The blonde woman from Saw X will kidnap Jigsaw, Amanda, and the Mexican cab driver from Saw X and force them, along with other ne'er do wells, to participate in her own version of the games.
It'd be so kino seeing all the "antagonists" of saw movies in their own trap and escape them but we will never see it since jigsaw amanda and hoffman are dead
Yeah to the chain HE locked him up with. Face it, it's over, John. Game over.
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Oh you have proof John locked the chain? They were just a couple of guys in a bathroom. My client I mean John is just another victim in all this who was trying to help.
1 month ago
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John neglected to help Adam which lead to his painful death. John knew what would happen if he shut that door. He decided Adams fate that die. John killed Adam. Simple.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Adam threw the key away. His fault. Not running a daycare here.
1 month ago
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He gave adam a key AND a hacksaw to leave with. adam chose to commit suicide.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Adam had his head smashed on a toilet as Amanda tried to suffocate him with a plastic bag. Amanda is the guilty party, John Kramer had no part in Adam’s death.
all jigsaw did was move his participants from one location to another. is a bus driver a kidnapper too? can you prove that dr gordon and adam DIDN'T want to play the game?
If the bus driver compelled you to get on the bus against your will and then kept you there under threat of something and said you couldn't get off until you cut your foot off, then yes, probably kidnapping and other things.
The bus driver doesn't force you onto the bus against your will with chloroform. Also the bus is for public use John is taking the people he kidnaps to warehouses and building he doesn't own which is also trespassing.
i'm sure most of the jury would appreciate a good nap after the prosecution painted BULLSHIT all over the wall and forced them to watch it dry, huh?
*the jury laughs*
ladies and gentlemen, i have nothing further to add. the facts speak for themselves. my client is a goddamn angel
that selfie you took...
the righteous indignation... i feel it...!
i draft this message near blind from TEARS...
i cannot stand this fucking injustice...
WHEN THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE GOING TO STAND UP FOR WHAT IS RIGHT IN THIS SICK FUCKING WORLD?
*volleyball spikes my laptop*
I want some huge Saw 8 sequel with some kind of massive masterplan game created by John for after his death, and Dr Gordon and the morgue war veteran guy from Jigsaw are working together or something. I had the idea of some huge game with a bunch of bad people in some kind of tall abandoned skyscraper and they have to ascend each story with traps on every level. IDK, just want an excuse for a fucktonne of bloodshed.
All we need to set up a proper sequel is for Hoffman to have a key, blade or something planted in the bathroom. Then we have his revenge quest while Gordon is being boring.
saw movie where its just jigsaw being put in various states of legal jeapordy and getting out of them by sacrificing like huge amounts of money each time
All I know is that it'll have lots of Kramer in it somehow.
Tobin Bell is like the Robert Downey jr. of Saw, and he brings in the real box office numbers. People don't actually give a shit about the traps and the side characters and copycats.
She is like the ultimate jigsaw foil in that she's tough and willing to do anything to survive. Granted we haven't seen her have to cut off one of her own limbs or anything, but she seems like a hard counter to john's supposed morality. Maybe the Hoff is going to have to pay her a visit.
>makes Jigsaw kill all the lose ends for her >she becomes even richer >manages to make Jigsaw eat piss, shit and blood with aids in the process >doesn't learn anything
Based
>Jigsaw leaves a tape sealed with wax inside his stomach, to be discovered by the coroner after his death >Jigsaw trained one of his previous victims to be the next Jigsaw Killer (guess how many times this happened lmao) >Jigsaw left the fraud female doctor from X alive so she could have a part in future Saw movies
Oh that Jigsaw, how will he strike from the grave next?
>A room full of the current hottest trans pornstars >Me in the middle, naked, bent over and tied up >I have to recite all the digits in PI to be let free >If i don't, i get creampied
OH NO!!!
A prequel that takes place in the mid 19th century America. It's about Jack Kramer, John Kramer's great great great grandfather in his youth, who was taught the family tradition of helping people "value life", a tradition that goes back thousands of years. Jack Kramer invented many of the traps that his descendent John Kramer used.
The people he first "helped" were his friends who swindled him of his money. They were placed in a cannibal trap where they were locked in a room for two weeks with only water, a saw, and a knife available. To survive, they must eat their flesh.
Well, at least they've finally realised that Jigsaw is the main draw to this franchise and doubled down on that. Trouble is that now they know they are fucked long term. Tobin Bell is old as fuck. How many more of these can they realistically squeeze out of him? I mean, I bet they're going to give it a go regardless.
Following in the footsteps of previous horror franchises (Friday, Leprechaun, Hellraiser), Saw 11 will finally take the franchise into outerspace. What new traps could Jiggy come up with to take advantage of the new 0 gravity setting?
I didn't like how the two victims (Valentina and Mateo) basically completed their trials but got screwed over by a few seconds. It felt like they died just so the 3rd act/ending could be cleaner with fewer characters. At least the taxi driver survived.
>whines about having to cut his own brain out for an entire minute >finally does it >dies by a few seconds
come on now
At least Gabriella got into the business of smashing her limbs to bits.
Only the very first woman who had to cut her leg off really felt like bullshit. She did all the work or just took too long to drain the marrow
But after they saw her die… them spending half their time to whine about how they don’t wanna do it before doing it already fucked them over
I’m confused about valentina too. What the fuck was that “radiation machine”? Just looked like heat lamps. Wouldn’t a real radiation emitter give her cancer if it’s so bad it’s burning her?
Overall it makes more sense when you realise all of their games are meant to be based around the short time limits the people they took advantage of had. Because that’s how they scammed them, they targeted people with so little time to live they didn’t have time to fully check out this was legit, investigate, get second opinions etc.
So when they die anyway it’s just like their patients who died. They gave everything and died regardless.
Makes me wonder how the ending blood boarding trap would work with both Cecelia and her boyfriend in it as the original plan. They just try and drown each other? Wouldn’t he clearly win since he’s a man and has a stronger grip than her?
>Makes me wonder how the ending blood boarding trap would work with both Cecelia and her boyfriend in it as the original plan. They just try and drown each other? Wouldn’t he clearly win since he’s a man and has a stronger grip than her?
Holding your own lever is supposed to drown you more, it was supposed to be a self-sacrificing game (maybe until the blood/timer runs out). My guess is that if one of them dies then they both lost.
This movie was the worst about how it handled last minute fails. They'd do the thing but then the sit and wait portions took too long, to the point of being impossible like the brain surgery. For people who commonly complain about unbeatable traps, they're sure giving this movie a pass.
>Saw 11 >takes place after Jigsaw and Spiral >new games are taking place >Schenk is working on a new game when he gets captured >he wakes up in a room with Logan >they are chained together in one of John's warehouses >Billy comes on the television >"Hello Logan. Hello Schenk. I want to play a game. Though I commend you both for following in my footsteps, neither of you have truly been tested. Today, only one apprentice shall walk out alive." >another television turns on >a man with a bucket on his head is at the start of a new game >"The man you see must complete a game of his own, but it is only with your guidance that he may survive. There is a microphone where you may communicate with him throughout his game. Walk him through his tasks. If he dies or fails any tests, the bombs strapped to your chests will arm themselves the moment his vital signs are gone, and they will explode, leaving all three of you dead. If you successfully guide him to the end, he will be given the opportunity to decide who the true apprentice is. Make your choice."
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>Logan and Schenk decide to work together, seeing as it's the only way either of them can possibly survive. >after many near misses, by some miracle, the man in the bucket helmet is able to stumble through the game and make it to the end >at the end of the road, Billy instructs the man to pick up a gun with one bullet, and that as soon as he enters the room, the bucket's neck clasp will unlock and he will finally learn who has been leading him >the man enters the room and takes off the helmet... >... >...revealing that it's Dr. Gordon >"Hello Lawrence. Congratulations on your arduous journey. Now comes your final test. The men before you have guided you to safety, a juxtaposition to their true nature as Jigsaw apprentices much like yourself. As you now know, Jigsaw's legacy has remained strong in the years following the death of John Kramer. Families ruined, children orphaned. Now, you have the choice. Who will walk out alive, Lawrence? Make your choice." >Schenk and Logan plead their cases >Lawrence's face is contorted in agony >He can't decide who to kill >So he turns the gun on himself >"LAWRENCE, NO!" >"DON'T FUCKING SH-" >*bang* >Dr. Gordon is dead
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>the Saw music kicks in as the bombs arm themselves with 2:00 timers >as Schenk and Logan resign themselves to their fates, a figure with a cane limps into the room wearing a pighead mask >the figure removes the mask to reveal an aged Mark Hoffman, his foot amputated >flashbacks reveal that some way or another, Mark managed to amputate his foot, escape the bathroom, and go into hiding >he tracked Dr. Gordon and learned of the other Jigsaw killers >"Today, only one apprentice shall walk out alive." >"He will be given the opportunity to decide who the true apprentice is." >"Who will walk out alive, Lawrence?" >Logan and Schenk finally realize the truth >Hoffman was finishing the job once and for all >"Game over." >Hoffman shuts the door as the bombs count down from 0:10 >Two loud explosions are heard >We get one grisly shot of both exploded bodies >Roll credits
>Logan and Schenk decide to work together, seeing as it's the only way either of them can possibly survive. >after many near misses, by some miracle, the man in the bucket helmet is able to stumble through the game and make it to the end >at the end of the road, Billy instructs the man to pick up a gun with one bullet, and that as soon as he enters the room, the bucket's neck clasp will unlock and he will finally learn who has been leading him >the man enters the room and takes off the helmet... >... >...revealing that it's Dr. Gordon >"Hello Lawrence. Congratulations on your arduous journey. Now comes your final test. The men before you have guided you to safety, a juxtaposition to their true nature as Jigsaw apprentices much like yourself. As you now know, Jigsaw's legacy has remained strong in the years following the death of John Kramer. Families ruined, children orphaned. Now, you have the choice. Who will walk out alive, Lawrence? Make your choice." >Schenk and Logan plead their cases >Lawrence's face is contorted in agony >He can't decide who to kill >So he turns the gun on himself >"LAWRENCE, NO!" >"DON'T FUCKING SH-" >*bang* >Dr. Gordon is dead
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>the Saw music kicks in as the bombs arm themselves with 2:00 timers >as Schenk and Logan resign themselves to their fates, a figure with a cane limps into the room wearing a pighead mask >the figure removes the mask to reveal an aged Mark Hoffman, his foot amputated >flashbacks reveal that some way or another, Mark managed to amputate his foot, escape the bathroom, and go into hiding >he tracked Dr. Gordon and learned of the other Jigsaw killers >"Today, only one apprentice shall walk out alive." >"He will be given the opportunity to decide who the true apprentice is." >"Who will walk out alive, Lawrence?" >Logan and Schenk finally realize the truth >Hoffman was finishing the job once and for all >"Game over." >Hoffman shuts the door as the bombs count down from 0:10 >Two loud explosions are heard >We get one grisly shot of both exploded bodies >Roll credits
>Logan and Schenk decide to work together, seeing as it's the only way either of them can possibly survive. >after many near misses, by some miracle, the man in the bucket helmet is able to stumble through the game and make it to the end >at the end of the road, Billy instructs the man to pick up a gun with one bullet, and that as soon as he enters the room, the bucket's neck clasp will unlock and he will finally learn who has been leading him >the man enters the room and takes off the helmet... >... >...revealing that it's Dr. Gordon >"Hello Lawrence. Congratulations on your arduous journey. Now comes your final test. The men before you have guided you to safety, a juxtaposition to their true nature as Jigsaw apprentices much like yourself. As you now know, Jigsaw's legacy has remained strong in the years following the death of John Kramer. Families ruined, children orphaned. Now, you have the choice. Who will walk out alive, Lawrence? Make your choice." >Schenk and Logan plead their cases >Lawrence's face is contorted in agony >He can't decide who to kill >So he turns the gun on himself >"LAWRENCE, NO!" >"DON'T FUCKING SH-" >*bang* >Dr. Gordon is dead
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>the Saw music kicks in as the bombs arm themselves with 2:00 timers >as Schenk and Logan resign themselves to their fates, a figure with a cane limps into the room wearing a pighead mask >the figure removes the mask to reveal an aged Mark Hoffman, his foot amputated >flashbacks reveal that some way or another, Mark managed to amputate his foot, escape the bathroom, and go into hiding >he tracked Dr. Gordon and learned of the other Jigsaw killers >"Today, only one apprentice shall walk out alive." >"He will be given the opportunity to decide who the true apprentice is." >"Who will walk out alive, Lawrence?" >Logan and Schenk finally realize the truth >Hoffman was finishing the job once and for all >"Game over." >Hoffman shuts the door as the bombs count down from 0:10 >Two loud explosions are heard >We get one grisly shot of both exploded bodies >Roll credits
Sounds good, but we could use a police story alongside it.
I posit that the police are back to suspecting Gordon of being an accomplice. We do the switching timelines thing again as the cops interrogate the two guys from 3d, who sell Gordon out. Cops close in on Gordon and we get the reveal he's been running the trap gauntlet this whole time, same time as the police kick in the door.
>saw XI
a direct sequel to X, which was a prequel between 1 and 2 or 2 and 3, whenever the fuck it takes place, revealing the blonde doctor who survived at the end actually becoming jigsaw's disciple after a short timeskip, but like the other disciples, is going crazy and needs to be stopped but this time amanda and doctor gordon are the one who take care of her and trap her somewhere, presumed dead >saw XII: apostles
as a sequel to chapter VII, the blonde doctor comes back alive from her trap and rescues hoffman from that room and both have to hunt down dr gordon and the other jigsaw survivors who have started a cult judging people, because he has also turned crazy. all of them and new victims end up at a maze that was secretly built by kramer offscreen and a recording reveals that after all, he was preparing one final test for all the survivors and that whoever wins should be the real successor of his work, being the proper ending to the story
No. The woman hates Jigsaw too much to ever come to that boomers side.
The melted norwegian woman makes it her mission to kill people that have survived the traps of Jigsaw thus undoing his great life's work. She uses her medical expertise to make traps which makes no sense but it's Saw.
lol what is the game jigsaw is referring to here
i'm gonna watch this weird freddy krueger machine slice out your guts?
i don't even blame him if that's the case, fuck that guy
i think any reasonable jury would acquit him too
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lmao maybe if he bites his own tongue off the machine stops I can't see any other way out
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>JOHN, JOHN, PLEASE, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO? >i just wanted you to say you're sorry ;_;
How does Jigsaw come back if he's dead?
He got his throat slit by the dude that then killed his wife indirectly with the bomb collar by killing Jigsaw.
The series should uniroincally jump the shark and bring in a witch or an occultist to curse/bless jigsaw so he can become an amalgamation of Freddy, Michael and Jason. Then you can give jigsaw the James Bond treatment in casting. However i think whats his names voice over is the carry.
is it worth watching if i haven't kept up with the franchise since 2 or 3 and don't remember most of the plot other than 'resentful dying cancer guy wants to get back at the world'?
I can accept Tobin and Amanda. I'd prefer pic related but I don't want him ruined. The escape from the nufaceopener, the reverse psychology with the agent, and finally the body bag scene where he stabs a bunch of people in the neck and uses the original face opener on jigsaw's wife are going to be hard to top.
he has such an intimidating presence, i don't think he's been properly utilized yet he was in the post-credits scene to saw 10 so i'll bet 11 will follow him. my guess is it'll be about him and jigsaw like 10 was about jigsaw and amanda. this series is retarded but it's so damn fun
Am I weird for wanting Amanda and Hoffman hate fuck at some point and her have their secret baby??? Idk they have so much tension, imagine them fucking in some warehouse, all aggressive and passionate
I need to look up if there are fanfics about them
It actually only seems logical but then Amanda would most likely murder him right after
That's the thing, Mark wasn't weak, he was strong enough to emotionally break her once again, while still keeping her aggression just because it was amusing to him
Why didn't the evil lady reveal Jigsaw's identity? She lived through it, she knew who he was in every sense of the word. She could have gotten revenge on him, but instead she just... doesn't?
It'll be another prequel-sequel-reboot
The blonde woman from Saw X will kidnap Jigsaw, Amanda, and the Mexican cab driver from Saw X and force them, along with other ne'er do wells, to participate in her own version of the games.
Oh no not a Norwegian femdom mommy trap!
It'd be so kino seeing all the "antagonists" of saw movies in their own trap and escape them but we will never see it since jigsaw amanda and hoffman are dead
More kino of John Kramer going about his very legal and legitimate endevours.
it will be a law & order episode where they brin jigsaw to trial but they just cant get any charges against him
Hows kidnapping for one? Did the victims willingly place themselves in them traps? No? ok looks like old John boys going down for kidnapping.
>But you never saw who took you, isn't that right? They were wearing a robe and pig mask weren't they?
SHIT!!!
Ok, the first movie he leaves Adam to die. That's neglect leading to a death. That's gotta be a murder charge. False imprisonment even.
Yep Got him!
He provided Adam with a key.
Yeah to the chain HE locked him up with. Face it, it's over, John. Game over.
Oh you have proof John locked the chain? They were just a couple of guys in a bathroom. My client I mean John is just another victim in all this who was trying to help.
John neglected to help Adam which lead to his painful death. John knew what would happen if he shut that door. He decided Adams fate that die. John killed Adam. Simple.
Adam threw the key away. His fault. Not running a daycare here.
He gave adam a key AND a hacksaw to leave with. adam chose to commit suicide.
Adam had his head smashed on a toilet as Amanda tried to suffocate him with a plastic bag. Amanda is the guilty party, John Kramer had no part in Adam’s death.
all jigsaw did was move his participants from one location to another. is a bus driver a kidnapper too? can you prove that dr gordon and adam DIDN'T want to play the game?
If the bus driver compelled you to get on the bus against your will and then kept you there under threat of something and said you couldn't get off until you cut your foot off, then yes, probably kidnapping and other things.
>set car to explode in 1 minute
>pick up sleeping person
>place them in car
>they die
See how that will get you in court, go ahead
but they had a choice. if they wanted to live they wouldve gotten out of the car, simple as
You forgot the part where before the car explodes you wake them up and tell then they need to get out of the car of they'll die.
The bus driver doesn't force you onto the bus against your will with chloroform. Also the bus is for public use John is taking the people he kidnaps to warehouses and building he doesn't own which is also trespassing.
None of his victims are children so the worst they can get him for is just standard napping, which as we both know isn’t a crime
i'm sure most of the jury would appreciate a good nap after the prosecution painted BULLSHIT all over the wall and forced them to watch it dry, huh?
*the jury laughs*
ladies and gentlemen, i have nothing further to add. the facts speak for themselves. my client is a goddamn angel
please god no no more police shit
>Tobin Bell (Born 1942)
>Betsy Russell (Born 1963)
SHE WAS 60 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
OK THAT IS WAY TOO FAR! SHE IS LITERALLY A 60 YEAR OLD CHILD AND HAS SO MUCH TO LEARN WITHOUT PEDOPHILES LIKE JOHN KRAMER FUCKING HER IN THE ASS
that selfie you took...
the righteous indignation... i feel it...!
i draft this message near blind from TEARS...
i cannot stand this fucking injustice...
WHEN THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE GOING TO STAND UP FOR WHAT IS RIGHT IN THIS SICK FUCKING WORLD?
*volleyball spikes my laptop*
50+ year old women can look like that!!! i was lied to by incels yet again. there is no wall.
Wouldn't the next film be called Saw Y?
The twist is that Jigsaw actually does something to bring criminal charges against him.
probably some torture murder bullshit
For me, it's Jigsaw's big tiddy wife
I like the one where Hoffman literally runs a train on her and her tits explode.
>that was just a nightmare scene
>gee Miss Kramer, how come you get TWO death trap scenes?
I want some huge Saw 8 sequel with some kind of massive masterplan game created by John for after his death, and Dr Gordon and the morgue war veteran guy from Jigsaw are working together or something. I had the idea of some huge game with a bunch of bad people in some kind of tall abandoned skyscraper and they have to ascend each story with traps on every level. IDK, just want an excuse for a fucktonne of bloodshed.
All we need to set up a proper sequel is for Hoffman to have a key, blade or something planted in the bathroom. Then we have his revenge quest while Gordon is being boring.
I remember they toyed with the idea of Cramer's shit growing into a cult in Saw 3D
They dropped that plotline altogether, though.
saw movie where its just jigsaw being put in various states of legal jeapordy and getting out of them by sacrificing like huge amounts of money each time
>Spend or die. Make your choice.
All I know is that it'll have lots of Kramer in it somehow.
Tobin Bell is like the Robert Downey jr. of Saw, and he brings in the real box office numbers. People don't actually give a shit about the traps and the side characters and copycats.
*beats jigsaw*
>Even if it's for a little bit
mommysaw WILL beat jigsaw in saw 11
She is like the ultimate jigsaw foil in that she's tough and willing to do anything to survive. Granted we haven't seen her have to cut off one of her own limbs or anything, but she seems like a hard counter to john's supposed morality. Maybe the Hoff is going to have to pay her a visit.
Synnøve a cute!
>makes Jigsaw kill all the lose ends for her
>she becomes even richer
>manages to make Jigsaw eat piss, shit and blood with aids in the process
>doesn't learn anything
Based
>Jigsaw leaves a tape sealed with wax inside his stomach, to be discovered by the coroner after his death
>Jigsaw trained one of his previous victims to be the next Jigsaw Killer (guess how many times this happened lmao)
>Jigsaw left the fraud female doctor from X alive so she could have a part in future Saw movies
Oh that Jigsaw, how will he strike from the grave next?
Jigsaw runs for President and the game takes place during the debates
The Pinocchio trap
>new head device that stretches your nose if ChatGPT says you're lying
>A room full of the current hottest trans pornstars
>Me in the middle, naked, bent over and tied up
>I have to recite all the digits in PI to be let free
>If i don't, i get creampied
OH NO!!!
A prequel that takes place in the mid 19th century America. It's about Jack Kramer, John Kramer's great great great grandfather in his youth, who was taught the family tradition of helping people "value life", a tradition that goes back thousands of years. Jack Kramer invented many of the traps that his descendent John Kramer used.
The people he first "helped" were his friends who swindled him of his money. They were placed in a cannibal trap where they were locked in a room for two weeks with only water, a saw, and a knife available. To survive, they must eat their flesh.
JigC rockin'
You are the most cringe poster on this board. Your forced memes will never catch on.
Wrong. JigC rocks.
Well, at least they've finally realised that Jigsaw is the main draw to this franchise and doubled down on that. Trouble is that now they know they are fucked long term. Tobin Bell is old as fuck. How many more of these can they realistically squeeze out of him? I mean, I bet they're going to give it a go regardless.
What are you talking about? How old could this boy possibly be?
They need a humorless cranky old woman as the new mastermind.
Glenn Close.
She's like femoid Harrison Ford.
Glenn Far Away would be better.
bring him back. saw 6 was kino as fuck with him as the main antagonist
is donnie wallberg still alive make him the jigsaw
John has cancer so they could just explain his appearance as being a result of that.
he's only 81 and they can make ai cgi now like star wars
Saw 13: weekend at jigsaw's
Just give him a backwards hat like they did in Saw 3D. They also pulled this shit again on Chris Rock in Spiral to make him look younger.
Their problem was killing the character too fucking soon and then wait 10 years to bring Tobin back, but now he is too old
bring back hoffman i fucking love that smug asshole
They literally just brought back Hoffmann what more do you want?
yes but have him somehow survive being locked up by the dude from the first movie
The only saw movie I saw. Are the others good too or better? The torture was pretty good
>The torture was pretty good
Bro, that's what the whole franchise is primarily based on. You already know the answer if that's your thing.
1-6 are good to okay. 3d and jigsaw suck ass. never saw spiral
Following in the footsteps of previous horror franchises (Friday, Leprechaun, Hellraiser), Saw 11 will finally take the franchise into outerspace. What new traps could Jiggy come up with to take advantage of the new 0 gravity setting?
>go at night to see this
>everyone else in the theater is on a date
The sex must've been crazy
I didn't like how the two victims (Valentina and Mateo) basically completed their trials but got screwed over by a few seconds. It felt like they died just so the 3rd act/ending could be cleaner with fewer characters. At least the taxi driver survived.
Maybe they should not have fucked about for the first minute of the timer did you ever think on that?
shut the fuck up Amanda
>whines about having to cut his own brain out for an entire minute
>finally does it
>dies by a few seconds
come on now
At least Gabriella got into the business of smashing her limbs to bits.
Gabriela also didn't get a timer, both John and Amanda were simps for her
i'd say her timer was the intense burning radiation aimed at her anon
Oh no, a hot day, what will a Mexican do about it
Only the very first woman who had to cut her leg off really felt like bullshit. She did all the work or just took too long to drain the marrow
But after they saw her die… them spending half their time to whine about how they don’t wanna do it before doing it already fucked them over
I’m confused about valentina too. What the fuck was that “radiation machine”? Just looked like heat lamps. Wouldn’t a real radiation emitter give her cancer if it’s so bad it’s burning her?
Overall it makes more sense when you realise all of their games are meant to be based around the short time limits the people they took advantage of had. Because that’s how they scammed them, they targeted people with so little time to live they didn’t have time to fully check out this was legit, investigate, get second opinions etc.
So when they die anyway it’s just like their patients who died. They gave everything and died regardless.
Makes me wonder how the ending blood boarding trap would work with both Cecelia and her boyfriend in it as the original plan. They just try and drown each other? Wouldn’t he clearly win since he’s a man and has a stronger grip than her?
>Makes me wonder how the ending blood boarding trap would work with both Cecelia and her boyfriend in it as the original plan. They just try and drown each other? Wouldn’t he clearly win since he’s a man and has a stronger grip than her?
Holding your own lever is supposed to drown you more, it was supposed to be a self-sacrificing game (maybe until the blood/timer runs out). My guess is that if one of them dies then they both lost.
This movie was the worst about how it handled last minute fails. They'd do the thing but then the sit and wait portions took too long, to the point of being impossible like the brain surgery. For people who commonly complain about unbeatable traps, they're sure giving this movie a pass.
Maybe straum survived
I told my grandma about the brain surgery trap
>Saw 11
>takes place after Jigsaw and Spiral
>new games are taking place
>Schenk is working on a new game when he gets captured
>he wakes up in a room with Logan
>they are chained together in one of John's warehouses
>Billy comes on the television
>"Hello Logan. Hello Schenk. I want to play a game. Though I commend you both for following in my footsteps, neither of you have truly been tested. Today, only one apprentice shall walk out alive."
>another television turns on
>a man with a bucket on his head is at the start of a new game
>"The man you see must complete a game of his own, but it is only with your guidance that he may survive. There is a microphone where you may communicate with him throughout his game. Walk him through his tasks. If he dies or fails any tests, the bombs strapped to your chests will arm themselves the moment his vital signs are gone, and they will explode, leaving all three of you dead. If you successfully guide him to the end, he will be given the opportunity to decide who the true apprentice is. Make your choice."
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>Logan and Schenk decide to work together, seeing as it's the only way either of them can possibly survive.
>after many near misses, by some miracle, the man in the bucket helmet is able to stumble through the game and make it to the end
>at the end of the road, Billy instructs the man to pick up a gun with one bullet, and that as soon as he enters the room, the bucket's neck clasp will unlock and he will finally learn who has been leading him
>the man enters the room and takes off the helmet...
>...
>...revealing that it's Dr. Gordon
>"Hello Lawrence. Congratulations on your arduous journey. Now comes your final test. The men before you have guided you to safety, a juxtaposition to their true nature as Jigsaw apprentices much like yourself. As you now know, Jigsaw's legacy has remained strong in the years following the death of John Kramer. Families ruined, children orphaned. Now, you have the choice. Who will walk out alive, Lawrence? Make your choice."
>Schenk and Logan plead their cases
>Lawrence's face is contorted in agony
>He can't decide who to kill
>So he turns the gun on himself
>"LAWRENCE, NO!"
>"DON'T FUCKING SH-"
>*bang*
>Dr. Gordon is dead
2/3
>the Saw music kicks in as the bombs arm themselves with 2:00 timers
>as Schenk and Logan resign themselves to their fates, a figure with a cane limps into the room wearing a pighead mask
>the figure removes the mask to reveal an aged Mark Hoffman, his foot amputated
>flashbacks reveal that some way or another, Mark managed to amputate his foot, escape the bathroom, and go into hiding
>he tracked Dr. Gordon and learned of the other Jigsaw killers
>"Today, only one apprentice shall walk out alive."
>"He will be given the opportunity to decide who the true apprentice is."
>"Who will walk out alive, Lawrence?"
>Logan and Schenk finally realize the truth
>Hoffman was finishing the job once and for all
>"Game over."
>Hoffman shuts the door as the bombs count down from 0:10
>Two loud explosions are heard
>We get one grisly shot of both exploded bodies
>Roll credits
Actually kino 10/10
Sounds good, but we could use a police story alongside it.
I posit that the police are back to suspecting Gordon of being an accomplice. We do the switching timelines thing again as the cops interrogate the two guys from 3d, who sell Gordon out. Cops close in on Gordon and we get the reveal he's been running the trap gauntlet this whole time, same time as the police kick in the door.
That's what I call Epic Good Luck
It was pretty good, not amazingly good. Ending was a little bit boring.
>saw XI
a direct sequel to X, which was a prequel between 1 and 2 or 2 and 3, whenever the fuck it takes place, revealing the blonde doctor who survived at the end actually becoming jigsaw's disciple after a short timeskip, but like the other disciples, is going crazy and needs to be stopped but this time amanda and doctor gordon are the one who take care of her and trap her somewhere, presumed dead
>saw XII: apostles
as a sequel to chapter VII, the blonde doctor comes back alive from her trap and rescues hoffman from that room and both have to hunt down dr gordon and the other jigsaw survivors who have started a cult judging people, because he has also turned crazy. all of them and new victims end up at a maze that was secretly built by kramer offscreen and a recording reveals that after all, he was preparing one final test for all the survivors and that whoever wins should be the real successor of his work, being the proper ending to the story
No. The woman hates Jigsaw too much to ever come to that boomers side.
The melted norwegian woman makes it her mission to kill people that have survived the traps of Jigsaw thus undoing his great life's work. She uses her medical expertise to make traps which makes no sense but it's Saw.
Also why did not the jungle man who was obviously part of the scam get a fucking trap? Saw afraid of being RACIST?
Watch the mid credit sequence.
kek thanks for the heads up
not bad not bad now he will get a real scar or two
yo that's Adam and Zep in the background
Good spot.
lol what is the game jigsaw is referring to here
i'm gonna watch this weird freddy krueger machine slice out your guts?
i don't even blame him if that's the case, fuck that guy
i think any reasonable jury would acquit him too
lmao maybe if he bites his own tongue off the machine stops I can't see any other way out
>JOHN, JOHN, PLEASE, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO?
>i just wanted you to say you're sorry ;_;
so what's the game exactly ?
Saw 11 sadly will be continuation of this film, mexican kid and the norwegian woman returns.
Am I only one who thought Saw X was not as good as even Jigsaw?
Also the norwegian sucked and the mexican kid sucked
I thought the Norwegian girl was a solid actress, she was just working with material on the level of a Saturday morning cartoon.
This movie was so stupid holy fuck even for Saw standards. Easily the worst plot twist in the series
wasnt even a twist. anyone with an iq greater than their shoe size knew kramer had it all figured out all along
right now you're feeling helpless
How does Jigsaw come back if he's dead?
He got his throat slit by the dude that then killed his wife indirectly with the bomb collar by killing Jigsaw.
It was just a dream
The blonde doctor survives. The focus should be in her revenge against John.
It'll be about gigantism
because 11 is a bigger number than the previous iterations?
>Saw 11
>Saw XI
>XI
China will bomb it, mark my words.
The series should uniroincally jump the shark and bring in a witch or an occultist to curse/bless jigsaw so he can become an amalgamation of Freddy, Michael and Jason. Then you can give jigsaw the James Bond treatment in casting. However i think whats his names voice over is the carry.
is it worth watching if i haven't kept up with the franchise since 2 or 3 and don't remember most of the plot other than 'resentful dying cancer guy wants to get back at the world'?
Yeah it's fine.
I can accept Tobin and Amanda. I'd prefer pic related but I don't want him ruined. The escape from the nufaceopener, the reverse psychology with the agent, and finally the body bag scene where he stabs a bunch of people in the neck and uses the original face opener on jigsaw's wife are going to be hard to top.
he has such an intimidating presence, i don't think he's been properly utilized yet
he was in the post-credits scene to saw 10 so i'll bet 11 will follow him. my guess is it'll be about him and jigsaw like 10 was about jigsaw and amanda. this series is retarded but it's so damn fun
I want a Hoff vs Swedish Mommy movie
Best two actors in the series
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>Didn't even reach 100m kek
what a flop for the "best saw movie"
probably be about people getting killed with weird traps and devices like literally every single one of these movies. wow!
If you got stuck in your favorite saw trap, how would you fare?
It will be about the game that broke Amanda
Definitely. The lady from X will return and not be rehabilitated, Amanda takes things into her own hands.
Am I weird for wanting Amanda and Hoffman hate fuck at some point and her have their secret baby??? Idk they have so much tension, imagine them fucking in some warehouse, all aggressive and passionate
I need to look up if there are fanfics about them
You're perfectly sane.
Thank you anon!
That's the thing, Mark wasn't weak, he was strong enough to emotionally break her once again, while still keeping her aggression just because it was amusing to him
It actually only seems logical but then Amanda would most likely murder him right after
>Saw X
>poster features Cyclops from the X-Men
>sawx
>not even good programming socks
They need to be over the knee, and pastel, anon.
i heard that a knife makes a really good dildo, you should try that out my fellow gay retard
They are turning Jigsaw is a Death Wish style vigilante
Probably goes after some white nationalists in the sequel
Saw 11 could actually unite the country if he went after fictional politicians on both sides of the isle for valid reasons.
He's already going after idiot mexican zoomers.
>Probably goes after some white nationalists in the sequel
Already did in Saw 3D. And in Saw VI he was against le evil health care corporations.
>Already did in Saw 3D.
This was so fucking funny in how cringe it was. Really captured the climate at the release of the film.
I’m afraid of JigC
Why didn't the evil lady reveal Jigsaw's identity? She lived through it, she knew who he was in every sense of the word. She could have gotten revenge on him, but instead she just... doesn't?
>She lived through it
Her entire body except her face is being dissolved in corrosive gas.
I want Hoffman to sit on my face
>hasn't even passed 100 million like most of the fanchise
What went wrong?
I FUCKING LOVED IT
I want to play a game where Amanda has sex with me nonstop at knifepoint until she gets pregnant.