Alien -1

Here is your Lovecraftian Giger Alien prequel, bro.

Look at that 4th or 5th dimensional being go at it, whooah look at er go.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I like that space jockey better than the prometheus one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody liked the Prometheus one.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Best to just pretend the prometheus one wasn't actually a space jockey, but rather an ancient humanoid race that appropriated space jackey technology.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I did

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          prove it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody (with a fully-functional brain) liked the Prometheus anything
        Fix'd

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I did because I'm a racist

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OG Spacejocky rules, prometheus bald bitch drools

      Xeno queen is pure sex by the way

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oooh soooo scary a vacuum sealed self-piss drinker... this no cap makes zoomers pizz and shid their huggies deadass fr fr cuh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes it's quite bussin

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        on god, that space jockey design is deadass FIRE lmao, zig mite

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    True horror

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why does he have a tube going from his nose to his crotch?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i want to know as well. what the fuck

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      so they don't have to imagine the smell, they get to perceive it constantly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Space jockeys are a naturally sexual species. Have you seen that South Park episode where Mr Garrison makes a sci-fi bike?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's a space chud

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >malformed, misplaced and unusable vanity tube
        Checks out

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Never had that obsession over your dick cheese smell after a good days worth of jacking it?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >legs
    fucking disgusting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I always liked to think that they start with legs and sacrifice them to become integrated with machines like cyborgs.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        sounds cool. its like they drag around their spinal chord which they can plug into things

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nice

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    holy trash

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The dick sniffer

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The absolute state of AI """""art."""""

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    PRÖÖH

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >PRÖÖH

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Did she died?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you just know

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The weak should fear the strong

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wow look at that cute baby elephant OH NO

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    not enough penis imagery for Giger

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Arms and legs need to go away. It's too close to home for this to make any meaningful impact.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why arab and not hebrew? if you go full demon might as well take the language of the moloch worshippers.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >He doesn't know
      Muslims are the new garden gnomes and unlike the garden gnomes they have actual numbers to kill us

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    that tube seems to be so he can smell his own benis

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting scared of AI bros

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Bro loves smelling his balls so much he has a tube going directly from his business to his nose

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    This AI shit is already boring AF
    >look at the hecking scary thing bro, it turns everything into faces
    Fuck off.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That is what peak nonbinary performance looks like

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Whats happening with that tube from the schnozz to the crotch?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen Giger's stuff? That's a common motif.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reeeeeeee

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Engineers aren't Space Jockeys.

      That simplifies everything.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >screenwriter David Lindelhof

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Kinda wish they let Scott make that third prequel about David vs. Engineer survivors. Would've been better than anything Disney has in store for sure.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I really wanted to see the end of david's story
      engineers are worthless dogshit though

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Especially after Covenant. Like what the fuck was all this?

        >aliens are demonic monsters
        When will this retardation end?

        Funnily enough, the Space Jockey started out as a benign creature, people on the set of Alien thought so too.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          felt like another human-like engineer offshoot but I think there're comments from scott or maybe the script says, that they're the real deal

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I also thought the story was far better when it was just some alien transporting biological cargo that got out of control and was never connected to Earth in any way. It was also better when Weyland Yutani wasn't this super villain company whose executives were set on getting the creature even centuries later but instead just opportunistic and had a protocol to investigate alien signals and retrieve whatever was found at all costs

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Weyland Yutani wasn't this super villain company whose executives were set on getting the creature even centuries later but instead just opportunistic and had a protocol to investigate alien signals and retrieve whatever was found at all costs

            Correct. There's even a theme running through the first film of heartless corporations and money. It's why they talk so much about the Bonus situation. But it's very common to have an element in the frist film, and because it's successful it gets blown out of proportion in sequels.

            No reason to believe Weyland Yutani is the only souless mega-corp out there, and I'd even think based on the first film they're pretty low tier. and they have no idea about the xeno specifically just that they have protocols in place that anything genuinely interesting must be protected at all costs even above the crew.

            If the frigate shows up to the Sol system with a dead crew but a trapped alien that's a win.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I also thought the story was far better when it was just some alien transporting biological cargo
            sure but one thing that doesn't work is the inefficient cargo arrangement in that huge hold
            I thought the same as you but thinking back it makes more sense that the ship got infested on the planet they landed
            lets say he landed, jockey got infested and later crashed when he tried to lift off and the alien hatched
            >got out of control and was never connected to Earth in any way.
            anything else is bad writing

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    alien but you send an abo into space and the real space jockey was the the white guilt we assuaged along the way

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >aliens are demonic monsters
    When will this retardation end?

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being such a liberal you literally need a full body suit to make sure you never miss a whiff of your own farts.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's all so blurry and featureless. I'm thinking this AI art thing is a meme.

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >no alien kino scored by ELP
      fuck this gay earth

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    this is what it looked like when I took too many edibles and closed my eyes

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