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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    We're not back until we confirm that the bush will not be digitally trimmed from the final cut

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's being directed by a guy who has never made a good film.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cameron is coming back?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The guy that made that slop Aliens?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Evil Dead 2013 is literally the greatest horror film of the 21st century.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The lowest brow thing I 've seen all day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The lowest test post I've seen, you're gay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Bro, you can't even grow a full beard. Stop.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It curb-stomps the original, in any case, which was basically just a glorified student film.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't Breathe
      >not good
      kys

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Not showing full turkey baster action
        Cowardly filmmaking

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >thief robbing people
        >gets away with it because muh little sister and "I don't enjoy doing this"
        >good

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >gets away
          Couldn't keep the phone away until the end, zoom zoom?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            she leaves in a train with her sister moron and the news don't mention her in the crime scene

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Are you seeing a different picture? She leaves the city in the end

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            amazing bait

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Terrance Malick is coming back?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Love this type of comment, opens up so many jokes. Good work anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Really beta comment. The kind of thing a vegan plant based milk “alternative” guzzler would post. The “jokes”, as they stand, were all as self evident as the accumulative damage of the micro plastics swimming through your veins, atrophying your secondary sexual characteristics. You didn’t need to point them out. Apologise by ceasing to post. Immediately and forthwith.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't peg Lynch as being down for this, but OK.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Tab back in Denis.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      huh, I thought Billy Wilder was dead

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Orson Welles is still alive?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Looper was pretty okay though.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If Cailee and Moner don't eat each other out in this, I'm walking out of the theater when the credits roll.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just want my dick facehugged by an alien in the theater while I watch Moner's chest burst

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This could be from one of those SyFy channel shows if I didn't know better

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Omg OP, am basedfacing so much right now! Such an amazing and creative thread! I bet this kino will be fantastic, I can't wait, am super hyped!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me in the middle

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DEY HEA

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      DEI HEA!

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i hope he fricks her and we get to watch

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers just look like kids. It's Alien, but made by Nickelodeon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >It's Alien, but made by Nickelodeon.
      I imagine the girls feet getting SLIMED by the black Android's milky white blood and it's kino

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >perfect organism
      Why are it's teeth all fricked up?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer nuRipley, eh probably going to suck.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Only because people like you can't enjoy anything and must whine about it. You'd be upset if it was a man instead, or black, or asian, etc. No matter what, you'd have something to be negative about.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >You'd be upset if it was a man instead, or black, or asian, etc. No matter what, you'd have something to be negative about.
          Nope not a /misc/tard, it just feels so obvious that they're just trying to recreate Aliens with a young cast and Spaeny is the nuRipley and here we go lazy nostalgia bait. I know Prometheus/Covenant mostly sucked and fricked the lore but running back to a simple remake seems like an over-correction.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Moner is barely in any of these shots. She must get XENO'D early.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She will be the only one that survives.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Unlikely. Spaeny is the lead and he wrote the role for her. Moner is a side piece.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've actually let myself look forward to this movie so if it sucks I'll be incredibly disappointed.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >looking forward to anything
      One day you'll learn.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I allow myself one moment of optimism per year. I like the IP, the director, and the lead actress('s butt) so this seemed like a good pick.

        I'm cautiously optimistic it might have some good parts. The TV show though I have no hopes for

        >TV show
        Yeah it's going to be shit. I can't see the format being a good fit at all. It'll be half an hour of xeno battles and 7-9 hours of corporate politics.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I like the director

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He wrote the story to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie where the brown israelite gets beheaded at the end
            I got a boner when that happened I hope Alien Romulus ends on a similar note

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The other two horror movies he directed were good and also featured a smol qt with a big ass. He caters specifically to me so why wouldn't I like him?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >smol qt with big ass
              Damn now I want Annasophia Robb to be in this as the xenomorph

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm cautiously optimistic it might have some good parts. The TV show though I have no hopes for

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >the director blatantly inserts his fetish into his films
      many such cases.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meh, it's obviously just a facehugger.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like canine dick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Of course? This is a midquel. No one is expecting any outrageous new creatures since that'd be dumb. Still, I want to see some faces get hugged.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There will be a new xenomorph.
          Mark
          My
          Words

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Me on top

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    white guy will be the crazy unhinged butthole white guy trope
    black guy will be magical Black trope who dies heroically saving white woman.
    white woman will be girl boss trope without any of the difficulties of Ripley of the original.

    until proven wrong it's a complete pass for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That black guy is the android

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        magical Black

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It can't be worse than Aliens and Ridley Scott is producing it, I'm cautiously optimistic.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What age are these people? They all looks like kids. The original Alien had people who looked experienced and weathered .

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They're supposed to be teens/young adult children of the crew of the ship. Whether they're together because they took the ship alone for a joyride, or the adults are dead or in stasis or whatever remains to be seen I think.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can see this hot tight asian throat getting impregnated right here

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i thought moner was in this? she's going to be in it for like 5 minutes, isn't she?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Money is a woman with amnesia discovered in a sleeping pod halfways through the movie. The twist is that she's a WY synthetic that brought an alien egg onboard.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >black dude
    no thanks, I'll stick with the original

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That also had a black dude?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but Yaphet Kotto was a cool black dude. When he did conventions he got heat for saying "there's too many black people here!" once.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's honorary white

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He was also the smartest guy that everyone ignored to their misfortune. Probably because he was black.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not because he was black. It was because he was blue collar and didn't have full shares. They ignored Brett too.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's probably more accurate. If they had just frozen him like he suggested everyone would have lived and gotten what they wanted.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It's sort of a plot hole for why they didn't freeze him. Ash's orders were simply to ensure they got the organism and bring it back alive no matter what. He didn't have orders to kill the crew or anything. He may have figured that it was so close to everyone going back into hypersleep they could have one meal first and didn't know the creature would be so dangerous. Still, a bad risk to take to the crew and to the creature.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >female protagonist
    another franchise ruined.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not gay but I would sleep with Michael Fassbender

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      is she known for being an airhead? She talks like she never graduated grade school.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >the child actress is stupid
        yeah no shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Uh, she's a female.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She's in her early twenties and doing press about seeing a make believe alien on set for the first time, what were you expecting? An in depth analysis of how the Xeno and facehuggers are representations of sexual violence in a pop culture horror genre?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where the FRICK is Moner?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I-i just can't anymore.
    It's been over 30 years of trash, I just can't give them anymore of my money and time.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It will be just Aliens but worse. I don't understand why anyone would be excited about this.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because we like Aliens and want more of it. And it won't be more prometheslop so that's extra exciting.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What about the bonus situation???????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You'll get what's coming to you.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Still no Asian people in Alien

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They've been in it since the beginning.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        god I hate the avp design. no biomechanical traits at all, and a circumcised head

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Alien Romulus was just some gay AI generated fake trailer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      people did make a bunch of moronic fake images, clickbait articles, and false trailers for it for some reason. But there are real images and a short trailer for it now

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    oh my god it looks like aliens my god my god like it totally looks like some fricking recreation shit omgomg
    we're so back omgomg

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