Alien Romulus taking place between 1 and 2

>Cailee Spaeny
>Isabela Merced

Will it be good

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien Romulus
    is it about a kid or kids who are raised by aliens

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look at the cast. They're actually making an Alien movie marketed towards zoomers. My time on this planet can't end soon enough.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It will just be a rehash of covenant but with even more braindead, albeit 'le strong' female leads and evil corporate huwite man. Alen le chases them through space ship which was hastily redesigned with the success of Alien Isolations aesthetics in mind but fails to live up to them (if they even do that).

        And this, imagine if Ripley was a zoomer foid. Romulus will make Scott look like a master again.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair they got what seems to be a well fitting director. usually these studios would hire someone whos only movie credit was like carebears the movie to do this shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers are 27. Who fricking cares

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Remus and Romulus were raised by a prostitute so the movie might be Xenomorph on board of a brothel ship

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I thought they were raised by a shewolf.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          'Lupus' was apparently Roman slang for a hooker.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, Star Trek crossover

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Will Sol Be Praised?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why won't they let it die?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope its better than the last Predator sequel, which was entertaining enough but it has many flaws and doesn't hold up for replays. Not like the first 3 Predator movies, a fine trilogy in my estimation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I forget which order they came out in, but predators was good, and the one where predator hunts the ultimate prey, a kid with autism, was possibly the worst movie I've ever seen

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pred 1
        Pred 2
        Predators (Adrien Brody)
        Pred vs Autism boy
        Pred vs petite indian woman

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t forget the alien vs Predator movies. Those are decent enough to make the lists

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sometimes I wish they get a remake or something. Both movies have decent ideas especially on the Predator aspects.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Both movies have decent ideas especially on the Predator aspects.
              Predators were the ones who got the short end of the stick out of those crossovers. The idea the hunters would groom humans to harvest the xenomorphs is moronic and it isn't a surprise that the only movie who embraces that lore (The Predator) turned out to be dogshit. At least they were smart enough to base Prey on what made the first two movies great.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I meant in the terms of Predator characters, Scar and Wolf are pretty interesting. I'd kill for an AvP or even a Predator movie with the Predators as the main characters.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          pred vs petite indian woman was decent

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Pred vs autism boy was so fricking bad i refuse to watch pred vs smol indian woman on principle.
          Thought thomas jane could have made it watchable but nope

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's considerably better than The Predator.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Most films are considerably better than that turd

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cailee Spaeny
    >Isabela Moner
    huh? Does the military send college aged girls to fight these things now? To be fair the cast of Prometheus and Covenant were shit too but still. Alien was the scariest because it all felt weirdly believable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you assuming they are military soldiers based off nothing?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the alien (symbolic for white supremacist patriarchy and rape culture) will be defeated by our valid slay nails emoji cappuchino colored vapid prostitute cast

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's by the same guy from Don't Breathe so maybe it won't be complete ass but I can see how they yassify it to be more appealing to the Instagram generation. inb4 it stars pete davidson and other mulatto's

        >anon makes up imaginary things to get mad at

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nice word salad

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      awful cast. they all look like kids, "just suspend your disbelief and believe this 22 year old is an experienced scientist!"

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna see these zoomers getting eviscerated by the Alien/mad robot power duo. They need to dial up the gore to overpass Redditfier and make Alien an S tier fearsome horror franchise again.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see at least one onscreen rape. It would be doable. Have the girl's face pressed up against the glass of the airlock, then cut to her feet dangling off the ground and the Alien's tail going up and down. At the end, the Alien shrieks and comes and rips her apart. You could do it without showing even one nipple. It would be horrifying and erotic and be thoroughly in the spirit of everything Giger ever drew.

      But that would take artistic courage. So prolly not.

      /sigh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Won't be the first Fede Alvarez horror franchise reboot with non-human rape

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          SOOOOOURCE

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's his Evil Dead "remake" sorta, soft reboot, either way it was pretty good.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Did she die after that thing crawled into her pussy? Wtf was that anyway?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                A Deadite possessing her

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Evil Dead (2013). Pretty good. Did the smart thing by not trying to emulate Raimi's style at all and just did its own take. Jane Levy is also very short with a nice ass so between her, Cailee and Moner he seems to have a type.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing like space monster on hot screaming chick action. We've abandoned the field to the Japanese, and it grieves me.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I proudly admit I jerk off to this. The fluids is what turns me on.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            wtf am I lookin at here champs?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's a real shame Hollywood ran out of actual white women in the early 2000s.

            Now we're stuck with tubby mulattas and sephardi israeliteesses.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Source on that, oh Captain my Captain?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Galaxy of Terror. That's the only good scene unfortunately.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            The worm prop in this scene ate up like 80% of the movie's budget. Also, Corman got beat up by a random fan in the audience during the opening day screening.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The worm prop in this scene ate up like 80% of the movie's budget.
              Well worth it, if the only reason people remember it is the one scene it's in.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly how many films have tree rape? Or is it all just derivative "homages"?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Well there's The Evil Dead and Evil Dead. That's two.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >5'0
    >5'1

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Barely 5 foot
      >Tfw 7

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >another interquel
    yawn

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? It was the best time period. Not like it can be a sequel since they killed everyone. And no one gives a flying shit about alien4 or its time period.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Not like it can be a sequel since they killed everyone.
        It doesn't fricking have anybody from any of the other movies ANYWAY, so why does it have to be stuck inbetween other old ass films? It could be literally anywhere

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It is somewhere. It's after the first movie. It defines how it should look and feel, which is going to be like the first movie and not the others. Putting it after Aliens means it needs to have colonial marines in it. Putting it after 4 means it looks moronic. So they made the right choice.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It defines how it should look and feel, which is going to be like the first movie and not the others.
            Yeah cause Prometheus' look and feel matches right in with Alien.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I care about alien4

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Based. I'm still waiting for an Alien 5 with aliens on Earth. Instead we will get anoter soft-reboot of the series with the samey re-used tropes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Alien 4 established that Earth was pretty much already destroyed, a run-down shitheap no one wants to go to. That wouldn't be interesting at all.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Alien 4 established
              No one watched it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          cutest little oven dodger

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I approve

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nice ass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it can't be any worse than Covenant, plus its got Moner in it, so will I give it a chance?
      webm related

      >small girls, big dumpers
      >ALIENS
      Yeap, I smell kino.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Her breasts aren't that big IRL. She's using a pushup bra.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair she's also topless in the show while dead so it's not very sexy so that is evident

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      built for BWC

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can't tell any of these fricks apart. I think that's why everyone obsesses over ass-shape these days. It's the only way to distinguish these modern bland mutt-featured + "septoplasty"-nosed faces.

      This is truly the "Globo Homo" Form made flesh. No-one's too ugly, too pretty, too short, too tall. Just a kind of greyish coffee-&-milk skintone and attendant matching dullness of fashion. Where the boys could be girls and the girls could be boys if given the right injection of hormones.

      No wonder they removed redheads from the cinematic gene-pool. They'd give these poor bland fricks a heart attack.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by the fact that the Mouse produces it, it's likely going to be another one of those direct-to-trashbin releases.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Send synthetics to recover eggs
    >Use pigs to raise aliums in a secure acid proof environment
    >Research biology and develop new pharma and materials
    >Never any problems
    >Profit

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine watching any Alien movie past Resurrection.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Imagine watching any Alien movie past Alien 1.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go to bed Sir Ridley.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to but they don't get made
      frick this prequel shit

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Will it be good

    Ridley Scott has nothing to do with this one except as a producer

    So probably not

    Cailee is cute though, hope she's the mc

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not
      His last two Alien films sucked and pretty much all his ideas for the franchise are bad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dont totally agree with them sucking, they weren't amazing but visually they looked awesome and they were at least in line with the tone and atmosphere of the rest of the franchise

        A movie made by a rando is way more likely to miss the mark, thats how you get dogshit like alien vs predator

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Fede Alvarez apparently pitched this film to Scott a decade ago but Scott was moving ahead with his prequels at that time, now that those are not getting finished he's gone ahead with the pitch. So it's Scott approved at least.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            They've pretty much told Scott and his prequels to frick off, which is based of them. Scott doesn't own the Alien and doesn't even understand why it was popular. They said they are not using his ideas of the alien just being some stupid bioweapon recently made by an android because it's utterly moronic. I have hope this movie and the tv series.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >the alien just being some stupid bioweapon recently made by an android
              No, that was kino with religious symbolism. Redditors got filtered by it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's lame

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Reddit is 5 seconds from here.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is that where they're impressed by basic religion symbolism?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ridley Scott was in charge if making the first moved look good. Look how thise alien prequrls turned out when he had creative control

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up phonegay

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ANOTHER prequel
    >this time jammed between other movies
    oh boy oh boy oh boy suckulus maximus

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    HEY VAZQUEZ

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's gonna bomb, likewise with the tv series, and then sir ridley is gonna get called back to finish his trilogy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >any moment now, you'll see!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He’s 86, Covenant will ben his last alien

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        His last gay android movie, you mean

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it might do good because simps will flock to anything with hot chicks. the movie itself will be ass and you all know it

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked alien aliens Prometheus and covenant.
    AvP extinction needs a release for the PC with mapmaking and pvp so bad. I'd pay so much to make this happen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The studio that made Dark Descent should make an AvP game.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it can't be any worse than Covenant, plus its got Moner in it, so will I give it a chance?
    webm related

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its rare for an adult woman to have the face of a child

      she could make a lot of mobey on only senpaitachi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jinkies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She is so fricking disgusting looking. How desperate can you weebs get to be attracted to that?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        dumb bait

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Here's your (You)

          She is brown and has the face of little mexican boy. She is short and doesn't have any curves. See where I am getting at, nonce? Just admit you want a catamite.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon if you were this eager to see her figure you don't have to do this dumb routine, you can just ask.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Caramel, no she doesn't, that's a good thing and yes she does, respectively.

              >muh stubby goblina is sexy because white women are out of my league
              Sure.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >where da white woman at
                Calm down Rajesh

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Caramel, no she doesn't, that's a good thing and yes she does, respectively.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine kicking her off that thing and pushing her head below the water level while her stubby midget legs helplessly kick in the air until the last milliliters of oxygen leave her undersized beaner lungs, thereby drowning her and snuffing her useless wetback life out of existence.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Kiernan Shipka's career is dead.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a kikigay. Just don't have a brownoid fever, is all. And yes, Kiki is better anyway.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, you're trying too hard.
                Here's the thing: the rest of the racists in your posse are not as racist as they're seem, but you're turboKKK'ing to fit with the boys.
                Some of them are even closeted getting the hots for some latina/black/asian queen right now! And when they settle down with some non-valkyrie girl and breed cute mixed babies, you'll be the one feeling betrayed for being more papist than the Pope and an incel chuddie while your now 'moderate' friends were larping the whole time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Here's your (You)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Brown-eyed goddess.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon if you were this eager to see her figure you don't have to do this dumb routine, you can just ask.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that tattoo is so shit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I NEED a beautiful brown Mexican girl in my life bros.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >>Frick I just know they're gonna kill Moner off in it. She's probably going to be a really minor side character too
      She was one of the first announced after Cailee. I assume she's one of the main supporting characters. I mean Alien tends to have a low survival rate for casts.

      good lord

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like an uppity brownoid dyke

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you still here?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          if I wanna coom, I'll go watch lazy town or something
          i dont want to watch another bodies bodies bodies, talk to me, x/pearl slowburn turboisraelite movie about how judaism is actually genre redefining

          I know for a fricking fact it's going to be contrived as hell

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            see

            [...]
            >anon makes up imaginary things to get mad at

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What in the god damn are you even talking about?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            How is Talk to Me a "slow burn"? It's 90 minutes long and the supernatural threat starts within the first 10-15 minutes.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              it's full of queers and minorities and it feels like a high production high school creepypasta GARBAGE flick
              and I know that alien is gonna be raped in the same manner
              remember this; they're gonna turn the xeno into an allegory for white patriarchy and rape culture

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to have forgotten to answer my question so I'll ask it again. How is Talk to Me a "slow burn"?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's not a slow burn, im referring to a24
                but talk to me regardless is fricking LAME

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He's just spewing random phrases he saw on Cinemaphile and has no opinions of his own whatsoever

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Are you implying she needs correction?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          turner diaries correction if anything
          after james cameron got done raping my favorite creature design and movie concept now it's the turn of the long wiener of rupaul
          open wide for Miss Worldwide, globohomosexual on-demand

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Who the frick says "uppity"? Are you LARPing as a 1950s college professor?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I get what he's saying though, she's a brat and a very bad girl.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          imagine
          just imagine it

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    more like alien crumulus. get it? because its going to be crummy

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >between 1 and 2
    Maybe movies suck so much today because nothing is original and everything has to tie into existing media. Nothing can be created, only retconned. Don't make anything new, just change what's already out there to fit today's messages.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      BACK IN MY DAY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >between 1 and 2
      If it has that same retro futuristic design as Alien and Alien Isolation, it should be cool.
      But it's probably going to be gay and everything will look like soulles modern Apple tech like Prometheus.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The tv series director has stated he's against that apple tech look, so I almost have an inkling of hope. Not sure of Romulus' director's thoughts on it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Reminder that Ridley Scott has already seen Romulus and said he loved it.
          Abandon all hope

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >that apple tech look
          Retro futurism is awesome.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What tv series?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The tv series director has stated he's against that apple tech look, so I almost have an inkling of hope. Not sure of Romulus' director's thoughts on it.

        Here's the Romulus director dropping a reference to Alien: Isolation, the save station on the right.
        If he's played the game or understands why it's well-liked, then I imagine he'd go with the retrofuturism

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >a reference

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          So does it take place on a space station like Isolation too? Could it actually be a kind of cool claustrophobic space horror movie, only with a cast of sexy smol women? I am cautiously optimistic.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Going by Alvarez's previous films I expect it to be in a small and cramped isolated location and be extremely violent. A space station of some sort would track with that. He doesn't have to copy the steaming pipes and vents of the Nostromo but tight hallways and rooms with a retro futuristic look seem likely.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There will have to be some reason why no one believes Ripley when she describes the xeno at the beginning of Aliens.
    So either everyone in Romulus dies or all the evidence of what they experienced is lost somehow. I expect this will be lame and frustrating

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that set looks so fricking bad compared to alien 1. hollywood is so soulless now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The originals had superior British production design and crew.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's a video game, anon

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This will be better than the series.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does the series even have anything to do with Alien besides Weyland Yutani being in it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody really knows. I'd be ok with it just being set in the alien universe with a similar look and feel and start establishing some interesting crew of characters on some interesting mission. Hopefully the audience could grow to give a shit about them. Then later on introduce an alien as some sort of season finale. It's not like an alien should be in every episode.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's going to be about an OC company that's putting human minds into android bodies. Set before Alien btw.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ridley Scott said it's good and he made Alien and two kino prequels to it, I trust him.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ridley Scott is senile anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He's not senile, he's always been kind of dumb.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Noah Hawley on the tv show:
    >“Ridley and I have talked about this — and many, many elements of the show,” Hawley says. “For me, and for a lot of people, this ‘perfect life form’ — as it was described in the first film — is the product of millions of years of evolution that created this creature that may have existed for a million years out there in space. The idea that, on some level, it was a bioweapon created half an hour ago, that’s just inherently less useful to me.
    >And in terms of the mythology, what’s scary about this monster, is that when you look at those first two movies, you have this retro-futuristic technology. You have giant computer monitors, these weird keyboards … You have to make a choice. Am I doing that? Because in the prequels, Ridley made the technology thousands of years more advanced than the technology of Alien, which is supposed to take place in those movies’ future. There’s something about that that doesn’t really compute for me. I prefer the retro-futurism of the first two films. And so that’s the choice I’ve made — there’s no holograms. The convenience of that beautiful Apple store technology is not available to me.”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It will be a memberberry movie. The TFA of Alien franchise.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You want a show to be set right after a movie and yet somehow share absolutely nothing with it in looks, feel, style, ships, clothing, etc or else be labeled 'memberberry'? That's pretty stupid.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          muh new

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It should be set after Alien 4, but of course we can't have nice things.
          Also I hope there's more than one alien in the movie. A single alien killing the whole crew stopped being a threat 40 years ago.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >It should be set after Alien 4
            you are mein Black person and a scholar

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like both of these statements.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The alien being attempted to be used as a bioweapon, I'm fine with, the alien being designed as one, I'm not, it's really boring and removes any mystique about them whatsoever.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Spaeny is the protagonist and getting first billing
      Frick I just know they're gonna kill Moner off in it. She's probably going to be a really minor side character too, which is gay because in reality it really should just be 1 hour and 30 minutes of Moner in a thong running away from an Alien.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >>Frick I just know they're gonna kill Moner off in it. She's probably going to be a really minor side character too
        She was one of the first announced after Cailee. I assume she's one of the main supporting characters. I mean Alien tends to have a low survival rate for casts.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This girl was in the zoomer reboot of The Craft. I imagine Alien Romulus will be just as bad.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Zoomer reboots suck major ass. Make a movie copied from some older movie but inferior in every aspect. That's it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thank god she's a little fat, tired of the vegan scrawny look on every actress lately, and given how small she is would look especially terrible on her.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That dog may look big but it's actually a shaved Jack Russell terrier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yjk

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >your Monerbot has arrived, sir

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer the term artificial poontang.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I slap the shit out of her
        >her eyes become filled with dread and panic
        >I realize her "feelings" switch is on
        >tell her I'm her God now, and I'm a naughty God

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Moner wearing Ripley's panties with a visible unkept bush. Thoughts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Gross. Moner wearing Ripley's panties with a visible landing strip though? Now we're talking.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lemme guess. It's another one with as few White people as possible telling the same story.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    in space no one hears your pronoun

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is Moner going to be dressed like that in the movie?

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mite b gud

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why the shaved hair on far right? Are there images with actual longer hair?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't like wearing long hair

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.avpgalaxy.net/2023/03/03/more-casting-confirmations-emerge-for-alien-romulus/
      >From left to right: Cailee Spaeny, David Jonsson, Archie Renaux, Spike Fearn, and Aileen Wu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the real horror is that in the far future Black folk and homosexuals and Black person homosexuals are allowed to operate state of the art space craft

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'd frick that asiatic but I hope the Alien gets the rest of them.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you need pussy man if that's what you're willing to frick
        manfaced pancake faced ugly fricking buk choi turbodyke chink
        looks like idubbz yoko ono prostitute as a chink

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >literally zero White males

      It's beautiful...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      awful cast. they all look like kids, "just suspend your disbelief and believe this 22 year old is an experienced scientist!"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >believe this 22 year old is an experienced scientist!"
        We have no idea what any of the characters are occupation wise

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          One of them will be an evil android or maybe a sexy android

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          22 rupees have been deposited into your account

          thank you for doing the needful

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You took three hours to come up with that?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Unlike you, Shahid, I'm not on the wage clock so I can post on my own time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      are they protestors stumbling upon xenos?
      nobody would hire those bunch for any labour or output

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I look forward to watching all of these dumb ugly zoomers get brutally killed by the Alien. Except for Moner, she can live.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Moner's gonna make it out of here without a scratch
        She's a racially ambiguous cutesie brunette, like Ripley, Call and Shaw

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Alien films have some of the lowest survival rates of any franchise. I expect at most Cailee to make it, and maybe no one.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I have a feeling she's going to die like halfway through the movie. And the moment that happens I'm going to turn the movie off, do 360 and walk away from that gay trash.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Shaw died

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            on the way to their home planet

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's by the same guy from Don't Breathe so maybe it won't be complete ass but I can see how they yassify it to be more appealing to the Instagram generation. inb4 it stars pete davidson and other mulatto's

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP literally named the stars

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There was only one Alien.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You got my attention

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just fricking listen to her voice acting
    it's like she's reading the script for the first time in a room-temperature studio with snacks and refreshments
    all the footage looks re-used and none of the acting is believable
    how in the FRICK does this shit keep getting worse
    why the FRICK can NOBODY match the acting and atmosphere of the original film

    Alien was fricking GREAT. Alien 3 was alright. Ridley Scott KINO is GREAT. FRICK ALL OTHER NEPOisraelite DIRECTORS TRYING TO RAPE THIS FRANCHISE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That is a fanmade trailer you doofus.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anon please tell me you're only pretending to be moronic. You're just pretending, right?

        >Hey guys! Welcome to our channel, 'KH Studio,' where we'll be creating concept mashup trailers and much more just for fun and to bring entertainment to all of you.

        It's marketed on imdb as
        >Young people from a distant world must face the most terrifying life form in the universe.
        you know what they mean by young people?
        moronic and GAY and BROWN
        I am going to kill myself

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You posted a fanmade trailer and reacted to it as if it is real.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            regardless the movie is going to be the same as
            >bodies bodies bodies
            >talk to me
            >x
            >pearl
            and whatever other garbage new age horror our israeli overlords come up with
            anything marketed for "young people" is going to be pandering as hell and this is my genuine opinion
            all the vitriol aside, the movie is pandering towards the streaming crowd, the type of people who don't give a shit about a movie and just want something as background noise while they smoke a blunt
            i know these people intimately and I know this movie is going to strip all the character from the monster in order to give us some sloppy bullshit relationship drama

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Still waiting to hear how Talk to Me is a "slow burn"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >got fooled by a fan trailer
          Maybe you are the moron?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Anon please tell me you're only pretending to be moronic. You're just pretending, right?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey guys! Welcome to our channel, 'KH Studio,' where we'll be creating concept mashup trailers and much more just for fun and to bring entertainment to all of you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's full of queers and minorities and it feels like a high production high school creepypasta GARBAGE flick
      and I know that alien is gonna be raped in the same manner
      remember this; they're gonna turn the xeno into an allegory for white patriarchy and rape culture

      if I wanna coom, I'll go watch lazy town or something
      i dont want to watch another bodies bodies bodies, talk to me, x/pearl slowburn turboisraelite movie about how judaism is actually genre redefining

      I know for a fricking fact it's going to be contrived as hell

      the real horror is that in the far future Black folk and homosexuals and Black person homosexuals are allowed to operate state of the art space craft

      she looks like an uppity brownoid dyke

      the alien (symbolic for white supremacist patriarchy and rape culture) will be defeated by our valid slay nails emoji cappuchino colored vapid prostitute cast

      Braindead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        israelite

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      [...]
      It's marketed on imdb as
      >Young people from a distant world must face the most terrifying life form in the universe.
      you know what they mean by young people?
      moronic and GAY and BROWN
      I am going to kill myself

      I think I'm going to laugh at you now.
      Ha. There it was.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Damn, she nailed the Audrey Hepburn style!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/@KHStudio/videos
      yeah those trailers look really legit bro

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's not often you see a legitimate schizo ranting on Cinemaphile. Usually it's just people playing pretend as a shitpost. This is really neat though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I am genuinely seething that another IP is being thrown to the dogs. I envy you people that don't care enough about anything to have to go on a schizo rant when you see it get ruined like this.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm worried because the showrunners X-Men show sucked. The whole thing felt off and I'm worried this Alien show will have the same feel of not being quite right.

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hulu
    Will they send a native girl to space to fight the xenomorphs with bow and arrows too?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to see a xenomorph body slam a bear. Is that too much to ask?

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how does this affect the bonus situation

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We need to talk about the bonus situation first and foremost.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      We need to talk about the bonus situation first and foremost.

      Here. This covers things nicely.

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Alien 2

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah can't wait to see the PS3 cutscene aliens in action

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Will it be good
    big doubt

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    PREDATOR READING MATERIAL!

    WW1 - https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-The-Bloody-Sands-of-Time

    Underwater - https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Hell-Hot-Water

    Civil War - https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Hell-Come-A-Walkin

    City (pre-p2) - https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-1989

    Russian winter - https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Cold-War

    Prison - https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Race-War

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      (this one continue after cold war) - https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Dark-River

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Kindred

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Bad-Blood

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Big-Game

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Strange-Roux

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Primal

      VS BATMAN (1st is great, haven't read the others)

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Batman-Versus-Predator

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Batman-Versus-Predator-II-Bloodmatch

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Batman-Predator-III

      VS TARZAN

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Tarzan-vs-Predator-at-the-Earth-s-Core

      VS MAGNUS

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-vs-Magnus-Robot-Fighter

      VS SUPERMAN

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Superman-vs-Predator

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      (this one continue after cold war) - https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Dark-River

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Kindred

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Bad-Blood

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Big-Game

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Strange-Roux

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-Primal

      VS BATMAN (1st is great, haven't read the others)

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Batman-Versus-Predator

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Batman-Versus-Predator-II-Bloodmatch

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Batman-Predator-III

      VS TARZAN

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Tarzan-vs-Predator-at-the-Earth-s-Core

      VS MAGNUS

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Predator-vs-Magnus-Robot-Fighter

      VS SUPERMAN

      https://readcomiconline.li/Comic/Superman-vs-Predator

      That's cool, but it's also kind of off topic.

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be about the First Queen
    Screencap this

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell when is Ridley going to prerelease all movies and plop David in all of them

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cast looks like what ai would choose

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Isabella Moner
    why do they insist making aliens shit

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope this time she doesn’t get her male costar fired because she gets caught fricking him.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Where is the trailer?
    I'm only looking forward to it because I liked Evil Dead. Plus it's Alien.

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How would you make an interesting Alien film that's set in the future?
    >something something ripley
    Frick no
    >predator...
    No.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Will it be good
    the director doesn't have a good track record
    they need to let this franchise rest in peace already

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sexual intercourse with Cailee Spaeny and Isabela Moner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      An intriguing proposal

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it does not ignore Covenant and pick up with Shaw and David 8 at the end of Prometheus, then its not worth anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It has nothing to do with either

  59. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I predict that the Mexican girl is ripleys daughter out looking for her lost mum the other girl is maybe another crew members kid or something looking with her. They stumble across aliens, hilarity ensues. Mexican lives to end as strong female character, possibly Black person too as alien is owned by disney now so agendas have to be pushed.
    Someone needs to summon doomwiener and get him on this

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cailee is mexican?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fricked if i know. Looks abit mexicany

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Cailee is Mexican anon

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >we're getting a movie with Cailee and Moner

        Did we split off back into the based timeline?

  60. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watch for Aliens
    >get android Hannibal Lector
    every one of these movies has been shit. Ridley's directing can't save the repulsively bad story.

  61. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    CUTE

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's something about this round-ish face that makes want to clasp her neck tightly and kiss her furiously.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Super cute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cute.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Me on the right

  62. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be good.

  63. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  64. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >ayylmao with teenagers/young adults
    So it's a slasher flick with a xenomorph and evil adult android

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Alien is a slasher flick with a xenomorph and evil adult android.

  65. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    JUST LET IT DIE YOU FRICKERS, PROMETHEUS WAS THE ONLY GOOD ONE

  66. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  67. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hollywood is incapable of making kino again until chuds get full access to Adobes current in house AI toolkit. Once that’s unleashed, it’s over for these vile little rats.

  68. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cant be worse than covenant
    ...right?????

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably better than Prometheus but on par with Covenant.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        still can't believe how bad prometheus was

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it won't be third as good

  69. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, two teenage girls survive an encounter with the xenomorph? This sounds lame. Might as well cast the stranger things kids.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why do you assume two will survive?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Because hollywood today doesn't have the balls to kill off a main character that is also a pretty, young female. There Will be a fake out, though

  70. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I read the script
    Moner dies in the first act
    Cailee is the lead and final girl
    ambiguous ending, she might be dead or alive
    They're hoping it makes enough money to make a sequel, but it's going to bomb

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how the studio is treating it as a slasher film. The first alien is so much more than that. I bet they saw the success of the Halloween soft-reboot and will use that as their outline.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Alien 1 is 100% a slasher, haunted house film. It is phenomenal because of the production design, acting and music, not because it's complex.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. Alien without gieger is creatively bankrupt.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Is Solaris a slasher?
          Because it's basically
          > haunted house film

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I hope you're not trying to claim that Alien and Solaris are the same movie.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, I'm trying to understand your logic. So... is Solaris a slasher or not?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, because it does not follow the structure of one. Alien does.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Don't talk to him. There are morons out their that believes every movie fits neatly into a genre or subgenre

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, not every movie, just this one, the one I'm talking about.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The first alien is so much more than that
        No it isn't.
        >monster picks off crew one by one until the final stand with the only survivor who happens to be a woman
        Aliens goes even further and adds a final boss for that extra 80's cheese.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It was done in a sleek and stylized way. The art and set design were phenomenal. It transcended its genre.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            This doesn't contradict anything he said. "It looked nice" doesn't mean it isn't a slasher movie. It's an uncommonly high quality slasher movie, but a slasher movie regardless.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              The alien doesn't have a knife, moron. It's a monster movie.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus you're an idiot.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Monster movie is a very vague term, and more often applied to larger than human sized monsters. Slasher is not vague, and it fits Alien to a tee. This isn't an insult, it's a fact. Alien can be a perfect film, which it is, and also be a slasher haunted house film.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is The Thing a slasher movie?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Is Barbie a slasher movie?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why not? It fits your criteria

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No it does not because the Thing assimilates and thus the focus is on which have been assimilated among the cast rather than people being picked off by a single killer in linear fashion.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So Predator is a slasher movie too?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Correct.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                any movie where characters die is by their nature a slash movie

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No one said that

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i'm telling you, anon. alien is a slasher movie. predator is a slasher movie.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No one can really argue against this.

                I'm going to say an unpopular opinion. But my favorite movie from the franchise is Alien 4. I love the "dirty space" aesthetic, the pirates, those scary new aliens, the bio-experimentation theme, and that no-holds-barred humor on the edge of farce. It's the one movie in the franchise I've rewatched the most.

                I like parts of it (mostly the USM stuff) but it's boring compared to the rest.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i'm telling you, anon. alien is a slasher movie. predator is a slasher movie.

                >no argument so he has to start writing replies for other people

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                How did you miss that Predator was a slasher?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                are you ok?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                of all movies, how would you claim Predator is NOT a slasher film structurally? it's action heavy but the whole premise is it's a typical 80s military action film for the first half hour then the squad has a horror film dropped on them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >small cast of characters in an isolated location is stalked and picked off one by one by an unstoppable killer
                What do you think?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anon made this up by the way

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry coomergay, it's the truth.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's the same vague assumptions everyone else has been able to make just from the casting announcements.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I love how the so-called spoilers are just "Cailee Spaeny is the lead" which we've known since she was cast as the lead. Such insight.

  71. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing that will save the Alien franchise at this point is a complete change of direction. Make a musical or something

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cast Daisy Ridley as the xeno but instead of killing people she has to suck (human) wiener to survive. And I'm the only man left in the universe. But I'm extremely gay, so she has to chase me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Son, you are hired

  72. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They're going to copy Prey kek

    >black guy dies first
    >through the power of lesbo power they manage to space out the ayylmao
    >but not before the main lead girl 1v1s the ayyy and barely survives the encounter
    >Assbender shows up in the end, much wow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >through the power of lesbo power
      There were no lesbians in Prey.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >power of lesbo power
      If that means Moner and Cailee scissor in the film then I'll allow it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >They're going to copy Prey kek
      none of the things you listed happened in Prey.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There were no lesbians in Prey, no one from the other Predator films showed up, there was no black guy who died first, and the protagonist did not 1v1 the Predator, she tricked it into killing itself with traps, same as in Predator 1.

  73. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Given the shitpile that was Covenant and Ridley's ideas in general, perhaps a back to basics approach is the best course of action for Alien.

  74. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Jackie Brown a slasher?

  75. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >there will be on-topic Moner threads for months because of this movie

    How will the Kiki poster handle it?

    And where is the Kikigay anyway?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Kikigay
      Literally who?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some spastic weirdo with a psychopathic grudge against Moner who always spams Kiernan Shipka any time he sees Moner posted

  76. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Ladies and gentlemen, today I stand before you to defend a being that has been unfairly labeled a monster – the xenomorph from the Nostromo incident. Yes, lives were lost, but let's not forget the role of Weyland-Yutani, the corporation pulling the strings. The xenomorph acted out of instinct, not malice. In this vast universe, let's rise above fear and prejudice. The xenomorph deserves a fair trial, not judgment based on horror stories. Thank you.
    Could Alien work as a courtroom drama?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I have killed, but I am not a killer because a killer is a monster, and monsters aren't afraid.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The case did hit a snag when the bailiff's chest exploded midway into cross-examination of the Weyland-Yutani head of R&D, but luckily the Xeno's attorney was able to turn it into a good exclamation point on his remaining questions.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Well, actually, it's really not his fault. He was acting in self-defense.....

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Raise your right hand
        >Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you God?
        *drools on Bible*

  77. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Funnily enough, the best movies in both franchises involved soldiers with guns getting rekt by the alien yet all the sequels deviated away from that.

  78. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to say an unpopular opinion. But my favorite movie from the franchise is Alien 4. I love the "dirty space" aesthetic, the pirates, those scary new aliens, the bio-experimentation theme, and that no-holds-barred humor on the edge of farce. It's the one movie in the franchise I've rewatched the most.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      all 4 movies are equally kino

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's pretty funny that every time they made a sequel, it turned out to be a completely different movie with different themes and mood.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          as it should be
          I want alien 5 and will suffer nothing less
          no prequels no spin offs no interquels no retcons none of that gay shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the escape pod scene was nightmare fuel for me as a kid in the 90s

  79. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Alien vision in Covenant was kino though.

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