ALAN

ALAN

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >bowling shirts made biological female veganas soak themselves

    do american girls really

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anything that makes you seem like a daddy makes girls squirm

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He had a house in Malibu

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how creepy a rich celeb would have to be for women to turn them down

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You'd have to be Humble Harv tier, there's a reason he had to promise movie roles to get laid.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got canned because he had HIV Alan goes on ever show and pretends it's because he was unprofessional.
    Spit on his grave.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No he got canned because he called his boss by his real israeli name and also called him a israelite

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rich old guys wearing bowling shirts get unlimited amounts of puss here in florida

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HEY ALAN
    I BOUGHT A SEX CHANGE SURGERY FOR YOU
    DOCTOR SAYS 40% WONT MAKE IT
    BUT THOSE ARE GOOD ODDS FOR YOU

    MMMMMEEEEEENNNNNNnnn

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >write a below mediocre script
    >hire mediocre actors
    >the whole show relies on 1(one) AIDS ridden alcoholic hardcore junky to carry every episode on his sigma back
    >part ways with junky
    >hire nu age washed up gay to replace him
    >mediocre plot is no-longer watchable because no junky to carry it
    >the kid, only reason left to watch, fricks off too
    >get some rando little nigglet
    >even he doesnt last long
    >finish last season with "I won"
    what exactly did chuck lorre win?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >what exactly did chuck lorre win?
      Net Worth: $600 Million

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the money stop flowing once sheen left. whatever he gained after charlie was not money.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sure you'll be seeing Chuck Lorre at your local foodbank any day now

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yet he's still an ugly israelite, and always will be. Money can't buy you goy (human) status.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Meanwhile Carlos Estevez gets AIDS.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Alan, get out of my house!

    MEEEEEEEEEEEN

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does this show hold up?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's very red-pilled on alimony laws.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Not after sheen leaves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rewatched couple seasons a week ago, it does, but it is the most basic and predicable sitcom ever. Kind uncanny tbh

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Alan is a chiropractor in a wealthy part of Florida who won numerous awards for being such a good chiropractor
    >Even with 3/4 of his salary going to alimony he'd still be easily pulling in 100k per year for himself
    >he's shown to be fricking broke but also extremely frugal
    so where the frick does the money go?
    does Chuck Lorre just think "chiropractors don't make as much as I do so they're poor"?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't recall alan being a particularly good chiropractor and they live in California not florida

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't add up because it's all played for laughs.

      The show is all about shitting on Alan and despite being highly paid chiropractors are quacks.
      Chuck made Alan one just because they're not respected as medical practitioners.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he was paying 4k/month to his wife in 2007

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      theres one episode where the IRS suspects Alan of money laundering because they couldnt believe one person could pay so much in alimony, so thats where his money goes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Even with 3/4 of his salary going to alimony

      Da fuq

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          50k when he was making millions isn't even close

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >so where the frick does the money go?
      To alimony and squirrelling away for "Old Alan". Most of it is alimony. Due to a vindictive lawyer that was spurned by Charlie he was handed a particularly crippling divorce settlement. The IRS thinks he's withholding earnings due it being so unbalanced.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I like to watch the show and drink when Charlie drinks 🙂

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did he fricked so many girls because he was charming and handsome or only because he was rich?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's a Two and a Half Men marathon on the comedy channel here this weekend.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Season 5 is goat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was cool enough to wear bowling shirts

      Impressive

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        The facilitation of the repeatable numeral never ceases to amaze me.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was cool enough to wear bowling shirts

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I was cool enough to wear bowling shirts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me? It's Hawaiian shirts.
      >mfw apparently they're associated with white Supremacy now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Island Niles is a really really good look for when you've completely checked out.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Indeed. It is a cornerstone of my personality

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ALAN GET THE FRICK DOWN THERE'S NVA FRICKING EVERYWHERE

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Alan is the the best part about this show honestly. Don't care what you homosexuals think.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, the punchline to the joke is always the best part

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The best part of the show was April Bowlby’s wet lips and big breasts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        WALLED

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I won't say you are wrong. Did not find a higher quality pic but holy shit that scene made me jerk off furiously more than once when i was a teen, if you get what i mean.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Allan, Alimoney!
    >meeeeeeeeeeen

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >alan
    >music stops
    >GET
    >smack lips
    >OUT
    >jake laughs
    >OF
    >bertha laughs
    >MY
    >chelsea looks fearfully
    >HOUSE
    MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEEMEMEMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only true ending.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DR ALAN

    IM AIDs

  21. 2 years ago
    Craig T. Nelson

    Test

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any other show that can be watched without realising how you just wasted 1 hour of your life?

    Every other israelitemerican sitcom I happen to watch feels extremely cringe and sluggish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you dont have to watch 3 episodes in a row

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Here we get 2 episodes with commercials in between.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ol' Chicken Leg Charlie, they used to call him.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jon Cryer just plays himself in the show, doesn't he? What a b***h move to not back his friend when he needed it, even though Cryer hadn't done shit after Hot Shots and can thank Sheen for revitalizing his career.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This show informed the worldview of every boy who watched it. If you talk about women or "your bros" or anything like that with millennials you'll probably hear a 2 and a half men trope from them. It's very noticeable once you start thinking about it. Try it, you'll see.

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