They don't have shills to talk about how people hate it for promoting degeneracy or being yet another crappy movie from a studio that used to make good things.
Pretty much. The film does have some good parts but the middle part of the film feels too mechanical. The slapstick at the start of the film is really good and the bad luck land scenes have a lot of the heart that's lacking in the rest of the film.
From what I gather the film moved between multiple animation studios, got loads of rewrites, then 6 months before release, they decided to re-do the sound track.
Spellbound will probably be less of a mess. Shrek director, Beauty and the Beast/Hunchback/Aladdin song writer.
The "dragon vs wyvern" distinction is completely made up. Wyverns are dragons, they're just a type of dragon. The only thing you are doing is proving yourself to be a moronic autist. It's like saying "LIONS AREN'T CATS!" or "ORCA AREN'T DOLPHINS!" They are. Get over it.
naming/identifying the design is the point. using your example, I'm pretty sure if you're told you will be looking after a cat, you would absolutely want to know if it was a tiger vs a house cat.
Knowing the difference between a tiger and a housecat will prevent you from being mauled to death.
Knowing the difference between a dragon and a wyvern and interrupting peoples' conversations with it will make you look like an autist.
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Anon sat in his parents' basement, his massive fat rolls spilling over the sides of his chair, playing Skyrim on his PC. He had been enjoying himself thoroughly, and was eager to see how the game handled dragons, his favorite fictional creature. Day in, day out, Anon thought of dragons, and their massive dragon wieners. He wanted a dragon to bend him over and frick him hard in the ass, before pissing all over his face. He fantasized about being in a forest of dragon penises, each of them billowing about in the wind, slapping him in the face. He would have actual dragon penises to suck, and would no longer have to settle for using his dragon dildo collection. The very thought made his one-inch penis completely erect.
Then, it happened.
A dragon appeared before him in-game, but it wasn't a dragon. It was a WYVERN. A FRICKING WYVERN. IT HAD TWO LEGS AND NOT FOUR.
Anon's jaw clenched. Tears of impotent rage streamed down his grotesque, pimpled face. How DARE they? How fricking DARE the creators make a dragon with two legs, and not four. He screamed at the top of his lungs, shouting his fury to the heavens. Or at least, the basement ceiling.
"Anon, dear, are you alright?" asked his mother, peeking her head through the door.
"SHUT THE FRICK UP, MOM!! THE FRICKING BASTARDS MADE IT A WYVERN!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Anon's mother left, wondering why she hadn't had that abortion. Ignoring her, Anon switched Skyrim off and browsed over to Cinemaphile. But before he could let them know of his fury over the Wyvern, he was interrupted by a loud, wet, farting sound. He went beet-red, and sheepishly called to his mother.
"M-MOOOOOOOOOOMM!! I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!"
>Knowing the difference between a tiger and a housecat will prevent you from being mauled to death.
Only if you're smart enough not to piss off the Tiger.
Same applies to a dragon. If you told someone to draw a dragon, there's a chance it'll be any number of dragon designs that although technically correct may not be what's wanted subjectively. Like how if you told me to buy you a chair but I bought you a stool, it'd technically be correct in a way but wouldn't necessarily be what you're after.
Anon sat in his parents' basement, his massive fat rolls spilling over the sides of his chair, playing Skyrim on his PC. He had been enjoying himself thoroughly, and was eager to see how the game handled dragons, his favorite fictional creature. Day in, day out, Anon thought of dragons, and their massive dragon wieners. He wanted a dragon to bend him over and frick him hard in the ass, before pissing all over his face. He fantasized about being in a forest of dragon penises, each of them billowing about in the wind, slapping him in the face. He would have actual dragon penises to suck, and would no longer have to settle for using his dragon dildo collection. The very thought made his one-inch penis completely erect.
Then, it happened.
A dragon appeared before him in-game, but it wasn't a dragon. It was a WYVERN. A FRICKING WYVERN. IT HAD TWO LEGS AND NOT FOUR.
Anon's jaw clenched. Tears of impotent rage streamed down his grotesque, pimpled face. How DARE they? How fricking DARE the creators make a dragon with two legs, and not four. He screamed at the top of his lungs, shouting his fury to the heavens. Or at least, the basement ceiling.
"Anon, dear, are you alright?" asked his mother, peeking her head through the door.
"SHUT THE FRICK UP, MOM!! THE FRICKING BASTARDS MADE IT A WYVERN!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Anon's mother left, wondering why she hadn't had that abortion. Ignoring her, Anon switched Skyrim off and browsed over to Cinemaphile. But before he could let them know of his fury over the Wyvern, he was interrupted by a loud, wet, farting sound. He went beet-red, and sheepishly called to his mother.
"M-MOOOOOOOOOOMM!! I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!"
This movie it's like those 'MADE BY THE SAME PEOPLE BEHIND THIS AMAZING THING' videogames, as in it was just one guy out of the dozens who made it good in first place
Cinemaphile only liked the movie beacuse they hate NuWDAS and NuPixar without realizing that before Lasseter was exposed Cinemaphile pretty much hated him when he was at the helm at both studios
>before Lasseter was exposed Cinemaphile pretty much hated him when he was at the helm at both studios
Really? Cinemaphile has been sucking his dick at least since the allegations came out like he wasn't the director of Cars 2.
For being such an unlucky person, why was Sam's hair so ridiculously well behaved? She'd do like five flips and get knocked around then two seconds later her hair still looks like it just came out of the salon. It was distracting.
I watched it today
It was terrible man
was the dragon chick good at least?
Pretty good but too little screentime.
Best part of the movie
It didn't have Disney-tier marketing.
Disney movies are talked about not because they're good, it's because of the marketing.
Okay but does the dragon brap?
Why would a dragon fart?
The same reason anything that eats farts
It feels like someone used an AI to write the most bland and inoffensive script possible.
They don't have shills to talk about how people hate it for promoting degeneracy or being yet another crappy movie from a studio that used to make good things.
>(another) female protagonist
>not even a coomer fanservice
>not even a coomer fanservice
>pantless dragon right there in the op image
c'mon you didnt even try
Coomer fanservice for people with nonanimal rapist-freak HUMAN standards.
not everyone is scalie degenerate
Cinemaphile is an avian board
Her pants are so tight.
For work I had to read the log line for this movie. I felt like I had an aneurysm reading this:
“The Land Of Luck. The lucky pigs crush luck crystals into luck powder that gets sent to a randomizer to be sent into the human world.”
It’s a more convoluted Monsters Inc? Without the charm and a concept stretched thin?
Pretty much. The film does have some good parts but the middle part of the film feels too mechanical. The slapstick at the start of the film is really good and the bad luck land scenes have a lot of the heart that's lacking in the rest of the film.
From what I gather the film moved between multiple animation studios, got loads of rewrites, then 6 months before release, they decided to re-do the sound track.
Spellbound will probably be less of a mess. Shrek director, Beauty and the Beast/Hunchback/Aladdin song writer.
Just give me porn of the dragoness and frick the rest
Seems like the kind of movie where I’d rather own an “art of” book than a bluray.
>Available on a single streaming service
It was written in stone
SAD!
Shameful indeed.
>dragon with more than 4 limbs
If they don't have 6, they're wyverns.
Keep making shit up.
The "dragon vs wyvern" distinction is completely made up. Wyverns are dragons, they're just a type of dragon. The only thing you are doing is proving yourself to be a moronic autist. It's like saying "LIONS AREN'T CATS!" or "ORCA AREN'T DOLPHINS!" They are. Get over it.
naming/identifying the design is the point. using your example, I'm pretty sure if you're told you will be looking after a cat, you would absolutely want to know if it was a tiger vs a house cat.
Knowing the difference between a tiger and a housecat will prevent you from being mauled to death.
Knowing the difference between a dragon and a wyvern and interrupting peoples' conversations with it will make you look like an autist.
Read
until it sinks in.
>Knowing the difference between a tiger and a housecat will prevent you from being mauled to death.
Only if you're smart enough not to piss off the Tiger.
Same applies to a dragon. If you told someone to draw a dragon, there's a chance it'll be any number of dragon designs that although technically correct may not be what's wanted subjectively. Like how if you told me to buy you a chair but I bought you a stool, it'd technically be correct in a way but wouldn't necessarily be what you're after.
True
Anon sat in his parents' basement, his massive fat rolls spilling over the sides of his chair, playing Skyrim on his PC. He had been enjoying himself thoroughly, and was eager to see how the game handled dragons, his favorite fictional creature. Day in, day out, Anon thought of dragons, and their massive dragon wieners. He wanted a dragon to bend him over and frick him hard in the ass, before pissing all over his face. He fantasized about being in a forest of dragon penises, each of them billowing about in the wind, slapping him in the face. He would have actual dragon penises to suck, and would no longer have to settle for using his dragon dildo collection. The very thought made his one-inch penis completely erect.
Then, it happened.
A dragon appeared before him in-game, but it wasn't a dragon. It was a WYVERN. A FRICKING WYVERN. IT HAD TWO LEGS AND NOT FOUR.
Anon's jaw clenched. Tears of impotent rage streamed down his grotesque, pimpled face. How DARE they? How fricking DARE the creators make a dragon with two legs, and not four. He screamed at the top of his lungs, shouting his fury to the heavens. Or at least, the basement ceiling.
"Anon, dear, are you alright?" asked his mother, peeking her head through the door.
"SHUT THE FRICK UP, MOM!! THE FRICKING BASTARDS MADE IT A WYVERN!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Anon's mother left, wondering why she hadn't had that abortion. Ignoring her, Anon switched Skyrim off and browsed over to Cinemaphile. But before he could let them know of his fury over the Wyvern, he was interrupted by a loud, wet, farting sound. He went beet-red, and sheepishly called to his mother.
"M-MOOOOOOOOOOMM!! I NEED MY DIAPER CHANGED AGAIN!!"
https://voca.ro/1gbOR4lwXK5F
thank you bob marley
>t. General Ntembe
This movie it's like those 'MADE BY THE SAME PEOPLE BEHIND THIS AMAZING THING' videogames, as in it was just one guy out of the dozens who made it good in first place
>from the producers who saw Raya and the Last Dragon
Cinemaphile only liked the movie beacuse they hate NuWDAS and NuPixar without realizing that before Lasseter was exposed Cinemaphile pretty much hated him when he was at the helm at both studios
>before Lasseter was exposed Cinemaphile pretty much hated him when he was at the helm at both studios
Really? Cinemaphile has been sucking his dick at least since the allegations came out like he wasn't the director of Cars 2.
Cinemaphile is counter culture to a fault, so much so you can predict who they will side with in almost any situation.
>Lasseter
He didn't direct the film though.
Literally who/what?
more furry porn, count me in
no one, literally no one has AppleTV+
I turned it off when I heard Whoopi Goldberg. Stupid incontinent fat cow with a voice like she gargles bleach
film was super bland and generic
For being such an unlucky person, why was Sam's hair so ridiculously well behaved? She'd do like five flips and get knocked around then two seconds later her hair still looks like it just came out of the salon. It was distracting.
>Apple®
nice company
yes Apple
I just want the dragon to put me on her office chair and sit, after having a hearty Mexican-themed lunch
No controversy/No memes = not marketable
>already forgotten
I feel it
I think I overall liked rumble more than Luck.
IT'S SO BORING FUUUUUUUCK
I remember.