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Alright, Cinemaphile, just got done watching this last night. What did I think?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Buckbroke mountain

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    G-G-G-G-GAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that tent musta stank tho

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >spits on his dick before he goes to town
      Worst detail in the film, tbh. I shuddered.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how did they decide which of them takes it up the arse?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They wrestled for it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >spits on his dick before he goes to town
      Worst detail in the film, tbh. I shuddered.

      Ew, glad i never watched this

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"I wanted to see a man dry dog another"

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AH WISH AH KNEW HOW TA QUIT YEW

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was kinda hot ngl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Could've been hotter, honestly. There was no build-up so there was very little homoerotic tension which builds to the sweet pay-off of the sex. They kinda just jump into it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was kinda hot ngl

        Closeted homos ngl

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Closeted?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You're open about being homos?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >there was no build-up
        >they kinda just jump into it
        You could've just said "it was highly realistic".

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I unironically loved the western outdoor cinematography.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Best part of the movie, honestly. Those mountains were beautiful.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    First act is unironically the best as it builds up their relationship nearly wordlessly. After it's not bad but never is as good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno, I thought the build-up was a little weak, honestly.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Great movie but we really didn't have to see Ennis penetrate Jack's anus or know that they ate beans before that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also Heath Ledger is clearly a bottom dunno why they had him be the top

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jake is a power bottom

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I guess but Ledger was (rip) too boyish and sensitive to be a convincing top

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          jake clearly brings the sheer physicality of an otter so you'd have to assume he is a top dominant switch

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >otter
            >not a power bottom
            Gay?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I also thought he'd be the bottom, he was kinda quiet and Jack even approached him first.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      True

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You thought it was kind of erotic

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The no lube bean buttsex ruins the immersion.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Great movie but we really didn't have to see Ennis penetrate Jack's anus or know that they ate beans before that.

      This. Would've been better had the sex been implied and the rest just been homoeroticism.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They can just drive to a parking lot and flash their headlights at other gays.
    Why do they have to go to Montana or whatever the frick?
    How is this even a "love" story?

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Homosexual sex is the best sex that's why I'm a complete homosexual and I'm going to go right now and find a dick to suck.
    Is this what you thought?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it was a good drama with nice scenery. Too bad about the gay thing, even in 2000+23 I wouldn't admit having seen the movie IRL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That just makes you seem closeted. No one would deny having seen a movie.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    EIGHTEEN

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