Amazon just fricked over the Road House director so this basically confirms the next Bond film will be straight to streaming.

Amazon just fricked over the Road House director so this basically confirms the next Bond film will be straight to streaming.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Beekeeper's going to gross over $100 million soon and that's a $40 million Statham movie. No way Bond goes streaming only.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares about Road House anon. You can't compare that to the biggest movie franchise in the history of cinema. Bond is going to save blockbuster filmmaking, be in the mold of John Wick/Bullet Train and these funny light hearted (kind of reddit but not overtly) action movies and bring back fun and levity. It will star Aaron Taylor Johnson (it's 99% confirmed he's the new Bond) and now that capeshit is dead, Bondkino will take it's rightful place as THE event franchise.

      this, anon doesn't know what the hell he's saying.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Aaron Taylor Johnson
        Yea I won't be watching

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As opposed to Daniel Craig you've been watching for 15 years? he's infinitely better in comparison to that short ugly fricking russian.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I stop at the Craig era when rewatching Bond movies. They really aren't worth the time.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Anyone with two brain cells does this too. They are the dark ages of the Bond era and I am sure the ATJ era can never be even remotely as bad as Craig. I am hopeful for the future but grieve the 15 years of wasted kino.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >I stop at the Craig era when rewatching Bond movies.
              Casino Royale was a fun movie.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >ATJ is the next Bond
        The Bullet Train Bond audition scheme worked?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It did. The reports of him as Bond appeared for the first time right after the movie and he screentested, he's met with them 3 times and screentested some more. he's the guy, 100 percent. apparently, he's the one holding things up from announcing it due to having some reservations about taking on the biggest role in movie history and wanting to see if Kraven does well at the BO out of hubris (it won't) but EON has picked him as the next Bond, it's done and confirmed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >be in the mold of John Wick/Bullet Train
        Terminal garbage

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Who knows, it could be good. i'd take that over dreary miserable womanly nonsense like Craig.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        > israelite Bond
        Add it to the list of films I will not be watching

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so sick of all these mother fricking sequels.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's so depressing. That could be the worst movie I've ever seen. I walked out the theatre.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    based. Slop makers don't deserve to be treated like real humans

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Did you SEE the trailer? There's clearly a reason they've decided to cut their losses and dump this on streaming
    I guarantee the only worthwhile part of this movie will be Daniela Melchior looking cute

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she should be a Bond girl for ATJ

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She should be a Bond girl for me, actually
        We'll have all the time in the world

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          my potential /bond/ waifu is still Ursula Corbero. I like the bad girl type.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I've not heard of her before, but whoever she is, she's definitely got the look for a Bond bad girl

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              her only big role is this Spanish show hispanics watch so nobody really knows her who isn't a Hispanic but as you remarked, she'd be perfect as a Xenia type of Bond girl. I suspect with ATJ the franchise will get back on track now that Craig is out and Amazon is beholden to EON since they don't actually own the franchise beyond distribution but if they had their way, they'd be using Bond to get into the movie theaters and make billions every 2 years with a new Bond movie.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >this Spanish show hispanics watch
                but money heist is a better heist show than anything made in the history of troonyisraeliteood albeithoughever...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                perhaps and it's still indian tier slop, that's how low of a bar it is.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >"perhaps"
                lol
                >DOESN'T MATTER!!! INDIA! PAJEETAS! SPICS! CHINKS! VATNIKS! PABLOS! YUROPOORS!
                just make better tv shows Trayvon, it's not hard...

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Assgame too good

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              indeed, she probably kills her target by having him sniff her ass to death.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She should be a Bond girl for me, actually
      We'll have all the time in the world

      >every movie she has ever been cast in has been a bomb
      kek, roadhouse is fricked.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        She was in Fast X, and according to wikipedia, that was apparently the fifth highest-grossing film last year
        Checkmate

        her only big role is this Spanish show hispanics watch so nobody really knows her who isn't a Hispanic but as you remarked, she'd be perfect as a Xenia type of Bond girl. I suspect with ATJ the franchise will get back on track now that Craig is out and Amazon is beholden to EON since they don't actually own the franchise beyond distribution but if they had their way, they'd be using Bond to get into the movie theaters and make billions every 2 years with a new Bond movie.

        I honestly don't know whether they'll be able to ever get Bond back on track. The fundamental appeals of the series (episodic films with no real overarching story, practical action, set pieces, and stunt work, everything about James Bond as a character) are the exact elements that aren't in favour with Hollywood these days.
        If Aaron Taylor-Johnson is actually going to be the next Bond, I'd hope he can do a good job. I don't think I've ever actually seen a movie with him in it, so I can't properly judge him myself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Watch Bullet Train and Tenet, those are the movies (like Layer Cake) that got Barbara's notice except ATJ is an actually good Bond choice unlike shitface Craig. I know the industry is hopeless but if Marvel is bombing, then all bets are off. EON and Amazon see the writings on the wall and go back to episodic fun and action. The pendelum (atleast as Bond is concerned) will swing. I'm very confident of this. Bullet Train and other action comedies are doing good at the BO and steady performers which is what Bond will be in the 2020's landscape. More reason to watch Bullet Train to see what that could look like minus the Reddit humour. if ATJ can play his BT character but more suave and not as metrosexual then he'd be an excellent Bond.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Watch Bullet Train and Tenet, those are the movies (like Layer Cake) that got Barbara's notice except ATJ is an actually good Bond choice unlike shitface Craig. I know the industry is hopeless but if Marvel is bombing, then all bets are off. EON and Amazon see the writings on the wall and go back to episodic fun and action. The pendelum (atleast as Bond is concerned) will swing. I'm very confident of this. Bullet Train and other action comedies are doing good at the BO and steady performers which is what Bond will be in the 2020's landscape. More reason to watch Bullet Train to see what that could look like minus the Reddit humour. if ATJ can play his BT character but more suave and not as metrosexual then he'd be an excellent Bond.

          i've made a pic using Tom Cruise from MI4 due to similar body type, face type and hair to make out how he'd look as James Bond. If he can look half as promising as this then Bondkino is back.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure it's not just a terrible movie not worth releasing instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      According to Doug it got a higher rating than Bourne Identity and Mr. and Mrs. Smith from test audiences which was his best

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jake is a neurotic israelite nerd, not an Aryan chad Dalton is supposed to be.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "my corporate reboot product needs to be taken seriously guys"
    lol

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    my understanding is that Amazon didn't frick them over, MGM did. Amazon is under no obligation to keep MGM's promises. Shit like this is expected when you sell your company.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How will this affect Bond, you reckon? It's the only MGM property anyone cares about and it happens to be the biggest property ever.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody gives a shit about Roadhouse and this would always have been inferior no matter who was in it and where it was released.
    On the other hand, movies are shit right now especially action flicks, they need to give Bond like a 10 year hiatus.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm literally watching Swayze kino roadhouse right now.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    2 of the actors in this film have played Sarah Gadon's husband

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bawd

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What a stupid butthole. NOBODY would go to see this in theaters. At least on Amazon SOMEONE may watch it, probably a moronic person.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And he just burned a lot of bridges, too ... which will frick his career. When shit like that happens, just recognize that you signed an unfavorable contract and don't make that mistake in the future. In the business world, nothing is 100% unless you get it in writing. Verbal agreements are not recognized in a court of law.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Verbal agreements are absolutely recognized you moron. They’re just harder to prove.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I won't watch this just because I can't stand that Black person McGregor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same. When I learned he was the bad guy, I knew I wouldn't be watching it. Of all the dudes, they have to get the most annoying butthole ever. Also, why are they fricking up the Roadhouse story so badly by making Dalton such a loser? The cool part of the original was that Dalton is established at the beginning as a rock star in the high-end club "cooler" profession, not some struggling UFC fighter. The whole vibe is fricked in this new one. Why can't they just remake classic films properly? They always have to eliminate all the things that made the originals good.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is the budget of Road House

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe they should of cast someone besides a nepo baby LA geek sheek boy, and found someone who is cool and can actually fight like Patrick Swazi.

    I know he's good in other movies but this is bad casting

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