Alright, it's time again. Finally watching this shit.
S1 was pretty good, and Season 2 was pretty great, frick the haters. Max was especially great.
For the record, the thing I'm mostly not a fan of is the stupid supernatural lovecraftian shit, which is hard to relate to/care about/identify with.
Starting from Season 3 Episode 4 today. So far in Season 3, hating how they've ruined the girls and turned them into thots, but hoping for the best.
I'll prolly be finishing the series today.
Previous Thread:
First thread:
No one cares.
cry moar
Stay mad, homosexual. We /comfy/ here
I do
also, shoutout to you cute Blacks who've been sticking around in these comfy threads :3. This'll prolly be the last one.
to quickly recap:
>El's cop "dad" is based
>just realized that el reminds of me natalie portman in leon the professional
>Frick max for becoming a thot
>frick El for joining in the thot-ery
>frick Mike for not having boundaries with my daughter-fu El
Also, on a good note, I'm glad at the direction steve is taking for S3, especially with regards to ice cream waifu. Literally the greatest strength of this show is the waifus, and I hope that keeps up.
>I'm really not a fan of what the show is about
see
Just cuz I hate some tropes/themes, I can still fricking love shit despite them
The only way I will forgive this show for thot-ifying these girls is if they becoming raging lesbians for each other tbh.
>fuccboi kissing your adoptive daughter
>frick his shit up in the car
>mayor thinks he's hot shit
>frick him the hell up in his own office
Can this homie get any more based?
>woman constantly gets passive aggressively angry at you instead of trying to talk like a rational human being
why are they always like this?
for real though, would it kill either of them to fricking talk, instead of spurging out and getting angry like edgy teens?
I fricking hate how they always rely on a zillion camera cuts as well as constantly flashing lights like they're trying to murder everyone with epilepsy. Just...fricking show me a coherent scene. Is that so hard?
okay, but seriously though, I hate the flashing lights and constant cuts they do during EVERY FRICKING horror scene. I literally don't have epilepsy, but I hope some epilectic homie sues whatever directors kept asking for that shit.
Is this what they fricking teach you in film school? Constant flashing lights + camera cut every 0.3 seconds = horror kino? No wonder 99% of you homies make minimum wage, you're all taught by hacks <.<
pic related is literally (LITERALLY) the preceding frame tbh <.<
Defend this. I dare you.
Don't they put a warning before every episode saying FLASHING LIGHTS PHOTOSENSITIVITY BLAH BLAH BLAH?
They covered all the legal bases. If someone has a seizure it's their own fault.
I know that Life is Strange put a huge disclaimer before every play session that "uhhh, if you're a human, you might literally die if you play this game because it depicts a girl being sad. UwU"
But I swear I never saw any warning for Stranger Things. Maybe cuz I fricking pirated every last episode. Anyways, it still doesn't excuse how fricking shitty the directing is for all the horror-ish segments <.<
Maybe it's not there on the pirated versions of it floating around, but if you're watching it on Netflix they're definitely there.
The first episode of season 4 even had a warning at the beginning about the recent school shooting in Texas or something, basically them just going "SORRY A BUNCH OF KIDS DIED THIS EPISODE WE DIDNT MEAN TO OFFEND YOU PLZ DONT BOYCOTT US"
It's some real b***h shit
I have epilepsy and I don't mind it.
The lights acting up are the way of showing that there is activity nearby in the upside down.
1.) My condolences. My close cousin has a nut allergy, and I can't imagine how either of you homies live in society @.@
2.) Sue these fricking hack directors. Maybe because I was watching on 2-4x speed, so the flashing of the lights was insanely pronounced, but still. Frick these directors @.@
3.) Godspeed to you, senpai
fwiw, I've lived as a vegetarian in japan. Obviously I don't fricking die if I eat something that happens to have fish in it, but I still understand tiptoeing around literally everything because the entire fricking society doesn't give a single frick @.@
It's not a big deal I take medication for it.
The strobe they flash at you during an EEG is way more intense than anything in a movie.
Oh shit, I built an EEG for university (had to stay up all fricking night, only for it not to work cuz one of my circuit components was faulty <.<). Anyways, didn't realize it had strobing lights involved for the high quality shit.
But glad that drugs can help. Hopefully they're not shit that has shitty side effects.
P.S.: One of my professors was the father of MRI at UC Berekley. homie is super dope, and super chill. Gave me an A+, even after I left for a month to visit my gf. <3
>army of possessed zombies
shit, it builds up the tension, I'll give it that...I hope it doesn't make me want to kill myself though. I do like not knowing who the traitor is at any time, though (even if it does tear my heart apart).
>the average russian man vs the strongest american cop
The motherland wins again.
On S3E5 btw
Also, these girls better fricking get together, or it will never make up for all their thot antics ;-;
scratch that. Nothing will ever make up for their b***hiness tbh <.<
Something that really became obvious to me during season 3, and has continued on into s4: the duffer brothers are absolute MASTERS of building up suspension in a scene, and then killing it stone cold dead. Im guessing one of them must be into edging, because the way they tease you into caring about something only to clamp down on that shit like a soccer mom on a nerdy streak is truly spectacular. Absolutely ruins so much of the show.
Another thing: they have zero sense of time. Every episode has to start out sunny, and end in shadows: no fricks given as to whether it makes logistical sense. In season 4 they’ve been fricking about in the woods for three days or more, but the parents are still like “they said they’d be going to watch a movie, oh noes!” as though they’ve been gone hours.
These are such basic fundamentals that it’s kind of astounding, how they manage it. They deserve an award for biggest homosexuals.
>woman spurging out while based off-the-grid man is trying to search the russian
I will fricking bet money that the innocent-looking russian is carrying something bad around his crotch area. Off-the-grid bald homie was about to find it, but Ms. sperg prevented it because she had to fricking b***h. <.<
Yeah but I'd still frick her. Actually I already did, a few times.
Astin actually surprised me, antisemitism sama
I'm relatively sick and tired of russians/germans always being portrayed like supervillains. That being said, it reminds me of goldeneye, and it is the 80s, so I'll allow it tbh.
MIND FLAYER MANIACS, WE GOT THIS!
https://strawpoll.com/polls/jVyGJ5zMQZ7
>mlp-gay
I'll admit, I knew an mlp-gay IRL when I went to UC Berkeley. homie was outrageously based, and a damn good computer scientist. So no matter how cringe they are on principle, I'll always have a soft spot for bronies tbh. This tickled my kokoro tbh.
I still wish they kept Lucas's sister skinny/cute, instead of making her a fat nigress with an attitude <.<
>I still wish they kept Lucas's sister skinny/cute, instead of making her a fat nigress with an attitude <.<
i hate how they wrote her after s2. she was genuinely funny in 2 and then they overdid it
for real though. I loved that autistic little niglet drowning her waffles in maple syrup in S2. But then she had to become a fricking single mother nigress in S3. Fricking RIP man.
I will say though, if nothing else, her hypercaptalistic frick-commie attitude relatively tickles my loins tbh. If only she wasn't such a fricking she-boon...
i thought indians were supposed to like russia
you did say you were that last thread, right?
you're right, and I'm touched you followed, senpai <3.
More accurately: I appreciate any non-vanilla shameless opinion. So anyone who's a shameless commie, or a shamless nazi, or a shameless anything, I appreciate them all. A good example is von Stroheim from Jojo's Part 2. Sure, he's a nazi. But the point is he was fricking based out of his mind and held to it and gave no fricks. I may not particularly be a nazi, but I appreciate the cajones.
The one thing I hate the most is NPC-tier characters, who hold the most vanilla reddit-tier opinions that 90% of western population agrees with unblinkingly.
>I appreciate any non-vanilla shameless opinion. So anyone who's a shameless commie, or a shamless nazi, or a shameless anything, I appreciate them all.
based
It just Nightmare On Stranger Things. The fact that Robert Englund made a cameo was justice enough to call it that from that episode on. Weak sauce.
they literally ripped this homie outta goldeneye
There's a lot of Half-Life inspiration in the ruskie lab as well.
Holy fug, it's been so long from Half Life that I'd totally forgetten, but hell yeah, definitely huge parallels. Unfortunately, I've always hated weird disgusting supernatural shit, so besides the sandbox-like elements, I'd never been a fan of Half-life.
>inside every homie is two wolves
literally, if these two homies did the fusion dance, they would be literally me tbh (sans and absurd amount of anime I watch, and my fluency in japanese and hindi).
I finished S04 yesterday and overall, was pretty disappointed.
I found myself fast-forwarding thru meaningless scenes, like most of the Russia plot line and most of the California scenes were irrelevant filler. The Hawkings plot line was the only one of importance and even that was needlessly dragged out.
most of season 4 is bloat & dull, also the repressed memory stuff is boring. If they wanted to go for twists at this point they should have gone for some that were more intresting than le white man is evil
The supernatural stuff is a metaphor to things children face, being kidnapped, being lost, growing up, having a bad past.
Kids don't face reality. They make things up to get through it. If you try, it can relate back to the plot lines you like, the 80s nostalgia, the fallout from it from almost 50 years, and problems of today.
Bullshit. The writers are mocking us with parallels to the worms, they know that some of us know, and are telling us there's NOTHING we can do about it. Mindflayer=Mammon, giving the population mind altering parasites for gain.
based schizoposter
>get taken over by mind flayer
>become a sigma male
uhhh, so who's the villain again? :^)
How do I unsubscribe from your blog you fricking autist
>must vote for drumpf
>must send money to israel
Anyways, I can see why people hate S3. You all dick around about the reason, but the main reason you hate it is cuz no one gives a shit about the lovecraftian monster bullshit. The more this story is rooted in actual characters and non-supernatural bullshit, the better it is. Simple as.
Personally I wanted to see more of the upside down in S3. The mind flayer is around doing his body snatcher stuff but it's pretty much all happening in the rightside up.
I will say (and now that I've thought of it, it'll prolly ruin the kino-ness), but if the russians team up with everyone to bring down lovecraft's Black personman, then I'll relatively go back to liking this series again.
doesn’t involve americans and russians teaming up but this anon had a kino idea similar to yours (some vague spoilers if you care about that)
you know, I would comment on this Black person being a weeb, but I'm fluent in japanese, so I know this is literally just karate kid merch. A shame though.
Now that I think about it though, there's basically no mainstream 80s anime, except maybe Akira (late 80s iirc), and Astro Boy. Whatever homies were behind Karate Kid, they were super ahead of their time being into Japan. Though I'm pretty sure it was 99% because of WW2/Vietnam, and had no bearing on Japanophilia
forgot pic rel
>man gets drugged
>he becomes a stoner
>woman gets drugged
>she becomes a literal fricking psychopath
checks out
This is the worst season OP. It gets better though.
Are you saying 4 is worse than 3? That can't be possible
Reading comprehension anon.
No i was saying literally the opposite
At this point, fricking this homie up has to be some kind of fetish for the directors
>PUNISHEDSTEVE.jpg
>a man denied his b***hes
uhhh, Cinemaphileros? I feel personally attacked...
kek, I love this homie, no matter how camp it is
is it true that women lose their fricking shit and become psychopaths when they're high?
>when they're high
women are always psychopaths
>this_is_america.jpg
>she's a fricking rug-muching dyke
certified kino. Season 3 is saved tbh.
was wondering how you would react to that reveal lol
thanks for not spoiling it, my Black <3. Shit hit me good and hard.
How does that save it? She should have been Steve's gf
because sexy lesbians are based, homosexual.
but yeah, the writer's having it out for steve relatively kills me tbh ;-;. S4 better give him a threesome with the hottest fricking b***hes there are, else I'll never forgive the writers ;-;
why in the frick did they turn this black e-girl into a fricking R.E.S.PE.C.T.-tier nigress. God-fricking damnit. She coulda been so great. Just get a tight black e-girl to play her, like in Season 2. God damn ;-;
guess which one of these homies is going to grow up to play the Joker when he grows up.
>when he grows up
hes like 30
Okay, I'll admit. This one fricked me up. I didn't think samwise gamgee getting killed could be topped ;-;
I miss Alexei so much it’s unreal
enjoy your pride filled episodes
also frick dykes and their monkeypox spreading c**ts
Stay mad. It's homosexuals and Black folk that're spreading monkeypox. Yuri is justice.
What are your thoughts on Eleven? Do you think she is a cute?
I think she is a cute.
go back to the previous 2 threads. She was literally e-girl-paradise the entire time, as I said. She only started becoming a thot in S3.
Eleven is even cuter in S4. But not having her enter into a relationship with Max in S3 was a huge missed opportunity.
I don't know what those writers were thinking
>when you haven't unlocked 1 character
for real though, as a PhD computer scientist (who's also into image processing), I can appreciate how israelitegle is trying to make Black folk show up better on photos, no matter how pozzed it sounds.
okay, so the middle of season 3 is relatively shit, and arguably the beginning. But if nothing else, I can appreciate the climax, and the ice cream girl, and the russians, and steve. Starting S3E8 (last episode of Season 3). Then I'mma move onto Season 4 and finish this shit off. Stick around, gays
Season 4 isnt even finished yet and just the first part is like 12 fricking hours so good luck
god fricking damnit. I was hoping the series was over, which is why I started powering through it. Any idea when season 4 will be finished? Or are the writers gonna drag it out endlessly like israelite homosexuals?
if I'm not mistaken, we've finished "S4 part 1". Please tell me all that's left is part 2. Or are those israelites literally going to drag it out through to eternity? ;-;
last 2 episodes (the second of which is 2.5 hours) come out july 1. they’re doing one more season after this one
What fricking israelite thought of this shit? All the fricking israelitetubers were reviewing this as the final season. God fricking damnit ;-;. Guess I'm going to be waiting around like a completely homosexual, and will watch the the rest of Season 4/5 going into it with literally 0 momentum or care of any of the characters.
Fricking hell, man ;-;
oh well, still watching till I finish what there is of season 4. Then I guess I'll stay in purgatory with you guys.
>Guess I'm going to be waiting around like a completely homosexual, and will watch the the rest of Season 4/5 going into it with literally 0 momentum or care of any of the characters.
You only have to wait a month. The rest of us had to wait 3 years for a new season.
It doesn't matter because you didn't watch the show anyways you moronic speedwatcher. I kept thinking that speedwatching was a meme and then i saw your threads and realized that it's real and just how braindead people can be. Gfy yourself
Stay mad. You waste a zillion hours watching shit. I waste 10 seconds unless it's actually worth slowing down for (e.g. the music is good, or the scene is important/intense).
You may actually be one of the supidest people on the planet
You unironically wasted more time than I have
at least I didn't waste 4x more time by watching stupid shit at 1x speed.
I'll be honest though, increased speed is like a drug. It started with the One Piece anime, which is 100% justified. but it started creeping into other shit. Now, unless the music really slaps, or the emotion/dialogue is particularly good, I can't be bothered to watch it at any normal speed.
That's a huge waste of time. Imagine watching something like Come and See on 2x or even 4x speed. You lose out on any tension, any emotion the scene's attempting to provoke, any shots that are slow because they're particularly beautiful. If we're talking youtube videos sure, but media? Big yikes.
I agree, but only if the media's good. Not familiar with what you talked about, but I assure you, if it's anything that deserves it, I watch it at a decent speed.
But trust me homie, as soon as you take the 2.5x speed pill, so much shit becomes watchable. All the shitty american shows that are filled with so much filler garbage all of a sudden become bangers because you can fast forward through all the stupid shit you don't give a frick about. Try it once homie. You'll hate him, but you'll also thank me.
Nah. I only do it for internet politics and memory scenes in anime. The only reason for the memory scenes is because they don't serve to move the story forward in east Asia, they're more of an on-the-nose thing to show us what they care about, even if the viewer could've discerned that without it.
Never tried the speed pill. Might try it for demon slayer hmmm
I'm fluent in japanese, so it works for me for anime. Then again, I'm a super slow reader, so maybe you'll be fine taking the speed-pill for subbed anime.
Personally, I think it works the best in Slice of Life shit, where the music is absolutely fricking useless, and the dialogue is less dense than cotton candy.
It's literally made so many SoL anime good for me, because it turned them from boring shit with boring pacing, to good shit that slapped me and kept my brain engaged
s3 is def the weakest imo. still good television, but doesn’t reach the heights of the previous 2. haven’t seen 4 yet bc of the length. i’ll get around to it some time
>this isn't even a stream/watch along thread its just one guy saying he's about to watch a tv show
why does this have three threads
none of us have friends irl that we can show shit to and see their initial reactions so this fills that gap
>female in sports
>is a lesbo
I will now remind you that literally 98% of the WNBA is lesbian. (unironically, fricking look it up)
Anyways, if we don't get flaming hot dyke sex with her, I will be disappointed tbh ;-;
>wildfire
badass last name goddamn
This homie has to learn how to fricking emote, instead of constantly looking autistic <.<
The actor actually has the same birth defect that the character has. Makes his face look like it's been meme-mirrored.
>Dood
basically captured my reaction to your post tbh
Also, this cutting the leg up scene is definitely hitting me with Made in Abyss vibes (though in that anime, it relatively came out of nowhere, and was much worse IMO).
dont spoil shit for OP hes a top lad just tryin to get through it
fair, deleted the post.
Anyway, I didn't think it was anything special, weird that its being treated as some climactic moment
>drinks vodka once
I can't watch it. Ugliest cast on television
I thought the same thing, senpai. I thought the same thing about One Piece too. Just give it a fighting chance. You prolly won't regret it tbh. Just go into it trying not to hate it.
>tfw have russian gf
>the most well-behaved customer at Applebee's
fun fact, they renovated an actual dead mall for that season
a year or so prior a young woman had been murdered and her body dumped in food court, rotting for 2 weeks before she was found
I believe it tbh. That still wild though @.@
Man you know it's a truly dead mall when it's so fricking empty nobody noticed a rotting corpse for 2 weeks. That's pretty gnarly
>2 weeks
I swear I know malls that've been completely dead for super long with literally nothing happening except druggies and criminals dicking around there. Being found in 2 weeks is pretty fast, I'd say.
Also, call me a horn-dog (and a e-girlcon), but every female they add, my dick soars tbh. Hopefully, suzie doesn't let me down tbh (even if her bf is a homosexual).
suzie a shit
>I will never have a repressed nerd gf who is an absolute fricking FREAK in the bed
why even live? ;-;
AYO, NETFIX
I might pirate this.
kys, tripgay
Forgive this post I'm moronic and don't know what a tripgay is lol I'm too busy sucking wieners lol
seethe moar, tripgay. And fine, you win, I'll use a tripcode. And in case it's not obvious I'm OP, I use MPV, I'm a computer scientist, and have an asian gf. Anyways, ignore the homosexual trolls. Just about to start Season 4 tbh (after some pizza for dinner).
okay, this e-girl might be sentencing the whole fricking world to oblivion all because of her vapid shit, but I have to say, she is instantly fricking best girl tbh. Her fricking energy, goddamn. Just nuke the whole series, restart from the beginning, and give me her tbh ;-;
Season 3 is saved
If this e-girl doesn't frick you up, kys. My dick is on fire tbh. Season 3 is saved. Literally had to make this OC, just for you gays.
real-talk though. Even considering the fact that I'm drunk: this shit is romantic and cute as all frick. I know that the writers are going to ruin it in 10 seconds (or in season 4), but this scene is so cute, frick all of you ;-;. Especially when you hear it with the music.
I liked when Millie Bobby Brown told all of her followers to make videos dancing to Neverending Story from that scene. Not because I cared about their moronic dances, but because it was very cute when she did it.
Also, as a computer scientist (who's also well-versed in cryptography), this shit relatively grinds my gears tbh
>Let's make two independent keys that have to both be enterred
>hurr let's also store those keys right next to each other xD
Am I crazy, or do you literally not need to know cryptography to fricking realize that's the stupidest fricking shit? <.<
You know, this gets me thinking: do the russians have any film/media treating us the way we treat them? E.g. cold-blooded spying villians with no human emotions.
I ask because, if nothing else, I love russian music (90s trance is still alive and well with them), so I'm wondering if the rest of russian media might be based.
That being said, I fricking hate their language so much. 100% because I have no idea how to search any songs by them because I have no idea how their slavic alphabet/language works @.@
Just as an example: /wsg/'s favourite russian autist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8MhwkAovzw
Aнтoхa MC - Bpeмя Toк is the name of the vid.
There's no way in frick to look up that song if you don't undestand the russian alphabet. It's only by chance that I found out that the name is read as "Antoha MC" @.@
>I have 10 tentacles
>instead of aiming a single one of them at El, let me aim literally every fricking one of them at Billy
I guess the tank role in JRPGs is realistic <.<
Billy's defiance just infuriated the Mindflayer. He was just too chad and it reminded the Mindflayer how inferior it was to the absolute specimen that is Billy.
Accurate.
>lovecraftian monster beyond our imagination can't understand humans and crushes them all like ants
>Holy grail of nuking all of existence right in front of your eyes
>have 50 arms that can act independantly
>OMG THAT ONE HICK homie, MUST KILL
I stand by what I said tbh <.<
billy is a chad though, I'll absolutely agree
Also, quick theory. Russian terminator comes back with his psyche absorbed into the mindflayer lovecraft beast thing. Or even worse, pic-rel (best dad) also dies and gets absorbed into mind flayer, and him, russian terminator, and mindflayer all fight over the same lovecraftian entity.
I never got an answer for this, but is having these cherry-ass red lips normal for white boys? @.@
>finn wolfhard
>white
lol
lmao even
Also, I just remembered this nigress-tier pajeeta. If she comes back for season 4, then frick season 4 tbh. Let her and her shit possy fricking die please <.<
>it took 3 fricking seasons for will to show this kind of emotion
>it lasts 3 frames
He showed it when he was telling his mom he was possessed
>tfw 99% of your race killing each other on the streets like chimps, and you're here drowning in ginger-nerd-e-girl-paradise pussy
>tfw onee-chan is the hottest white woman alive, but you're too busy having sex with the rest of the beatles
okay, call me a monster, but if this shit didn't melt my fricking heart ;-;.
Stranger things can frick up everything, but they know how to frick me up during their season finales ;-;
If you didn't feel during that scene you have no heart
>Max was especially great.
You know, anon, you can want to frick a cute redhead without pretending to enjoy the shitty series she's in ...
alright gays, starting Season 4. Hopefully it's not just
>russian unleashing lovecraftian horrors because why not lmao xD
Also, if any of the e-girls get aged up, I will riot
lastly, if any SJW shit gets injected into this season, frick the world.
So here goes S4E1
Please for god sakes keep that nigress-tier pajeeta out of this. I don't care if you have to retcon her, just don't ever show her again ;-;[]/spoiler]
okay, if they have to age up the cast, I guess it can't be helped. But at the very least, I hope they fricking overdose me on 90s nostalgia tbh. And not the gay shit. I'm talking about techno trance, etc.
realize I worded that awkwardly. The point is that techno/trance is based. Other things are gay shit.
It's the 80s in the show. The kids are gen X.
that's what I assumed. I was just fearing, with how much the kids (IRL) are aging, that they'd do a time skip to the 90s.
one thing that always gave me pause was how they treated sansa like a 9-yo who hadn't had her period when she was literally 23 IRL <.<
*sansa stark from GoT
If S4 is an alegory about catholics raping white bois, then frick this shit. Keep your gay fantasies to yourselves, america <.<
lol its not
>john_cena_are_you_sure_about_that.jpg
jk, I'm just meming.
If you like Max then you’re in for a treat in season 4. No spoilers but she hard carrys the show.
uhhhh, pizza planet bros?!?!?
Fine, I admit I'm a millennial. Was delivering pizza in trucks like this actually a thing, or only in Toy Story?
okay, first thoughts:
1.) if we're in cali, fricking dope. Place was fricking awesome in the 80s/90s
2.) if El and fricking Will ever get romantic, I'm going to go nuclear tbh. Please don't resurrect the prostitute of babylon again, show writers ;-;
I repeat, if anything happens romantically between these 2 fricks, it will confirm to me that the screenwriters are literally cucks who enjoy railing women with 100 different guys. <.<
Please, just make Will gay. I'll accept a 1000 gays, just stop fricking ruining my waifus with multiple love interests ;-;
El only has eyes for that ugly lanklet israelite, Mike. Unfortunately
>lank israelite
whatever could you be talking about?
Not confirmed but the whole world thinks Will likes wiener
Also, I accidentally hit a key which cycled the subs from "1" to "Arabic", and while I hate muzzies, I find the change auspicious tbh. Some of these homies need to be stoned <.<
At this point, I expect the worst from american media, so I'll take what I can get. ;-;
>oh shit, he spit a dirty piece of paper at a random girl through a straw, that's so cute. What a hunk OwO
Were american girls really like this? Honest question. Enlighten me please, boomers.
I don't know about that specifically but bullying in the 80s was pretty fricking harsh. Zoomies have no idea how easy they have it now.
kind of
>t. class of 2017
>class of 2017
...please...please...I'm begging you, even if you have to lie, please...
tell me you meant to write class of 2007, and that you were talking about graduating kindergarden.
graduated from 12th grade in 2017
i only have a year in college credits
what college? what major?
i only lasted a semester at a small liberal arts college in pennsylvania after taking a year off because i was too busy doing adderall and coke while playing vidya and browsing this shithole instead of doing my homework. in the years since, i’ve picked up some credits at a university in maine and one in my hometown of nyc. no major picked out, since i’ve had issues that took precedence over college and my parents have enough money to try to address them. not that that’s helped lmao
shit man...if it gives you any hope: go into web development. But don't fricking half-ass it. My friend spent 4 years at a great university on some completely shit major (french/english, I think), and it led to nothing. Then they spent literally 4-6 months in a web-development bootcamp in San Francisco, and now they're literally in LA making almost 100k a year. You can shit around on Cinemaphile or have a nice day with coke later. But first, spend fricking 6 months on a GOOD coding bootcamp, and get a decent job so you can more than support yourself and stop your family from fricking hating you. Also, don't just go to any random bootcamp, but one for FRONT END WEB DEVELOPMENT (which is the most accessible, and the quickest path to success/money, but also the one that makes you want to have a nice day the most). Preferably, attend one in the bay area, or new york (prolly bay area is best bet). Lastly, the it should be obvious as you search for it, but the main skill you're searching for it javascript, CSS, HTML, and maybe some other choice web frameworks (which they'll teach you at any bootcamp that's worth it's shit). Anyways, godspeed tbh. Don't dig yourself into a grave. Gain some easy career, and then frick up your life however you choose from there (there's also a ton of cute nice girls at coding bootcamps, for what it's worth.)
thanks fren. i’m doing better than i was a year ago but i’m still not moving forward that much, so i’m kind of at a crossroads. i tried my hand at a c++ course and passed, but i slacked off majorly for half-2/3 of it and for all intents and purposes shouldn’t have passed. i was thinking about trying my hand at compsci again tho
That's exactly why I said what I did. C++ is to a comp-sci career what Latin is to English. It's what Calculus is to multiplication. C++ is dope, sure, but only if you want to dumpster dive into the fricking bowels of a computer. Only the brave and bold should learn that shit. I'm directing you to the fricking easiest path: web-development and javascript (the main language used for web development). It's insanely in demand, it pays fricking well (as long as you're in Cali/NY), and it's quick AF to pick up (much faster/easier than calculus or chemistry). Give it a chance, and commit yourself for just 6 fricking months. I promise that you'll thank yourself for the rest of your fricking life. Also, last important point: don't do it on your own. It's the easiest way to have a nice day in the foot. A good camp and good guidance to point you in the right direction (at least initially) is insanely important).
Lastly, the reason I said it'll make you want to have a nice day is: compsci is the study of computation and algorithms. It's cool shit. It's what I do. But it requires a lot of time and a good university, and your success is largely limitted by how big your brain is. Web-development/coding is tangentially related. You still make bank, and still code to make things happen. But instead of thinking about how to solve some theoretically problem, you're largely looking up in a dictionary (e.g. Google) how to do things in Javascript. It's not mentally demanding, but it's not the most fulfilling thing. But the point is, it makes you fricking $100k a year for minimal skill/effort. I'd say it's worth it so you can spend the rest of your time on whatever the frick else you want. Anyways, godspeed ;-; <3
>don't do it on your own
just as a last follow-up point on this: the reason that 99% of homies fail to ever become anywhere good at japanese on this website is cuz they all try to learn it on their own. That's the easiest way to fail and then give up. What you need is a strong first start to give you the fundamentals and teach you to stand. THEN you can fricking go out on your own and learn the rest. But teaching you to stand and think the right way and have the right culture is something that's insanely hard to get by searching the internet. You need proper guidance from a proper instructor at a proper program, at least for some time. I promise you won't regret it.
t. homosexual who's volunteered teaching at high schools, community colleges, and who taught at top universities like Berkeley and Stanford.
>brownies with smug faces eying a white girl to rape
>white girl literally wanting to die
surprisingly accurate, at least for all the spics/indians I know.
Currently watching the new season. So far the most interesting story's Hopper's escape.
honestly though, why can't girls dress like this anymore? It's so comfy. Hugging girls that're wrapped in tight synthetic shit and caked in makeup fricking sucks. Why don't they realize that being comfy is all we want?
lots of ppl dress like this...sgdws
speak for yourself. yoga pants are very hot. but i also see the appeal of this
yoga pants are fine. I can still feel the girl. But these days, girls wear the hardest fricking jean pants, and hardest fricking leather jackets. Frick that shit. I can't feel you through that. I might as well hug a punching bag <.<
literally zoomers are into cottage core and being in taylors cardigan
man what are you talking about? all i see are yoga pants or bootyshorts. i rarely see girls wearing jeans anymore
Zoomers brought back baggy ass jeans. Atleast here in LA
>billy gets fricked by satan
>milf just moves on and becomes completely irrelevant again
please god, I hope this isn't the case tbh.
This is my favourite bible verse tbh
How would you feel if Vecna had tentacle raped Max?
>me rolling my eyes at the pace of this season
Damn, wait, on second thought this scene turned out to be dope. Kate Bush still bangs hard.
Are you a pajeet OP?
He said he was in the older threads
relevant:
I'll be the first to shit on Indians. But if you were a PhD in statistics like I was, you'd realize that the more samples you have, the more shitty outliers you have, and the more amazing outliers you have. And all society cares about is outliers. So all you hear about is the rapists, and the CEOs.
The truth is a mixed bag. We have our Black folk, of course we do. But at least we're not hopeless pig-frickers like muslims, and I'd like to believe that our glorious culture is responsible for leading us to dominate most of the tech/mathematical world.
P.S.: I'm drunk, so sorry for lashing out like a gayget tbh ;-;
Good morning, sir!
good morning :^)
Autism
enough alcohol can do that to some people anon
You know, if this is literally a platonic relationship between the dyke and steve, I'm actually here for it. Only because it's refreshingly something that doesn't really happen.
But I do hope the dyke gets to have violent lesbian sex with someone tbh
>season 2 was pretty great
Shit taste confirmed. Kys OP.
>pic related is shit taste
okay gay
Season 2 was the best season, homosexual.
1>4>3>2
Everyone agrees. If u don’t, ur a stupid frick!
>giving advice to your hot lesbo friend about how to get with girls
this will never be me tbh. Why even live? ;-;
>talking openly to a lesbo about how much you fricking love girls
I'll admit, this happened while I was in Berkeley. Was fricking dope, homies, I highly recommend it ;-;. Unfortunately, I cut shit off with most women, so that I don't get #MeToo'd and end up unemployable for life @.@
OP I have never watched this show should I watch it?
I'd say...give it a chance, and go into it with low expectations. And try to like it. You'll prolly have a good time. In the best case, you fricking love it (like a ton of a people do). In the worst case, it's not that great. In the most probable case, it's entertaining, if nothing else.
Also, watch at 2x speed. It helps, and you waste less time
if these two flaming dykes don't have an explicit on screen sex scene that lasts 10 minutes and makes me cum 20 times, then western SJWs have failed me. Frick, let them put 1000 homosexuals into 100 different shows, but please fricking let these rug munching dykes soar pls tbh ;-;
This is American television. We can only show horrific violence, not boobs.
>GTA
>murder, rob, drugs, commit every crime in existence
>have the largest fricking crime rate in the world
lel video games don't cause violence xD
>japan looks at some cute 2D girls
>has a much lower rate of rape/pedophilia than the west
OMG BAN THE PEDOPHILES REEEEEE
I will never forgive the israelites tbh
btw, I may have (rightly) shit on this lanky israelite. And I'm literally the opposite of gay. But fwiw, I'm fond of skinny homies built like him tbh.
>for my hero, I chose my dad
>OMG can you believe how fricking cringe this girl is, my friendly nigress wearing an oversized pink bowtie?
is this really how the 80s were, or is it just american TV portraying it like that? @.@
>random girl calls her dad a hero
>INITIATE b***h MODE xD. MUST TREAT HER LIKE SHE PERSONALLY KILLED MY DOG xD
honestly, I've never once experienced or seen anything like this in all my years as a teenager. So why is it such a fricking trope in american shows? <.<
as someone that joined in on bullying people that were even lower on the totem pole than me from time to time, i kind of get it. there’s a rush you get from it. obviously the show exaggerates it a fair amount though. i might be overthinking it, but it’s the same logic as this quote from 1984 (you’ve probably seen it before) imo
>But always— do not forget this, Winston— always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face— forever.
Thanks, anon. My world/perspective is completely different, so it's good to hear that there's some truth this, and it's not just hollywood bullshit being perpatrated for the frick of it. Makes it easier to understand/empathize with
It's more an imitation of 80s movies than the 80s itself.
HAHA YOUR DAD DIED? OMG LMAO
its actually funny to me how over the top the bullying was. i dont think anybody is actually that much of an butthole
>i dont think anybody is actually that much of an butthole
Nah. Kids are heartless. They make fun of dead parents all the time. They don't really understand the gravity of the situation which allows them to do some fricked up shit.
Holy shit, did they purposefully get rid of her freckles? Or did they just go away naturally. I don't know how white people work
Freckles can come and go. I don't know if that's what happened to her.
freckles can fade a little if you stay out of the sun enough, but she's no doubt wearing makeup as all actors do
>I don't know how white people work
Some of us are seasonal. Like how a ferret can go white in the winter, some white people only gain freckles in the sun.
Thanks for the info, senpai @.@
>white girl breaks up with Black person
>it actually makes me sad
god fricking damnit, am I being brainwashed?
Lucas is a sweet guy and you can tell her really cared.
Okay, maybe in season 1 I could tolerate how completely autistic the gang of boys were. But these homies are where I draw the line. If they become important characters, then frick Season 4 <.<
Those are legitimate DnD nerds. That's how they act in real life.
I don't give a frick about real life. If watching this homie seems like entertainment to you, then kys, and take the directors with you @.@
Okay S4E1 is going on forever. I'mma call it a night, and finish this off tomorrow. Thanks for hanging around senpais. Tomorrow's thread will be the last. Stay cute. All the best <3
I just binge watched the first episodes, but I'm definitely taking some sweet time and pizzas with the remaining episodes. This season is better than good so far.
What moment of the kids day to day do you related the most so far?