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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Won't they only play Sony films now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, but Sony stuff will get special treatment. Sony barely makes movies anymore anyways. They'll just charge other companies to screen their movies there or take a cut of the revenue from tickets; usually a combination of the two.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they’ll play whatever makes them money. which will be nothing in a few years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony has no films

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        speeder man

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Madame Web

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, it's over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Welp, it's over
      You guys realize Alamo was closing down right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. I didn’t realize that. I guess they couldn’t get back to pre Covid numbers?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Democracy has failed.
    Capitalism has failed.
    Communism does not work.
    Yet monarchy and variations on feudalism and aristocracy worked for thousands of years and only fell through israeli subversion. It's time to return.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      C-can I be king? Or at least a duke?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’ll go to the billionaires. Like it always does.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chuds are becoming more unhinged day to day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Monarchy works great if you're nobility, otherwise it sucks.
      Enjoy mucking out stables all day every day for the rest of your life.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but I'm going to be nobility though because I'm the main character

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But I'm going to be king since I'm the secret protagonist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would be an improvement for at least 99% of the population.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Serfs had a place to live.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People in rundown Detroit housing projects have better quality of life with heat and indoor plumbing than any serf had.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sony gets into theater business
    > plays classic comfy kinos and mcu/lotr marathons
    >makes tons of easy cash from playing movies they spent no time making
    >single handedly saves cinemas
    kino move stony

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gigantic corporation will save me from globohmo!
      This is beyond cope, this is a delusion..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i dont give a shit moron, sony has a good opportunity on their hands. cry more

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sony pumps out the same degenerate shit the rest of them do.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            go back to your larry flynt thread on pol underage moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah yes, Sony. The corporation that knows how to maximize a “good thing”

            >i dont give a shit that my theory is full of hot air
            Nice rebuttal

            seethe samegay

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I said my peace you mass reply queer. You are an idiot

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                piece*

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes, Sony. The corporation that knows how to maximize a “good thing”

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >i dont give a shit that my theory is full of hot air
          Nice rebuttal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds like that Trump fan fiction/pol/tards dreamt about.
      Why would they they do that? Why would they do any of that?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now Tim Alamo will never let me molest wait staff as I sit in my wheelchair and say "I'm a film blogger" and let me get away with it

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Welp, it's over now. Bye bye Hollywood

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So is Sony is going to continue their tradition of making movies exclusive to their hardware?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope DIsney buys AMC. studios might take more risks and make good movies when they control the distribution and theaters.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What’s the difference between discussing news in a screenshot and news in a link? It’s the same information.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didnt Sony buy Seinfeld? They could just have one screen playing that 24/7 and either play ads and let people in free or something

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fricking israelites

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spiderman raimi trilogy 24/7.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's a good idea. Ghostbuster 2016 24/7 instead.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, that's a good idea. Ghostbuster 2016 24/7 instead.

      The Madame Web Twitch loop can finally resume.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, but are they still going to have unnecessary ugly people and gays in their films? I could care less who owns the theater chain, if the movies are filled with uglies and homosexuals & the characters whine about white men ruining society I'm not seeing your movies let alone going to a theater.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Buying a movie theater chain in 2024
    Why does Sony hate money so much, bros?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the laws are still on the books that a studio can’t own theaters, they’re just being ignored.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it specifically illegal for a studio to own a theater? Not that anything matters.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. It’s so illegal that studios were nervous about having their own streaming platforms for years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not since 2020 when the Paramount decree expired

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Such a deal would have been illegal until 2020: For the 71 years prior to that, an antitrust agreement known as the Paramount Decrees had blocked distributors and studios from owning their own theatres.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How did they know 71 years ahead of time when covid was coming out?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >As part of a 2019 review of its ongoing decrees, the Department of Justice issued a two-year sunsetting notice for the Paramount Decree in August 2020, believing the antitrust restriction was no longer necessary as the old model could never be recreated in contemporary settings.
        >The Department stated it was "unlikely that the remaining defendants can reinstate their cartel" as reasoning for terminating the decrees.
        How long do you give it before the major studios reinstate their cartels?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'd say Disney, Amazon, and Apple will own a theater chain by the end of next year if this Sony deal isn't stopped. other companies will follow if these newly acquired theaters don't immediately go out of business after being bought. so 5 years tops

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like yet another case of boomers being utterly clueless about a new technology upending the landscape, in this case streaming services recreating the old model

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >as the old model could never be recreated in contemporary settings
          Netflix had been producing their own series for at least 5 years at that time, which also owns its own theaters now.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buying a declining industry is not a good idea
    Should focus on streaming services

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can theaters frick off already? I want all movies directly on my TV when they come out

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering the Sony email leaks, morbius and madame web, death would have probably been a better outcome

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alamo draft house sucks. Austin sucks. Anyway, I just think of that guy in the wheelchair who was a movie critic and shitting himself and throwing his diapers on the floor of the Alamo Drafthouse and that German director who made shitty video game movies talking mad shit about him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like how they shoot people who talk during the movie and toss them in a mass grave.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine being shot and thrown clinging to life into a pile of corpses and Harry Knowles diapers.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alamo's been shit for years.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Buying a theater in 2024

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't it be simpler to pile up the money in the parking lot and light it on fire?

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