All "smart" characters are written by stupid people.

All "smart" characters are written by stupid people. Name one single character whose defining trait is his intelligence that feels like it was written by someone who understands how smart people think.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >smart character joins show/movie/game/book
    >everyone else suddenly become brainlets that can't think at all and are awed at basic deductions

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dr House

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      House was the Rick and Morty of 2000, overrated Reddit trash

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Another triggered christian who didn't understand that the show doesn't glorify House

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Rick Sanchez "isnt supposed" to be a role model either

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            On multiple occasions House is faced with religious questions that challenge his worldview and his smarmy atheism doesn't work. You would know this if you watched the show

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Placebo
            >A phenomenon where, for no discernible reason, belief and positive outlook work
            >Reddit atheists, unable to internalize this fact, have the audacity to maintain their materialist worldview
            Damn.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's not what placebo means

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It literally does.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, it literally doesn't. You're an idiot who confuses "placebo" and "placebo effect"

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao BTFO

                It literally does.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              moron

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >le christian
          How about muslim?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Note how he never denied being christian - because I was right

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >maybe he has a point lets see what he calls reddit
        >muh god bro he made fun of my sky daddy
        Fricking lol. If the best you have is him hurting your feelings because he made fun of you believing in ancient israeli mythology then it must not be too bad.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          exactly what I thought too lmao

          You do realize that House's militant atheism was one of his cringier traits that the audience wasn't supposed to identify with, right?

          also this

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only people I've EVER seen complain about House being fake smart are people butthurt about what he says about god
        Theists are the most moronic insecure fricking buttholes out there. You guys are like literal angry 12 years old with big toys.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          launching into some emotional tantrum over someone making fun of an old tv show is pretty telling, nice projection.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it isn't telling or projection at all. what I said was perfectly clear. you're probably just butthurt because you're one of the goofball dumbfricks who believes in god and thought what I said was true

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do realize that House's militant atheism was one of his cringier traits that the audience wasn't supposed to identify with, right?

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    your problem is believing that intelligent people are better than everyone else at everything they do. they often excel at a couple things and be quite dumb on others.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, OP clearly stated the problem. It's dumb L.A. writers trying to write smart characters. It doesn't matter what 'kind' of smarts were talking about.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >your problem is believing that intelligent people are better than everyone else at everything they do. they often excel at a couple things and be quite dumb on others.

      So they're good at a few things and dumb at others? That means the difference is that at least there's stuff there's good at. Dumb people are bad at everything.

      Plus, general intelligence *does* carry over to a lot of skills.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually this. a truly intelligent character wouldn't be that compelling because they simply wouldn't have many more answers than a normal people in most fictional situations

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not the point moron, they are intelligent because they can learn anything faster than everyone else. Saying they are dumb at other things is not relevant since they can master a skill if they wanted to, faster than anyone else.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      one of the best posts of all time if i'm being honest senpai

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This post best explains why the new batman written by Matt Reeves is so fricking moronic

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Battinson exists in a world with a technology level equal to or greater than our own
        >smartphones exist
        >doesn’t decide at any point to look up what the murder weapon from the first crime scene was, instead waits until it’s too late to be informed by a working-class cop that it’s a carpet tucker so the rest of the plot can happen
        >world’s greatest detective.png

        The Batman is an embarrassingly stupidly-written film and frick anyone stupid enough to defend it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is every single peaky blinders season as well

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moron characters listen to teenage dirtbag
    yup checks out

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Name one single character whose defining trait is his intelligence that feels like it was written by someone who understands how smart people think.
    Easy.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my punishment for the guy that drove my sister to suicide is... to make him fall for and sleep with a teenage girl who's actually but she's his le daughter
      Midwit movie.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actual smart people exploit socially inept "smart" genius type people thought.

  8. 7 months ago
    MATT DAMON

    Matt Damon's character in good will hunting was a smart character written by two geniuses.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Matt Damon’s character, and this is coming from someone with autism, is autistic as frick

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick would you know how smart people think, homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because I am smart myself. Go ahead, test me.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        simple test - why are there so many black people on tv lately?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you are truly smart, then calculate the square root of pi! No man or machine is able to do THAT!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          1.5

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I talk to myself out loud sometimes and it's getting harder to stop

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sheldor Coopor

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guarantee your iq is between 100 and 110, yet you think you're the smartest person in the room while 125+ iq people just ignore you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you were actually inteligent you would know that 115-125 IQ is the absolute worst. That's the goldilocks range for sociology professors. It's the dunning kruger of higher IQ because they are too stupid and arrogant to not understand that their above average competence at memorization and regurgitation of party doctrine is not dynamic intellectual work.

      t. 145 IQ

      Give me a fricking bog standard 100 IQ normie over a "professor" any day of the week.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >145 IQ
        >Believes in the Dunning-Kruger effect
        You had me going there for a second

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is completely wrong,115-125 is the most common range for ceos and leadership positions. More than that and you get diminishing returns. People's ability to effectively communicate also starts to taper off at around 25-30 points of IQ difference, so an IQ about 120 is actually the optimal balance for competence and intelligence. Your stereotypical awkward loner intellectual tends to be in the 130-150 range, and annoying people that thinking they're smarter than they are is a personality type that exists across all levels of intelligence.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The problem with that finding is that it's just the most successful type of leader, and the difference is really not major. Similar to your last point, leaders are another personality type which exists across all levels of intelligence.
          It isn't true that people in that range of intellect will be leaders. The majority of "leaders" today can be found in middle management and administration, which are useless jobs filled by moronic Zoom jockeys who only exist so their boss has more subordinates and gets more respect. It's a very boring form of corporate feudalism. Also, leaders universally overestimate their own competence, and credit for success is given to leaders, instead of their consultants, lieutenants, workers, or business context - any of which are often more important than leadership in the solved game of the modern market.
          It should be clear that people with IQs of ~120 really are midwits. Even your post hints at this, you just rephrased and inverted the schematic of the comment to which you're replying.

          Finally - you'd have a point if these people were able to leverage their intelligence without falling prey to normalgay fallacies. But they don't, at all. The very fact they can relate to idiots means they're prone to some level of idiot behavior. Being the top crab in the bucket doesn't really mean much in the end.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i went to number 1 selective school in white country
        118 iq will allow you to apply late and skip the waiting list
        i dont believe there was a single person with 140+ IQ

        i honestly think people who claim 140+ iq just took the test a bunch of times

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          IQ values are balanced meaning the test is always adjusted so that 100iq = ~50% of the population (median). 140+ iq will always be around .7% of the population, no matter how many you think there are.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What an embarrassing thing to type. No amount of success at visual puzzles will make you less of a social moron I'm afraid.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Passenger, Stella Maris, Blood Meridian,

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What part of the word "character" did you fail to understand?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for dressing up, Cormac.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bait

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam Spade in Maltese Falcon.

    But I appreciate the characters that are behind the curve more often than not. Flaws make the man. Another example of an intelligent character would be Noah Cross, who even has his own shortcomings but still wins because of how many strings he can pull ahead of Gittes in Chinatown.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anton Sugar

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rorschach
    Ozymandias
    Dr. Manhattan

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ozymandius.
    Yoda.
    Hallbrand.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Halbrand
      Based. The head writer studied the 48 Laws of Power and was advised from Bezos himself how to write someone smarter than everyone in the room subtly. Only thing the show did right.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rust Cohle
    Clarice Starling and Hannibal
    Hans Landa

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rust Cohle
      Come on now

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but the misanthropic schizoid part seems accurate

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dr. House

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      house is an entertaining smart person, but still a morons interpretation of it where he can hear one random word in a sentence and triggers some systemic breakdown of a complex case and triggers his revelation. thats not how it works like finding someone mentioning how your jacket is nice and remembering your keys were left on the table when you changed. thats not the way smart people think. but house is entertaining as a smart character compared to many others, especially in the earlier seasons. they cover up the moronic writing/thought processes with his anger/pain management that you can forgive a lot too. today house would be like the moronic sherlock doing autism moving hands in face tier behavior.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Name one single character whose defining trait is his intelligence that feels like it was written by someone who understands how smart people think.
    Me.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's getting harder to hide that I'm a woman on Cinemaphile

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Benedict Cumberbatch's Sherlock Holmes

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the characters in Primer, because they didn't have to dumb anything down with each other and when they argued it was about the ethics and dangers of time travel.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Primer was good because it didn't overstay its welcome and respected the audience. Just wish the audio was better because I couldn't hear shit and had to watch the movie like three times

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah but that kind of audio is expected with just a budget of 7k.

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i guess every character in aaron sorkins shows

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      aaron sorkin is the biggest moron on earth

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glasses guy in 12 Angry Men

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The problem with making "smart" characters in a movie is that all smart people are introverts by default, there's no way around that fact. When they attempt to make a quirky loveable smart person who is a socialite, they always fail. The only smart characters that are believable are usually psychpaths/sociopaths.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's bullshit. There's all sorts of smart people.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's all sorts of people that I think ate smart
        FTFY

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I was tested in 7th grade and had an IQ of 148. I know two people, now PhD holders in STEM fields, smarter than me. They were social.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My brother is like 130 IQ minimum, but he's really stupid socially.

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bazinga Guy from Bazinga Show

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you must not be familiar with the work of john milius

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is like a midwit flytrap. literally so many posts of morons arguing about iq and thinking "smart people" are wizards who hide from society and are master manipulators/le sociopaths and are knowledgeable in every area. The only common trait you could maybe draw between all the different notions of a smart person is the ability to move through the world using logic and reason as opposed to innate feelings/social pressure. i agree with a few here who pointed out that despite being geniuses at first glance, many "smart" characters fail this category (like sherlock, whose decision making process only gives the illusion of being logic and deduction based, falling apart on closer inspection). a maths phd with a fields medal is a smart person in maths but it doesn't follow that they'll have smart political opinions, knowledge about behavioral science, etc. Smart people specialize and know they're specialists. smart people are not gods, they worked hard and had a bit of luck. but besides that, truly being "smart" is not being a trivia machine, a pro chess player or a sarcastic introvert who despises le sheep of society. one is pretending to be smart, falling apart at any deeper questioning of topics you claim to be knowledgeable on, the other is just playing a board game every day from childhood, and the last one is a socially inept loser who needs justification for why they can't function in a convo with another person standing infront of them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The only common trait you could maybe draw between all the different notions of a smart person is the ability to move through the world using logic and reason as opposed to innate feelings/social pressure.
      nah. Smartness doesn't make you less likely to believe bullshit, it actually makes people better at justifying unreasonable beliefs.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        well then your beliefs must be very reasonable.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          200 iq zinger

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is true. Humans in general aren't rational, they're rationalizers.
        I can't wait for this homosexual planet to burn

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >muh rationality
          midwit concept

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >saggy breasts
            >bony hips
            >dogfaced
            terrible taste in prostitutes

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I picked a random image

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      whoa homie, do you really expect me to read all that shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yappaholic

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The professor from Rope is the first to come to my mind

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Truly smart people usually aren't the ones that are fully convinced of an ideology or opinion, but they constantly allow themselves to be vulnerable to doubt into their beliefs and thinking. Probably the only useful insight I got from university to be honest

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like enlightened centrist cope

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        When I think about philosophers/historians/professors that I truly consider smart, they fit the description, don't know if that makes them centrist

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    L from Death Note seemed pretty sly.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doctor Mabuse

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yoshii

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me its stupid people written by smart people

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >does everything off screen

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    VM Varga

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even an actual person, let alone a smart one.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taylor Swift

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    L and Kira.

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    francis urquhart

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know this isn't Cinemaphile, but L from Death Note.

    I hope the merit of his intelligence is enough to fit into the discussion.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say the opposite. Remember: He was sure Light was Kira and still kept in close contact. You could spin it as "he was desperate for equals" but then it turns out he has an orphanage of smart kids on-hand for this shit.

      https://i.imgur.com/XOcdRXx.jpg

      All "smart" characters are written by stupid people. Name one single character whose defining trait is his intelligence that feels like it was written by someone who understands how smart people think.

      Pic related from Double indemnity, can't remember his name.

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impossible.
    Characters, be they in films, books, or video games, are defined by what they say and what they do. It's really the only reasonable way to convey a "character".
    Actually smart people spend most of their time thinking and planning, and if they talk about their idea's they do it in a precise and long winded way. Neither of these things are entertaining.
    Fundamentally, entertainment has to appeal to stupidity.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fictional intelligence is just magic powers

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're a grown man who lives with his mom. You're not smart and never will be.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le writers can't writer characters smarter than themselves!
      What an original, novel observation. You must be very smart.

      I have genuinely no idea what you two are angry at.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just lazy

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le writers can't writer characters smarter than themselves!
    What an original, novel observation. You must be very smart.

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    chrollo lucilfer
    meruem
    hisoka morow
    kurapika kurta

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any of the smart characters from breaking bad/bcs

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gandalf

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    IQ obsession is the same as muscle mass obsession, it's both prideful in the same way.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also in the sense of neither being representative of what skills you can actually perform with your body and mind

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      IQgays are the worst. At least lifters have discipline and work towards a goal. IQgays just lie and say they're a genius or near genius and then just kvetch about lower IQs endlessly. Everyone on Cinemaphile is minimum 140 IQ it really is funny.

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Always a good time to post in IQ midwit threads

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've noticed NPCs are basically like this. They literally don't have imaginations or anything

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for sharing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nazi computers

      A bit unfair to expect them to not know labtops werent available back then, they likely believed you implied that they were there. Not to mention getting yelled at everytime they pointed out that was a trick question for most of their lives....

      And sarcasm is a thing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, that's a good point, I bet no one involved thought of that or did anything about it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They rarely do. Especially in those gatchs video street interviews with people who just could not give less of a shit.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    These two

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      agreed

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    "You know we grew up taught to believe that everyone's equal. That you are no better than anyone else – Of course that's a lie. Some are better than others. And there are those who recognize what makes them better and are able to exploit that to succeed."

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That fukkin cat

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how would I know what a smart person thinks like?

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judge Holden
    Malcolm from Malcolm in the Middle

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      autistic blackface

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Top lel

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Irl Sheldon’s actor is gay, which is a form of autism.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd argue most intelligent characters written by Michael Crichton or Tom Clancy. Your Ian Malcolms, Dr Grants, John Clarks, etc.
    >tfw no Rainbow Six movie starring Dafoe and Cruz

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Clancy is a fricking moron, Cletus

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    probably true, but it is funny when its in reverse. abby from ncis was actually in mid progress of doing a masters degree in criminal science before getting into acting. it could be bullshit, but apparently that whole segment with her and mcgee talking about computers and videogames and making some massive, glaring errors in terminology and such was actually just them shitposting tv script style. if thats true, who knows, but its kinda funny if its real.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, where is that webm of her jumping in with other people all using different parts of the same keyboard to stop a hacker?

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    all of Nolan's leading roles
    checkmate gayot

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All "smart" OPs are written by stupid people. Name one single OP whose defining trait is his intelligence that feels like it was written by someone who understands how smart people think.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Name one single OP whose defining trait is his intelligence that feels like it was written by someone who understands how smart people think.
      Jimmy Neutron.

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, how do smart people think?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      smartishly

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can say the same about all men and male-female relationships in films. Most men are betamales and all characters are shown as betamales in almost all media.

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sherlock Holmes

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Doc Brown and Rust Cohle

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you write shows with characters smart people can identify with, then there goes 80% of your audience.

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saxifrage Russell and Ann Clayborne from the mars trilogy

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    CIA guy from Burn After Reading, and some other Coen Brother characters.

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oppenheimer. Obviously Nolan isn’t “smart” in terms of physics knowledge but they’re both of high intelligence, pretty much every scientist in that movie was insecure and incredibly sensitive from one thing or another. If a character was cold or unfeeling in one situation there’s usually a reason given which is that it’s usually a matter of hurt feelings.

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