Ahsoka series Chads, how are we doing?
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Ahsoka series Chads, how are we doing?
Ahsoka series Chads, how are we doing?
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YJK
she's feeling the lightsaber once again
looks like anakin has constructed his own lightsaber, if you know what I mean
You ever think they banged?
Definitely.
BWC strikes again
>went to the same acting school
What do ya think??
Why are the veins in his head popping
dark side energy
Which head
He’s really excited for something
He’s an adult man
How can you tell? You have x-ray vision?
She Cute
just casual sex nothing serious
just a couple of colleague getting naked and inserting body parts into each other
you know just normal stuff
No
Yes but casual
honestly how do i start dating a strong, independent black woman who will set me straight and make me less racist? i feel like acquiring an ebony queen would be a healthy life decision for me.
Tinder
Enjoy the aids
You're most likely racist and prejudiced against poor black people, which a lot of them unfortunately are. I'd suggest finding one from a bigger city who's parents are upper middle class
eat beans during cars 2
Dis homie meetin queens
I married a black girl. Here’s some advice.
>the “strong black woman” image is reactionary; they’re taught to be confrontational, or get walked over. It gets old, but you won’t experience it if you make them feel comfortable and they’re smart enough to have adult conversation. In a good environment, they grow out of it.
>A LOT of black women are collectively realizing that black men are overwhelmingly trash. Think of the “podcast homie” archetype, and the “deadbeat dad.” They’re tired of it. They don’t want to be single moms.
>BMWF relationships are far less successful than BFWM relationships. The former are layabout black men hunting for fat white girls who treat them ‘exotic’, then knock them up and leave. The latter are upwardly-mobile black women who want a stable home.
>The children of BFWM relationships are often considered “less black” by the black community because they grew up in a two-parent household. These girls HATE this stereotype.
>A good education will make her classier and less hostile, but a liberal arts education may instill a victim complex
>You’re generally competing with exes who did less than the bare minimum. Leaning to cook simple-yet-decent meals will take you a loooong way. For the type of woman you want, maturity and transparency will go a long way. Never “play games”, and demand the same of her.
>Do not be afraid to flirt straightforwardly; they like it. Just don’t “act black”. A lot of guys try, and it’s not a good look. Black gals definitely like when guys dress up. A collared shirt, chinos, and a nice watch always helped me.
>When they say ‘ya stupid’ or ‘you play too much,’ pay attention to their tone. See if it’s playful. There’s a decent chance they’re flirting.
>A lot of them will act ‘extra black’ (louder, trashier, etc) in a whiter or fancier environment. This is insecurity. Try to avoid gals who do this.
Ask specific questions if you want more.
have a nice day
God that was pretty funny to me for some reason, based anon
Lol, this isnt chud speak. What are you doing on Cinemaphile?
Unironically taking time off work to care for a terminally ill family member, meaning I have a lot of downtime, but interruptions are too frequent to do long tasks.
The chudcels feathers are very ruffled from jealousy and intense sexual/emotional frustration after reading your post.
Shit is hilarious.
Lmao your family member is shitting themselves to death.
I hope they fricking suffer. Prob got their gay lil cancer rag on their head lol
I'd be terminally ill as well if my son was married to a Black person
Yet these "chuds" still live rent free in your head and make you sound like you're chronically online. Cool it with that shit.
you either type this whole thing or you saved it from somewhere else to post here, think about your life for a while
>NOOO YOU CAN'T BE GENUINE Cinemaphile IS FOR SHITPOSTING
>BUT ALSO YOU CAN'T SHITPOST IF IT'S NOT THE SHITPOSTS I LIKE
slit your wrists
what's the color of her pussy?
How do you talk to black women you see in public? Like as in cold approaching. Like you see a cute black girl at the gym how would you approach?
I had a few black women flirt with me, I think they have a form of autism. One just walked up to and blurted “you have a really nice body sir”, then got kind of embarrassed and followed me around for a minute or so. I thought it was a joke or a prank but no one was filming, she genuinely just didn’t know what to do next.
just talk to her
Ya but how? How do you break the ice?
introduce yourself, say you have a BWC, let nature take its course
If you’re at the gym introduce yourself and ask her if she can teach you her routine or something
The answer is “just like any other woman,” they’re just a bit friendlier and less skittish imo. You basically want to throw out a conversation invite, and give them the opportunity to pass or chat.
It’s cliche, but my cold-open advice is to compliment something they put effort into or that sets them apart. Instead of blurting shit out, I sometimes started like “I know you probably get this all the time, but…” Just don’t ask/try to touch their hair or give advice on how they should do it, they get annoyed by white people constantly doing that. Just be pleasant. If they react really well (light up, stop to talk), spend 30 seconds talking and invite them out (“I don’t usually do this, but can I take you to dinner?”). Be direct. If they’re not into it, or they have a bf, remain pleasant, wish them well, don’t lash out.
The gym is kind of a weird one bc a lot of girls are on a mission and don’t want to be bothered, so do NOT approach if they have headphones in (general courtesy). I’d honestly just compliment them on their exercise. I once asked a girl how much she benched while she was between sets, and I can’t remember what she said, but I responded with “that’s badass”, mentioned I was jealous of her lats and she lit up lol. I wasn’t even flirting, just mirin, but it’ll be a self-confidence boost for the rest of her life.
The best place is any kind of outdoor festival, like a fireworks show. They get drunk/hype, they get gregarious and extra outgoing. They’re in a fun-loving mood. I’ve had good luck with CHEESY shit (“Be careful, don’t get arrested… you’re out here stealing my heart”). Again, not too serious.
And at the risk of stating the obvious: don’t be a fricking creep. Don’t make a beeline for them, don’t keep them talking when they don’t want to, don’t interrupt someone who’s focused on something else. Just be casual and decent. Thanks for reading my blogpost, hopes it helps bro.
>“Be careful, don’t get arrested… you’re out here stealing my heart”
jesus, this reads like baaaaaaaaaad fanfic
Different anon, but I can confirm corny lines work well.
>They love cornbread and corny lines
Kino
I know, it’s stupid. But flirting with strangers is stupid. Besides, it’s fun. At worst you get a chuckle. At best, you get a big laugh and they blush. You gotta live in the moment.
It can also be a sign of confidence. A person too caught up in what others would think wouldn't use a line like that. Someone just messing around and keeping the date informal. As long as it isn't delivered with m'lady tier sincerity, but rather as a clear joke from someone wanting to keep things fun and light, even the corniest shit will play well. Doesn't matter how hot she is, she's nervous too, and if you can reliably throw out stupid icebreakers that help her relax and feel comfortable around you, you're in like flynn
Is it true that black girls hate anal but still endure it for their man?
Is it true they'll pretend to like it even if you torment their butthole?
Pretty sure that’s all women
You’d save yourself a lot of trouble by skipping it
So you're saying I can force apples up her peach if I can get her to love me enough?
Trannies love anal. Some women will get off on the power dynamics but they still prefer blowjobs. Both of those are inferior to regular sex so there’s no point really
holy incels, women love anal
Transgenders arent women dipshit
neither are you Black person
Have you made any goblin kids yet
Seems like a lot of work to frick a bottom of the barrel woman.
>just be nice
>dont act like a Black person
>go for the ones with decent self steem and mid class
Is not really a lot.
Don’t forget
>Be respectful of their upbringing
But yeah, if that’s a lot to ask of somebody, they’re gonna have a bad life.
>a liberal arts education may instill a victim complex
true for everyone including white males
How did you come to terms with knowing you can never have kids without creating disgusting mutts?
Either way the Amish are the good future, so put your effort into arming your kids so they can fight the future Great War on the right side
lol what? mulatta female "mutts" are top tier. Hotter than whites even.
No I don't want more. Not at all. I want less. A lot less.
>Have jungle fever
>Live in a small mostly white rural town
>Went to a all boys school so incredibly autistic around girls and can't tell when someone is flirting
>acquiring
I'm gonna stop you right there, champ.
They already did their peak fight in rebels and then did it again in obiwan, there's nothing left to show with her and vader
>rebels
normies didn't watch that, normies want live action shit they can share on twitter and post screen caps in this god forsaken place
>ywn have a cute black girl hold onto you and smile like that
why live bros?
Why won’t you?
>black
She is barely black
W
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Kinoa
How does he do it bros?
Literally every Ahsoka actress look at him as if they are ready to frick.
He looks like shit.
It's the lighting
He would be improved by bangs or Botox, but he could still get it.
do you want him to get bogged?
He just needs to smooth out his forehead a bit.
This is what my hairline looks like. What stage on the Norwood scale is this?
Naturally thinning now balding
from what i researched, he gets a lot of sun buying things for his farm, this fricked his skin
What a wholesome motherfricker.
He should wear a hat.
Does he actually farm or is it just a meme to him
Factos
>Literally calls him sexy on stage in front of thousands of people
Damn Hayden makes Ahsokas thirsty
I wish i had her suit
No seriously how does he do it with that eroded hairline
women don't care about hair as much as you think wuss
Because women have seen him choke a b***h out. They know he is capable of doing dark dirty shit to them. Plus he is tall.
Because if you have a good face, keep in shape and have his personality skills that's all that matters. He's aging like wine
>Luke, did I ever tell you about skywalker ranch
For a good time, go to sadpanda and search Ahsoka's final training 😉
Hayden seems like the kinda dude to really be into swirling
Nah, he is exclusively into tiny brunette israeliteesses
did they frick?
She was a good friend.
It just hits diff black bros...
Why are they like this
i want to touch her hair
The more natural the hair, the more likely she is to dedicate her life to draining the soul out of white men dick-first
Hard to look glamorous in a downtown apartment.
Ayyyyy mamasita como esta la negra
why is it with gay Black person whites saying they want to le touch Black hair? she is cute and i want to sniff her neck, but touching her hair is flaming. have a nice day
Got sick of destructive black men
It's the smell.
>will never have a light skinned black gf with a fuzzy afro
Woooow are zoomer black girls the biggest race traitors?
I don’t think it’s a generational thing. It’s like half of all single black women just realized “black men ain’t shit,” and switched over to white guys.
Based?
this is giving me a flagging erection. does this mean I’m straight? I currently identify as trans-attracted.
You're gay possibly bisexual
>Trannies
You genuinely just watch too much porn. Give up all screens for a week, no exceptions, and see what happens.
>flagging erection
What is that? Flaming homosexual?
They are a precious gift to be protected
Sex
I hate you race mixing fricks so much
Love transcends skin color.
No it doesn't. Hate and suspicion should be the only feeling you have to people who aren't your kind.
Sad.
Love isn’t real.
Go back to r/rickandmorty
t. slave to the chemicals in his brain
Buck status: broken
Dawson broke up with Corey Booker, and Christiansen hasn’t had a public relationship since he broke up with Bilson a million years ago. Christiansen/Dawson could happen.
that would be funny
>Dates Bong goblin Danny Boyle
>Dates lolsorandum israelite Eric Andre
>Becomes Corey Booker's beard
She sure can pick em. Hayden would be a godsend.
I thought this guy stopped acting.
Ewan got $2.8M per episode of Kenobi. Even if Hayden got a quarter of that it would be worth getting off his ass for.
I think he basically took a break, did a few things here and there and bought a farm.
Seriously based dude, just quietly retires to his farm after making millions instead of being a Hollywood coked up chronic attention prostitute.
at least he's not bald
I want a black gf bros. But I want a white child. Can I talk a black girl into me a child with a surogate mother. Or w.e they are called
Have a white partner first (women love single dads), or get a light-skinned/mixed woman (picrel)
Knock up a white girl, dump her, get rich and you'll naturally end up with a young black wife
If she's light skinned it'll properly be fine.
Just believe anon
Something ain't right here.
If you want a black gf anon, you better take responsibility that your sacred duty as a white man is to bless her womb with your seed and bleach her family tree.
I’ve see several couples like this where the kid turns out white
I've dated a mixed indian girl for 7 years and I'm pretty sure I'll be with her the rest of my life
feels good sirs