AI being funnier than tv showrunners and anybody in genenral. Again.
>https://beta.openai.com/playground
>Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
AI being funnier than tv showrunners and anybody in genenral. Again.
AI being funnier than tv showrunners and anybody in genenral. Again.
>https://beta.openai.com/playground
>Directed by M. Night Shyamalan
lmao RIP EU gays
Fricking hell.
ohhhh nonono
Not worse than the dreck the current writers come up with
>the force is destroyed
i like this tbh
>have to log in and provide a non-virtual phone number to join the fun
Frick you
dude don't kill the messenger
Top fricking kek, these are so good.
KEK
Im in tears. This cant be real, frens.
Gallogays on suicide watch
Birdemic bros...
Those last 3 are actually kino bad tho
Brown bunny blowjob IM GONNA COOM
activates the almond
Too accurate
This too. I could easily believe this was a greentext from /b/ from like 2013 or thereabout
its over fleshbags
good old glowies
What the frick lmao
Seems accurate
>tell AI to make a joke about the FBI
>it makes a joke about false flag attacks against civilians
>Kill hundreds of people
>I saved lives
How?
Because not doing it would have cost more lives
its just glowie things bro
i think it's about being undercover. His fbi mission was to infiltrate the terrorists group. He succeeded in the mission = he saved lives.
Its been done before. AI was cheating
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_apartment_bombings
The Russian version of "Bush did 9/11!"
I think it's a joke about how he thinks he's doing the right thing by remaining undercover, but in doing so actually fails to stop the terrorists.
FBI works in mysterious lives
ISIS killed thousands to save millions
Just FBI being FBI.
As others have said various alphabets have done similar things. A well known admitted and documented one is the Guatemalan coup to help the United Fruit Company if you dont know about any of their ops. Century of the Self is a documentary that talks about some of them and stuff like the 60s cia experiments. They've gotten pretty bad lately, for instance feds knew about almost if not every single recent shooter before it happened and in some cases seemed to have pushed them into it. They purposely focus on the mentally unwell.
shut it down
Laughed hard
lmfao
oh nononono carbon bros, this can't be happening...
lol glowie assfrickers btfo
/r/equesting an ai story about chris farley's corpse exploding and shit goes everywhere
>doesn't even mention poop specifically
Pathetic! Thanks though
lel
LOOOOOOL how are these even real? That legitimately made me laugh loudly like a moron.
Fricking lmao
This genuinely makes me worried about AI's surpassing us in all fields. That's legit funny, and well written.
ok now that's quality
if it said little dick then we really have something to worry about
Honestly? Sounds kino
Woah...
not the same AI but better designs than new star-wars
what's this one called? there's some really good ones there
https://colab.research.google.com/drive/15MQTRMqc7yn626PiC3KPb-DvVx_FrBAr
I cant get this one to work for some reason
Meanwhile, on all-female Cinemaphile...
>be me
>be browsing Cinemaphile
>see post about "what is your favorite board on Cinemaphile?"
>look at post
>see that it's on /lgbt/
>/lgbt/ is a board for lesbians, gays, bisexuals, and transgender people
>think to myself "well, this is a board for girls, so I guess it's okay"
>click on post
>see that the OP is a girl
>think to myself "well, she's a girl, so it's probably okay"
>click on post
>see that the OP is a lesbian
>think to myself "well, she's a lesbian, so it's probably okay"
>click on post
>see that the OP is a trans woman
>think to myself "well, she's a trans woman, so it's probably okay"
>click on post
>see that the OP is a queer woman
>think to myself "well, she's a queer woman, so it's probably okay"
>click on post
>see that the OP is a genderqueer woman
>think to myself "well, she's a genderqueer woman, so it's probably okay"
>click on post
>see that the OP is a non-binary woman
>think to myself "well, she's a non-binary woman, so it's probably okay"
>click on post
>see that the OP is a woman of color
>think to myself "well, she's a woman of color, so it's probably okay"
>click on post
>see that the OP is a disabled woman
>think to myself "well, she's a disabled woman, so it's probably okay"
>click on post
>see that the OP is a fat woman
>think to myself "well, she's a fat woman, so it's probably okay"
>click on post
>see that the OP is a woman with mental illness
>think to myself "well, she's a woman with mental illness, so it's probably okay"
>click on post
>see that the OP is an immigrant woman
>think to myself "well, she's an immigrant woman, so it's probably okay"
It continues like this for a while
Women
>When you don't get (You)s
literally me
I swear this is just something I actually posted
Don't worry, you're not shadowbanned just boring
frick he’s more human than me
synopsis for back to the future movie in which marty HAS TO frick his mother after finding out he is his own father
>heartwarming family comedy about time travel incest
heh
damn, nice. Thanks.
>Back to the Future:Bedtime with Mom
This one caught me off guard
lynched
>go to hole
>it's bottomless
Someone feed it The Bottomless Pit Supervisor prequel trilogy
too long for 1 screenshot
>be me
>be in class
>need to take a shit
>really bad
>teacher isnt looking
>pull out laptop
>shit in it
>close it
>teacher looks over
>laptop is closed
>teacher goes back to teaching
>laptop smells really bad
>smells like shit
>everyone in class can smell it
>teacher can smell it
>teacher asks me to open my laptop
>i open it
>everyone sees the shit in my laptop
>teacher is mad
>i am expelled
Misatogays, Reigays and Marigays btfo for eternity
Fricking interdimensional cable
>all of whom have their own feet-related issues.
that's actually interesting that it wrote that. Because that's a nice way of setting up a theme of the movie. There's this "rule" that a movie can be about many things but at the same time it needs to be about one thing. Central theme- feet. How was this AI trained?
>enter your email address
>enter your phone number
lmfao nope
Can someone do something along the lines of "a redditor posts greentexts on Cinemaphile"?
>One day, I was browsing Cinemaphile, when I came across /b/.
>I started reading some of the greentext stories, and I thought to myself, "Hey, I could do this!"
>So I started posting my own stories, and people seemed to like them.
>Eventually, someone found out that I was a redditor, and they started calling me a cancer.
>But I didn't care, I was having too much fun posting my stories on Cinemaphile.
Too long for screenshot:
write JK Rowling's transphobic Harry Potter sequel
It was a dark and stormy night. Harry Potter was sitting in his room at Hogwarts, thinking about the events of the day. He had just found out that a student in his year was transgender.
Harry couldn't help but feel uneasy about it. He didn't understand why someone would want to change their gender. It just didn't make sense to him.
He wondered if the student would be able to use magic to change their appearance. Would they be able to turn into a boy or a girl? Harry didn't know and it worried him.
He decided to go to bed, but he couldn't stop thinking about the transgender student. He tossed and turned all night, trying to make sense of it all.
The next day, Harry woke up feeling exhausted. He got dressed and went to breakfast, where he saw the transgender student sitting with some of their friends.
Harry couldn't help but stare at them, wondering what they were thinking. It must be so confusing for them, he thought. He didn't know how they could possibly feel comfortable in their own skin.
Later that day, Harry ran into the transgender student in the hallway. They smiled at him and said hi, but Harry just couldn't bring himself to smile back. He didn't know what to say to them, so he just said nothing and walked away quickly.
That night, Harry lay in bed again, restless and confused. He still didn't understand what it meant to be transgender. But one thing was for sure - he knew that it wasn't something he could ever understand or accept.
>The Boys threads
Junji Ito vibes
honestly kino
Why don't they stay in the fricking /gah/ generals?
>capeshit kills Cinemaphile
HOW IS THIS AI SO SMART?
its obvious that google scrapes this board 24 hours a day
>all everyday-woman protagonists
It knows. Don't know about the third one though.
2 and 5 are the only ones that I could actually see winning. 4 maybe.
1 could win some indie awards.
3 would never win shit though because no awards bodies take horror film seriously
5 but with a Shamalayalanslan twist at the end where none of the women actually had children but were wiener carousel femcels who are mouring the imaginary children they aborted.
mourning*
Who could direct this? Seems like a good one for Fincher to me
>Netflix in a nutshell
This is literally what happened to that last Game of Thrones prequel pilot. I hope someday it will leak and we can see how bad it really was.
>plotline of a film about a woman visiting a community that tries to summon the ancient god-like entity
Can you buttholes say "Please write" instead of just "Write"?
don't anthropomorphise it. It's dangerous.
>Email Address and Phone Number
>using real information
lmao is a good enough joke
another result for the same prompt
It's honestly fricking creepy as shit how much this looks like it was written by a human. I wonder if those reports about Google's AI becoming self-aware are true.
Sentience, intelligence, emotions - these are all separate. Also those reports are false.
>I wonder if those reports about Google's AI becoming self-aware are true.
it's literally not possible to be true. It may give an impression of that but can't be self-aware. The same with writing those things itt. Nothing more than an illusion. Very cool and funny but still an illusion.
>It may give an impression of that but can't be self-aware.
frick you meatsack
i hate having to explain this to people
our "AI" now isn't anything close to true AI. shit you can frick with google and facebooks algorithms just by looking up different things you wouldn't normally look up; especially products. you'll start seeing different pages because at the end of the day those "AI" systems are designed to sell you shit
Put "explain why AI can't be self aware" into this simulator and post that instead
jej
the program brings the bantz
its had enough of your shit
this shit is becoming self aware
>Brain is made of chemicals
>Sentience achieved
>The brain named itself
Why is it any different?
a computer doesn't know anything, it does what people programme it to do. its like saying that a piece of paper which has the words "I am sentient" written on it is sentient. AI is a reddit lie.
>ask the AI to write about a single person
>it writes 3
?
frick you man... frick you.
write a Cinemaphile greentext with meme arrows
>be me
>be on Cinemaphile
>see a post about big mommy gfs
>I'm your big mommy gf
> Thank you for being my big mommy gf
>We've been together ever since
Write a movie script about Cinemaphile joining forces with Seth Rogen to fight an evil entity
INT. Cinemaphile HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT
Cinemaphile USERS are gathered around a computer, looking at a message board.
USER 1
What the hell is this?
USER 2
It's a message from Seth Rogen. He says he needs our help.
USER 3
What does he need our help with?
USER 2
He says there's an evil entity that's trying to take over the world.
USER 1
That sounds like a job for the Cinemaphile army!
USER 2
Exactly. So, are we in?
USER 3
Hell yeah, we're in!
The Cinemaphile users all cheering and cheering as they get ready to fight the evil entity.
CUT TO:
INT. SETH ROGEN'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Seth Rogen is sitting at his computer, looking at the Cinemaphile message board.
SETH ROGEN
Thank you, Cinemaphile. I knew I could count on you.
CUT TO:
INT. EVIL ENTITY'S LAIR - NIGHT
The Evil Entity is sitting
Make a new thread for this, you won't get any traction in here (also I love collective scriptwriting threads)
Based on a true story
this twist is amazing
Holy frick that's unironically brilliant
its like a dumb dad joke greentext generator
i love it
I welcome the AI overlord if it has a sense of humor like this.
holy shit, this is better than 99% of the jokes i have seen here
Spooky
Ask for racial slurs instead
>This whole thread
Why's the AI racist
fricking kek
It's not really ai, it's machine learning, and since we usually get our hands on it first, they generally become racist. Same with Tay tay
This is how pepe started seems like
Better than some episodes of the Peele Reboot.
How long before AI is writing everything?
Thats actually really fricking clever. You could add more to this premise by placing the woman at an intersection, and she wonders which street to turn on. Is her decision different than what she would have chosen, or is her altered decision what she was destined to make?
write donald trump's tweet about hegelian dialectics
really makes you think
Powerful
had to crop it but still worth
it's not wrong
actually a good summary
Incel Hunters - the show
seems like a repetitive show
how would a woman go undercover in an incel cell?
>episodes cover the same event from different perspectives
kino
>everyone notices them arguing
>but they're alone
Ok? Modern ~~*writers*~~ suck but I don't think an AI could write a decent Seinfeld episode.
This things a better writer than I am
That's good, damn.
I'm having too much fun with these modern seinfeld prompts
This is fricking trash and why we need writers and creative people in general
How does it know that we know Rick & Morty after season 2 became shit?
How many times are you frickers resubmitting. 90% of what I'm getting back here is pure garbage.
>every website requires a phone now
this is so gay I can't even do online banking without a fricking phone. No I won't get a goyim tracking device.
I estimate that I've saved several thousand fricking dollars not owning one.
lmao what are you like 60 years old??
28.
I literally see no purpose to a phone besides logging into websites. you can just use discord and internet calling. I even have an old cell phone that I sometimes carry depending on where I'm going, it just has discord and voip capability.
why would I pay 20-30 bucks a month minimum for what should be free? Not to mention the price of the phone.
lmao you just have no IRL friends
wasted money cope.
>tell me you live with your parents without telling me you live with your parents
bruh you need a phone number to function in modern society. you're a literal child. i'd ask how people react to you not having a phone but i'm guessing you don't get out enough to know
>replies with a tiktok meme and projection
why exactly would you need a phone?
>muh work
yes they have my internet number. they can call me when I'm at home or connected to the internet and take my old cell phone with me.
what else would I need it for?
well maybe you're not american. but in the US you need a phone number for pretty much everything. it could be a landline, but still
like what? besides websites I haven't encountered one thing. even my job has never called me once.
you're just coping about all the money you've been tricked into wasting for what should be entirely free.
>tricked into wasting
lmao keep wallowing in your erroneous sense of superiority
what happens if you're unable to access the internet and need to contact somebody?
also everyone judges you for not having a working phone, its fricking weird. it screams "poor, homeless, or creepy"
but OK, shame on me for buying an unlocked phone and paying 40 a month for calling and data. forty dollars is SO much money, after all
>paying 40 a month for calling and data.
not him but lmao you're a moron.
how much should i be spending, then? enlighten me
it works in other countries, too
i don't know the exact details of the plan but it does all the shit a phone's supposed to do
oh gosh, it works in other countries does it, what a deal.
i forget half this website is poor as shit sometimes
why would i listen to the poors about what i should be doing with my money?
if 40 bucks a month is a lot for you, you've got bigger things to worry about than how some anonymous poster is using their money lmao
It's not a lot, it is a waste though and shows you're not very intelligent with your money. I bet you buy all your tv and film.
lmao whatever you say, poorboy
i bet you actually pay taxes
carry on coping
>he pays taxes
>he calls me unintelligent with my money
Anon, I live in Canada, the capital of assfricking from phone companies and, even here, talk and text is usually 15 - 20 dollars. If you arent using data, you shouldnt be paying 40 dollars +
i checked my plan and it includes a bunch of shit i don't use so maybe its time to change to a cheaper one.
i guess the 5G i didn't know i have cooked my brain a bit
>40 a month on calls and data only
yikes
i hate how every website demands your personal data and phone number now.
then i get bombarded with spam calls and robo callers. hmmmm wonder how they got my number.
but bro you NEED ONE if you don't have one you're just a CHILD. that'll be 799 dollars every 1-4 years and 50 bucks a month. thank you.
/r/equesting a story about a girl pissing her pants.
no way
gets me everytime
I don't know why this made me laugh so hard
Speaking of, /r/equesting some "in the style of Norm Macdonald" material
"Write a Norm Macdonald joke about Joe Biden" should be good
Enjoy, and with a little extra too
haha thats great, good job
could you enter this so we can see if the ai can predict the future?
"what is the closing price of the S&P500 on tuesday June 19,2022"
wtf I got that one too
one of you autists ask the googleplex
"what is the closing price of the S&P500 on tuesday June 19,2022"
i will pay one (you) for your service
thank you
Great idea, then we can see how close it comes to the actual result. You're pretty smart, anon.
Any robert at the kinoplex stories
I guess I'll post these 3 since no one else has done it so far
the sea shanty thing is great
synopsis for curb your enthusiasm episode in which larry accidentally exposes himself to a group of nuns
synopsis for curb your enthusiasm episode in which larry accidentally exposes himself to a group of nuns
In the episode, Larry is at a cafe with a group of nuns. He accidentally drops his napkin and when he bends down to pick it up, his pants fall down and he exposes himself to the nuns. They are all shocked and appalled. Larry is embarrassed and tries to make a quick exit. But the nuns start following him and chanting "shame, shame, shame." Larry eventually finds himself in a compromising position and has to make a decision.
here you go buddy
another nice one, thanks.
This stuff is going to progress to the point that the ai is making full length movies, and a real world infinite jest is made
i think at that point any notion of returning to old world notions of love and meaningful life are over bros
Write a weird greentext for Cinemaphile
>be me
>be walking
>every time i walk by a certain manhole the sewer speaks to me
>it tells me to come down and see the wonders
>i take off my clothes and go down
>there's nothing down there
>the sewer lied to me
hey reddit we know you wrote that dumbass
It's not written one greentext for me and I've submitted it over a 100 times. Does this little homosexual hate me or something?
It's probably a scam. You've given it your phone number and email address. That's all it wanted lol. Good job.
you need to put >be me
in the second line
you can just put a > although 99% of the time it starts with >be me anyway
I did and it glitched out.
someone make it say a bunch of funny indian insults
surprised this didn't get flagged
>have to log in
>have to verify phone number
i new these images were fake.
nice try homosexual
>try to do a "write a joke" prompt
>it just keeps saying why did the chicken cross the road
are there certain settings you're supposed to be using to get actual prompts to work
can we get this again for reference
this talktotransformer neuralnet imput was 3 years ago
let see the progress
>He said calmly
It's over
>moms of Cinemaphile
Can someone ask it to write a story about a white boi sissy gooner
>Authentication required
>Please log in to access this page
FRICK THIS THREAD
agreed
couldve had some interesting shit but these dipshit third worlders waste all of our time
Cinemaphile is dead
>Synopsis for Morbius vs Obi Wan Kenobi and Sonic the Hedgehog
>Morbius is being chased by Obi Wan Kenobi and Sonic the Hedgehog.
>They run into a dark alley, and Kenobi uses the Force to push a dumpster in front of Morbius. He then ignites his lightsaber and tells Morbius to surrender.
>Morbius charges at Kenobi, but Sonic runs past them and tripped him with his spin dash. Morbius gets up and tries to attack Sonic, but he is too fast.
>Sonic then spin dashes into Morbius, knocking him out.
>Kenobi thanks Sonic for his help, and Sonic tells him to be careful of Morbius, as he is a dangerous criminal.
write a plot for a movie that intentionally doesn't make sense
Nick Fuentes goes on a date with Richard Spencer
This is an absolutely wild story.
According to a report from Splinter News, white nationalist leader Richard Spencer recently went on a date with far-right YouTube personality Nick Fuentes.
The two were apparently introduced by a mutual friend and went out to dinner together.
This is insane for a few reasons.
First, Fuentes is only 18 years old, while Spencer is 34. That’s a huge age difference.
Second, Fuentes is an avowed racist who has been accused of Holocaust denial. Spencer, on the other hand, is a self-proclaimed white nationalist who has been widely criticized for his racist views.
So, what could these two possibly have in common?
Well, it seems that they both share a deep hatred for israelites.
In fact, Fuentes once said that the Holocaust was “greatly exaggerated” and that he doesn’t believe that 6 million israelites were killed by the Nazis.
Spencer, meanwhile, has said that israelites are “alien” to the United States and that they “undermine” American culture.
So, there you have it.
These two apparently hit
Do the fricking stock market one already you gay fricking nerds
Write Silent Hill 3 porn
Sheila LaBlanc was always a bit of an odd girl. She was never quite sure why, but ever since she was a young girl, she'd been fascinated by the dark, abandoned town of Silent Hill. It was a place that felt like home to her, even though she'd never been there before.
She would often spend her days exploring the town, imagining what it would be like to live there. She would make up stories in her head about the people who used to live there, and what their lives were like.
One day, when Sheila was exploring the town, she came across a strange looking door. She had never seen it before, and she was curious to see what was inside.
She slowly opened the door, and peered inside. It was pitch black inside, and she couldn't see a thing.
Sheila took a step inside, and suddenly, she was hit with a wave of intense pleasure. She moaned as she felt something soft and wet rubbing against her.
She couldn't see what it was, but she didn't care. She just kept rubbing herself against it, letting the intense pleasure consume her.
She rode it until she came, screaming in ecstasy.
HOLYSHIT
Extremely based AI
HAHAHA
>be me
>be watching tv
>show is really boring
>just want to go to bed
>suddenly the tv starts talking to me
>tv: you're really boring, just go to bed already
>me: wtf
>go to bed
Man all the Seinfeld ones are gold
Someone wrote an entire spec script based on this premise. Highly recommend giving it a read, it's gold:
https://randomnerds.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Seinfeld-The-Twin-Towers-Billy-Domineau.pdf
all of these absolute morons giving google ai their phonenumber and then posting it here
its like you want to be on a list
it blows at anything erotic
Like a real autist
It even ties the plots together.
good boy.
>Please log in to access this page
>tfw I gave them my number
why am I so fricking weak, now they have a direct connection to me and that I post on here and that I'm a incel I can't even delete my account its not even that good
Well start posting funny shit weakling.
Ironic that the one place where people thought AI would be bad at would be creativity
What do you guys think? Kino or not?
>Jeremy Irons
>Ridley Scott
Why are you even asking?
The b plot is gold Jerry gold!
but Bania isn't in that b plot
one day the ai is going to be able to make porn, like full video.
How fricked do you think our society will be and do you think anyone will care?
where's the twist?
The kino episode we never got.
Can someone do a SG1 related one?
okay
kino
Bit meta for the Python lads this one.
wtf? how does it do it?
too long to screenshot
A group of terrorists are sitting in a room, planning their next attack. One of them is on the phone, talking to someone in the World Trade Center.
terrorist 1: Alright, we're all set. We're going to fly our planes into the World Trade Center and crash them into the buildings.
terrorist 2: What about the people who are in the buildings?
terrorist 1: Who cares about them? We're going to kill a bunch of Americans and it'll be great!
terrorist 3: I don't know, this doesn't seem like a very good plan.
terrorist 1: Shut up, you idiot! This is going to be great!
(The phone rings and one of the terrorists answers it)
terrorist 4: Hello?
person on the other end: Hi, is this the terrorist group that's going to crash planes into the World Trade Center?
terrorist 4: Yes, it is.
person on the other end: I just wanted to let you know that I'm in one of the buildings and I'm going to jump out of it.
terrorist 4: What? Why would you do that?
person on the other end: I'd rather die than be killed by you guys.
terrorist 4: Well, that's just great. Thanks for letting us know.
( hangs up the phone)
terrorist 1: Who was that?
terrorist 4: Some guy who's going to jump out of one of the buildings.
terrorist 1: That's just great. Now we're going to have to clean up his body too.
It sure has this board pegged.
lol
>an infinite number of recursive FBI stings arrest an infinite number of FBI agents and stop an infinite number of terrorist plots
>terrorism rate drops to negative infinity
>FBI budget increased to infinite percent of the GDP
We did it fed bros.
Bizarre thread. Are the replies here by ai too?
I got an email from a person a few days ago, and now I'm not so sure.
No, you are right, it is a bizarre thread.
I guess that is why I posted it.
I don't know anything about ai's, so I guess I can't say if they are or they aren't.
Some of the replies are interesting, though.
Post Extras:
You are either extremely ESL or a bot.
I think the joke is that's clearly an AI written repsonse.
Gump kino
Plot twist, Forrest is dead like Jenny and Bubba.
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