>uhhhh umm i will go to the gym on Saturday then workout at home on Sunday i guess haha...
She was quiet after that and then changed the topic to some work related stuff.
I am not very good at making up lies on the spot like that. I wasn't nervous because she was a woman, i was just taken aback by a question about my personal life. I am more of a guy that just does work and fricks off.
What's wrong with that?
Even ignoring that it's an appropriate answer to the question, it also signals to the woman that you're a homeowner, and a responsible one
Literally nothing wrong with it
Are you implying that women are hitting on you when they ask that? Because I've been asked that before at work and it never even crossed my mind they were interested in me.
If a woman is voluntarily talking to you there's two options:
1. She's hitting on you
2. She wants to learn more about you so she can tell if you're worth hitting on
IDK I always notice women don't even look at me. I remember I sat next to this girl for 2 years in highschool. Seriously 2 fricking years.
and one day she asks me what the answer for a question is and when I tell her the answer she says "wow I just noticed your eyes are blue"
I once went on a vacation at my friends cabin, 3 days we all were in close proximity and there was only 4 of us, on the last day one of the girls looks at me and says "wow I just noticed your beard is huge"
in 3 days/2 years they'd never even looked at me. it's not even about liking me or whatever, they'd never even acknowledged me as a human being. I was just nothing to them.
you don't. you just get more and more depressed/dejected until you give up entirely, an hero, or columbine
2 years ago
Anonymous
I've had sex with girls in Asia through dating apps, but in Washington DC Tinder is full of girls shilling their OnlyFans. If I ever went Columbine, it would be against these E-prostitutes. They should have sex with me for free like Asian girls in Asia.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This image fills me with delight. But I know that it isn't nearly enough justice.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you should be more upset with the men that support this shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Okay, you kill the men and I'll kill the women.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This. For every prostitute, there are a hundred simps with money to waste.
2 years ago
Anonymous
This. For every prostitute, there are a hundred simps with money to waste.
I understand the point you're making, but I reject the "demand side" argument. It's a canard when Mexicans use it to excuse their drug cartels, and it's a canard here. OTOH yes, only men can force women to behave themselves. Well, Amy Comey Barrett, too.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Too bad about the boy, though, basically nullifies the rest. His mother brought him into the world, and she's given him license to take her out of it (and that's what he should do, take the man route rather than trying to hurt her by self-delivering).
2 years ago
Anonymous
The girls who aren't E-prostitutes are looking for Chad, a sugar daddy with a boat, or they are 1/10s looking for a serious relationship.
Wallowing in sorrow tomorrow because the girl I have feelings for, who I told, said she's talking to someone else so my heart's broken.
Then I got a landscaping job on Saturday and Sunday so I'm pretty booked.
Any free time I got I'll be playing Destiny 2 and Halo Infinite.
No but they're "smart". They don't just sit on the last floor they were used. They can even have ai or whatever to predict where to go. So even if they didn't predict her floor they'll usually get close.
I spent most of my time off this week going to the nearby woods and napping in the sunshine. Very refreshing. Fricking "doing stuff" just for the sake of it
My manager is on my ass for not using my vacation days. I got nothing to do and nowhere to go so I don't use them
I am learning that you have to do stuff just so you can tell people about it. Normies think you're insane if you don't bring up all the fun travelling!!!!! you've done
Yeah honestly the last thing I want to use my vacation for is travelling, that's more stressful than just chilling at work. But if I don't do anything my coworkers will be like "where did you go on vacation" then I'd have to say "oh I just stayed home and relaxed all week" and they'd think I'm some weird anti-social autist, which would be true
We spergs are bad liars. It's better to say something diplomatic/socially acceptable that isn't an outright falsehood. It's also simply a bad idea to outright lie in the workplace, even about something innocuous like a vacation, because if you ever backpedal or the harmless lie is found out, it implicates your work performance (Chad can get away with lying, we can't, that's the point).
Took a visit home and just now I went up on top of a scenic overlook. I took some pictures, not so much because I wanted to take them for myself, but for basically this reason (this will help to continue to reassure my (female)* co-workers that I'm normal).
Yeah honestly the last thing I want to use my vacation for is travelling, that's more stressful than just chilling at work. But if I don't do anything my coworkers will be like "where did you go on vacation" then I'd have to say "oh I just stayed home and relaxed all week" and they'd think I'm some weird anti-social autist, which would be true
I am forcing myself on vacation for a weekend later this summer, wtf do I do?
>"You should join a Meetup group or club, anon!" >90% of everything is still virtual >Those that are in-person are filled with 40-year old divorcées.
Social circles are everything.
>Moves out >Still a depressed loner with little social skills
Read between the lines, you absolute dotard.
2 years ago
Anonymous
you build confidence and solcial skills having independance from your parents you fricking piece of shit. jesus christ you are moronic
2 years ago
Anonymous
>solcial skills having independance
2 years ago
Anonymous
yeah having your own house it better than living with your parents, you can bring a chick home. do you want to be suckling at mommy and daddies tit forever? be a man and get your own place, or at least move out. if you cant do that, youre not going to be able to even get close to building a friend base or getting a chick
2 years ago
Anonymous
He's still stuck at a dead-end job with a history of being bullied and lack of any true friends. What's your fricking solution to that? >More young guys living at home than ever >A number of them are jobless >Housing market inflated beyond belief >"Just buy a house"
The trannies at /adv/ have more critical thinking than you.
2 years ago
Anonymous
i said at the very least move out. he can rent a condo somewhere, maybe split the rent with someone, anything than continually living under his parents wing.
2 years ago
Anonymous
this anon is retarted
2 years ago
Anonymous
No. It is quite possible to maintain friendships while living with your parents, but you can effectively rule sex out, especially if you're 25+.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Then you go over to her place.
2 years ago
Anonymous
cringe. and you wonder why they only go for 20% of guys
2 years ago
Anonymous
>He never got invited over to her place with the explicit proposal of fricking. >"cringe"
Look at this fricking troony dork. We're laughing at you on Discord.
2 years ago
Anonymous
cringe. and you wonder why they only go for 20% of guys
it is more like not being a normal functioning adult rules out 80% of chicks, most women see it as a red flag and stay away, a few don't care but don't expect them to be attractive or sane
2 years ago
Anonymous
I live in a big two levels house and most of the rooms are sitting empty since the sibling moved, why wouldn't I just have sex with my imaginary gf upstairs.
2 years ago
Anonymous
forgot to add that I only live with my grandma
2 years ago
Anonymous
Sounds like a dream. Wish my grandmothers were still alive.
2 years ago
Anonymous
it is and Im praying for her to live many more years because I love her very much
2 years ago
Anonymous
>leave your parents, the only people who care about you >end up being truly alone and likely driven to suicide
2 years ago
Anonymous
>leave your parents, the only people who care about you
if he thinks like this thats his problem right there, he has no self respect. as an adult he should get some by being more independent.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Holy shit, an actual moron
2 years ago
Anonymous
how is he wrong?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Living with parents makes one suicidal and depressed. It's unnatural for adults to live like that for long periods of time.
2 years ago
Anonymous
What's your basis on that?
2 years ago
Anonymous
My brother.
2 years ago
Anonymous
what is your brother like?
2 years ago
Anonymous
He's very smart, he's moving this fall to get his PhD
He had to live at home to help with a family medical crises while I had to still do in person classes, his were online
You wouldn't have been bullied if you'd had decent parents. Weird kids become weird because of their parents. Mine never used to listen to me so I just stopped talking
same but also >get bullied for my accent ever since I was 7 years old >get told people will stop caring about it when I get older >start working at super-corporate office job >get bullied for my accent I never grew out of
Gradually, I began to hate them.
You don't "grow out of" an accent, you have to make a conscious effort to get rid of it. You didn't of course, because you're a dumb chink or pajeet with an unearned superiority complex expecting everyone else to try and decipher your awful english instead of doing some very basic vocal training.
Cringe kids come to my door every month offering “prayer”, what the frick does that even mean?
Last time I told them that I have a crippling addiction to troony porn and I needed them to help pray it away, they did but haven’t come back since.
Nope. I don't have anybody left. 0 people in my life. But 3 months ago I created a youtube channel and I was able to monetize it the other day. So I'm just gonna work like crazy on it as pure escapism and a way to make some money and maybe move to the woods or something and just wait for death to come.
Same, I’m an only child, 27 and adopted. My dads dead and my mom is 75 and has dementia. A nurse comes to the house and takes care of her, but I doubt she’ll live another 3 years. Currently I’m in the process of using all the left over income from my moms pension to finish renovating the house and the basement. I hope that when she dies I can live in the basement, it’s finished and pretty nice has it’s own kitchen and bathroom, and a bedroom. Basically an apartment. Then I just want to rent out the upstairs and that should cover all my expenses and give me some left over money to spend on whatever else I want. It’s a lonely life but it’s better than wagecucking I guess.
Idk I hope so. It’s a pretty big house, the upstairs is like 4 bedrooms and 3.5 bathrooms. I guess if I have trouble I can reduce the rent, as long as I can eat it doesn’t matter how much I’m making.
>Random women on dating sites who look decent and not trashy >Photos of them across various landscapes >They still had someone with them with a camera to take expert pics
Women never ask me this. I'm not even a loner I try to be friendly with them but I get nothing in return. Men I find are much more desperate for socialization even if they already have their own friend group and will invite you to shit if you just ask if they have anything planned.
Because men are more likely to be isolated.
Women have always been the social gender. They couldn't hunt or fight in wars, so they stayed home with the other women and children.
>Only women matching on dating sites are just Snapchat "hookers" who are probably pajeets asking for money on Venmo >Have nothing to talk about at bars since I barely watch football and don't have normie interests >People still ask if you voted for Trump if you try flirting with them
Bros a cute girl from my last job messaged me out of the blue today asking to get together for drinks next weekend. She said she would come out to see me. How do I play this cool?
Nothing special, probably just gonna have 2-6+ hour long edging sessions while I watch mom/son incest jav in one monitor and play mom/son incest games in the other. Hbu?
Probably will do a solo trip friday night to my beach house, spend the night and then go back to the city for a saturday night party. Sunday I will probably go to the pool with friends and if that doesn't pan out it's a bike ride day.
>Actually my dear I'll be playing Mario 64 romhacks while listening to Ron and Fez compilations on youtube and getting depressed about how much I can relate to a gay elderly virgin who constantly melts down and cries on air and drives everyone away from him
Why do you wageslaves care so much what your co-workers think of you to the point that you'll go and do shit you don't want to do just to have something to say to them? Just tell them you aren't doing anything and they'll go back to pretending you don't exist.
WHICH ONES OF YOU Black folk SAID THAT THE SHOW ENDED CONCLUSIVELY AND DIDN'T NEED A SECOND SEASON. FRICK YOU NOW I HAVE TO WAIT GOD KNOWS HOW LONG FOR SOMETHING THAT MAY NOT EVEN BE AS DECENT AS THE FIST SEASON. Also wtf is with that old gay's first move being going to Christopher Walken's house, at least the other two tried to accomplish something while their friend risked his life for the mission. This guy just wanted to get butt fricked.
Ill be panel lining and building my gundams this weekend. I just got 5 mg kits in the mail and am excited to get started tomorrow. Maybe ill take my mom to see that new thor movie since she likes to see that.
I was in love with this show for the first few episodes, but it never really sold me on the mystery because it gives you such a close look at EVERYTHING behind the scenes. So even though it did some cool exploration of the high concept right out of the gate, by the end of S1 I was just kinda sleepy.
The evil corp isn't really a draw anymore, it's imposing at first but over time my takeaway ended up seeing it as a mishmash of toothless sinister posturing, incompetence and lolsoquirky non-sequiters that lose their impact very quickly.
I'll see what's up with S2 but I ended up recommending this one to pretty much nobody, it's crazy how you can have so many twists and heavy plot events and still feel like you've gone absolutely nowhere.
God I want her to jerk me off and stare at me with those weird fricking eyes.
how the frick would I know what my outie does on the weekends?
I was so taken aback when this was first asked to me.
What did you answer?
>uhhhh umm i will go to the gym on Saturday then workout at home on Sunday i guess haha...
She was quiet after that and then changed the topic to some work related stuff.
Ok, not that bad.
>uhhhh umm
Why are you trannies so nervous? It's just another person. Literally just say you have a date. It's easy to get one anyway.
I am not very good at making up lies on the spot like that. I wasn't nervous because she was a woman, i was just taken aback by a question about my personal life. I am more of a guy that just does work and fricks off.
You should have said, "nothing that would make me look like an alpha to you b***h".
That would make you look like an alpha.
kys normalgay Black person
I always respond "No I don't do anything" that usually gets them to stop talking to me (and that's a good thing)
>oh, i got a bunch of yardwork to do. i have these fallen branches i gotta deal with
i actually said this to a girl who asked me that. >_<
>_<
relatable
What's wrong with that?
Even ignoring that it's an appropriate answer to the question, it also signals to the woman that you're a homeowner, and a responsible one
Literally nothing wrong with it
Are you implying that women are hitting on you when they ask that? Because I've been asked that before at work and it never even crossed my mind they were interested in me.
If a woman is voluntarily talking to you there's two options:
1. She's hitting on you
2. She wants to learn more about you so she can tell if you're worth hitting on
How do I have sex with a girl who voluntarily talks to me?
IDK I always notice women don't even look at me. I remember I sat next to this girl for 2 years in highschool. Seriously 2 fricking years.
and one day she asks me what the answer for a question is and when I tell her the answer she says "wow I just noticed your eyes are blue"
I once went on a vacation at my friends cabin, 3 days we all were in close proximity and there was only 4 of us, on the last day one of the girls looks at me and says "wow I just noticed your beard is huge"
in 3 days/2 years they'd never even looked at me. it's not even about liking me or whatever, they'd never even acknowledged me as a human being. I was just nothing to them.
Okay, but how do I have sex?
you don't. you just get more and more depressed/dejected until you give up entirely, an hero, or columbine
I've had sex with girls in Asia through dating apps, but in Washington DC Tinder is full of girls shilling their OnlyFans. If I ever went Columbine, it would be against these E-prostitutes. They should have sex with me for free like Asian girls in Asia.
This image fills me with delight. But I know that it isn't nearly enough justice.
you should be more upset with the men that support this shit.
Okay, you kill the men and I'll kill the women.
This. For every prostitute, there are a hundred simps with money to waste.
I understand the point you're making, but I reject the "demand side" argument. It's a canard when Mexicans use it to excuse their drug cartels, and it's a canard here. OTOH yes, only men can force women to behave themselves. Well, Amy Comey Barrett, too.
Too bad about the boy, though, basically nullifies the rest. His mother brought him into the world, and she's given him license to take her out of it (and that's what he should do, take the man route rather than trying to hurt her by self-delivering).
The girls who aren't E-prostitutes are looking for Chad, a sugar daddy with a boat, or they are 1/10s looking for a serious relationship.
Wallowing in sorrow tomorrow because the girl I have feelings for, who I told, said she's talking to someone else so my heart's broken.
Then I got a landscaping job on Saturday and Sunday so I'm pretty booked.
Any free time I got I'll be playing Destiny 2 and Halo Infinite.
>girl I have feelings
>landscaping job
>Destiny 2 and Halo Infinite
Confirmed for gay mexican.
Lmao didn't mean to reply.
Oh well
Thanks anyway for the (You)
And you wonder why we need HR. Women think about more things than sex, chudcel
You will never be a member of the HR department.
Anything else they think about they talk to women about, brainlet.
HA! That's a fine answer for an older guy
>_<
>why don't you mow my lawn X3
>Past a certain age, a coworker mowing someone else's lawn can be a bad thing.
Do Americans really wait for the elevator like that?
what, are european elevators ultra fast too or something? fricking europoors sticking their heads everywhere.
>are european elevators ultra fast too or something?
yes?
No but they're "smart". They don't just sit on the last floor they were used. They can even have ai or whatever to predict where to go. So even if they didn't predict her floor they'll usually get close.
They have to be "smart" because europoors aren't lmao
hou gewoon je kanker bek
good for you
Wtf really?
We don't have building with 300 floors
>and that's a good thing!
somehow.
>vpl
Larry David vibes
Tush.
>grandma panties
I want to strip them off and wear th3m on my head. Goddamn what is it about business attire that turns a 7/10 into an 11?
Its erotic because deep down you know women have no business being in the workplace. Its kind of a taboo.
moronic or what? the lines you can see are from her garter belt. granny panties wouldn't go up the sides of her legs like that.
fricking turbo virgin.
thanks for the input, Mr. expert on dumb shit.
>turbo virgin seethes
I have a wife, you are clearly depressed and living with your mom. And by the way, she’s obviously not wearing a thong, you blind frick.
holy frick you really are a turbo virgin lmao. you don't even know what a garter belt is. ahahaha
I wanted to lick her poopa since Man Seeking Woman days.
>Can't tell her that you'll just be on Cinemaphile the entire time
>"Oh, I'll just stay in like the homebody that I am."
I knew that was gunna be hollaback before even clicking the image
just find gf
Whatever you want to do honey
grab handful of your hair and stuff it in my mouth
Full. Penetration.
What about you, Helly?
>It's gonna be a pretty nice little Saturday.
>Going to Home Depot...and maybe Bed Bath & Beyond if there's time...
>sleep
>fap
>play vidya
Yeah.
sit home and play videogames, like always.
>took a week off work
>no ones called me
>haven't left the house
>also I work from home
And 0 replies to your post
Take my you, may I say, my NAKAMA! IKITAI TO IEEEEE
My manager is on my ass for not using my vacation days. I got nothing to do and nowhere to go so I don't use them
Staycation. Sleep in, watch movies, shitpost on Cinemaphile, play videa, get delivery.
I spent most of my time off this week going to the nearby woods and napping in the sunshine. Very refreshing. Fricking "doing stuff" just for the sake of it
I am learning that you have to do stuff just so you can tell people about it. Normies think you're insane if you don't bring up all the fun travelling!!!!! you've done
Yeah honestly the last thing I want to use my vacation for is travelling, that's more stressful than just chilling at work. But if I don't do anything my coworkers will be like "where did you go on vacation" then I'd have to say "oh I just stayed home and relaxed all week" and they'd think I'm some weird anti-social autist, which would be true
Staycation homie it’s a thing
Then just lie
We spergs are bad liars. It's better to say something diplomatic/socially acceptable that isn't an outright falsehood. It's also simply a bad idea to outright lie in the workplace, even about something innocuous like a vacation, because if you ever backpedal or the harmless lie is found out, it implicates your work performance (Chad can get away with lying, we can't, that's the point).
this is why I'm always dead honest.
>what are your plans this weekend?
>oh the usual. catch up on sleep, groceries, cooking, laundry, chillaxing. you?
Took a visit home and just now I went up on top of a scenic overlook. I took some pictures, not so much because I wanted to take them for myself, but for basically this reason (this will help to continue to reassure my (female)* co-workers that I'm normal).
*men don't give a shit about that stuff.
I am forcing myself on vacation for a weekend later this summer, wtf do I do?
get drunk
Black folk help me
If you live in the US state/national parks are pretty cheap
I'm going to Denmark
>"You should join a Meetup group or club, anon!"
>90% of everything is still virtual
>Those that are in-person are filled with 40-year old divorcées.
Social circles are everything.
> be me
> bullied during school
> never had a friend
> now 26 still virgin
> working dead end job
> still living at home
life is on fricking hardcore difficulty for ugly men in their 20/30's
I'll be your friend bro. Do you like sitting quietly and watching tv?
i mod and play fallout 3, new vegas and 4. Also morrowind/oblivion/skyrim.
I tried playing more social games but after work i just wanna chill out after dealing with normies all day at work.
You are just like me.
also i autistically watch micky d's morrowind videos.
I'll have to look up who that is
I might go to my friends ranch but I'll probably be bored and depressed there too
I need a job I've been unemployed for 2 months
He used to be funny when he had like 200 subscribers.
Now he makes massed produced garbage "content".
> still living at home
k?
>Moves out to his own place
>Still alone
Give better advice, homosexual
>thinks he doesnt need independence from parents
pussy.
>Moves out
>Still a depressed loner with little social skills
Read between the lines, you absolute dotard.
you build confidence and solcial skills having independance from your parents you fricking piece of shit. jesus christ you are moronic
>solcial skills having independance
yeah having your own house it better than living with your parents, you can bring a chick home. do you want to be suckling at mommy and daddies tit forever? be a man and get your own place, or at least move out. if you cant do that, youre not going to be able to even get close to building a friend base or getting a chick
He's still stuck at a dead-end job with a history of being bullied and lack of any true friends. What's your fricking solution to that?
>More young guys living at home than ever
>A number of them are jobless
>Housing market inflated beyond belief
>"Just buy a house"
The trannies at /adv/ have more critical thinking than you.
i said at the very least move out. he can rent a condo somewhere, maybe split the rent with someone, anything than continually living under his parents wing.
this anon is retarted
No. It is quite possible to maintain friendships while living with your parents, but you can effectively rule sex out, especially if you're 25+.
Then you go over to her place.
cringe. and you wonder why they only go for 20% of guys
>He never got invited over to her place with the explicit proposal of fricking.
>"cringe"
Look at this fricking troony dork. We're laughing at you on Discord.
it is more like not being a normal functioning adult rules out 80% of chicks, most women see it as a red flag and stay away, a few don't care but don't expect them to be attractive or sane
I live in a big two levels house and most of the rooms are sitting empty since the sibling moved, why wouldn't I just have sex with my imaginary gf upstairs.
forgot to add that I only live with my grandma
Sounds like a dream. Wish my grandmothers were still alive.
it is and Im praying for her to live many more years because I love her very much
>leave your parents, the only people who care about you
>end up being truly alone and likely driven to suicide
>leave your parents, the only people who care about you
if he thinks like this thats his problem right there, he has no self respect. as an adult he should get some by being more independent.
Holy shit, an actual moron
how is he wrong?
Living with parents makes one suicidal and depressed. It's unnatural for adults to live like that for long periods of time.
What's your basis on that?
My brother.
what is your brother like?
He's very smart, he's moving this fall to get his PhD
He had to live at home to help with a family medical crises while I had to still do in person classes, his were online
I know your pain bro
At least you can get employed and hold down a job.
just fall off the deep end, do drugs and have adventures
Move out pussy
Bullying is a death sentence man. My self loathing has ruined several relationships and potential relationships.
You wouldn't have been bullied if you'd had decent parents. Weird kids become weird because of their parents. Mine never used to listen to me so I just stopped talking
start selling drugs
Going bald yet? I started losing my hair around 28
same but also
>get bullied for my accent ever since I was 7 years old
>get told people will stop caring about it when I get older
>start working at super-corporate office job
>get bullied for my accent I never grew out of
Gradually, I began to hate them.
>get bullied for my accent I never grew out of
You don't "grow out of" an accent, you have to make a conscious effort to get rid of it. You didn't of course, because you're a dumb chink or pajeet with an unearned superiority complex expecting everyone else to try and decipher your awful english instead of doing some very basic vocal training.
Yes, actually, I do have plans. I'm going to goon to shemale porn
>Volunteer work at my church, do you want to come?
Will churchmaidens be impressed that I've not had sex?
Incel, no. Volcel, yes.
Cringe kids come to my door every month offering “prayer”, what the frick does that even mean?
Last time I told them that I have a crippling addiction to troony porn and I needed them to help pray it away, they did but haven’t come back since.
didn't happen
She looks so much like Rosamund Pike from certain angles.
Same shit I do every other day that ends with 'y'. Jack off, smoke weed, and shitpost on Cinemaphile.
Maybe getting blackout drunk Friday and Saturday
Nope. I don't have anybody left. 0 people in my life. But 3 months ago I created a youtube channel and I was able to monetize it the other day. So I'm just gonna work like crazy on it as pure escapism and a way to make some money and maybe move to the woods or something and just wait for death to come.
>But 3 months ago I created a youtube channel and I was able to monetize it the other day.
Passive income is based, fren. What content do you create?
please don't become a mass shooter
Well done anon, I hope you find in that channel some kind of relief of the hardships of life. Godspeed.
Lucky. I wish I had 0 people.
Same, I’m an only child, 27 and adopted. My dads dead and my mom is 75 and has dementia. A nurse comes to the house and takes care of her, but I doubt she’ll live another 3 years. Currently I’m in the process of using all the left over income from my moms pension to finish renovating the house and the basement. I hope that when she dies I can live in the basement, it’s finished and pretty nice has it’s own kitchen and bathroom, and a bedroom. Basically an apartment. Then I just want to rent out the upstairs and that should cover all my expenses and give me some left over money to spend on whatever else I want. It’s a lonely life but it’s better than wagecucking I guess.
You sure someone will rent a house from a guy living in its basement?
Idk I hope so. It’s a pretty big house, the upstairs is like 4 bedrooms and 3.5 bathrooms. I guess if I have trouble I can reduce the rent, as long as I can eat it doesn’t matter how much I’m making.
any deepfakes yet?
please respond
>Oi, c**tbag.
>You just overcooked my face.
How the frick would I know what my outtie is doing? We do have the Musical Dance Experience coming up though
>Random women on dating sites who look decent and not trashy
>Photos of them across various landscapes
>They still had someone with them with a camera to take expert pics
>kind of a loner
>she's had sex with 6 dudes and has a circle of 5 friends
*6 dudes at once
Black person
Women never ask me this. I'm not even a loner I try to be friendly with them but I get nothing in return. Men I find are much more desperate for socialization even if they already have their own friend group and will invite you to shit if you just ask if they have anything planned.
Because men are more likely to be isolated.
Women have always been the social gender. They couldn't hunt or fight in wars, so they stayed home with the other women and children.
who is she
she's beautiful
Adult Asuka from the new Eva series
Just the usual
>try to find reasons not to kill myself
>find none
>be too cowardly to kill myself
But cowards kill themselves so... Coward if you do. Coward if you don't.
>Only women matching on dating sites are just Snapchat "hookers" who are probably pajeets asking for money on Venmo
>Have nothing to talk about at bars since I barely watch football and don't have normie interests
>People still ask if you voted for Trump if you try flirting with them
>any plans anon?
no
>how was your weekend anon?
okay
I don’t want to be a dick but they keep asking. Ain’t gonna change.
Chilling at home playing some video games and hanging out with my dogs.
jerk off to U15 rips
started my long weekend today, bought 36 beers for the three rest days, Sunday is holy.
Music festival tomorrow The Strokes and Fontaines DC playing, Saturday gig in another town, Sunday, great aunts funeral.
i work 12h shifts 4 days a week and i have 5 days off.
frick off c**t
>i work 12h shifts 4 days a week and i have 5 days off.
you weeks are 9 days long ?
>homie forgot chungday and hingday
I'm going to make excuses to hide from my friends, family and work colleagues because they are all pro vaxxers and I detest them.
>sorry, I have to work.
In reality ill do shit with my gf.
>be socially successfully
Just wish i could be alone
>finally alone
I miss people even tho I hate them
It sucks.
Meet better people that actually like you
Bros a cute girl from my last job messaged me out of the blue today asking to get together for drinks next weekend. She said she would come out to see me. How do I play this cool?
Tell her you're busy posting on Cinemaphile.
And miss a chance touch some boobies?
Call him a troony and tell him to go back to discord.
She’s a real girl you gay
that's a 50 year old lady
Wrong
reversed image searched and found her insta
sending screenshots of all of this lmaooooo
pretty sure that’s not possible
What a disgusting picture
Tell him you're busy with your friends
(Us)
Forza Horizon changed season today. I will log in to do the weekly activities.
Nothing special, probably just gonna have 2-6+ hour long edging sessions while I watch mom/son incest jav in one monitor and play mom/son incest games in the other. Hbu?
Sure do.
Probably will do a solo trip friday night to my beach house, spend the night and then go back to the city for a saturday night party. Sunday I will probably go to the pool with friends and if that doesn't pan out it's a bike ride day.
>Actually my dear I'll be playing Mario 64 romhacks while listening to Ron and Fez compilations on youtube and getting depressed about how much I can relate to a gay elderly virgin who constantly melts down and cries on air and drives everyone away from him
HOLY BASED
Going scuba diving
Better take this.
oh you
🙁
unfortunately yes, which is why I am going to have my weekend tonight where I sip down a bottle of wine and edge to vr porn
I didn't miss a show this much since Twin Peaks.
Nothing too serious, probably gonna down a bottle of whiskey and kill myself saturday night, hbu Helly?
i have to learn thermodynamics maxwell equations and lagrange formalism until next week
im fricked
suckin dick lmao
same, no homosexual tho. just for funsies.
Why do you wageslaves care so much what your co-workers think of you to the point that you'll go and do shit you don't want to do just to have something to say to them? Just tell them you aren't doing anything and they'll go back to pretending you don't exist.
WHICH ONES OF YOU Black folk SAID THAT THE SHOW ENDED CONCLUSIVELY AND DIDN'T NEED A SECOND SEASON. FRICK YOU NOW I HAVE TO WAIT GOD KNOWS HOW LONG FOR SOMETHING THAT MAY NOT EVEN BE AS DECENT AS THE FIST SEASON. Also wtf is with that old gay's first move being going to Christopher Walken's house, at least the other two tried to accomplish something while their friend risked his life for the mission. This guy just wanted to get butt fricked.
I'm gonna go lick my gf's outie
Gonna get stoned and play Splinter Cell. Maybe go for a walk but frick it's hot.
My closest work buddy does this all the time, but just asks if I saw a movie or television show.
>"Watch anything last night?"
>"Porn."
This shit fell apart hard in the second half, so disappointing
Probably just drink and play video games.
Going fishing. Like I do every weekend. You can come if you want.
I plan to stare at the ceiling for a few hours and talk to the paint faces
Ill be panel lining and building my gundams this weekend. I just got 5 mg kits in the mail and am excited to get started tomorrow. Maybe ill take my mom to see that new thor movie since she likes to see that.
27 yearold kissless permavirgin here, I am pretty sure this 21 year old 5/10 with 2 kids is into me, what do?
Invite her to dinner and never show up.
>"I'm running late, just order without me."
That's fricked
tap and move on
wear condom
I was in love with this show for the first few episodes, but it never really sold me on the mystery because it gives you such a close look at EVERYTHING behind the scenes. So even though it did some cool exploration of the high concept right out of the gate, by the end of S1 I was just kinda sleepy.
The evil corp isn't really a draw anymore, it's imposing at first but over time my takeaway ended up seeing it as a mishmash of toothless sinister posturing, incompetence and lolsoquirky non-sequiters that lose their impact very quickly.
I'll see what's up with S2 but I ended up recommending this one to pretty much nobody, it's crazy how you can have so many twists and heavy plot events and still feel like you've gone absolutely nowhere.
Yep, I have the routes all planned out, now I have to go to the park at around 3:20 AM on saturday, and I will be having fun.