All of them are trash

And Plinkett was 100% right, you know that?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no sirs this not right
    I am to be thinking the prequels very underrated sirs we must apologize george sirs
    anakin my hero sirs

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All of them are trash
    Correct
    >And Plinkett was 100% right, you know that?
    Correct

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Agreed

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its hard to believe the sequels could have been worse, but they were.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're pretty good, but not for the reasons the morons here fawn over them. The deeper content of them goes entirely over their heads. They just like the bing bang wahoo.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So what are those reasons?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They're pretty good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is the opposite of the truth. The attempts at deeper themes fall a bit flat. The prequels are good for the amazing action sequences and the broader world they created. In some specific respects they are a step up from the original trilogy, but in some of the most important ways (the dialogue, acting, and pacing) they are significantly worse.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >In some specific respects they are a step up from the original trilogy
        ?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They can CGI planets whereas the originals they obviously used locations on Earth and hide it as another planet.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how good Cinemaphile would be without prequelgays.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Simply not true.
      Movies still relevant, still draw a crowd.

      Are more relevant today than the OT, will still be relevant and watched and discussed 10 years from now.

      The themes of heroism and societal decline/corruption is something people will be dealing with IRL starting now, basically. So children that grow up now will have something that deals with their experiences.

      OT as a whole is too naive, and sequels are simply too decadent and produced by that very same corruption. Ergo not watcheable, not engaging or interesting enough.

      Anakin will be the "literally me" character for many, going forward

      I imagine it must feel terrible to get raped in discussions over and over. Just give up and accept the truth and the pain will stop.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >draw a crowd
        Crowd of homosexuals, yes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are genuinely pathetic.

          A sad, prematurely aged, medium iq frickwit that lacks the ability to watch movies.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would be amazing

      Intelligent discussions, no more APOLOGIZE threads, no more campaigning to make the rest of us think bad movies are good, no more constant prequel spam and endless moronic takes

      It's hard to imagine, like heaven

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. There is a reason why every prequel fanboy grew up watching them, it's because they are blinded by nostalgia.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nope. And RotS is the best Star Wars movie.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >All of them are trash
    Why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they are childish slop with nonsensical story.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The story makes sense to me.
        >childish slop
        What does that even mean?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >The story makes sense to me.
          Well yeah, because you're a moronic jeet. To people with brains, it doesn't make sense.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >To people with brains, it doesn't make sense.
            What an interesting take.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >childish slop
        Only a childish zoomie would even use this terminology.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nonsensical story
        >getting filtered by baby's first space opera which was made for literal children

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the pity-liking it prequels is so reddit.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know how many times it needs to be repeated, but all of star wars is mediocre. it is only something to watch while stuffing your face with snacks. i will never fully understand either the popularity of the franchise nor the heated arguments

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it is only something to watch while stuffing your face with snacks.
      True, Star Wars fans are morbidly obese.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, that’s just film fans in general.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How do you even type with those fat sausage fingers?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t. I have speech to text.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absolute kino, it's unfortunate you were born mentally disabled

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're not trash
    Because even if you take issue with the plot, the prequels brought the world of Star Wars to life in a way the sequel trilogy does not
    This is the world at the height of the Jedi's power and it feels like it

    Where is this richness in the sequel trilogy? It's not there
    The sequels take place in a barren world where the only life that exists are the main characters

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Pinkett and the rest of Red Letter Media knows so much about how to make a good movie, why did they make a piece of shit movie like Space Cop? If it's so easy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moronic take.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it moronic? They made their fame ripping on the flaws of the works of others and they put out something just as shitty but then they hide and say it was done on purpose.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haven't seen their films but they are not a huge studio with lots of money and experience. But more importantly, making and criticizing things are very different. Do you complain that book critics don't write good books themselves?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They are great and no he wasn't.
    https://web.archive.org/web/20151127081048/http://thestarwarstrilogy.com/starwars/FILES/2014/09/Red-Letter-Media-Episode-I-Review-A-Study-in-Fanboy-Stupidity.pdf.axdx

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No I don't know anything about movies and every movie I've tried to make has been garbage, I haven't a creative bone in my entire body
    >Anyway here's like 4 hours of me talking about why these movies are bad
    What drives a person to make these videos?
    And worse, what drives a person to watch them?

    You're allowed to not like things, but this weird anti-Prequel faction are absolutely insistent that it's nothing to do with their personal tastes, and everything to do with the fact that George Lucas (the guy who's behind 9 of the most successful and iconic films ever created) actually doesn't know what he's doing and WE (the guys behind Space Cop) should have been in charge instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >WE (the guys behind Space Cop) should have been in charge instead.

      They literally never said that. Try watching the Plinkett reviews.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're right they said something even funnier

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You're right
          So you knew what you said was wrong?

          I will never understand prequelgays.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >So you knew what you said was wrong?
            Nobody makes a multi-hour long rant about a movie's failings unless they think they could do better
            Plinkett repeatedly offers up his own ideas for what should have happened and they're always terrible

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I know what I said was wrong, but now I'm going to pretend it's right again

              I'm afraid I cannot continue this conversation as I fear I may lose several IQ points.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you're unironically here shilling for RLM then you probably don't have much left to lose

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Their minds are damaged, and they can only produce "ironically bad" things.

        The irony shield is a mark of a scared-shitless pretender. They never try, so they never fail.

        Lucas, meanwhile, produced unironic, very direct and very unashamed adventure movies. As gen X and late millennials grew older, their irony and cowardice made them unable to appreciate direct and Honest movies.

        Ergo, the total destruction of discourse surrounding the movies could begin

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Episode II could have been greatly improved with a better soundtrack we can see this with the Auralnauts presentation as Anakin rides his hoverbike in the desert why isn't there some badass rock music playing during that scene without some sort of uplifting score the scenes feel flat and lifeless why is everything so silent what is that silence trying to convey the lack of music is almost bleak and oppressive as if there is some undertone of wrongness about the whole thing like this is not a fun adventure story but some depressing documentary on the hubris of space adventurers but the score does not convey that either there is just overwhelming nothing throughout.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The prequels ruined Star Wars. Disney just stirred a turd.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're actually kino and you need high intelligence to properly appreciate them (unironically).

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >consumerist garbage made for manbabies
      >requires little to no effort to understand it
      >even dumb normies watch it because it's easy

      inb4 cuck

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop crying.

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