>write a below mediocre script >hire mediocre actors >the whole show relies on 1(one) AIDS ridden alcoholic hardcore junky to carry every episode on his sigma back >part ways with junky >hire nu age washed up gay to replace him >mediocre plot is no-longer watchable because no junky to carry it >the kid, only reason left to watch, fricks off too >get some rando little nigglet >even he doesnt last long >finish last season with "I won"
what exactly did chuck lorre win?
>Alan is a chiropractor in a wealthy part of Florida who won numerous awards for being such a good chiropractor >Even with 3/4 of his salary going to alimony he'd still be easily pulling in 100k per year for himself >he's shown to be fricking broke but also extremely frugal
so where the frick does the money go?
does Chuck Lorre just think "chiropractors don't make as much as I do so they're poor"?
It doesn't add up because it's all played for laughs.
The show is all about shitting on Alan and despite being highly paid chiropractors are quacks.
Chuck made Alan one just because they're not respected as medical practitioners.
theres one episode where the IRS suspects Alan of money laundering because they couldnt believe one person could pay so much in alimony, so thats where his money goes
>so where the frick does the money go?
To alimony and squirrelling away for "Old Alan". Most of it is alimony. Due to a vindictive lawyer that was spurned by Charlie he was handed a particularly crippling divorce settlement. The IRS thinks he's withholding earnings due it being so unbalanced.
I won't say you are wrong. Did not find a higher quality pic but holy shit that scene made me jerk off furiously more than once when i was a teen, if you get what i mean.
Jon Cryer just plays himself in the show, doesn't he? What a b***h move to not back his friend when he needed it, even though Cryer hadn't done shit after Hot Shots and can thank Sheen for revitalizing his career.
This show informed the worldview of every boy who watched it. If you talk about women or "your bros" or anything like that with millennials you'll probably hear a 2 and a half men trope from them. It's very noticeable once you start thinking about it. Try it, you'll see.
>bowling shirts made biological female veganas soak themselves
do american girls really
anything that makes you seem like a daddy makes girls squirm
He had a house in Malibu
I wonder how creepy a rich celeb would have to be for women to turn them down
You'd have to be Humble Harv tier, there's a reason he had to promise movie roles to get laid.
Got canned because he had HIV Alan goes on ever show and pretends it's because he was unprofessional.
Spit on his grave.
No he got canned because he called his boss by his real israeli name and also called him a israelite
rich old guys wearing bowling shirts get unlimited amounts of puss here in florida
HEY ALAN
I BOUGHT A SEX CHANGE SURGERY FOR YOU
DOCTOR SAYS 40% WONT MAKE IT
BUT THOSE ARE GOOD ODDS FOR YOU
MMMMMEEEEEENNNNNNnnn
>write a below mediocre script
>hire mediocre actors
>the whole show relies on 1(one) AIDS ridden alcoholic hardcore junky to carry every episode on his sigma back
>part ways with junky
>hire nu age washed up gay to replace him
>mediocre plot is no-longer watchable because no junky to carry it
>the kid, only reason left to watch, fricks off too
>get some rando little nigglet
>even he doesnt last long
>finish last season with "I won"
what exactly did chuck lorre win?
the game
>what exactly did chuck lorre win?
Net Worth: $600 Million
the money stop flowing once sheen left. whatever he gained after charlie was not money.
I'm sure you'll be seeing Chuck Lorre at your local foodbank any day now
Yet he's still an ugly israelite, and always will be. Money can't buy you goy (human) status.
Meanwhile Carlos Estevez gets AIDS.
Hey Alan, get out of my house!
MEEEEEEEEEEEN
Does this show hold up?
It's very red-pilled on alimony laws.
Yes. Not after sheen leaves
Rewatched couple seasons a week ago, it does, but it is the most basic and predicable sitcom ever. Kind uncanny tbh
>Alan is a chiropractor in a wealthy part of Florida who won numerous awards for being such a good chiropractor
>Even with 3/4 of his salary going to alimony he'd still be easily pulling in 100k per year for himself
>he's shown to be fricking broke but also extremely frugal
so where the frick does the money go?
does Chuck Lorre just think "chiropractors don't make as much as I do so they're poor"?
i don't recall alan being a particularly good chiropractor and they live in California not florida
It doesn't add up because it's all played for laughs.
The show is all about shitting on Alan and despite being highly paid chiropractors are quacks.
Chuck made Alan one just because they're not respected as medical practitioners.
he was paying 4k/month to his wife in 2007
theres one episode where the IRS suspects Alan of money laundering because they couldnt believe one person could pay so much in alimony, so thats where his money goes
>>Even with 3/4 of his salary going to alimony
Da fuq
50k when he was making millions isn't even close
>so where the frick does the money go?
To alimony and squirrelling away for "Old Alan". Most of it is alimony. Due to a vindictive lawyer that was spurned by Charlie he was handed a particularly crippling divorce settlement. The IRS thinks he's withholding earnings due it being so unbalanced.
I like to watch the show and drink when Charlie drinks 🙂
Did he fricked so many girls because he was charming and handsome or only because he was rich?
There's a Two and a Half Men marathon on the comedy channel here this weekend.
Season 5 is goat
Impressive
The facilitation of the repeatable numeral never ceases to amaze me.
I wish I was cool enough to wear bowling shirts
For me? It's Hawaiian shirts.
>mfw apparently they're associated with white Supremacy now.
Island Niles is a really really good look for when you've completely checked out.
Indeed. It is a cornerstone of my personality
ALAN GET THE FRICK DOWN THERE'S NVA FRICKING EVERYWHERE
Alan is the the best part about this show honestly. Don't care what you homosexuals think.
Yes, the punchline to the joke is always the best part
The best part of the show was April Bowlby’s wet lips and big breasts.
WALLED
I won't say you are wrong. Did not find a higher quality pic but holy shit that scene made me jerk off furiously more than once when i was a teen, if you get what i mean.
Hey Allan, Alimoney!
>meeeeeeeeeeen
>alan
>music stops
>GET
>smack lips
>OUT
>jake laughs
>OF
>bertha laughs
>MY
>chelsea looks fearfully
>HOUSE
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEEMEMEMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
The only true ending.
DR ALAN
IM AIDs
Test
Is there any other show that can be watched without realising how you just wasted 1 hour of your life?
Every other israelitemerican sitcom I happen to watch feels extremely cringe and sluggish.
you dont have to watch 3 episodes in a row
Here we get 2 episodes with commercials in between.
Ol' Chicken Leg Charlie, they used to call him.
Jon Cryer just plays himself in the show, doesn't he? What a b***h move to not back his friend when he needed it, even though Cryer hadn't done shit after Hot Shots and can thank Sheen for revitalizing his career.
This show informed the worldview of every boy who watched it. If you talk about women or "your bros" or anything like that with millennials you'll probably hear a 2 and a half men trope from them. It's very noticeable once you start thinking about it. Try it, you'll see.