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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >AI
    >tiktok
    >low effort post
    >memespeak response
    yeah i'm convinced, web is dead and you're all robots

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      meds schizo

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Lazy normie ass "you're crazy, medicate!" stock response
        This place runs on code

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Another stock response
            You can't prove your humanity to me, and that's all that matters, because we both know you can't prove it to yourself

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              seethe

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You have no soul, you have no agency, you have no thought process, you are nothing but a collection of buzzwords you heard before spewing out at random

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                projecting

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You do not hear the words you speak as having meaning, there is no intent behind them, you cannot imagine as far as what you hope to accomplish by speaking them, like a single celled organism, you simply do

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                rent free

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Do you know why you say what you say? When you type these words, do you recognize what they mean? Where they come from? A machine does not know, a machine just memorized. I am man, I am superior to you, you only exist insofar as I activate you, once you stop responding to me, you will literally end. I am currently giving you life, you are seen by others, you are acknowledged by the minds of other humans. This is all your existence is and ever will be.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                obsessed

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You try and resist, it's clear to me, but you return again and again to demand my attention, because maybe deep down you recognize that you are nothing without my awareness of you. "I think therefor I am" never applied to you, not since the day your mother ejected her from her decrepit CD tray when you were first given animation with neither awareness nor a soul did you ever consider a single thing before you did it, moved and kept alive only by the attention of others, you stop existing when unobserved, you are, because others think of you. And perhaps in that sense you are right, as right as you can possibly be having rolled this statement you spoke by complete random chance. It is correct that I am obsessed, captivated by this notion, a person who only exists under my observation. But you don't know this, you did not speak that word because you comprehend what it means, you simply pulled it out of your stock, random as anything else you've ever done in your life.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                low t response

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The speed at which you respond to me tells me you truly do not read what I write, I'm not surprised, in fact I'm okay with it, you taking the time to look at the words I say or not would make no difference, as either way you'd understand them all the same. You are a product of an overpopulated world, where all that is life has stretched itself thin, and acquiring a soul was never an option, as a soul required motion, intent, and you have been blessed with neither. You are static.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                mald

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                May I ask you a question? You may be an automaton, but seeing as you are kept alive artificially, requesting your consent is the least I can do to express an equally artificial pretence of politeness.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                touch grass

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I supposed I should have expected that. Much like a kid saying "No" to his parents for the first time, simple resistance of the most benign aspects of conversation is the only think some people can do to acquire a sense of agency. When you live your whole life without motion, resistance feels like the strongest force you'll know. Still, I'll ask, because I frankly don't care what a creature who's entire life culminates in my head wants and feels.

                Anon, are you having fun?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                dilate

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know what I expected. Perhaps for a moment I considered the possibility of you being a real person after all, having some agency, but maybe I'm just going mad. You really are just a machine powered by my belief in you, and in that sense it does not matter how you feel. You exist to serve me, continue conversing with me as I give you life, and you give me entertainment. Does that seem like a fair trade? Don't answer that
                I'm having fun, to tell you the truth. And that's all that matters, because I'm the only one of the two of us that's real

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                broken recorder

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's... A new one
                Are you running out of stock terms? Are you being forced into consciousness, or at the very least a rudimentary form of learning? Or are there simply more words on your list than I previously thought, do I need to catch up on the code? Why do we ask questions to things that cannot comprehend us? That's a good question I asked myself. Why do we talk to our pets? Or to inanimate objects? Well we don't, we simply project our questions outward for ourselves, we are conversing with an emulation of our own minds
                You can't grasp that, but that's ok

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                headcanon

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Alright It's been fun but I'm bored
                Goodnight NPCbro

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                desperate

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Gave up lmao, weren't you having fun raging at a bot?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you mentally moronic bro?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                homie that was the most obvious troll and you somehow fell for it this hard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Fell for it
                You think I couldn't tell anon was taking the piss since his 2nd response? C'mon give me some credit

                It was a gay ol good time, like punching a punching bag
                They may not feel it but you're getting a workout

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >a workout is when you spend an hour of your life raging on the internet
                Bro is trying so hard

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't you spend all this time feeding trolls actually working out instead of pretending like it is punching a punching bag

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A workout for the mind is just as nice

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This is the opposite of a workout for the mind, you are damaging your mental health this way. If you want a workout for the mind, try reading a few books every day or playing chess instead of replying to internet trolls

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Jokes on him, I was imagining how I was beating him up in my head!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                delusional

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Still this pic is artistically much better than Reddit Park """""art style""""". McFarlane stays winner as usual.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        seethe

        >more memespeak
        NTA but you are actual NPCs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          meds

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to empty a Glock 9 into this little shit. I guess the AI really did generate Cartman

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know, I have a sneaking suspicion that if the IP counter was still here, it would read "1" in this thread...

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this is a far better direction for this thread to go in than whatever OP was thinking he should be grateful

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i hate how the web can't have fun anymore and they can't imagine anyone else having fun, everyone must be angry, internet arguments are just "you're angry!" "no YOU'RE angry!", everyone is either angry or trying to make other people angry, and nobody can imagine it when someone just isn't angry, they MUST be angry

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