>Alan, I...
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>i… I had sex with your son
MEEEEEENNNNNN
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Of_Course_He%27s_Dead
Charlie, shown only from the back, approaches the beach house and rings the bell, but before anyone answers the door he is killed when the helicopter drops the piano on him. The camera then pulls back to reveal the series' set and Chuck Lorre, sitting in the director's chair. He says "Winning!", just before a second grand piano falls on him.
Chuck Lorre's signature vanity card, shown at the end of the episode, was as follows:[22]
I know a lot of you might be disappointed that you didn't get to see Charlie Sheen in tonight's finale. For the record, he was offered a role. Our idea was to have him walk up to the front door in the last scene, ring the doorbell, then turn, look directly into the camera and go off on a maniacal rant about the dangers of drug abuse. He would then explain that these dangers only applied to average people. That he was far from average. He was a ninja warrior from Mars. He was invincible.
And then we would drop a piano on him. We thought it was funny. He didn't. Instead, he wanted us to write a heart-warming scene that would set up his return to primetime TV in a new sitcom called The Harpers starring him and Jon Cryer.
We thought that was funny too.
Former star Charlie Sheen did not enjoy the episode and launched yet another attack on Lorre, going so far as to threaten him saying, "That's just him. I don't care anymore. I don't care if he lives or dies. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. Seriously, it doesn't even matter. To go that low and be that immature and that completely unevolved and that stupid? In my face, Really? You must feel safe, motherfricker. You must feel safe where you live. Damn!".[36][37][38]
i had no idea how insane the finale actually was, what the frick
Anal Harper
In my opinion that's the perfect GF, But the worst wife.
i wonder how she felt about being cast as a literal moronic bawd
Well, moronic bawds do exist.
the ex-wife was unironically hotter
>hey, that's no hottie. that's you ex wife!
I remember being like 10 when this first came out and being like "oh yeah, Charlie's definitely gonna bang Judith"
I still can't believe how wrong I was
O O O! OSHIKURU!
MY OH MY HE'S A DEMON SAMURAI!
WHO'S THE GUY WHO HAD TO DIE?
used to sing this with my brother
I want him out of your house
SAVE THE ORPHANS
>AH AHHHHH AH AHHHHHHH
>some of them don't even have parents!
This show is absolute kino and no amount of posts on this site against it will make me not like it.
I have seen this show more than 5 times and it is honestly best sitcom in the world.
What season should I start on, I've only watched it intermittently
First, every season with Charlie is good.
You can skip when charlie leaves the show after season 8, it becomes something else and really shitty.
the end scene is pure, PURE seething cope. Distilled. Concentrated.
sup Charlie
>Not obese
>Keeping the class A's to an appropriate minimum
>Awake and outside getting breakfast in the morning like a normal person
>No ridiculous fashion statements
He will probably be fine, might star in a horror movie or two.
>uncut fingernails
>been up all night, doesn't know how to cook own breakfast
>consumes the slop
Jonah hill origin story biopic when?
Maybe after he murders Ornella. There needs to be a climactic event in his life.
>Alan I... skipped leg day
>wearing shorts when you have the legs of a paraplegic
This, I'm wondering if the image is shopped at all? They're like legs from a 7 year old
Kek gym copers seething at a man who can get laid with or without muscular legs.
you just know
>>Alan, I... I raped Corey Haim with a can of crisco and got away with it.
How did they get away with that line?
why did charlie sheen get so much shit for being a degenerate with aids when thats basically everyone in hollywood
the show just got very mean and spiteful in the kutcher seasons. they made charlie a necrophile, homosexual, druggie etc. total character assassination. very israeli
>Alan, I... I...
>WE... are Helios
gigachad deus ex quoter
HEY UNCA CHARLIE PULL MY FINGA
PLLLBBFFTTBTBTBT
UNCA CHARLIE I SHAT MYSELF
Meeeeeeeen.
write a modern episode of men?
>alan run crypto scam
>alan runs crypto scam after spending everything on onlyfans thots
ftfy
>Alan finally convinces Charlie to hang out with him at the "hip new club" that's just a not-applebees
>in the line, Charlie starts chatting up some women while Alan is sperging about how exclusive the restaurant is
>Halfway through Alan's sperge, Charlie pretends to be sick and says he has to leave and takes 2 women with him ("they're also sick")
>Alan comments on how pathetic it is that he's alone
>one of the girls' friends is still in the queue and relates to Alan's struggles
>they hit it off and Alan starts feeling emboldened by how well it's going
>they end the night with a kiss
>the next morning, a hungover Charlie apologises to Alan and humble brags about how hard it is to please 2 women
>Alan smugly says that's fine and reveals he hit it off with the girls' friend
>Charlie is in shock and asks if he means the troony
>Alana stumbles over his words but then decides to own it and pretend like he knew and didn't care
>Alan is now dating a troony
He literally dated a troony in one of the kutcher seasons
It was fricking bonkers. People were fully expecting Charlie to make an appearance. It was the biggest blue balling in history.
he only told alan after the sex as well iirc
>starting a PUA group to swindle 20 something man that they have a chance!
>kid went from being smart but socially awkward and a bit naive to room temperature IQ
ruined the show
i dunno
one of the earlier episodes he stashes a game boy in a flower bush and then pees in it, forgetting
the israelite creator can't stop writing the same shit over and over