>Regarding on how Davy Jones would speak, the Pirates producers needed something that would sound different from all the other characters and to give Jones a bit of power and authority. Director Gore Verbinski at one point suggested that Davy Jones should speak Dutch, taking from that Davy Jones' ship was called the "Flying Dutchman", or Norweigan. Though the previous suggestions were all authentic within the story, actor Bill Nighy decided to use a Scottish accent; despite the fact that Nighy's mother grew up in Glasgow, Nighy himself had stated it was because he could do an accent.
tl;dr they discarded him being Dutch during development
The 5th one is crap. It has the dwarf magically return out of nowhere, and retcons shit like where Jack got the compass and now suddenly Barbossa having a daughter.
The 4th one is ok at times, but overall a bit mediocre. You could tell Disney trimmed the payroll in that one by cutting a lot of regulars out.
5th would have been a redemption if they made it about Barbarossa fighting Capeetan Thalazthar with Jack as supporting character in it to steal Barbarossa’s treasure, the Pearl, and beat the Spaniard.
Spanish shouldn’t have been dead either, just a really tough anti Pirate enemy.
As someone who just watched those for the first time I thought they were good. Stranger Tides was enjoyable for me, but the last one was just okay. Its crazy that they were trying to say Pirates 6 was not going to happen because the 5th movie was definitely there to set up another movie.
Disney won't give Depp his job back. Their pride as a woke company is on the line, and they'd rather be wrong and sink the franchise with Margot Robbie than do what's right.
Depp has been box office poison for a while now
Maybe he might get some heat back now after the trial but his 90s hipster shtick isn’t really cool anymore
It's been a long while since I last saw it, so perhaps now it will have lost its luster, but I remember being very engaged back then and loving it. I rarely rewatch movies, but perhaps I should break the code tonight to see if it'll hold up.
this, pirates keira knightley is S tier >delicious tan >period costume/corsets enhancing her weakest feature in her dfc >tomboyish dress and attitude after the 1st film
PotC 1: Perfect adventure movie. Jack was clearly the main character, but the story was all about Will and Elizabeth. Don't know what you call that kind of storytelling?
PotC 2&3: Pretty good movies, but everything was about Jack now, and I never thought that worked well.
The rest of the movies: Watched them once and couldn't care less. They had their moments, but meh.
It's called Depp stealing the show despite NOT being the main character but that's fine because it's perfectly normal for relevant secondary characters (like mentor figures, which is what Jack is in the first movie) to be more interesting than the self-insert bland protagonist.
Yeah, they really undid a lot of things from the first film in a way. Clumsy writing leading to awkward characters. An artifact of writers trying to cobble a sequel out of a one and done film.
Second and third become increasingly plot dense and overwrought. Few people seem to have a problem with the extent they took it with the second movie but many people draw the line before the third. I disagree with them but understand the criticism, the third is far less grounded and more over the top than either that came before it. Never saw the last two, but from my understanding the fourth was more of a return to form, spiritually similar to the first and second but with a newish cast, and the fifth is a mess with a couple good performances and a load of shitposting potential.
Gold
THIRTEEN MILLION DOLLARS-A
>A
Why do scots do this
>Flying Dutchman
>Scot
Bill Nighy was doing a Scottish accent
flying dutchman is the ship not the captain
Davy Jones is conically Dutch though, no idea why they opted for a Scottish accent. Maybe because the Dutch accent is disgusting.
>Regarding on how Davy Jones would speak, the Pirates producers needed something that would sound different from all the other characters and to give Jones a bit of power and authority. Director Gore Verbinski at one point suggested that Davy Jones should speak Dutch, taking from that Davy Jones' ship was called the "Flying Dutchman", or Norweigan. Though the previous suggestions were all authentic within the story, actor Bill Nighy decided to use a Scottish accent; despite the fact that Nighy's mother grew up in Glasgow, Nighy himself had stated it was because he could do an accent.
tl;dr they discarded him being Dutch during development
>"flying dutchman"
>doesn't fly, isn't dutch
>isn't a man
part of the ship, part of the crew
Davy Jones is a proud Welshman
wrong one idiot
Kek
Heckin kekorino
toasting in an epic bread
>*pop*
>hits pipe
>squints and looks amber in the eye
fbbfp
THREE DAYS-A
>do you fear debt
>do you fear Depp, miss Turd
Checked.
underrated
Blessed bread.
10/10
kek
.... Amber heard sent me to settle her debt
wrong pic
at first i thought motherfucking mike is balding
So tell me. What's become of my shit?
If anyone so much as mentions the word 'hearsay', I'll have their guts for garters
>'ello pooppet!
this moron and the other moron were so fucking over-used
only in the 3rd movie
Davey jones is one of the most kino movie villains of all time
are the 4th and 5th movies worth watching?
4th is watchable, 5th is pretty bad, Jack is insufferable but Barbossa is pretty cool.
I spoke to Geoffrey Rush in one of my previous jobs. He was ok
The 5th one is crap. It has the dwarf magically return out of nowhere, and retcons shit like where Jack got the compass and now suddenly Barbossa having a daughter.
The 4th one is ok at times, but overall a bit mediocre. You could tell Disney trimmed the payroll in that one by cutting a lot of regulars out.
>The 5th one is crap.
*wheeze*
Jabsbarro...
>WHEEZE
>yagsbarros givenup da COMpass
5th would have been a redemption if they made it about Barbarossa fighting Capeetan Thalazthar with Jack as supporting character in it to steal Barbarossa’s treasure, the Pearl, and beat the Spaniard.
Spanish shouldn’t have been dead either, just a really tough anti Pirate enemy.
>Barbossa having a daughter.
doesnt seem so far fetched
They both have alright parts but they're not good movies.
No
As someone who just watched those for the first time I thought they were good. Stranger Tides was enjoyable for me, but the last one was just okay. Its crazy that they were trying to say Pirates 6 was not going to happen because the 5th movie was definitely there to set up another movie.
4th is massively underrated pirate kino.
5th is borderline unwatchable
What is it with people stanning 4 and 5 these days?
4 is good. People just hate on it because of when it came out, as an unnecessary sequel, for the sake of hating on blockbusters.
5 is meme-tastic
They are fed up with retards praising the objectively worst ones (2 and 3)
4vwas neat, but not as good as the core story
In the minority here but I enjoyed 5 more than 4. Last 30 mins of 5 are shit tho.
i enjoyed every second of salazar (the dude who says jag sbarro)
Disney won't give Depp his job back. Their pride as a woke company is on the line, and they'd rather be wrong and sink the franchise with Margot Robbie than do what's right.
Depp has been box office poison for a while now
Maybe he might get some heat back now after the trial but his 90s hipster shtick isn’t really cool anymore
Didn't they eventually start adding real pirates like blackbeard to the series? That seems like it would be very out of place if so.
All he has to do is stop playing every character like an off brand Jack Sparrow. His best film is still Secret Window imo.
i didnt like secret window, it was obvious from the start what the ending was going to be
It's been a long while since I last saw it, so perhaps now it will have lost its luster, but I remember being very engaged back then and loving it. I rarely rewatch movies, but perhaps I should break the code tonight to see if it'll hold up.
this tweet must have felt good to make
https://twitter.com/cartertheepic/status/1532083418200154113
I chuckled
The curse of the black pearl is decent but overrated. The other two movies are way better.
Davy Jones prequel movie fucking WHEN?
>Davy Jones is trans and hides his dilator under her/xir tentacles
He appears in the post credits scene for dead men tell no tales so he'll have a sequel.
I MAY DIE BUT BY GOD I WILL HAVE ONE LAST SHIT, KILL EM ALL!
>All your deeds laid bare
>All your turds punished
THE TURDS OUTTA THE BED, MASSUS HURDTH
>DO YEH FEA' DEBT-A
Fucking kek
>it's.....
>good
sasuage
SAUSAGE? SAUSAAAAAAAAAGE?!
the 23" bbc stare
I realized the other day Rango also had Bill Nighy.
Gunslinging Snake and Squidward
Based Nighy always making Deppkino
Don’t let this glorious thread die mateys
SALLY FORTH ALL HANDS ON DECK
Best and worst of each film or at least your favorite and least favorite: go
Best parts of every film - jack, davey, barbossa
Worst parts of every film - stronk wymynz
allow me to offer this as a rebuttal: Keira Knightley is hot
she's hot for sure, but not an actress to play a strong independent pirate KING (female). didnt she literally have anorexia?
Love Kiera, Penelope and Zoe
Hate pandering
simple as
Sustained
this, pirates keira knightley is S tier
>delicious tan
>period costume/corsets enhancing her weakest feature in her dfc
>tomboyish dress and attitude after the 1st film
easily the hottest actress I've ever seen in her prime
What was wrong with Calypso?
N
I
G
G
She was actually pretty cool better than the female pirate characters
PotC 1: Perfect adventure movie. Jack was clearly the main character, but the story was all about Will and Elizabeth. Don't know what you call that kind of storytelling?
PotC 2&3: Pretty good movies, but everything was about Jack now, and I never thought that worked well.
The rest of the movies: Watched them once and couldn't care less. They had their moments, but meh.
It's called Depp stealing the show despite NOT being the main character but that's fine because it's perfectly normal for relevant secondary characters (like mentor figures, which is what Jack is in the first movie) to be more interesting than the self-insert bland protagonist.
>"Oh no! Domestic abuse!"
such a cute scene
>Strrraight to Davy Jones locker, I say..
>Peter Tork and Mickey Dolenz, too- ALL the monkee's had lockers..
Everyone said this episode was funny, but I didn't laugh at all. The one where Rocko gets filmed nude was slightly funnier though.
>"On his bed?"
>you have the witness testimonies?
>better, the turd she shat on his bed
kek
>AND LET THIS DAY BE CURSED BY WE WHO READY TO WAKE…the LAWYERS
AMBA HURDAH
THE LITTLE TURD
THAT NEVER LEARNED
TO FLUSH
MODDDDS Do your fucking job. This isn't /misc/ but 4chan psyop
Have sex
Seethe chud
>LET NO JOYFUL VOICE BE HEARD'S
>AMBER HEARD, YOU ARE A LIAR, AND YOU WILL SPEND FIFTEEN MILLION DOLLARS FOR YOUR SHIT
>Twelve fives?
The weird romance triangle in 2 or 3 (forget which) felt really fucking forced and needless.
yeah, it kind of shits on liz's character that will is doing everything for her and she's one step away from banging jack behind his back
>Ya best start believing in structured settlement agreements, Miss Heard....yer in one
which one of you morons
Why are you even there in the first place, buddy?
Yeah, they really undid a lot of things from the first film in a way. Clumsy writing leading to awkward characters. An artifact of writers trying to cobble a sequel out of a one and done film.
because i knew someone would repost it
>obsessed with bwc
what was her fucking problem
Needed a boyfriend and her nails did
Barbosa shivered her timbers at least once.
Kinda gave me jungle fever lids
Same. Just something about spooky petite chocolate ladies.
Could he postpone her judgement?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't get it.
Never seen any of the sequels. Sell me on them?
they're fun
but skip the fourth and especially the fifth
they're not directed by Verbinski
Watch them all if you want and form your own opinions.
Second and third become increasingly plot dense and overwrought. Few people seem to have a problem with the extent they took it with the second movie but many people draw the line before the third. I disagree with them but understand the criticism, the third is far less grounded and more over the top than either that came before it. Never saw the last two, but from my understanding the fourth was more of a return to form, spiritually similar to the first and second but with a newish cast, and the fifth is a mess with a couple good performances and a load of shitposting potential.
There's a reason Orlando checked out, but this is a good qrd
cocaine
>what do we do with the appeals captain?
>THERE ARE NO APPEALSAH
kek
part of metoo part of the ship
part of metoo part of the ship
part of metoo part of the ship
we were gonna get another movie with this guy but that stupid whore ruined it