>alright, number 37. what will it be, chief?
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Twenty pounds of potato salad, and be quick about it, Ram.
I need a third of a pound of Black Forest ham precisely cut to .006154” because that’s the only way I eat it.
>uhh yeah, Wayne…this customer wants Black Forest ham cut a certain way. What do I do?
>you stop sucking pozzed wrinkled wrestling homosexual wiener and take the dildo out of your ass and cut the ham
Can you tell people like this to piss off without getting in trouble?
If it was your place and not scared to lose a customer, sure. Ram would lose his job immediately.
Coincidentally a girl I know just posted that she got chewed out by the guy at the deli counter because she asked for her cheese to be sliced extra extra thin.
Nope. I got fired because I had a meltdown over this back when I was a kid at my first job.
>Sorry chief, our machine can only do 1/20th of an inch. That good enough for you?
gabagool, provolone, and vinegar peppers
I actually made Tony's sandwich once. It was pretty damn tasty. But for me, when I make a cold sub, it goes like this...
>BIG Italian sub roll
>Good quality deli turkey
>Deli size Pepperoni slices
>Swiss cheese
>Banana peppers
>Lettuce, tomatoes, mayonaise
>Salt, pepper, and sub dressing or Italian salad dressing
>Oregano
that's one hell of a sandwich, anon
Yes. Yes it is. I usually get the biggest italian loaf I can find at the store and buy enough meat to fill it. You can eat all day off that bad boi. My cousin always comes to my house to drink my beer and eat my food because he's a cheap bastard, but he never touches the giant sandwich in the 'fridge because he knows I put mayo on it. ( he hates mayonaise)
>Deli size Pepperoni slices
>Swiss cheese
>Banana peppers
yuck
pleb
Some people just have no taste for soppressata.
You can make your sandwiches however you want. I know what I like.
i think about this movie every dayu
Maybe once a week for me but it is really good. If they'd cast a better actress as his daughter it would be a perfect film
this. it's pretty damn good the way it is, tho.
another film women will never understand. perfect depiction of male loneliness. ending is just perfect.
Boar's Head corned beef
Shaved
I like when he tells someone that the egg salad is “fresh as monkeys breath”.
Any actual deli workers in here tonight? How you bros holding up? Sometimes this job really sucks but other times it's really rewarding and freeing. Lots of attractive women here in NY come around, gotten more dates working here than anywhere else.
How do you get a date at the deli counter? Like regulars that come in and are flirty so you ask for a number?
Yes, I mainly work the fish counter so it's a bit slower but sometimes I cut meat. Girls and moms who you get to see often will likely strike up conversations anytime they are either being helped or waiting on line if you ask them how their day is going. I find that in the dates I've had it's been the women who take the initiative and ask if I want to go get coffee or lunch. The guys who oogle women don't get the same offers it seems, it pays to be respectful and only flirt if the girl is friendly. Many people just want to get their food and be left alone too, talking to them can sometimes drive them away it seems, at least more than just a "hello, how are you today?" Type of talk is what I mean. If you work a regular shift often you see the same customers fairly regularly, people are creatures of habit, it pays to learn what the girls order regularly too, that can often get you into their good graces and make talking to them a bit easier when they see you pay attention. I have a customers who I know always want 3/4 of a pound of salmon with the skin off, I see her coming, I get the fish ready and confirm her order before she has a chance to say something, then she smiles and says yes. Conversation follows. Knowing where other things in the store are is a big help to women who look lost and like they can't find something. They really appreciate you trying to help them 9 out of 10 times. I did custodial work in a school for many years, often helped setup events with the PTA and moms, women love it when you can be helpful and kind but not a creep.
I work in a gas station and it’s like that for me. Except I get 40 year old women. But I’m a nervous virgin and stutter and blush but they think it’s cute because I look 17.
based. i love when deli workers show up in The Wrestler threads
surprised so many women would ask you out while working. always thought only weird dudes do that to women working
that´s an awful lot of words for saying "im handsome"
i get the same reactions from women and i don´t work behind a counter at all.
but nonetheless , well put.
I don't think I'm handsome at all, I'm a mostly bald 35yo dude. I don't have any major fricked up shit like acne, bad teeth but I'm not in great shape, got a little bit of a belly and hairy everywhere but my head.
this anon seems really cool, sincerely
Popcorn chicken.
>hey uh, Wayne…it’s me again. I have an anon here asking for popcorn chicken. We don’t have popcorn chicken anywhere. What do I do?
>tfw those rare occasions where you get the seafood salad at the deli with the imitation crab
I don’t know why I love this stuff so much
when he is getting the hang of working the deli and being charming with all the customers it's probably my favorite moment in the whole movie. comfy
pic not related
This whole movie is a comfy kick in the gut. Hard to believe a israelite made it, as is it also one of the most Christian movies I've ever seen
he basically remade the movie for The Whale. it's ridiculous. pretty funny that his movies usually get snubbed entirely except for the acting
I love Brendan and the Wrestler but I have yet to watch the Whale, because I assumed it was just a bad, self indulgent copy.
I remember seeing The Wrestler in theaters and the entire audience all processing the ending in silence together while that Bruce Springsteen song rolled. Incredible.
>Pint of chicken salad! Comin' up!
I could watch an entire movie of just him working the deli counter and the boss always being a wise ass.
That would be awesome. Aronofsky should have used more deli scenes in the movie.
whatever you anons do...don't imply that Ram should have gotten a different job like construction.
a small of the hummus, please.
233 pounds of washed up wrestler. Make it snappy.
>Retired wrestler Bret Hart, a seven-time world champion in WWF and WCW, liked the movie but at the same time was disturbed by its unbalanced portrayal of life as a professional wrestler. While appreciating the "clairvoyant performance" by Mickey Rourke and the "astutely layered vision" by director Darren Aronofsky, Hart felt the film's dark misinterpretation merely shows what many people outside the business think the sport is. He also criticized that the film helps to reinforce some opinions that anyone can walk in the ring and wrestle. Hart says he trained almost daily during his career.
Did Bret Hart even watch the movie? none of his criticisms make any sense and i'd actually argue the showed showed the opposite.
I met hacksaw jim duggan at a convention in 2019 and he said that mickey was a real prick lol
My friends company sponsored a wrestling convention two years ago so I got to go for free and sit at a sponsor table right in the middle of everything. I was there before the convention started just hanging out at the table as wrestlers were starting to arrive. Hacksaw walked right by my table said good morning and asked how I was doing. He was a real nice guy and I was trying not to be a total mark but the dude made my morning. Kalisto also came by our table and introduced himself he was really nice as well.
Yeah can I get uh... HEY RAM YOU SUCK!
*throws brick through window*
>tfw no milf stripper gf
>tfw possibly meeting Marisa Tomei at a con later this summer
What should I ask her about this movie?
ask her what it was like to film the ass to ass scene.
>...Did somebody just ask for a half pound of shaved roast turkey?
kek
i met Hacksaw too! he was at my grocery store when i was a kid selling autographs. i think i still have it
So he was a guy who wanted your autograph because you were a child star?
no but my brother worked with Elijah Wood's dad at the exact same grocery store. he would give him old magazines from his fan club from when he was a child star. He also took forever to go see Return of the King
Hey Ramjam can I get a half pound of corned beef, hold the corn, thanks brother.
The scene where he just wanted to play nintendo with the kid because he was lonely made me sad. It's such a realistic example of someone who's isolated and trying to keep human connections.
i was surprised the parents of that kid wouldn't be weirded out by some dude always hanging out with their kid alone
Steak san with gouda and cheddar, peppers, garlic, and mayo
Has anyone seen this movie? Is this on the same level of kino as The Wrestler?
No. But it's fine.
Save yourself about a hour and a half and watch the Dark Side of the Ring episode
the ending made me cry but it probably won't be as emotional if you don't have a dead brother
The pacing was weird and they didn't give the audience a good way to connect to the ones that died. Its like everything was fine, and then they all died.
Its a shame because the real life story should had translated well to the big screen, but I guess they didn't want to make the family look terrible. They should had put more time into brother bonding scenes and growing up together, building up to their peak of wrestling stars, and then finally it all crumbling.
Also they needed this scene
>Kevin Von Erich, once paid a hooker to break in a then 11 year old Chris von Erich. Supposedly, Chris even cried during the act.
this part always made me laugh but i always thought that he gets grossed out and mad from the taste. i'm probably thinking of another movie though, anyone know?
>deli worker eats something and doesn't like it
That's bretty damn vague anon. Maybe it's one of them mandible effects?
nevermind, found it. Fast Times at Ridgemont High when he's delivering fast food
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starts around 1:55
Unrelated pure kino. The fast food in that flick always looks tempting every time I watch it.
yeah, the burgers always looked great. whatever slop the two hot girls were slinging in the mall looked gnarly though.
damn, just remembered the pizza that Mr Hand gives the entire class. i'm hungry
>whatever slop the two hot girls were slinging in the mall looked gnarly though
Still would. Food like that back then was a pure guilty pleasure.
love that like almost 40 year old guy who asks for the 16/17 year old girl's number and then immediately orders like a chili cheese dog right after
My opinion of him has changed slightly every time I've watched it.
rosemary ham
roast beef
maple turkey
a few of those really good pickles
I used to work at a deli, and it was one of my favorite jobs ever. It got cut short because the team lead didn't like me much and used me eating some food that was to be thrown away as her excuse to fire me.
One of these days I want to make my own deli. I swear I will.
make your own deli, anon. i'll go as long as you aren't snacking on my chicken salad
you're supposed to be more open about eating, places like resturants and delis are owned by people that like the food, if you show them you love lunch meat as much as they do they will let you eat some stuff and try stuff when they get it in because they know your opinion is legitimate.
when i worked at a restaurant i'd always get so pissed about the hundreds of pounds of food they'd toss every night. i had to ask permission each time if i could snag some but the owner was cool enough most of the time.
>asks like 20 questions when a guy is working and obviously not interested in talking
frick this guy. wish Ram had just told him to take a walk
Potato salad is fricking gross. i love potatoes but god damn it's just a mouthful of giant chunks of poatoes egg and mayo
>You have never had good potato salad.
who are you quoting? is that obi wan saying it?
agree anon. Out of all the ways to eat potato it has to be one of the worst. There are so many better ways (roasted, boiled, baked, mashed, diced)
Hey Ram, how’s it hangin brother. Caught a few minutes of the slop on tv last Wednesday, can’t believe some of the shit they call wrestling these days. Anyways let me get half pound turkey, half pound roast beef.
comin' right up, chief.
wholesome. Working at the deli counter doesnt seem so bad.
yeah, the only reason why he has a meltdown is because he fricked up so bad with his daughter again and marisa tomei told him to frick off. the guy asking 20 questions probably wouldn't have bothered him as much if that hadn't just happened. i need a Ram deli counter mini series, dammit
Sugar. In water. A little more.
1 lb olive loaf
2 lbs veal loaf
2 lbs provologne
2 dozen portuguese rolls
>not veal parmesan
>posts picture of a homosexual from a comic book for homosexuals
>fricks up the order
Go on, claim you didn't moron. Please. I want you to type it out. I want to read your excuse. I want it in the archives until they are shut down and buried. Never forget this miserable moment in your miserable life you horrible sack of fricking shit. Do it, homosexual.
>watch movie
>1-3 days later there's a thread about it
this has happened three times in just the past month alone. why does this keep happening does it happen to anybody else? is there a name for this phenomenon?
did you get the urge to watch it because of a thread? a lot of movies on here go in cycles with the discussion
i've never seen a thread about it before. what would really frick me up is if there was a thread about the other movie i watched right before the wrestler. if somebody starts a thread about that movie i'd believe this guy
. think of it as a schizophrenia gambit if you will.
hivemind I'd guess
Your brain only notices it because it's fresh in your mind.
Cinemaphile Syndrome. It's okay, anon. We have a treatment for that: Watch moar shows and kinos. Your symptoms will become unnoticeable
Cinemaphile hackers monitor your computer and create threads based on your viewing history.
when i was a little kid any time i thought of an episode of a show i'd see it on tv within the next three days. i thought it was something magical going on but maybe it's just some underlying schizo behavior
i like this movie but how did he become so poor? just blew it all on hookers and drugs or what?
marisa tomei was way too hot to play a washed up stripper in this. i love her but it was a miscast or she should have tried to go uglier
>37! MY GIRLFRIEND JUST SUCKED 37 DICKS!
In a row?
>GODDAMN, HOW ABOUT THEM COWBOYS?
>i wrestle
>hey you can’t wrestle anymore
>ok. i’m gonna do it anyways lmao
>hey stripper that doesn’t date customers, be my gf
>no lol
>ok hey daughter let’s hang out
>no lol
>frick ok. i’ll just jump on somebody and abruptly end the movie.
>have you ever seen a one legged dog starts playing
you forgot the time when he fricked the fireman lady