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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that moner getting throated?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ticket Status: Sold

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S "MERCED"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's legally moner

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares? its just memberberries and wokeslop

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    scott needs to retire

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ridley is not involved with this movie

      which is why this movie is going to be garbage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Half right. He is involved as a producer. It should be fine so long as he didn't personally choose the story. I hope he dies soon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He is involved as a producer
          that's literally meaningless
          they're just using his name for advertisement
          he's also a "producer" on that alien show...you think he ever visited that set once?
          he's too fricking busy making movies.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        False, he’s been making nothing but garbage as of late.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Last Duel alone is better than anything Fede Alvarez has made

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is a thread

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dead on arrival

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't actually a xenomorph scene. He's sucking a BBD.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just let the franchise die already. Hasn't been a good one since the 90s.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >half the trailer is an ode to Alien with cg flying facehuggers
    >plasma rifle makes a comeback in a scene verbatim to the one Ripley gets out the elevator in Aliens

    I think this settles it Aliens > Alien

    FRICK YEAH PHASED PLASMA WOOHOO

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >plasma rifle
      isn't it a pulse rifle? plasma rifles are something else like what you can use in aliens fireteam

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >FRICK YEAH PHASED PLASMA WOOHOO
      That’s Terminator. Pulse rifles fire bullets.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it has lots of Spaghetti

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they spoil character deaths for horror movies in the trailer

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This kinda looks like shit and I genuinely was hoping it'd be at least decent like nu-Evil Dead was but it looks more like that trashy CGI The Thing prequel. The facehuggers looked fricking terrible. Only way I'll watch is if there's confirmation that there's no jumpscares because that shit ruins the entire appeal of Alien.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It does look like shit but there have been jumpscares in the series from the beginning. The original has the facehugger jumping on Kane, the dead facehugger dropping on Ripley, Jones jumping out of the locker, the big chap behind Dallas in the vents, the reveal that it’s on the shuttle with Ripley. The second one has the colonist in the wall waking up, the facehugger in the jar, the facehugger jumping at Ripley and Newt…

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Better be a male getting sexually humilated

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >./spoiler they all grow up in an abandoned spaceship drifting in space with legends of demon (aliens) that killed all of the adults. They start playing spin the bottle then come across a forbidden book which results in a dare of Moner going in and repeating an ancient recipe (which produces raping aliens (demons) and chaos ensues.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like it'll be to Aliens what Alien 3 was to Alien
    a beat-for-beat rehashing of the same basic story structure but with some different key elements to be "different", while altogether being a lesser version of it.

    still will probably be better than Resurrection or Covenant, though
    Alien Isolation is a better sequel to Alien than any other movie in the series

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Finally got around to Isolation and it really was kino

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >game is called Alien: Isolation
        >you are isolated with an alien

        Bit on the nose, innit?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was so spooky. The DLC was good too

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    This shot was very specific, wasn't it? I mean, there's no way it just got edited like that without purpose. If they're bringing rapey vibes to the movie then I can get into that, because the classic alien was more or less an extreme sexual deviant. I bet the new xenos will have breasts.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      sexual violation was always a big part of what made the aliens disgusting and threatening

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    will Moner get nekkid?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the plot?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's an alien movie take a guess

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Watch Moner get horribly killed by an Alien monster that stopped being interesting 4 movies ago. No thanks.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh Alien Isolation
    Okay Cinemaphilegays convince me, why your game is "good"? what is the plot? why the Xeno got shitty digitigrade legs? how it make sense to use Ripley's daughter as the main character

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's way scarier than every actual Alien movie. It's as long as a dozen Alien movies. The digitigrade legs are necessary for the creature to actually be scary and feel threatening since then it's towering over you and looks less like a dumb human in a rubber suit running after you. Another ship detected the Nostromo's emergency beacon, they found the flight recorder adrift and detected the alien signal from LV-426 causing them to go investigate. They also had a crew member get infected but did freeze them since they didn't have an evil android onboard then they went to get help at Sevastopol space station. The Company learned about someone who had information about the Nostromo and decided to send a team. Amanda Ripley had followed in her mother's footsteps and works in space, and since she was intent on finding any info on her mother's disappearance, she joins up on the expedition. When they arrive at Sevastopol, they find the docks have been damaged and no one is answering. They will need to cross EVA in space suits. Things go awry and the team is separated. When Amanda gets onboard, she finds the station in chaos.

      Would make a great movie. They made a digital series of it on Youtube even.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Would make a great movie.
        Stop it.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ZAMN at that throat part

    going to watch this kino for sure

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