Alright?

Alright Cinemaphile what are we watching for our sick day?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    some shitty dial-up porn

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My brother is 10 years younger than me and probably already out of his a.m. preschool class, so it's going to have to be nick jr until around 1.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zillenial
    >6 hours of krypto the superdog
    >baby looney toons

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Andy Griffith show
    Matlock
    Steve Wikcos
    Muarry
    In that order

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add in the Heat of the Night and a random Western and I swear you're my grand dad

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        funny cuz I forgot to mention the rifleman
        I am become grandpa

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those PBS documentaries were wild

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the ass thermometer? My dad always said those were the most accurate.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The outer limits 90s reboot, quantum leap

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    courage the cowardly dog

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Live with regis and kelly in the morning then even steven marathon.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    9/11 was either the last, or second to last times i stayed home sick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What did you watch that day?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the collapse of western civilization

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >amoxicillin and grape dimetapp
    we eatin good senpai

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >(fake) sick day

    >Watch Price is Right, cause nothing else is on.

    >Maybe something wrestling related depending on the year and day of the week.

    >Glance at a couple of grown up shows to see what they're like. They're 90% shit.

    >No good TV movies, and most of them have the good stuff edited out.

    >Check TV guide channel - next Nicktoon/Nick Live Action I like isn't on until 2pm.

    >"Fuck it. Time for Sega game."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only you were a kid in the 80s.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure what you mean specifically, and I was born in the mid 80s. I caught a few 80s shows, or their reruns (or tail end runs). I watched A-Team and CHIPS at my brothers behest, and they were OK. Most early morning shows even in the 80s were women's garbage though. Talk shows, soap operas, cooking shows, game shows, romance-themed game shows, dramas, romance dramas, home shopping channel shit, etc. Stay at home wives were 90% of early morning TV's audience, so that's what a lot of channels were programmed for pretty much since TV came along.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean didn’t they have old people watching too?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Old people TV was even worse. Old women just tended to watch whatever boomer women were watching, while old men either didn't watch TV or watched fishing or some shit.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like some bad experiences then

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Eh I enjoyed what I got, especially since afternoon/late night TV was kino as fuck compared to early morning shit. You got everything from the 60s up through contemporary TV. I got to enjoy good TV, great cartoons, great movies, great video games, and great toys. It was a paradise compared to the modern corporate goyslop digital hell we find ourselves stuck with now.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn’t they have talk shows and game shows at night too?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The weather channel for that sweet local on the 8's music. Bonus if it was in december and they would play christmas music.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Premium blend on Comedy Central and some random comedy they’d show in the middle of the day

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Regis and Kathy Lee
    >not Maury
    what kind of queer made this

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm being honest not generic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I watched Springer instead

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    id usually play super nintendo
    maybe donkey kong country 2-3 or 1 of the megaman games

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the only thing that ruined my life more than world of warcraft was my parents not giving a shit and just letting me stay home whenever I wanted. I think one year I had like 40 sick days and I almost got sent to summer school because of it.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve never understood why people watched those romance and relationship game shows

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      1) So there's this portion of the species known as women.
      2) Women frequently enjoy buying and consuming stupid stuff, like stupid books, stupid movies, makeup, stickers, etc. Things like that.
      3) Men also enjoy stupid stuff, like horror movies, porn, and toilet humor.
      4) Generally speaking, women and men tend to prefer certain types of stupid stuff, sometimes to the exclusion of the forms of stupid stuff enjoyed by the other sex, but in many cases the two sexes both enjoy the same type of stupid stuff, things like social media, televised sports events, nice cars, unhealthy food, etc.
      5) Companies and businesses make stupid stuff of all types. Per 4), some of it appeals only to one sex or the other, and in other cases some of it appeals to both sexes. Either way, if a company can make stupid stuff with broad appeal to at least one sex, it has a reliable market in which to sell its stupid stuff and make money.
      6) The nature and inherent value of money is that it is absolutely exchangeable. Businesses that make a lot of money by selling stupid stuff are primarily interested in making the money, no matter what exact sort of stupid stuff or stupid service they provide. As long as they make the money reliably, that's what counts as far as they're concerned. This is because money can be traded for pretty much anything else. You can turn it around and convert it into stupid stuff that you personally like, or you can even spend it on non-stupid things(!)
      7) Due to 5) and 6), businesses which provide the service of watching a stupid show which women tend to enjoy benefit from the women's viewership and subsequent spending. This doesn't answer the original question to which this post replies, but it explains what happens as a result of women watching stupid stuff.
      8) The explanation for the continued existence of the sorts of shows described by the other user is that women are stupid and companies don't care much whether their customers are stupid or not.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was Paladin, Gunsmoke, Rifleman, and Bonanza.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    kathie lee was insufferable
    I liked regis but could only start watching once it was with kelly

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some old Hanna-Barbera shit on Cartoon Network probably. They saved all of the new cartoons until everyone got home from school.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t take sick days off from school because I was too shy to ask the other students for that days notes, and the teachers taught so fucking fast that if you missed one day, then you’d never be able to catch up.

    Also, if you didn’t have a doctors note the teachers would be up your ass and take points off your overall grades(not because they cared about your well being, but because the less students go to class, the less money the school gets from the state, so you not going to school was money out of their pockets)

    Also, my mom wouldn’t let me stay home because she wanted me out the house, so if I had a strep throat or a stuffy nose, my mom would just pack extra tissues in my backpack, then shove me out the door.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Franklin or that cartoon with the autistic rabbit. The Nick Jr. block went on for what seemed like days until the good shit came on, but I toughed it out.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    watch talk soup
    then whatever runway model for potential on E! booba

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