brown people antifa slice of life shit and leave us non-tastelets alone with your slop.
I hope you enjoy your 20 minute episodes of your negress waifu girl bossing it to the max you heathen troglodyte.
You deserve everything KK gave you with the ST.
10 months ago
Anonymous
It's always hilarious how you people can't into nuance at all. KK this, KK that. As if I'd care about dyed hair grandma or any of the Abrams/Kasdan/Johnson hackery. As if I had any investment in Disney's wellbeing (I do not, I hope they perish).
10 months ago
Anonymous
Holy reddit batman.
10 months ago
Anonymous
Going for a >no u
now?
10 months ago
Anonymous
Thanks I will, hope you enjoy a life or being unloved and unwanted
I enjoyed Andor, but the motherfrickers who latched onto that show and demand that all SW media should be some super serious show detailing the ins and outs of fascism need to hang from a tree >"A Star Wars show with lightsabers, droids, magic, and aliens? I'M LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND!!!"
Agreed. Andor is great as a contained nugget in the overall picture, but for the love of God please don't make all of the space wizard adventure series 'adult'.
the movies are basic good and evil, the shows should be more nuanced, maybe even a reason for the empire to exist and where it is a good force in a chaotic region
in the books the imperial remnant joined with the new republic against a foreign invader, maybe something like that?
>light side imperial jedi that fight against the usurper sith empire and wants to be allied with the jedi order
that would be pretty sick
i also want a show where empire/sith go about their everyday business, not being maniacally evil and works to secure peace and justice
a show about how the sith fight for freedom, not supremacy, like their code dictates
>i also want a show where empire/sith go about their everyday business, not being maniacally evil and works to secure peace and justice >a show about how the sith fight for freedom, not supremacy, like their code dictates
I don't know matey, but I wouldn't buy so much into Star Wars philosophy. I like the Fel Empire because its monarchistic.
As much as I advocate for a Fel ascendency story where he rises through the ranks through merit and favor from the right people (Vader, thrawn..) and makes a lot of enemies through being a reformer with a culture of loyalty among the ranks rather than backstabbing and corruption, we all know "white man good monarch power fantasy" is impossible with the state of the company.
What we'd get is a strong black woman hijacking his story in an adaptation where she's a double agent for the rebellion from day one and schools all dem whyte bois an den she become da queenz.
>but the motherfrickers who latched onto that show and demand that all SW media should be some super serious
I don't think there are that many of those people, though. Most people that responded well to Andor were reacting to the fact the show had craft and effort put into it instead of just coasting on familiarity.
Who asked that? I want shows like Andor in the sense that they are NOT completely beholden to just mindlessly repeat references and plots from the OT, that take their own focus on whatever aspect of Star Wars they want, and are driven by a clear vision and passion for the aspect they're exploring, and not simply a generic "love of Star Wars". I want effort and thought put in.
You'd have to be moronic to think when someone asks for more like Andor, they meant literally just exactly the same as Andor.
>I want shows like Andor in the sense that they are NOT completely beholden to just mindlessly repeat references and plots from the OT
this is funny because 90% of the show is referencing the OT, especially considering you're still just in a REBELS VS EMPIRE zeitgeist but now with postmodernist "le grey morality" subversive drek tacked onto it just like the sequels >MEMBER TIE FIGHTERS? MEMBER STORMTROOPERS? MEMBER X-WINGS? MEMBER MON MOTHMA?
not referential, gimme a fricking break
How is that a "callback reference"? You just said yourself she's a lead character on the show, making it literally not a fanservice cameo, but a character little explored actually being explored.
10 months ago
Anonymous
4chins anons are such gutter frick morons that they think taking place in the same setting is a "memberberry" because they saw it greentext
10 months ago
Anonymous
Then why is it a fricking reference when the main characters from one show (Rebels) are also the main characters of another (Ahsoka)? Am I supposed to be angry that Worf and Brian are major characters in Deep Space Nine? That Stargate SG-1 has Sha'uri and Col. O'Neill from Stargate the movie in it?
10 months ago
Anonymous
No one is saying Ahsoka being in the Ahsoka show is a reference. Not even the OP.
They're talking about pointless in your face fanservice cameos and references that serve no purpose but to "pop the crowd" and to cover for a lack of individuality in the series. A background reference is one thing, but constant "remember STAR WARS things" stopping to stare at the camera, doing nothing with them but referencing their existence, that's a bad thing and has been a bane of recent Star Wars media because it's too much, it makes it feel small, repetitive and incestuous.
does Mon Mothma or does she not play a vital role in this tv series you suck off more than the movies that made the franchise you pretend to like
I love how this moron simultaneously whines that Andor didn't have enough Star Wars references and tropes, while also proclaiming that existing in any way in the Star Wars setting is apparently "a reference".
When else am I supposed to reference bad Star Wars media that is overly reliant on just repeating parts of Star Wars over in place of an original vision?
10 months ago
Anonymous
I was under the impression we were discussing andor vs ahsoka
You want another one, okay the kind of people that don't recognize Mad Max 1979 as the superior film to Road Warrior and basically every other.
The tension created in the original was so far superior to everything else after, especially fury road which should have been called reddit road.
andor was a good show made with a director with vision so they are clarifying that ahsoka will be made by committee and be the worst thing ever done to the star wars franchise
Lmao. It was made by some Bri*ish Labour boomer and the reason it looked a little better than the other slop is that it cost a quarter billion to make.
Is anybody else tired of being gaslit by journo bugs and edgy midwits that Andor is good? It's the same boring soulless cynical garbage as everything else on tv for the past 20 years, I can get the same sort of "entertainment" from watching season #9,000,000 of Law and Order, except it's tricking people into thinking it's good because it's wearing the flayed skin of Star Wars like Buffalo Bill. Star Wars is not dreary bleak bureaucratic gobbledyasiatic and defeatist tankie agitprop, it's about space wizards and fighter aces going on heroic missions to rescue princesses and defeat bad guys with the help of alien and robot sidekicks.
JJ thought like you too, which is why the sequels are all moronic flash and dumb "humor".
Star Wars is for 12 year olds. 12 year olds take their fiction seriously, they engage with it as though they see it as being real. Meanwhile the "haha space wizards and adventure" crowd think it's for six year olds, and just do the bare minimum to make the viewer smile like a toddler looking at jangling keys.
>Andor good >prequels bad
this tells you everything you need to know about the people who hate Ahsoka, Rebels, Mandalorian, etc, which is the best possible endorsement I could think of for this new show (I'm still not going to watch it until I can pirate it)
Andor is competently shot and some of the actors involved are decent at their jobs, which is somehow supposed to make up for the glacial pace, bad dialogue, poor prop and costume design, cookie cutter side characters, and uninspired plot. Andy Serkis is in it though so I guess it has that going for it.
>Andor is competently shot and some of the actors involved are decent at their jobs
yeah I can say the same thing about The Last Jedi too, but that doesn't mean I'm going to defend it as the...wait a minute, you don't suppose the Trandor-shills are the same people who were performing TLJ apologetics all those years ago?
I thought Ahsoka was meant to be really cute and flirty and show her midriff and long legs, but instead in this show she looks really ugly and I bet she doesn't do any of those things.
Mom Mothma is moronic anyway, you expect me to believe she was elected the new Chief of State instead if the galaxy devolving into constant counter revolutions? Lucas was dumb.
It's filonislop.
Why didn’t they name it rodnA then?
homie asking the real questions
Galaxy brain at work.
It means it’s complete trash with no interesting arcs or characters and relies purely on nostalgia and member berries
Called it
I am vomit.
Never heard of Daniel Fienberg but he's giving me Armond White vibes.
>buy my funko pop
Wow if even the hired slop endorsers in the media point this out it must be absolutely horrid.
I can feel how tired he is through the text.
this has a bit of an "H+M Pack for the Sims Review" feel to it
>drink analogy
if you can understand this paragraph it's over for you
eh... might check it out for Tennant but it'd be better if he weren't a droid.
IIRC he voiced this droid back in The Clone Wars. No surprise that Dave Filoni is bringing the character back BUT THIS TIME IN LIVE ACTION WOAAAAAAAH SO COOL
>Obvious chud hates show with female lead
Shocking
But he’s mad the men upstage the women though
>heroic Ezra Bridger
Was Ezra super popular?
Filonigays like him for some weird reason.
>watch a show
>think of food
Bespoke
The absolute mega goyslop show
Actually good review.
Fricking. Eviscerated.
David tenent reduced to a voice over of a droid in star shit nobody will watch, yikes
What did he see?
Ahsoka season 1 episodes 1 and 2
It's probably the followup to the girl that shot her brother then had a panic attack and shot herself.
If accurate, this could not possibly be worse. Just reading this is physically painful.
my expectations for journalism are so low I didn't realise this was dripping with sarcasm until halfway through
It was sarcastic?
He's a funny guy, I like him. In the dystopian future when the journalist deathsquads start up, I hope they kill him last.
OH NO NO NO THEY ARE REPEATING TROS
you could not possibly design a sentence to make a new star wars show sound more unappealing to me
can they just cut Ashoka and all women (Except the cute sith girl) from this show entirely and leave me Ray Stevenson and his cute sith gf? maybe thrawn if he's cool I guess.
>TROS
Unpopular take but TRoS is the only entertaining Nu Wars flick.
I appreciate it for cucking Boyega and putting Driver with Daisy, and Luke apologizing for throwing his saber away. I never actually cared about any of that stuff, at all, but I found it amusing how they were begging me to come back. They were fearful and I felt it. I felt like how I king must feel when a rival kneels before them. Amusing. I'm still going to behead you at the earliest opportunity, but I appreciate the display of subservience.
Yeah, they actually tried. Too little too late but there was an attempt.
>I found it amusing how they were begging me to come back. They were fearful and I felt it. I felt like how I king must feel when a rival kneels before them. Amusing. I'm still going to behead you at the earliest opportunity, but I appreciate the display of subservience.
>I appreciate it
>I never actually cared
This could not sound any worse
Oh hell …
A desert planet? How groundbreaking!
>every alien planet looks like california
this is why sci-fi doesnt work, except in space
It means watch Andor (too).
Basically a marketing double whammy, as that paid for article undoubtedly is.
i got an idea:
lets take a young cute bubbly character and maker her old ugly with no personality ! surely everyone will want that.
too bad I don't watch mainstream israeliteslop anymore
lol. this place is all you have, isn’t it?
Me neither, I just enjoy watching Star Wars crash and burn.
>"Fluffy"
Is Andor worth a watch (pirated) if I consider KotOR 2 to be the peak of Star Wars, movies to me are 5=4>3>1>6>2>7, and I somewhat enjoyed Mandalorian's first season and didn't watch the rest of disney+ shit?
It's a show aimed at latinx socialists.
Yeah. It doesn't share much thematically with Kotor 2 because Kotor 2 is focused on the big picture jedi vs sith and the force while Andor is focused on the average person in the universe, or politics that aren't "1000 stardestroyers!", but it does have a similar dark tone.
I'd say pirate it, yeah. It's already getting what will likely be a shit second season and its good not to give the mouse money.
It does start pretty slow though, but if you could stomach Pelegia Station you can stomach episode 1&2 of Andor
appreciate it, I'll give it a shot then
Peragus station you frick
Frick, I'm a fake fan. Kill me now, I installed the mod to skip it after my first playthrough a decade ago
It's understandable. It's been nearly twenty years now, and while it's an incredibly good start, the low level railroading gets tiresome
You are me, and Andor is specifically made for you.
Go to bed Kathleen
>if I consider KotOR 2 to be the peak of Star Wars
This is not up for debate, KotOR 2 with the restored content mod is unquestionably the peak of Star Wars.
>I consider KotOR 2 to be the peak of Star Wars
I never saw the appeal. I'm not into Cinemaphileerminshit, though.
The Kotor games arent even peak Old Republic, Tales of the Jedi and the Darth Bane Trilogy are better
Both are decent, but the KotOR era is just more compelling.
Also
>tfw we never got proper Mandalorian Wars-centered content besides Zayne Carrick's wacky adventures
I'm still mad about that.
Hard disagree on Tales. Kriea and that random npc on Onderon going over the synopsis of the TotJ storylines were far more interesting than the actual comics. Those plots are neat concepts, but the execution is horrid. The pacing is faster than breakneck, and there's simply too much shit jammed into too few issues.
Also, just a personal gripe, but why would you title a series 'Golden Age of the Sith', and focus on two random siblings, instead of the ancient sith fricking empire that is used as a BACKDROP to the main story. Fricks sake talk about wasted potential.
If you want Star Wars that is more interested in using the setting to explore themes, then Andor is for you. If you want a lot of Star Wars references and cameos and callbacks, it is not.
>If you want Star Wars that is more interested in using the setting to explore themes
Isn't that just Ep 1-6?
You mean Star Wars?
No, it isn't. Are you stupid?
Are you?
>Star Wars 1-6 didn't explore themes, Andor did
like I've said before, the people who like Andor are the people most proud of hating Star Wars
I did not say that, at all. How was the OT "using a setting to explore themes"? There was no setting, they made the setting in the OT.
Star Wars is banal, childish tripe outside of Empire and Andor
I loved Andor, and if I met someone like you in real life I'd blind you.
these people are becoming parodies of themselves these days, I can't tell if they're honest or just shitposting absentmindedly the way obese people stuff themselves with food without being conscious of it
Ashoka sucks so much
>our show is the opposite of the good one
Not a good look
No way it will be worse than Andor, right?
it'll be worse than the last season of the mandalorian
That full scene was kino
>literally best scene
weird reference
this acting is far too understated for Star Wars, this is like the "hyper-drive is leaking" scene from the Phantom Menace BEFORE they re-shot it for being too low-energy
where did those lazers end?
Like where they got Luke's hand and lightsaber after it fell into the clouds of Bespin, that's a story for another time.
It would be kind of cool if like after commercials (are there still commercials in streaming?) they had like a 5-10 clip of where some random laser wound up.
Star Wars lasers (blaster bolts) blow up at a distance near the target. Look at the Obi-wan/Jango fighter battle for example.
It means it sucks.
That means it's probably Star Wars related and not some generic sci-fi garbage about nobodies doing nothing of interest.
>What does that even mean
I'm guessing it means anti-good? Because Andor is the only good thing made by Disney.
Andor is pure garbage.
You have all your MCU capeshit and Star Wars sequels trash yet you can't stop being upset by normal people enjoying one single show.
>You have all your MCU capeshit and Star Wars sequels trash
>midwit goes for lowest hanging fruit possible
Normal people don't browse this site. You're a redditor midwit, if you come here, you get pooped on.
I've never once been on reddit. How silly does that make you look now. You fat gay.
Doesn't matter, spiritually you're a redditor.
This is incorrect. I've consulted with a healthcare professional who says that is incorrect. You're literally overweight though. Facts.
I'm literally not. I'm tall, handsome and athletic. Cope and seethe, reddit midwit.
not fat by any medical standard, stalker
no, child, you are not.
Prison awaits
>no, child
You post like a redditor. Spiritually reddit. Get lost.
wrong again, stalker. These are your delusions speaking
>t. redditors
wrong in every detail as always, child
Just go away, midwit. Pollute some place else.
You are going to prison, stalker
I'm going to copy and paste highly upvoted posts from reddit here as new threads, thereby bringing a little of reddit here. Thoughts? There's nothing you can do.
I can report you for spam or low quality posts. Easy.
Thanks for announcing a report. Enjoy the rest of these highly upvoted posts while I replace the bot like repetitive edgy teen culture of 4chins with reddit culture while you impotently watch.
You sound like a moronic homosexual that treats websites like some kind of personality
Anon, I want you to know that I appreciate your Patposting even if nobody else does.
I just find it funny to see how people react to it in the wild
You're a brainlet.
No, but you're a midwit.
Yes, yes you are. You are not bright.
Oh, boyo. You're not good at this. You raped yourself horseshoe theory style, no matter how you try to spin it.
Based on...? You are clearly not intelligent.
>Based on...?
Lmao. This midwit.
Lmao. This brainlet.
You clearly don't know what I'm talking about and you are very bad at hiding it.
I actually liked Andor so that doesn’t sound good to me
It's simple. Andor is based. Ahsoka is cringe.
So will that translate to a lot of views or will it get Andor's viewership but with none of the critical acclaim?
Andor = dude
Ahsoka = not a dude, therefore better.
the gay review says andor is better though
puta nudes could save it
>Fienberg
Ray Stevenson fricking died???
He died of cringe when he finished his scenes
Andor is what Star Wars felt like before the prequels, in the era when it was just the OT and a burgeoning EU. Ahsoka is what Star Wars feels like in 2023.
Its shit.
Also zero hype. Two episodes supposed to come out today and there is zero hype.
Shouldn't be a surprise. Normalgays don't give a shit about Ahsoka and only know her from Mando.
>Normalgays don't give a shit about Ahsoka and only know her from Mando.
You think normalgays are watching the cartoons?
lmao
homie those cartoons were a while ago. Those kids are grown up now. I know people in college who love this b***h. ya'll need to meet people
I don't want to meet anyone that's a fan of Ahsoka.
>claims to ignore message
>responds, clearly read it
Dumbass
There's a difference between reading your babble and receiving a message from said babble.
And you babble like a clear Ahsoka fan.
Why would people in college be familiar with a show that came out when they were 2-5?
Why would people be familiar with a kids cartoon airing when they were kids gee I don't know anon a mystery for the ages
>all cartoons cross over to every age
Abject moron detected. Clone wars was 8-15.
lmao
TCW was not some massive super successful show. I'm sure there were some kids who grew up with it, but it isn't go to be a huge number.
>ya'll
Normalgays don't tend to watch kids cartoons
Yes. The normalgays of yesteryear that liked Ahsoka from TCW and Rebels are now what we call Filonigays.
Everything he said is true. I read a hundred Star Wars books in school and could probably write a dissertation on Jedi philosophy and even I have barely watched ten episodes of Clone Wars and nothing of Rebels. She's a nothing character outside of a bubble of people who discuss Star Wars online.
Why would anyone care about Dave Filoni's Mary Sue OC?
Didn't Ben Kenobi mention her in a New Hope?
>Cinemaphile still watching nuWars
You homosexuals are unbelievable. Why don't you just give up on this shit. Star Wars will not be good again unless Disney sells the IP.
nuWars is mostly shit. But Andor is the best SW has been since ESB.
>smoothbrains really think this
Prequels were an IQ test and you performed miserably.
You like Jar Jar Binks and the taste of semen.
>Jar Jar Binks
He still mocks you.
I like slop. As long as it's honest about being slop. That's why I hate Andor.
Good luck, redditbrain.
It means this.
I hate both Andor and Filoni, btw.
Ahsucka
>y'all
>walks around college campus talking to strangers about Ahsoka Tano
Okay buddy
I'm sure he's right about culture studies hoes liking that orange harlot.
It means it fricks men in the ass and will probably be bad. Root for the beard-Sith and it will be alright.
TCW was proto Disney Wars
I will not be elaborating further.
It means the marketing people know that Andor wasn't popular. They don't want that affecting their new show. So how do you make people understand this isn't another Andor-style show?
I hope the Sith girl has a hairy blonde Sith pussy, a little stinky but not a lot stinky just a little
One benefit to Rosario Dawson playing Ahsoka is that Rosario has done full frontal nudity, including a fully visible pussy. Because her body is canonically the body of milf era Ahsoka, I have no see the canonical pussy of Ahsoka. With a little imagination I can easily go from there to a very clear picture of what her Padawan dicky was like in the earlier seasons of TCW, and track her veganal development throughout the years via my mind's eye.
Too bad Ahsoka turns into an ugly mutt with a fridge body.
I assume it mean's its aimed at an iq of 60 and the attention span of a goldfish, as expected.
Andor was boring garbage, so maybe this means Ahsoka will be exciting treasure.
It will probably be cartoonish fanfic slop but that's still more enjoyable than Blandor.
Be glad you're behind a screen, homosexual.
Look at this tough guy. What a cringey little worm.
Question, why have you fixated on the word "bland" as your go to attack on Andor? Whatever you think of Andor, it is most certainly not "bland", it's extremely distinctive and very different from other Star Wars properties. Is it really just that it rhymes? How dumb is that?
I guess "drab" would be more accurate but yeah Blandor rolls off the tongue better.
Why would you latch onto an obviously incorrect word? That just makes you look like a frickin idiot.
>Why would you latch onto
Because everyone here is a meme poisoned mental teen.
It's because it rhymes. Everyone here is a meme poisoned mental teen.
>it is most certainly not "bland"
except it is
>Is it really just that it rhymes? How dumb is that?
It's like poetry...
Andor was riveting with excellent tension and menace from the empire.
It's like the difference between a Jason Bourne film and a Mission Impossible film.
As a side note I put MI3 on last night and after like 15 minutes turned that shit off. It's a loud cacophonous non stop mess for people who have no attention span. That's the kind of slop most star wars dipshits who can't handle andor want.
The most annoying thing about andor was how easily manipulated lefty bunker gays were gaslit into shilling the show on disneys behalf
>Heckn anti-fasharoni amirite my fellow guys? Just like us!
The show itself was fine despite the 1/3 content 2/3 filler formula every star wars show follows to a T. Would it fricking kill them though to hire a couple of ex military advisors to set the empire's tactics and deployments straight? "The good guys always win" is a level of cheese that's par for the course, but in order for their actions to actually be perceived as impressive, they need to come up against and subvert REAL danger.
The empire never uses cordon or security. No barricades. No pre planned gun emplacements. Officers outnumber enlisted 3/1 in a lot of scenes. It's all pants on head moronic unless you have the brain of a woman or a dsa onion twink
Officers outnumber enlisted in the scenes where the officers are talking, but we see a tonne of grunts and stormtroopers.
But yeah, the tactics aren't perfect, but that's probably just more an innate thing about story telling with main and important characters. It's less egregious about nobody dying than, say, Kenobi, but it's obviously still there
I'm almost exclusively talking about the funeral riot. Seriously, count the uniforms and tell me there isn't three chiefs for every indian. The writing is on the wall though as for why their command post looked like a Kenosha car dealership instead of Iraq circa 2009: the triumphant "peaceful protests" mythology makes (target demo's) vaginys tingle from the same rush of hormones that literally compel them to go "aww!!!" every time baby Yoda spits up.
Well I'll give you credit for at least writing out your criticisms rather than just lol blandor.
No one cares about you Blandor midwits. Your ugly piece of shit show has already been cancelled. Enjoy your 2nd season of brown people antifa slice of life shit and leave us non-tastelets alone with your slop.
I hope you enjoy your 20 minute episodes of your negress waifu girl bossing it to the max you heathen troglodyte.
You deserve everything KK gave you with the ST.
It's always hilarious how you people can't into nuance at all. KK this, KK that. As if I'd care about dyed hair grandma or any of the Abrams/Kasdan/Johnson hackery. As if I had any investment in Disney's wellbeing (I do not, I hope they perish).
Holy reddit batman.
Going for a
>no u
now?
Thanks I will, hope you enjoy a life or being unloved and unwanted
Andor haters are literally KK's goon squad trying to smear it to make her crap look better.
Andor haters are like the kind of people who watch the fast films, or think the expendables is cinema.
I enjoyed Andor, but the motherfrickers who latched onto that show and demand that all SW media should be some super serious show detailing the ins and outs of fascism need to hang from a tree
>"A Star Wars show with lightsabers, droids, magic, and aliens? I'M LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND!!!"
>motherfrickers
>fascism
Did you discover Cinemaphile from browsing reddit by any chance?
Agreed. Andor is great as a contained nugget in the overall picture, but for the love of God please don't make all of the space wizard adventure series 'adult'.
the movies are basic good and evil, the shows should be more nuanced, maybe even a reason for the empire to exist and where it is a good force in a chaotic region
in the books the imperial remnant joined with the new republic against a foreign invader, maybe something like that?
>new republic
Why not actually be a little based and go full on Fel Empire.
>light side imperial jedi that fight against the usurper sith empire and wants to be allied with the jedi order
that would be pretty sick
i also want a show where empire/sith go about their everyday business, not being maniacally evil and works to secure peace and justice
a show about how the sith fight for freedom, not supremacy, like their code dictates
>i also want a show where empire/sith go about their everyday business, not being maniacally evil and works to secure peace and justice
>a show about how the sith fight for freedom, not supremacy, like their code dictates
I don't know matey, but I wouldn't buy so much into Star Wars philosophy. I like the Fel Empire because its monarchistic.
Just what I like in my starwars entertainment, a holocaust
millions in 3 days?
>what is the Jedi purge
>Jedi is now a race
Oy vey think of the 9,000, we can't have anodda Sith...
As much as I advocate for a Fel ascendency story where he rises through the ranks through merit and favor from the right people (Vader, thrawn..) and makes a lot of enemies through being a reformer with a culture of loyalty among the ranks rather than backstabbing and corruption, we all know "white man good monarch power fantasy" is impossible with the state of the company.
What we'd get is a strong black woman hijacking his story in an adaptation where she's a double agent for the rebellion from day one and schools all dem whyte bois an den she become da queenz.
>but the motherfrickers who latched onto that show and demand that all SW media should be some super serious
I don't think there are that many of those people, though. Most people that responded well to Andor were reacting to the fact the show had craft and effort put into it instead of just coasting on familiarity.
>craft and effort put into it
Also a budget of $250M.
That helped.
Who asked that? I want shows like Andor in the sense that they are NOT completely beholden to just mindlessly repeat references and plots from the OT, that take their own focus on whatever aspect of Star Wars they want, and are driven by a clear vision and passion for the aspect they're exploring, and not simply a generic "love of Star Wars". I want effort and thought put in.
You'd have to be moronic to think when someone asks for more like Andor, they meant literally just exactly the same as Andor.
>I want shows like Andor in the sense that they are NOT completely beholden to just mindlessly repeat references and plots from the OT
this is funny because 90% of the show is referencing the OT, especially considering you're still just in a REBELS VS EMPIRE zeitgeist but now with postmodernist "le grey morality" subversive drek tacked onto it just like the sequels
>MEMBER TIE FIGHTERS? MEMBER STORMTROOPERS? MEMBER X-WINGS? MEMBER MON MOTHMA?
not referential, gimme a fricking break
You do not understand what a reference is.
I think if you're so strapped for callbacks that you're attempting to use "stormtroopers exist" as a callback reference, you should just stop.
does Mon Mothma or does she not play a vital role in this tv series you suck off more than the movies that made the franchise you pretend to like
How is that a "callback reference"? You just said yourself she's a lead character on the show, making it literally not a fanservice cameo, but a character little explored actually being explored.
4chins anons are such gutter frick morons that they think taking place in the same setting is a "memberberry" because they saw it greentext
Then why is it a fricking reference when the main characters from one show (Rebels) are also the main characters of another (Ahsoka)? Am I supposed to be angry that Worf and Brian are major characters in Deep Space Nine? That Stargate SG-1 has Sha'uri and Col. O'Neill from Stargate the movie in it?
No one is saying Ahsoka being in the Ahsoka show is a reference. Not even the OP.
They're talking about pointless in your face fanservice cameos and references that serve no purpose but to "pop the crowd" and to cover for a lack of individuality in the series. A background reference is one thing, but constant "remember STAR WARS things" stopping to stare at the camera, doing nothing with them but referencing their existence, that's a bad thing and has been a bane of recent Star Wars media because it's too much, it makes it feel small, repetitive and incestuous.
wow, the leader of the Rebellion features as a major character in a series about the Rebellion?
I love how this moron simultaneously whines that Andor didn't have enough Star Wars references and tropes, while also proclaiming that existing in any way in the Star Wars setting is apparently "a reference".
>Andor has uh....stormtroopers in it. So that means it's the same as TROS repeating ROTJ.
when did this discussion start becoming about sequel shit
When else am I supposed to reference bad Star Wars media that is overly reliant on just repeating parts of Star Wars over in place of an original vision?
I was under the impression we were discussing andor vs ahsoka
I haven't seen Ahsoka.
Anti-andor is code for 'anti-kino'.
At least we've been warned.
Anti-andor is code for being based.
>midwit goes for the lowest hanging fruit again
You know people by the enemies they pick.
You want another one, okay the kind of people that don't recognize Mad Max 1979 as the superior film to Road Warrior and basically every other.
The tension created in the original was so far superior to everything else after, especially fury road which should have been called reddit road.
Woah, tell me more, you seem really smart.
Andor CHADS always win.
Win what? A cringe contest?
Okay, it's Total Blandor Death ITT.
What the frick
I thought nuWars was all about bashing fascists, now it's about commies?
why is every star wars thing for the last 15 years female focused?
The force is female chud
Because that is the main Star Wars fanbase you motherfricker you! Most Star Wars fans are fricking female!
People like pussy
>IT'S NOT TROO
andor was a good show made with a director with vision so they are clarifying that ahsoka will be made by committee and be the worst thing ever done to the star wars franchise
Lmao. It was made by some Bri*ish Labour boomer and the reason it looked a little better than the other slop is that it cost a quarter billion to make.
>British
Was that so hard to type out?
It means no Ewoks
Leftist self-image is the funniest thing in the world.
Slopsoka and Trandor are both garbage.
ALL NU WARS IS homosexual SHIT.
I love you.
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It's shit.
what the frick does fluffy mean? anyways just stop watching
People didn't like Andor for being some slow burn drama with nuanced commentary on Marxism. They liked it for the TIE Fighter kino.
It doesn’t mean anything. Imagine expecting worthwhile art or media critique from a fricking pop media outlet.
One of the few non-NPCs ITT.
Why are there so many single biome planets in Star Wars universe? Should most planets have a variety of environments?
Who cares? They'd be too samey if you made them more realistic.
Can someone photoshop Rosario’s full frontal nude scene to make her look like a naked Asoka ? Thanks
Frick off. Coomer.
Andor is overrated.
Anyone have that meme of Peter Griffin clapping that makes fun of Filoni fans?
No, I have something better.
I lost interest in a girl because she said she loved the Kenobi show
Eh. Women are kind of what you make of them, given of course that a lot of them have been ruined by terrible fathers and unfricking that is no fun.
Is anybody else tired of being gaslit by journo bugs and edgy midwits that Andor is good? It's the same boring soulless cynical garbage as everything else on tv for the past 20 years, I can get the same sort of "entertainment" from watching season #9,000,000 of Law and Order, except it's tricking people into thinking it's good because it's wearing the flayed skin of Star Wars like Buffalo Bill. Star Wars is not dreary bleak bureaucratic gobbledyasiatic and defeatist tankie agitprop, it's about space wizards and fighter aces going on heroic missions to rescue princesses and defeat bad guys with the help of alien and robot sidekicks.
Good post.
Bad post.
JJ thought like you too, which is why the sequels are all moronic flash and dumb "humor".
Star Wars is for 12 year olds. 12 year olds take their fiction seriously, they engage with it as though they see it as being real. Meanwhile the "haha space wizards and adventure" crowd think it's for six year olds, and just do the bare minimum to make the viewer smile like a toddler looking at jangling keys.
And yet you got filtered by the Prequels.
The Prequels are for midwits.
No, you're the midwit.
No, you're the midwit.
>Andor is for midwits.
FTFY
>Andor is for people that recognize good television.
FTFY
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>good television
>Andor good
>prequels bad
this tells you everything you need to know about the people who hate Ahsoka, Rebels, Mandalorian, etc, which is the best possible endorsement I could think of for this new show (I'm still not going to watch it until I can pirate it)
JJ didn't think like this at all, you're completely fricking deranged
What was the point of this? If youve found the wreckage and can line the two up… weren’t you already there?
Looks like that's a space wizard on a heroic mission to rescue the space map to defeat the bad guys with the help of her homie sidekick.
Andor is competently shot and some of the actors involved are decent at their jobs, which is somehow supposed to make up for the glacial pace, bad dialogue, poor prop and costume design, cookie cutter side characters, and uninspired plot. Andy Serkis is in it though so I guess it has that going for it.
>Andor is competently shot and some of the actors involved are decent at their jobs
yeah I can say the same thing about The Last Jedi too, but that doesn't mean I'm going to defend it as the...wait a minute, you don't suppose the Trandor-shills are the same people who were performing TLJ apologetics all those years ago?
Andor for Andorrans!
Ive seen her pussy
I have too, and I want to see it again
I want to see Hayden railing that orange bawd's puffy shaven labia
That Star Wars been dead and shit since Episode 1. Kwab.
Now compare that to the bland mess Andor is.
it's just different degrees of soullessness versus the SOVL of the OT
>What does that even mean
THIS SHOW IS SHIT, AND THATS A GOOD THING basically
>Andor = Kino
>Anti-Andor = AHHHHHHHHHH
>the same homosexual is still spamming the same whiny bullshit about Andor a YEAR later
It mindbroke him.
does this one guy spamming the thread think he is subtle?
I thought Ahsoka was meant to be really cute and flirty and show her midriff and long legs, but instead in this show she looks really ugly and I bet she doesn't do any of those things.
Just a reminder this same homosexual has been whining nonstop about Andor, a show he has not even watched, for over a year.
I wasn't even aware this show existed as long as a year, I only just learned of its existence a few months ago, probably around March or April
it's still soulless drek
Mysteriously you post the exact same shit
maybe if multiple people have the same complaint about something that could mean it's an actual flaw?
Except you don't name any flaws. You just spam the same meaningless attempts at a catchphrase.
Fast paced garbage (slop)?
Mom Mothma is moronic anyway, you expect me to believe she was elected the new Chief of State instead if the galaxy devolving into constant counter revolutions? Lucas was dumb.
I watched Andor up to the meteor shower part and I am bored out of my mind. when does this show get good?
episode 4, 5, and the last hour of rogue one are the only star wars content I enjoyed btw
means it's shit